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Off the coast of Australia Macroctopus caught the shark, wrapped all its tentacles around it and soon released it. Most likely, he scraped all the parasites off her.
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Gonna be so real if a 12 year old traced my art and put it on their school binder I would be so fucking honored
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Bioshock Infinite: HIT X TO SAY RACISM IS GOOD
Bioshock Infinite: HIT Y TO SAY RACISM IS BAD
player: “racism is bad”
Booker: *stares at gun in hand for a long time* “racism.. goes both ways” *kills the only black character in the game who has a name*
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everyone say hello to my most recent finished crochet project: the very hungry caterpillar scarf!!
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they should make a pokemon puzzle league style game that's based on the saw franchise
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Your straight male friends after two beers: "Hgey man can I smell your hair"
Your friend with the haunted shamisen: [plucks a baleful chord of ill portent]
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You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:
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(Ancient) Elven Glory
I like to think that Abelas is 1000% a-okay with public nudity.
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