#squirrels control

[the-struggle-is-real-adhd]

[sentientstump]

goodbye waynehouse, i have a job now

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Driving (it's a rental, it's so fancy) my daughter (most valuable thing in the world) to nursery (other side of the busy dual carriageway)

The car (too fancy, new controls) stalls (fuck) while crossing the dual carriageway (fuck), my daughter (my world) is stalled (innocent, helpless) across a dual carriageway (cars far away, don't panic) the car (it's a rental, new controls) won't restart, (fuuck) (cars coming, don't panic) we're gliding, (don't panic, cars coming) the car restarts (!! Get moving, cars coming, don't panic, don't stall) and we cross slowly (cars coming) but safely (my daughter (my world) safe)

My daughter (only 2, so young, so innocent) sings (so sweetly) to me (who panicked aloud) 🎼🎶 fuck 🎵 fuck 🎶 fuuck 🎵

I say "that's right! (so chipper) we were 🎼🎶 stuck 🎵 stuck 🎶 stuuck 🎵, (genius, quick thinking) but now we're not!" (please buy this) (so young, so impressionable) (will sing this song at nursery) (we have arrived at nursery)

[invinciblerodent]

ah, i'm so pleased that Neve's relationship with a Shadow Dragon Rook seems to be exactly what I was hoping it would be: knowing not each other, but of each other, working separately but based on each other's info, a friendly camaraderie from the get based on that loose, but strong thread of a connection.

i love that. they really are Shadow Dragon Besties. ❤️❤️❤️

[kosmicpowers]

This is Mul my POS cunty husband

i like the scraggly bastard look of the og but i dig new twinkmangcho

[themintman]

why do people get so gobsmacked when an autistic person.. acts autistic?? Like no, me being monotone isn't me being pissy and angry. This is how I sound when I'm not making an effort to sound how society expects me to. Stop treating me like a ticking time bomb because I let my voice drop. You will just make me pissy and confirm your belief that me unmasking = rude and angry.

[labelleizzy]

I need this patch for my battle jacket !!

Image ID: red trimmed white hexagon patch with a squirrel 🐿️ that looks like it's trying to calm a crowd.

Caption says "Don't panic it's under control"

[sercj]

Something I've realised is a common thread in games I enjoy is the player character regularly encountering gods, nearly immortal all-powerful beings, and/or personifications of powerful natural forces...

Killing the shit out of them

And then turning the remains into weapons (usually a gun of some sort).

[lilbittymonster]

@ all my mutuals who are reblogging that discord server poll with various tags to the theme of "discord fucking sucks for socialisation" I see you and I am /rainbowdote at you we are all so correct

[mistilteinn-magolor]

MORE shitass school doodles!!! yay!!!

[meat-loving-meat]

I want to write a Vanyel/Stefen modern-with-magic AU soooo bad but I don’t know Valdemar lore like at all. There are six books standing between me and feeling comfortable enough in the lore to imagine what Valdemar might look like with the internet and planes

[theheadlessgroom]

@beatingheart-bride

"I know, I know," he admitted with a small sigh: It was an extremely reckless thing to do, for him to have made a flying leap at Constance like that, to say nothing of him and his parents' plan to attack her with homemade crucifixes and stakes. There were so many ways their plan could have gone wrong, so many ways they could've failed...so many ways they could've been hurt-or worse...

"But...I just couldn't let you fight her on your own!" Randall insisted, as he took her hand to squeeze. "I...I just couldn't sit idly by, and neither could Ma or Pa! We had to take a risk, a...a gamble, because we were worried about you! We wanted to help you if we could, and I don't regret taking that risk for a second. And I'm sure if you asked my folks, they would tell you just the same."

In a way, he and his parents had the element of surprise on their side: He was sure Constance expected them to cower in the house, told to stay put by Emily...but he was also sure that, had Emily been (God forbid) killed by her, that Constance would've had no problem waiting the three mortals out-they'd have to leave the house at some point...

...and when they did, she'd be there.

"I know it was...a foolish thing to do," he admitted with a wry smile. "It was a big chance I took, but...I love you, Emily. I love you, and I don't want to lose you ever again. And if that meant putting my own life on the line to protect you, to give you a fighting chance to put that monster down for good...then so be it!"

[yourpillowtalksucks]

Random headcanon but America can talk to animals, not only are they like drawn to him but he can also understand what they’re saying. He talks to them often lol.

[proteusolm]

indeed showing me a million pest control jobs when I look for wildlife related positions is so excruciating. I'm looking for Wildlife Tech jobs not wildlife tech jobs.

[knight-engale]

Overestimated how hungry I was... bought more food than I could handle. But if I saved it and put it in the fridge there is a chance (a somewhat slim one, but a chance) that it would be stolen by a sibling. Hopefully I'll at least not be hungry in the morning...

[never-surrender]

( Aurelia )

“That lich of yours needs to know when something isn’t his. He attempted to take my bracelet. The nerve.”

mentions the shit head @shadovan

"Your bracelet?" she gapes at the audacity, huffing as she crosses her arms with a small little scowl in place. "I wouldn't have minded if it was something less important but that's kind of... well ... important. I'm sorry, I'll talk to him about not trying to take the bracelet. I can't control anything else he tries to take so maybe don't come with anything important next time."