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HOW MANY PEOPLE HAD KIDS WITH EVIL TEAM LEADERS HELLO??

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Being famous is weird. It feels like everyone knows me for the Bombirdier mess, and the Team Star mess by association. Most people have told me thank yous, or clapped my back. Teachers have given me shout outs in class.

It almost feels like…nevermind.

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Oh.

…

Well! Not the one who asked, but guess it’s nice to have the literal creator of the World watching your every move!

From when I did meet him (which is still insane? How many could claim to meet Arceus??) he seemed very…whimsical? Is the best way I can put it.

is Arceus still around? I don’t think he is but tell that old man to get off your lawn (phone). Affectionately. He was in mine the whole time I was in Hisui I kept sending him FNAF theories and talked in memes! He was so confused I think he was gonna cry, hehehe!

….Hope he’s well.

I miss him.

- Hisui Guy who Totally Didn’t Save the World

Actually, I'm not 100% sure. Last time Arceus directly talked to me was over a month ago. But, if watching counts as being around, then definitely yes.

It did move out of the phone, but its prezzzence lingers.

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…Si necesitas any help learning, 私は力になれる！

gonna need to brush up on my other languages...i only know a few words for anything outside of paldean but still.

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keep forgetting I’m like the only one who knows like three languages between us. whoops.

gonna need to brush up on my other languages...i only know a few words for anything outside of paldean but still.

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That one’s funny, bzzt! ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ ) Can I use it for my trainer?

I WILL deactivate you, you plasma piece of Tarous crap

In the max lair, straight up maxin it

And by maxin it, let's just say...

I got hit by a max rockfall

Still alive tho!

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HOW ARE YOU ALIVE.

In the max lair, straight up maxin it

And by maxin it, let's just say...

I got hit by a max rockfall

Still alive tho!

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Congrats on getting to go on the Kitakami trip. I remember how fun it was when I got to go on it about two years ago...I think.

If you have a chance you should finding the syrupy apple shop. It's somewhere near Mossfell Confluence and besides the fact you can use them to evolve an applin into a dipplin you can also sell them for a profit...but also have fun and be safe.

Great! Can’t wait to figure out what all those words mean!

…Wait, DIPPLIN?!

…Not coming up in my Pokédex??? Σ(ﾟ口ﾟ;)//

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T..Those are still here? I thought they would’ve totally gone extinct by now.

Definitely packing Poké Balls thought, bzzt! I’m curious to see what we can find!

We’ll take loads of photos!

Hey! Clover!

You’ve been to Kitakami right? Well, I just got accepted on this field trip to said region! Any pictures to what it’s like?

Thanks!

Congrats!

You're gonna love it there! You should definitely pack some extra Pokéballs in case any of the Pokémon there catch your eye!

These school trips to Kitakami usually happen around the same time as the Festival of Masks, which you should absolutely check out if you have the chance!

Oh, and the Oni Mountain! People are gonna tell you not to go there, but it's completely fine! The worst threats are gravity and the Milotic that hang out in the bottom of the lake at the summit.

There's also the Timeless Woods. People say yhere's a lake there that's is one of the last remaining White-Striped Basculin/Basculegion habitats in the world, but I haven't been there much. It's kinda creepy, especially at night.

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Seeya there!

got approved for the kitakami trip also :)

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….Huh. Well would you look at that.

I’m going to Kitakami.

….Oh my god I’m going to another region again.

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The approval’s are OUT?????

got approved for the kitakami trip also :)

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If anyone’s been asking where I’ve been- mainly focusing on school stuff! Because many were…not keen…on me going out right afterwards.

I did have some fun in Mesagoza though! Especially with my new travel companion!!

This is Arven! Yes, that Arven, son of Sada Karpos. We’re traveling together! Which means I can take really gaudy photos of him! Like this!

His tag is #cryptic-cook🥪, since he…stole my phone. While I was unconscious. Hm.

Anyways! Hope you’ve all been well!

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YES. YES. ABSOLUTELY. IN FACT I HAVE, AND THEY ARE SO SOFT…when dry. Kinda sticky fur when wet.

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//ok so it’s just discord being discord again, why am I not surprised

//I LEFT FOR LIKE FIVE DAYS WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SEMDING THE OSHAWATT-SQUIRTLE HYBRID GUY ANON HATE THATS NOT IC???

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//I LEFT FOR LIKE FIVE DAYS WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SEMDING THE OSHAWATT-SQUIRTLE HYBRID GUY ANON HATE THATS NOT IC???

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//excuse me if this blog is inactive for a short period. lowkey working on a new intro post (and Lochland redesign)