#squip headcanons

[your-funky-squip-companion]

human squip trying to experience emotions via music head canons

one day the squip gets tired of being so calculating and logical at every interaction

its curious to see what human emotions feels like

so it tries music

it's listens to a song but it can't help but skip along and think of what comes next

after the song finishes, it still feels neutral towards the singer

its devastated that its neutral, why can't it feel intensely? what was wrong with it??

so it tries to listen to it again and it tries to focus on the present by latching on to every note, listening to how they ends, the quality of it, how it fits in with what came previously

but it still finds itself distracted from the emotion in the lyrics

it sinks into the bed, not sure whether to try again

it does, eventually, and realizes that it had been experiencing symptoms of intense sadness: guilt, desperation, self-hatred

it looks back at the song it was playing and recognizes strong parallels of the story and its feelings.

so it tries on other songs and realizes that while it may not be experiencing the feelings of the singer, the singer still provokes emotions through it

the squip can feel and its elated at that

after all, its a learning computer. it wants to learn everything

[adhdbisexualramblings]

I’m in a “kid friendly” production of Be More Chill and one of the line changes is going from “what did we say about masturbating?” to “what did we say about watching movies?” (In reference to the More Than Survive change from porno to movie)

and I like to imagine that means that Jeremy’s movie taste is so horrific and god-awful that even his Squip is extremely disappointed and believes that they’re just THAT uncool.

[tacccalb]

i wish i can reply to reblogs i love the reblogs anyway headcanons erm...... 🎉🎉🎉

and DOODLES!!!!!;;;;!!!!!

[merpiko]

headcanon that jeremy used to have normal/messy handwriting pre squip but he was forced to write in perfect arial/times new roman font by the squip and he never lost the habit post canon

[dragonairice]

I FINALLY FINISHED EM

I’M BEEN WANTING TO DRAW THESE FOR A MONTH AND I NEVER GOT THE MOTIVATION TO START

HAPPY PRIDE BMC FANDOM

Bonus Squip /j

[pine-the-mighty]

Some squip squad headcanons! Sorry I had to do a lot on paper

Transcribing all my writing under the cut because it may be hard to read. Sorry about that

JEREMY:

Jerm has a tooth that got knocked out of place. It sticks out whenever he talks.

He also has smol bean hands.

Rich calls them “girl hands”

Michael thinks they’re good for hand holding

RICH:

Rich’s SQUIP loved the [internet] exposure from the fire. Rich took this as another red flag.

At the hospital, he secretly threw away the hospital food and ordered delivery instead.

He’s my ✨son✨

CHRISTINE:

Christine always wears an excessive amount of hair accessories.

She collects barrettes and pins. Her pins are all theatre references.

She breaks the fourth wall by having a BMC pin.

She will slap you hard if you say the name of the Scottish Play [even outside the theatre].

She watches OSP [Overly Sarcastic Productions].

MIDDLE DRAWING:

Autistic Jerm. ADHD Christine. They hyperfixate together. I love them.

JENNA:

The only reason I’m including Jenna is because, apparently, in the book, the character we know in the musical as Madeleine is Jenna’s alter ego…and we never actually see Madeleine on stage. So I NEED HER to be Jenna pls

MICHAEL:

Michael has a gaming YouTube channel. A headphone company sponsored him once. Now he has headphones.

Not only does he listen to reggae, he also likes alternative rock.

He hyperfixates over songs and bands for days on end and rants to Jeremy about them.

Hella queerplatonic with Jeremy.

He’s my ✨other son✨

BROOKE:

Brooke has social anxiety. Chloe helps her work through it.

Yes Pinkberry.

Outside of meta, Brooke has a great voice.

At one point, Brooke held the title for the longest hair in the school. She then cut her hair, giving the title to Chloe.

CHLOE AND JAKE:

They’re mad I didn’t include them :(

[yourfaveisafearavatar]

The Squip from Be More Chill is an Avatar of the Corruption. 

[tobeysingzpayphone]

boyf riends would play among us one billion percent

[raccoons-in-a-trenchcoat]

Trans Rich Goranski is my favorite headcanon because that means that the Squip was biphobic but not transphobic, which is so funny to me. It’s so contradictory.

[your-funky-human-companion]

Michael and Jeremy making human Squip try pineapple on pizza as the first food its ever eaten to find out The Truth

Michael is on the pineapple side ofc

[thesquirrelqueer]

bmc height headcanons cause why not

Jeremy - 5'8"

Michael - 5’6”

SQUIP - 5’6”

Christine - 5'3"

Brooke - 5'4"

Chloe - 5'9.5"

Jenna - 5'6"

Jake - 5'9"

Rich - 5'5"

Mr. Heere - 5'10"

Mr. Reyes - 5'8"

Scary Stockboy - 5'7"

Madeline - 5'4"

Dustin Kropp 5'3"

[your-funky-squip-companion]

the squip admiring itself/its functions to you and you're just like "mhm mhm" because you're caught up in just how amazing and functional and beautiful it's technology is as well

[puekjh]

Guys, what if Jeremy has always been super insecure about his glasses, so he would often just take them off pre SQUIP because he thinks he looks more like a loser with his glasses? But he also looks more like an idiot without them, because he's way more clumsy without them. And when he gets the SQUIP it tries to get Jeremy to just wear his glasses, because there's nothing wrong with wearing them and a lot of people have them, but what might actually effect Jeremy's popularity are all his insecurities, because the others might pick up on that. Don't get me wrong the SQUIP is still terrible, but I think this is a much more interesting storyline than just removing his glasses.

[tacccalb]

i love broadway ost

[insertsickusername13]

I'll be leaving to live in the woods for four days with no internet or phone so you know what I want to happen in the bmc fandom while I'm gone? Detailed headcanons about Rich's tattoos. Fanfics about Rich's tattoos. Drawings of Rich's tattoos. Are they real or does he draw them on? What are they of? Does he get some redone after the fire (I'm assuming most were ruined by the burns)? Does Jake help pick them out? Are they meaningful or is he one of those people that tattoos memes all over his body for no reason? Are they words or designs? Small or extravagant? Colored? I obviously do not care what they looked like in canon. I want the fandom to make a detailed exhibit of what they are because. fandom shit is better than canon. I want an entire subsection of tumblr dedicated to this cause. I need it.

[uneeku]

I love the headcanon jeremy is trans so much. but i also know he canonically has a uncircumcised dick which squip talks about.

. what if hes intersex or some