#post | dash commentary

[solisanima]

“The robots are alcoholics.”

[statementlou]

Kate Cassidy's video tribute to Liam

[hellsmayflower]

"National boyfriend week,huh? So....who's my boyfriend?"

[drillrundunsparce]

what the fuck is wrong with people on this website

[tadcpomni-blog]

The wedding is starting rn!!! Happy wedding (first) anniversary for Ragatha and Pomni!

[siirlendikalbimiz]

Dash de kaydırmanızı böldüğüm için üzgünüm ama harika olduğunuzu ve mutlu olmayı hak ettiğinizi bilmeniz gerektiğini düşündüm..

[spiderman2-99]

PSA:

Under any circumstances, do not enter my office or the cafeteria. We are dealing with wild animals that may be dimensionally displaced.

If you find any sightings or evidence of raccoons or chipmunks anywhere else in the building, tell me immediately.

Do not engage with it yourself, especially if you have not had rabies or tetanus shots.

[themosthatedbeingg]

Oh dear … a spell gone wrong .. and now there’s a bby king of Hell wandering about .. they seem lost and confused.

[lovenpeace-pkmn]

Honestly, as someone who has lived with zorua since before most of you were born, a lot of trainers of zorua right now are obnoxious. Far too many internet trend-followers try to treat them like a lillipup or perhaps a teddy bear, and it ends up causing problems for the trainer, the Pokémon, and bystanders alike.

Zorua have, on a mental level, the high social needs of a canine, a feline's lack of respect for authority, extremely high intelligence and creative problem solving skills, and an instinctive fear of strangers. Physically, they have illusions they wield freely to gain a desired emotional response, very sharp claws, and the tendency to dig and scent-mark. They are not easy Pokémon to train.

Inexperienced trainers who get them because they are cute and trendy on the internet usually can't handle their needs, and the result is a stressed, understimulated, constantly fearful Pokémon that can be a danger to itself and others. And then their trainers will act like they are cool and edgy just for having a zorua and say that anyone who points out that there are problems is just perpetuating stereotypes against the species.

[solisanima]

“Barricade, do NOT show that poor man your Devastator’s robot testicles.”

[botanikos]

"Not a single one of you gets to fucking chastise me anymore! Here I am, BEHAVING myself while everyone else is a hot and flustered mess!"

[avispatr]

"Octavia will marry when her father decides. The one with the actual title and authority."

[psn-stalling]

WHY DO I KEEP SEEING GALARIAN YAOI ON MY DASH.

[tadcpomni-blog]

So Ragatha and I are getting married.

We're together now.

[silver-crowned-riders]

Rotomblr mutual #1: Been seeing my great grandauntie's Yamask ghost every day for the last week and nobody gaf

Rotomblr mutual #2: ESTRANGED FATHER GOT TAKEN BY A GENGAR INTO THE SHADOWS 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Rotomblr mutual #3: Guys, the Galar League champion literally just got blown up by 50 Draco Meteors, why in the everloving distortion realm are you all talking about the fucking ONCELER!?!?

Rotomblr mutual #4 (reblogging mutual #3): dw they'll get better probably but ONLY IF ☝ we make the onceler real

Rotomblr mutual #5: I saw an oran berry tree today 😊

Rotomblr mutual #6: The Vets Told Me My 2 Year Old Skitty Is Probably An Avatar Of Yveltal, AMA

Rotomblr mutual #7: The world will soon kneel to the sins its committed

Rotomblr mutual #8: wild chatot just called me the f-slur

[spiderman2-99]

What’s with all of the… ah, unholy fanarts of me as a priest? Disgustingly inaccurate portrayal of the position aside, I’d make a terrible Father. Don’t have the patience for that even if I did believe in God.

And confession booths are stuffy; sex there would be atrocious.