#squish ?!?!?!

[gooseseeingred]

Octopi can fit through anything.

Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

[parakavka]

(via (1) 柴犬🐕ろく on X: "冬毛をもふもふされる犬。 https://t.co/YxFYJKKPx3" / X)

[nothing-notable]

Stone. Also squish.

[woso-dreamzzz]

frida and emma (and everyone else) loves giving squish cheek kisses because of how round and pillowy soft they are so when squish started understanding commands a bit better and someone would ask her for kisses she would press her cheek into their lips instead of the other way around

But Frida and Emma accidentally training Squish to offer her cheeks when she's asked 'kisses?' and Squish gets so smiley when she gets her kisses

[officeobject]

OOF, YES! And I've had SO many bad experiences just related to that alone!

Though a random office worker I stare at, seems to get it, LOL (don't worry, they stare back).

Being aroace with a squish is really like. You look so nice and cute and pretty (not like that), I’d like to snuggle up in bed with you (not like that) and play with your hair (not like that) and lay there for a while (not like that) and hold your hand all the time (not like that) and hang out with you one-on-one (not like that) and get to you know you on a deep and personal level (not like that)

[kay0ling]

[pusheen]

[austim]

Scrub Daddy vs. Liquid Nitrogen

(or a Scrub Daddy being hit with a mallet when it’s hot, cold, frozen from dry ice, and frozen from liquid nitrogen)

[wooly-nooly]

I love that he has lungs under his tits. Good stuff.

[ellaphnt]

It’s so funny to me that Shuro’s company made Laios that happy.

And then later it’s like, Shuro ate rice every meal? “omg shuro loved rice [sentimental]”

Shuro hug? SHOCK. FLABBERGASTED. Friendship RECIPROCATED???

Laios just thinks Shuro is the coolest person ever, and that opinion surprisingly never changes.

And I’m all for fights that lead to stronger friendships. There’s a politeness/barrier that doesn’t really go away until you fight with someone. I’m not saying fights are good, I would rather do anything else than fight with my friends. But I will say my closer friendships all had their tough spots. You work through them together.

Edit: I forgot people don’t know what a squish is PFFFT a squish is a platonic crush

[silky-selkie]

An unstoppable force vs. an immovable object

[frenchoniontf2]

MUST.... SQUISHHHH... YESSSSS!!! YEEAAAASSSS!!!

OUGHHH BABY STOP BEING ROUND,,, I NEED TO AGGRESSIVELY BUT GENTLY GRASP YOU.

[tinydragontime]

Smoochagram 205

Doo bein squished and kissed as they should be. Doo (c) htt- DOOCHOGRAM- no. That doesn't work. Doo (c) https://bsky.app/profile/minedoo.bsky.social The BF (c) themselves!

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[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

cheek

[littlepoetsblog]

Omg. This is literally me with my best friend! I have such strong feelings for him. I know it’s alterous and queer platonic attraction but like yes “fuck go back”

Because I know he sees me as a friend and friend only but I also want more with him. It just sucks that dumb social rules are stopping me from asking him if he wants to be my queer platonic partner (QPP)

[edamammy]

basically, an asheijified study of this