#sr ebbz

[local-salt-raiders-fan]

SRtober day #6: office

this would totally happen

[paradoxicalpaldeann]

sr members rated based on whether i'd trust them to hold my drink or not

kaif, 5/10. he'll keep a good eye on it, unless he's drunk, so i'd only ask him at the very start of this hypothetical party

sam, -3/10. this man will chug the entire fucking drink the second i give it to him, without breaking eye contact with me. if we've got those disposable cups he will then proceed to eat the cup

stan, 6/10. actually very good at this, even when smashed. minus four points because he'll pass out at some point, and also because i think he'll get to the point where he tries to eat the cup too

josh, 4/10. he will think i am giving him a drink and then down the whole thing too. he doesn't get negative points because he didn't mean to be a dick

ebbz, 7/10. probably pretty good with it too, but minus three points because i expect her to prank me with it in some way

kate, 10/10. she gets it. good vibes all around.

glen, 0/10. he's not even there. he's been missing since 7pm, but even then, nobody is really sure if that was him or someone who really looked like him. he has not responded to a single message or call. his car keys are still on the bench in the house the party is being held in. his wallet is, too. everyone is holding a vote on whether they need to start breaking out the missing posters or not.

lars, 0/10. he was not allowed in the party on the basis that he is little baby man

gary, 3/10. willing to bet he is currently the drunkest person in the room. absolutely off his fucking face, on the goddamn moon levels of intoxication. you should probably cut him off before he develops alcohol poisoning.

dale, 11/10. the man fucking choked gary out when he thought that he'd punched josh without hesitation, this drink is fuckin safer than fort knox

[staif-and-broulderbeans-anon]

I dont remeber between you and the other person that was not the guy who appeared recently, i dont remember between the two of you who came up with incubus stan, but what if ebbz was like also a demon and then they like just have demon sex. I dont fucking know i just had the idea of them fucking

ooh interesting thought, anon 👀 @sr-sam-bodypillow was the one who came up with incubus!stan, btw.

anyway, i imagine ebbz tops. i don't have anything in mind for that in particular, but ebbz tops.

OOH now i imagine kaebbzcat with this ask and they're both like. sharing kaif or smth. ebbz would tell stan he's doing a great job while they're feeding off of him until kaif runs dry

[blizzard-whisk]

More Salt Raiders AU's and ideas

Star Wars AU but Kaif is a young Sith general working under Darth Vader or smth and Ebbz is this Jedi padawan that captures him. Kaif is deemed a traitor, and Ebbz has to hide him from both her Jedi mentor and all the Sith coming after her.

(I don't know Star Wars well, so that idea ain't the best).

Or for Among Us (kinda): Ben is a former detective and is now the Captain of the Salt Raiders crew, and has only jut discovered that three members of his crew have been replaced by skinwalkers.

[sairitaikutsu]

had the weirdest and possibly simultaneously the best and worst dream i had

i forgot if this took place in an event whatsoever but it started out with @natyoboi wanting to get steam and play scp:sl

then timeskip, she actually did. she bought a(nother) laptop and got steam with the help of one of our friends from gr12. she got scp:sl and played it while i was ‘asleep’, and then when i woke up she told me about it, even playing with the salt raiders.

she showed me where it was, the topmost shelf of the closet. for some reason, she also put a wholeass mouse and an entirely new drawing tablet i’ve never seen before. i got the mouse and laptop, got my headphones, and started playing. btw by the time of that previous sentence, i was in up in a room similar to one of the sunday school rooms in my church’s basement.

i vividly remember rob, kaif, and ebbz were among the people in the lobby. at one point, i stopped playing, like straight up interrupting my own game, but idk why. i did go back to playing iirc.

i’m not sure if this next part happened before or after i played scp:sl, but in the event from paragraph 1, there was either this long ass table, or separate tables in a line, can’t remember. i actually saw srgroup just chilling on the table furthest from me. i remember getting excited after seeing kaif but i was too shy to approach him. well guess what? after the event, HE APPROACHED ME and we took a picture but i forgot if it’s because i asked. after that we talked and he said smth about free time and then he asked me for directions for this college he’s going to.

like the dumbass i am, my brain short circuited because i’ve never heard of that place and i sure as hell dont know where it is. i nervously said “i’ll just go ask someone…” and iirc, my dumass went outside and asked directions from a foodtruck worker. i think we got food from him too?

before i knew it, i ended up hanging out with the group in the building near the exit. kaif introduced me to them and told them what i was helping him with. i think i remember he looked kinda distressed so i put my hand atop his head out of all things, it was meant to be a headpat.

i forgot the rest of the details because i wasnt able to jot it all down as soon as i woke up :’) like. did he headpat me in return??? whathappened in the game lobby??? i do know i was wearing a dull blue beanie in the event, and kaif had his maroon one.

[mermaid-painter]

Some more fanart

[srbodypillow]

Small Kaebbz smut snippet note that this is my first time attempting to write smut

“Aww look at you~ all dressed up and pretty for me.” Ebbz said with a teasing tone, clearly enjoying what she was staring at while her cheeks were slightly flushed.  She was staring at Kaif who was in the maid dress they bought for a live, and now she got to enjoy him wearing it in the bedroom, she couldn’t wait to make him make a mess out of himself and the outfit he was wearing. She walked towards him before he could reply to her teasing comment and captured him in a kiss, one of her hands on his face while the other was wandering down his body, moving from his chest to his thigh making small teasing circles as her hand got closer to his dick yet never actually touch it. Kaif’s face started to heat up at Ebbz’s bold action, and he tensed up a bit before he relaxed into the kiss slowly getting slightly frustrated at Ebbz’s teasing before that disappeared as she started to slowly move her hand up and down his crotch. Ebbz smiled into the kiss and broke away to gently push Kaif onto the bed, enjoying how Kaif was following her non-verbal directions with no question.

[yanpotatowriter]

Yandere Kaebbz scenario

[sr-sam-bodypillow]

was thinking a bit about yandere!ebbz x kaif. warning really dark, gaslighting medical whump/abuse stockholm syndrome kidnapping stalking manipulation conditioning and the worst thing of all FUCKING RICH PEOPLE below

everyone already knows im a professional subby kaif enjoyer and this is no different and im sorry but i feel like it would be extreme petplay.

in this scenario ebbz has an offensive amount of money so that she can work from home and live far enough away from people in a big house, ceo or something silly idk. the point is she is isolated and has resources. lots of them.

and one day, out in the city, she sees kaif and instantly know she needs to have him on his knees. she needs him to rest his pretty head on her knees and stare up at her with those beautiful eyes as he begs her to touch him, nothing in his mind other than being hers. she needs him, whether he likes it or not.

and, well. she's always wanted an obedient pet.

she bides her time at first, solely because she knows she needs to find out what the best enviroment for him is, what foods he likes, how best to keep him safe.

during this time she also thoroughly plots the best way for her to train him.

slowly, she begins to isolate him and make him feel distinctly unsafe. she wears clothing that completely masks her identity and lets herself be spotted stalking kaif, geniunely terrifying. he begins to lose sleep, and his friends (none of them sr) begin to grow distant as he becomes erratic, paranoid, and seemingly delusional as ebbz abuses her resources to make the police completely brush his worries off when he reports it.

ebbz breaks in a few times, either simply to scare him or to taint all his food with different substances to intentionally fuck with his emotions and capability as a person, causing him to lash out unpredictably with sudden bursts of anger or miss days at a time through excessive sleeping

by this point kaif is terrified and alone. he's gone and lined up a doctors appointment because he geniunely thinks he's got a fucking brain tumor or something with all these supposed hallucinations and violent mood swings

he doesnt have to worry about it, though.

he gets fired from his job for something he didnt actually do, having supposedly violently assaulted a coworker so bad they needed to be hospitalised. he didnt do this, but he's beginning to doubt his memory so much he just assumes he did and breaks down in his apartment because how could he? whats happening to him?

its now that ebbz steps in directly. of course, all of this was also her putting kaif ij juuust the right spot physically and mentally so that he'll be more receptive to his 'training', but now its far more direct

he recieves a notice about an experimental medical trial (ebbz runs a medical company for plot reasons so she has access to experimental drugs) for whatever he was falsibly diagnosed with up at ebbz's isolated mansion, and desperate for change, kaif signs up

he heads there on the day and its only him. odd.

ebbz greets him, and gets him to sign a short waiver before leading him off to a sterile room and giving him an injection

its just a sedative, but whilst kaif's out she implants a tracker into his skin

when kaif wakes up he's completely naked (ebbz doesnt really think he's going to need clothes) except for a specially designed custom made collar around his neck, and ebbz tells him that she's so happy he agreed to sign that whole contract

kaifs insanely confused and ebbz essentially tricks him into believing he's willingly signed a contract which basically means hes going to be her property/pet now for the rest of his life, and she gently assures him that he'll be safe and oh so dearly loved whilst he begins to panic

from there ebbz does a lot of things to him

she chains him down underneath her desk blindfolded and forces him to eat her out for hours till his knees hurt saliva running down his chin his face and the blindfold wet from how she keeps shoving his face into her

he ends up getting given a lot of experimental drugs that just make his body more sensitive and mind more pliable

also a fat ass because what is the point of going through all this trauma and not having the dummy thick muscled thighs to show for it (its an unexpected side effect. ebbz loves it.)

she slowly starts to condition him

main way is pavloving him. she plays wirh him and makes him cum a lot, but each time she does she takes great care to introduce some other stimulus right as he finishes depending on how she's doing it to make his brain connect that specific thing to orgasming.

there's a handful of different triggers based on the different ways she likes to play with him.

a clicker (like for dogs) for the vibrator, which she clicks right next to his ear each time he cums from it (this trigger sets in the fastest), a very specific scented candle for whenever she uses her hands to jerk him off, pressing her nails into his spine whenever she pegs him, a musical chime whenever she fingers him

eventually, she begins to introduce these triggers into his normal enviroment and the result is as expected. whenever he registers them, his brain assumes he's going to cum soon and he gets incredibly horny as a result.

she sets up a new clock in her office which sounds uncannily like the clicking sound of the clicker causing him to get a hard on every single time he walks in to see her

she starts leaving those candles around the house to catch him off guard, pressing her nails into his spine whenever she's leading him somewhere in the house, hanging up windchimes with the same tune

that combined with the experimental stuff ebbz is giving him is the result of kaif turning into a constantly needy, horny mess

the aforementioned experiments make it basically impossible for him to lose an erection if he doesnt cum (no cold showers), but ebbz doesnt allow him to get off unless he asks. every day he has to pathetically whine at ebbz's door until she lets him in, gently bringing him into her lap and purring into his ear, asking him whats wrong as his pre leaks onto her thighs and ruins her pants, and he has to beg her to let him cum

he's so confused as to why hes suddenly become so horny all the time (give him a break he doesnt know what a pavlov is) and ebbz just coos about how this is proof he needs someone to take care of him and train him because he's such a messy, slutty little thing who can't help himself and you just need to be fucked senseless, don't you, kaif?

she trains him to respond to commands, and with a single word she can have him inbetween her thighs using his tongue to make her feel good or sit by her leg and let her gently play with his hair and pat him whilst she focuses on something else

its not long until he's completely underneath her thumb. hes not too fussed about being her pet- its amazing, actually, and he cant really think of why he'd ever want anything different when ebbz takes such good care of him

she even ends up letting him leave the house by himself because he's so well trained that they both know he will always come back to her no matter what

might write a whole multichap thing on this i love this idea who knows, or more yandere!ebbz i love her being insane

[natyoboi]

Art Repost (because i'm not gonna bother rbing all my art) #6

Kiffy in a cup and Ebbz in a bowl

[local-salt-raiders-fan]

Salt Raiders pairing names because I refuse to sleep

Ranging from those that already exist to those that don’t exist, have fun with this

Staif (stan/kaif, probably the most well-known one that doesn’t have both parties involved in any other way than friends)

Kaebbz (kaif/ebbz)

Stily (stan/lily, i forgot who came up with this)

DazStan (stan/daz)

LilDaz (lily/daz)

BroulderBeans (glen/sam, funny story, i unironically had brainrot involving this pairing for a good few weeks last year)

BroulderCat123 (sam/stan, my roommate came up with this)

Dazstily (daz/stan/lily)

Kaebbzcat (kaif/ebbz/stan)

Feel free to add more lol

[local-salt-raiders-fan]

Ebbz: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold? Josh: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house. Kaif: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million. Josh: Good thinking.

[local-salt-raiders-fan]

i dont feel like drawing today’s challenge (sry, swiftzee 😞) so here’s SRtober day #17: zombies

“I’ll find a way to bring you back, Kaif. Until then, you’ll stay right here, okay?” Ebbz cannot accept losing the love of her life, the one man keeping her sane in the zombie-infested remains of a once great society. She couldn’t just leave him there, not when they had the rest of their lives together sorted out for when this living hell came to an end. Not when the group needed him the most. How could they leave him behind, how could they!?!? She will do anything to find a cure. Anything if it meant taking back the life that was robbed from them.

fun fact: i cheesed that “excerpt” outta my ass lol. i was considering making this its own AU

[local-salt-raiders-fan]

holy fucking shit how did i forget to post these

@sr-sam-bodypillow will like these first three ;)

also some more bc i felt like drawing some salty ships and now i’m third-wheeling

kaif is still not sure about this ^ idk the context so go wack with imagination (this looks so bad oml)

this broulderbeans art is so fluffy and wholesome can i kms

messy kaebbz sketch bc we all need a kaebbz post in these trying times

anyways i drew all these in school yesterday and the day before. start eating, boys n girls (and everyone in between)

[local-salt-raiders-fan]

SRtober days #24 and #26-28

I DIDNT HAVE TIME FOR #25 IM SORRY—

I can post #28 cuz technically it’s almost 8/28, 1am rn

[local-salt-raiders-fan]

SRtober days #19, #20, and #22