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Keep this same energy when she starts kissing you in public, Emmy <3

sorry for disappearing rotumblr but I need to complain about how my friends literally are so gay oh my god. Nemona just called Emmy her greatest treasure. In real time. In front of several crowds of people.

Like. Nemona. Nemona.

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sorry for disappearing rotumblr but I need to complain about how my friends literally are so gay oh my god. Nemona just called Emmy her greatest treasure. In real time. In front of several crowds of people.

Like. Nemona. Nemona.

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Oh! You’re her brother? She talks a lot about you!

Also, I kinda just…didn’t care about legends in general. And then life happened.

So this is the one Clover told me about...

Hello, it's nice to meet you!

We've taken a look at your blog (what do you mean? you just scrolled through like 5 posts!) and noticed you lived in Galar for some time.

Do you have any information on your Region's Legendary Pokémon you're willing to share? Sorry for asking, it's because our resident Galarian knows absolutely nothing about her own Region's history.

Shut your trap, Wayne. Wait isn't that the Drowzee kid?

@teamoracle

Oh hi! I didn’t know you knew Clover! …Weird.

I honestly didn’t give a Rattata’s ass about Galar’s legends. If I remember the basics though…The Darkest Day was an event in which Eternatus crashed in the Crown Tundra roughly 3,000 years ago? Then it went on a rampage, Dynamaxing several Pokémon until Zamazenta and Zacian stepped it and killed it.

…Or well, I suppose they only weakened it, because apparently Chairman Rose found it’s core and decided even after the live footage and news articles about everytime someone used a legendary Pokémon to solve your problems, that it’d be different for him.

It was not.

I personally wasn’t there myself, I was…kinda in a place with no access to any form of news or technology. If you’d want to learn more, Professor Sonia covers most of it in her biography of the region, Galar: A History.

If you know Clover? Just ask her to check it out, it’s at our library.

…Hey, isn’t that the annoying guy in my inbox about Drowzee?

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So this is the one Clover told me about...

Hello, it's nice to meet you!

We've taken a look at your blog (what do you mean? you just scrolled through like 5 posts!) and noticed you lived in Galar for some time.

Do you have any information on your Region's Legendary Pokémon you're willing to share? Sorry for asking, it's because our resident Galarian knows absolutely nothing about her own Region's history.

Shut your trap, Wayne. Wait isn't that the Drowzee kid?

@teamoracle

Oh hi! I didn’t know you knew Clover! …Weird.

I honestly didn’t give a Rattata’s ass about Galar’s legends. If I remember the basics though…The Darkest Day was an event in which Eternatus crashed in the Crown Tundra roughly 3,000 years ago? Then it went on a rampage, Dynamaxing several Pokémon until Zamazenta and Zacian stepped it and killed it.

…Or well, I suppose they only weakened it, because apparently Chairman Rose found it’s core and decided even after the live footage and news articles about everytime someone used a legendary Pokémon to solve your problems, that it’d be different for him.

It was not.

I personally wasn’t there myself, I was…kinda in a place with no access to any form of news or technology. If you’d want to learn more, Professor Sonia covers most of it in her biography of the region, Galar: A History.

If you know Clover? Just ask her to check it out, it’s at our library.

…Hey, isn’t that the annoying guy in my inbox about Drowzee?

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//reblog this if you want an ask from one of (if not all) these three goofy goobers.

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They would do this shit.

Why did arceus make pokemon like spoink

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The less you know about people, the more chance they have to hurt you.

It’s not your fault.

I found some old photographs...

Arceus. He looks so normal and happy here. I can't believe I called him my best friend.

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I think when you become a Pokémon trainer, your common sense in general just diminishes

the way people on this site believe the most blatant lies and also will just. go meet people they met a few weeks prior on ROTUMBLR DOT COM is terrifying tbh. its like internet safety and common sense dissapears the second you log on

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any fighting type specialist that says they hate psychic types does not understand the fighting type btw. training fighting types and training psychic types has a LOT of overlap as both require one to focus on both mind and body, with keen understanding of your own emotions and that of your pokemon. for both fighting types and psychic types to succeed in training, their mind and body must be healthy, and ideally, their trainers should be as healthy as it can get.

through this you also get a lot of overlaps with training ghost types as well, since ghost types overlap with psychic types as knowing your mind and body is crucial to making sure your ghost types aren't secretly sucking all your life juice or feeding on your emotions until you're numb. similar thing with fairy types as they tend to be sensitive to the emotional and mental state of their trainer too.

you can draw lines like this of overlaps between training different types across the whole chart. if someone outright hates any type their team has an unfavourable type matchup against as a type specialist, then do not listen to them. a good type specialist understands that understanding all the types and appreciating the things they struggle fighting are important.

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Driftveil’s a port city in Unova, yep! While it was big and busy, you kinda knew a lot of people because so many adults worked or had some hand in the distribution of goods over there! Motostoke’s where my grandparents live though!

Driftveil’s again, big but cozy, and most things you do for fun is trying to sneak into Clay’s underground to see the Gym Battles there! Great ways to spend your evening…

EYYYY, more Galar who moved to Paldea! Where are you two from, if you don’t mind me asking?

- @numberonebidoofenjoyer

Hi! We’re from stow-on-side! Cool to know we aren’t the only ones doing this haha! Though we haven’t moved quiiiite yet! The move is in a bit less than a month! -💎

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Stow-On-Side! I’ve never been, but I hear it’s really hot! Also your gym leader is impressive for their age! I’m from Motostoke, though technically I also lived in Driftveil ^^’

EYYYY, more Galar who moved to Paldea! Where are you two from, if you don’t mind me asking?

- @numberonebidoofenjoyer

Hi! We’re from stow-on-side! Cool to know we aren’t the only ones doing this haha! Though we haven’t moved quiiiite yet! The move is in a bit less than a month! -💎

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//it is! I’m replaying it like that on my copy of Violet, I’m already in my mid twenties :D

Working on a Pokémon irl blog that’s also an excuse to replay scavio for the billionth time- Florian and Juliana co-run it and it turns the story of the paldea games into a real time liveblog. With a few twists compared to the usual order of things, because if you have the dlc you can play the teal mask the moment your treasure hunt in the main game begins and that might be fun :3

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…Uh. So.

Another new Pokémon? I really gotta update my Trainer Card. This one’s a bit special though.

Sparkly, even.

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Well, I’ve been beating up Pichu for thirty minutes. I think that’s enough data to-

…wait.

…..HOLY SJIT-

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Normally, I don’t head out this late, but there’s another Pichu Mass Outbreak by Los Platos again sooo…

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Maybe you need to focus on actually holding Shadow Claw for long durations of time?

hey rotumblr, specifically gym leaders, elite four and run of the mill trainers! having a debate with my friend, do you guys tend to twist the effects of your moves?

for example, one trainer created the counter shield, using his Pokemon’s attacks to block the hits or attacks of his opponent, his Buizel spinning while using Water Gun. Is that a legit tactic?

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which is the better Pokérap, Kanto’s version or Johto’s Version. Yes there’s a wrong answer.