#post | dash commentary

[solisanima]

“The robots are alcoholics.”

[hellsmayflower]

"National boyfriend week,huh? So....who's my boyfriend?"

[siirlendikalbimiz]

Dash de kaydırmanızı böldüğüm için üzgünüm ama harika olduğunuzu ve mutlu olmayı hak ettiğinizi bilmeniz gerektiğini düşündüm..

[tadcpomni-blog]

The wedding is starting rn!!! Happy wedding (first) anniversary for Ragatha and Pomni!

[spiderman2-99]

PSA:

Under any circumstances, do not enter my office or the cafeteria. We are dealing with wild animals that may be dimensionally displaced.

If you find any sightings or evidence of raccoons or chipmunks anywhere else in the building, tell me immediately.

Do not engage with it yourself, especially if you have not had rabies or tetanus shots.

[lovenpeace-pkmn]

Arc, I wish the Pokémon language was something that could be taught from a book.

[aonokumura]

🌀 "Nothing about Lightning is normal." 🐈‍⬛

[silver-crowned-riders]

Rotomblr mutual #1: Been seeing my great grandauntie's Yamask ghost every day for the last week and nobody gaf

Rotomblr mutual #2: ESTRANGED FATHER GOT TAKEN BY A GENGAR INTO THE SHADOWS 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Rotomblr mutual #3: Guys, the Galar League champion literally just got blown up by 50 Draco Meteors, why in the everloving distortion realm are you all talking about the fucking ONCELER!?!?

Rotomblr mutual #4 (reblogging mutual #3): dw they'll get better probably but ONLY IF ☝ we make the onceler real

Rotomblr mutual #5: I saw an oran berry tree today 😊

Rotomblr mutual #6: The Vets Told Me My 2 Year Old Skitty Is Probably An Avatar Of Yveltal, AMA

Rotomblr mutual #7: The world will soon kneel to the sins its committed

Rotomblr mutual #8: wild chatot just called me the f-slur

[themosthatedbeingg]

Someone should take him out on a dinner date he deserves to be wined and dined .

[solisanima]

“Barricade, do NOT show that poor man your Devastator’s robot testicles.”

[grandma-susan]

"Everyone is stumbling out of a building all bloodied because you failed at social interaction. But have you tried striding out of that building, bloodied, with the full intention of a bad social interaction?"

[jaimemes]

good lord none of you people know how to interact with people whom you disagree with…

[tadcpomni-blog]

"Ok so if this post gets 11 likes, then I will ask Ragatha to marry me..."

(plz do it before it's too late)

[psn-stalling]

I HATE OLD PEOPLE.

[breakneck-battle-buff]

Ya see this shit? THIS is why I dropped outta school. No drama, no homework, no grades, no teachers, no NOTHIN'.

[ring-of-galactic]

Oh that's High Giovanni on my dash.

I don't judge. Especially since it's medical from what I gather. But. I could've used a good 30 more minutes to wake up before reading "jorking it" in reference to the fucking brainwash device.

I hate my dash deciding to torment me. It could've showed me anything else.

The things I must endure because this guy shares an account with both of my dads.