#srsly jet

[spike-and-faye]

Important and Correct Headcanons:

Spike has an Rx for Space Prozac but he never remembers to fill it. (This is actually a good thing bc you're not supposed to drink with anti-depressants.) Jet was prescribed antidepressants too but has some weird moral hang up on using them.

Faye could've prevented 9/11 because I fully believe she coulda snuck a gun onto a plane and wrested control from the terrorists. However upon seizing control of the cockpit she'd immediately crash into the island from Lost

Jet installed a bidet toilet seat on the head on the Bebop. His masculinity isn't threatened by having a spotless ass hole.

Spike is forklift certified

Faye had an IUD in during the accident and incidentally has had it in for 50+ years now

Ed stays the age 13 forever because of some weird future space tech.

Ein is Whitney's biological dog son who he abandoned. Kind of a Nina from FMA situation.

Andy has had full laser hair removal of his pubes, including his nads.

Julia has pierced nips

[ruffboijuliaburnsides]

i swear one of my favorite things to do some days is watch people on youtube reacting to Pentatonix singing Aha! live at the Star Vista in Singapore, because no matter how familiar you are with them, that performance will blast your wig clean onto someone else's head.

[drakenathan]

why does every t***** s**** album sounds the same.

[ohmuqueen]

x

[systimming]

It's there anyone in your system who might like a board you don't have to make? We all like your boards so much we'd be happy to try to make you one. I think we did at least once. And maybe Nagito made a couple for classmates. But is there anyone else? It's ok if not. It is your hobby after all XD

:<>! That's honestly a good question!! You could do something from our collective interests... (Sonic, Pokemon, Sanrio, Futurama, Ace Attorney, 2000s aesthetics like y2k, Frutiger Aero, Floral Metro, Technoneko2000 etc...)

Or you could do some based on some of our main mods! Y'know, something for good ol' Sammy or my main man Khonjin. Or just about any mod with vibes you like when they decide to make a board, lol.

We've also been meaning to make more boards based on system experiences (like this one based on dissociation / derealization) but we haven't gotten around to it? I think our list of ideas for that also got deleted at some point for some reason ??? I should actually fix that sometime soon... ANYWAYS it could be cool to see you / others do a crack on that!

(And also, just saying — don't feel forced or obligated to! The gesture is nice enough for us!! >:>!)

- Mod Jet.

[atticfish]

has anyone written an essay abt how criminal minds is a superhero show

[archive-double-knots]

well, i was doin great writing wise til i saw that anon on my personal. so.

im gonna go make some musings and stuff until i go to bed

@urlsaremeaningless if u want my resources lol

[killuasghost]

SLICES OF LIFE # ！︎

↠︎ plot + warnings: hcs on college!jjk men with f!reader roommate and their many adventures with one another!

↠︎ featuring: nanami, toji, choso, gojo, and geto

↠︎ continuing my college!jjk series and we're starting with this! i love the idea of reader having her own relationship with the boys and vice versa!

➞︎ it isn't often that you guys get to go on adventures together.

➞︎ most of the time its a bunch of mini side quests with one another at different times.

➞︎ when you have afternoon classes, gojo and geto are usually finishing up their day as well.

➞︎ which turns into the three of you taking the train into tokyo, blowing gojo's money on sweets and food.

➞︎ sometimes you guys catch a car meet on the off chance y'all end up on that side of town when its happening (a/n: i hc the group to be into cars but geto, toji, and choso are the biggest gear heads)

➞︎ some days, you and nanami spend mornings together.

➞︎ mostly spent in the nooks and crannies of libraries or by the window in a bakery/cafe.

➞︎ sometimes, when you guys have book club, he'll put together a picnic for the two of you.

➞︎ there's a garden with a bunch of Japanese maple trees that the two of you found once.

➞︎ it's y'all's secret third spot. 🤫

➞︎ surprisingly, choso started tagging along with you to toji's practices/matches after a couple months of you doing it.

➞︎ while you were focused on the 'pr' side of things for the boxer, choso took on the role of sparring partner.

➞︎ so now, you had not one, but two gym bros on your hands as choso started hitting the gym srsly.

➞︎ don't worry, it's not always a fist fight with those guys.

➞︎ choso is always finding some new spot to try, mostly art or herbal shops, and toji drives while you tag along for the ride.

➞︎ meanwhile, toji's always finding some mountain to hike! gd its exhausting keeping up with him sometimes!

➞︎ but they're the only two to stick around for when you have your 'bring it on' marathon, so you endure :)

➞︎ geto is in the tattoo shop late at night some weekends and whenever you're available, you pop a squat on the comfy futon he has in his space and chill.

➞︎ he appreciates the company whenever he's working on a client after hours or working hard on designing a new piece.

➞︎ he uses you as a gauge for when he's been working too long. if you've been silent for more than an hour, he knows it's time to wrap it up.

➞︎ gojo is a slut for his monthly massages. he got you one as a birthday gift one year and y'all have been going together ever since.

➞︎ he's always the one you're trying bazaar shit with. cos why tf did he fire up the private jet just so the two of you could visit the blue lagoon.

➞︎ in ICELAND btw

➞︎ toji secretly likes to cook.

➞︎ like loves to cook actually.

➞︎ you only found out when it was just the two of you at home one weekend (nanami on a business retreat with geto, gojo visiting his family (begrudgingly he says), and choso went camping with his brother's) and toji threw down after the joint sesh y'all had.

➞︎ i mean the spread was spreadin'

➞︎ he swore you to secrecy, cooking was smth he didn't want the other's taking advantage of (he's just scared of rejection ((that wouldn't happen)) 🙄).

➞︎ one time y'all took a dessert class and learned to make matcha swiss rolls 🤤

➞︎ toji looked cute in his lil apron and hat ;)

➞︎ choso invites you to art exhibits with him and drags you along to the newest infrastructure being built in the city

➞︎ there's a local pottery/glass blowing shop in downtown Sendai, that the two of you frequent to make clay pottery.

➞︎ at some point, choso designs the most beautiful sculpture out of clay and all of you show up for he showcases it at his first art show!

➞︎ you were the sculpture

➞︎ every once in awhile you guys link up for a group activity.

➞︎ its usually toji's fights but most recently you guys went to the opera!!!

➞︎ geto somehow ended up on stage for a brief moment but that's a story for another time cause 😅

FREE PALESTINE, CONGO, SUDAN, EVERYWHERE !!!!

[carebeartherese]

My live reactions to Loki season two ep 5:

-WOOOO HERE WE GO

-running through the recap

-Im actually scared for this episode srsly

-oooo the almost silent intro

-ALIVE???

-he is angelic fr

-where is everyone???

-did they go back to their timelines??

-Im loving these continued camera shots

-pie room??

-TIME SLIPPING

-oh shit

-:0 double Loki

-hello?

-time slipping is just an excuse for Loki to flip his hair like the hoe he is /pos

-time loop???

-WHAT THE FUCK

-WHY IS EVERYTHING COMING APART

-SHIT

-oop there’s the theme

-prison??

-CASEY?????

-WHAT THE HELL

-oh hes escapin

-where are they i wonder

-a boat prison??

-no not again dude Loki can’t handle this

-ALCATRAZ????

-his name ain’t Frank lmfao

-oh it’s the BOAT PLACE

-dude why are we back in the tva

-:0 SHIT NEW YORK 2012

-Aw b15 is such a great doctor I love her

-MOBIUS WHAT ARE YIU DOING

-living his dream

-who tf is don

-also his son??? No thank you

-LOKI GO SEE YOUR MAN

-this is so unserious

-LOKI IS SO CUTE ABOUT MOBIUS

-Mobius is adorable

-SINGLE DAD???

-FUCK YEA

-ooo 1994

-OB!!!!

-hes so silly

-awww he just wants to sell his books

-hes a writer <333

-in his bunker???

-ITS JUST LIKE HIS LAB

-dude ob will believe anything that happens to him

-the sons of who??

-ob is so adorable with his little “hey”

-dammit

-none of that made sense OB

-cannot control the time slipping

-oooo true

-LOKI = TEMPAD

-to save his friends

-oh yea shit kang is coming aint he

-control it Loki!!!!

-nope

-you look like you’re trying to take a shit

-there is no controlling time

-OB WE DONT SHOCK PEOPLE

-OR WHATEVER THAT WAS

-stop psychoanalizing

-go to the pie room

-GET THE BAND BACK TOGETHER

-oh that’s actually kind of smart

-ob is adorable and I love him and his tism

-oh fuck there he goes

-TO MOBIUS AGAIN!!

-he sucks at taking the trash out

-yea Kevin

-these kids are literally adorable

-don’t burn down the house pls

-“HELLO”

-these guys are so awkward

-just kiss srsly

-WAIT THEY ARE SO CUTE

-HES SUCH A SALESMAN

-wife long gone????

-cause of the gay

-is he flirting??

-are jet skis flirting????

-mobius really thinks lokis crazy

-OB HI

-none of this makes sense

-awww the way he grabbed Mobius

-dude theyre so gay

-they need to just kiss already fr

-yea your kids will be fine mobius I swear

-hes just a suburb dad

-this is a little heartbreaking but also gay tbh

-IKR IT IS A COOL NAME

-B15!!!! Come with!!!!

-CASEY FUCK YEA

-ESCAPE

-where’s sylvie?

-mobius looks shook

-and Casey trusts no one the little thief

-mobius/don is he flirting with Casey/Frank

-I love sylvie but she always gets angry and fucks shit up

-please leave her out of this one

-WAIT WHAT

-HOW DOES SHE KNOW YOU

-wait till it back

-fuck get that time slipping under control

-sylvie with her lesbian fit and her mullet

-ok but Loki loves mobius and doesn’t wanna loose him

-uncaring queen

-I mean she wants to live

-damnnnnn

-WAIT CALL HIM OUT

-WHAT DOES HE WANT

-FALSE

-HE WANTS MOBIUS SRSLY

-oh come on Marvel be more specific

-of course he doesn’t wanna be alone

-don’t make this romantic again pls

-NO WE ARENT

-his story is with mobius tho!!!

-Casey is such a weird ass hardened criminal

-mobius stop trying to sell shit to people

-Loki you are so babygirl

-NO WHAT ABOUT THE GANG

-I don’t understand anything anymore

-is sylvie flirting with record shop guy??????

-THE VELVET UNDERGROUND

-HOLY SHIT

-literally what is happening rn

-whos this guy in the back

-oh he disappeared????

-why’s shit disappearing????

-NOOOO

-THE TIMELINES DECAYING

-OH GOD NO!!!

-NOT HOT RECORD SHOP GUY

-and she’s gone

-so is the timeline

-Loki is so sad and lonely

-MOBIUS KISS HIM PLS

-HE NEEDS TLC

-NOT TRUE

-a timeline just died for some reason

-Loki was just waiting for this opportunity

-CASEY DAMMIT SRSLY

-OH FUCK NO

-WAIT EVERYONE COME BACK

-NO MOBIUS PLEASE

-OH GOD NOT PLEASE NOT KNTO THE DARK

-THIS VERY BAD DREAM

-oh shit Loki use them timeslipping powers

-GO BACK IN TIME

-YOU CAN DO THIS BBG

-ITS ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS

-oh come on dont give me that fuckin cliffhanger

[subroutine-fic]

Watching AMC's adaptation of Interview with the Vampire, it's actually wild how much my characterization of Eva Popoff is hitting Lestat levels of cruelty, to be honest.

And I'm not saying that to pat myself on the back (srsly) or say it's comparable to the show's writing (I am not), but, as a show that is explicitly portraying Louis/Lestat as manipulative, doomed, and abusive, there are things in Subroutine about Jet/Eva that pop up in L/L's dynamic that I always thought I depicting as too overwrought or too on the nose.

And given that she was a pretty flat "Evil French Person" in Tron 2.0 (IIRC), I wanted her meanness to have dimension, and so I tried by making her Jet's love interest with actions similarly motivated by parental spite or parental-born insecurities. Does that make sense?

Each time I've re-read this story to make sure my plotting is still on point, the banality of the harm in J/E's dynamic is hitting me differently at 34 than it did at 22 as someone uncertain about how she's portraying an abusive relationship.

Specifically, because I remember getting a review (maybe from frequent reader, Allronix) saying, "I don't know if you've been in an abusive relationship, but J/E is defo hitting those beats", and I didn't know how to respond to that beyond thinking, "I did a good?" and having an existential crisis about the quality of my writing.

[simurghed]

ok taking this concept srsly …. it wouldnt hold out bc if they were all on a plane together there is no way theyd b the only ppl on the plane .. in yellowjackets an absurdly rich father of one of the teammates pays for a private jet but i dont believe any of their families would have enough money for that nor would they pay for their children to go to a video game championship across the country / globe .. i will go w the sponsors paying for it since they were going international which is a p huge deal & idk enough abt professional esports to disprove that

chris dies in the crash as he dies in the simurgh attack (& so does the pilot)

i think they do the ritual as well & noelle is the one to get possessed .. i am not sure abt her becoming the antler queen i dont think they would form a religion the way the yellowjackets do i think they would simply lose their minds to the wilderness .. noelle might continually b possessed / “possessed” & merge w the wilderness somehow .. might have to feed her ? feed the wilderness thru her ?

cody dies a jackie death but jackie w/out the homoerotic girl best friend .. he has a huge argument w krouse & when nobody takes his side he decides to sleep out in the cold rather than in the cabin .. nobody goes crazy w grief but they do eventually figure that since they have no food .. well 🍽️ krouse makes that call of course

if the travellers were put in a yellowjackets situation……..lets just say that cody

[agir1ukn0w]

tumblr has let me down again

[solisanima]

“...What’s a crap.”

[cant-blink]

Got myself the Godzilla: Rulers of Earth graphic novels! They arrived today!

I chose to buy this series for no particular reason.....

Yep, no particular reason whatsoever....

[stonerz4sokka]

atla became the most feminist show in history when they introduced male characters solely for the sake of the female protagonist’s (katara) emotional development. i am so sick of people trying to give haru and jet depth outside of their relation to katara. stop it!!! they are her boy toys, her side pieces. their  importance in the narrative and in general is solely dependent on their proximity to katara in any given moment. SHE gives them meaning and honestly it’s quite offensive that people actually... ship. them. 💔💔💔

[freedmfighter]

i think it would have been really cool if nickelodeon let jet actually stab long feng through the heart rather let him miss last minute