#squiggalicious

[birdpal]

Can you draw Doofenshmirtz getting married to parry the blatypus?

doofenshmirtz is an ocelot in the eyes of the state so unfortunately there were no laws in place to prevent this union

[birdpal]

@cyber-corp friends of yours?

you’re very special to me *gives you this*

[birdpal]

take this quiz to get assigned a creepy/liminal location and get some advice

[birdpal]

doofenshmirtz never recognizes perry until he puts his hat on because he has associative prosopagnosia. send tweet

[birdpal]

i just watched season two of iwtv

i know the “war-poisoned blood” thing is meant to be a mystical sort of metaphorical thing where the misery and hopelessness of the people sinks in so deep it even taints their blood

but also it kinda just sounds like lead poisoning. maybe from all the fancy new munitions being manufactured en masse for the war.

[birdpal]

okay? so make three settings?

1) tumblr live fully on

2) tumblr live partially on (“snoozed” but with the icon remaining in the navbar)

3) tumblr live fully off

now everyone’s happy. yay!

…unless you actually have some other motivation to keep pushing live on a userbase that has universally rejected and criticized this feature? but i’m sure that’s not it. certainly not.

not sure what happened but i have live snoozed and it used to prevent it from showing up in the bottom navigation bar on mobile (ios)

but it has since stopped doing that so now even with live snoozed it’s still there, and i would like it to Not Be

it’s not on my dash at least but i don’t want it on the navigation bar either

Answer: Hey, @jellyfishdotorg!

As you might have noticed, there have been some updates to how snoozing Tumblr Live works. Snoozing will continue to hide Live from your dashboard, but the navigation icon will remain in your navigation bar.

This means you’ll be able to watch anyone you follow go Live without having to unsnooze the whole thing! Additionally, we’ve increased the snooze period from 7 to 30 days.

Thanks for your feedback, and to the others who have gotten in touch with similar queries today. We hope this helps clarify things.

Have a good week folks!

—The Tumblr WIP Team

[birdpal]

this is a drawing i made after a particularly vivid dream years ago. there was a kind of neopet called a Slime and a new color was released that was exclusive to slimes called Halloween Red, and this was the halloween red slime

[birdpal]

every time someone yoinks the apparatus in lethal company and everyone gets the radiation warning it makes me so insane because like.

70 mSv means 70 millisieverts

a sievert is a measurement of dose in radiation, but there’s nothing here to indicate the rate of the dose. is it 70 mSv per second? per hour?? per year???

like in any case it’s Bad because the annual whole body dose limit for radiation workers (in the US) is 50 mSv, but it’s on a sliding scale that has ends like

-(per year) definitely not good but you may still not end up getting cancer from this later in life

to

-(per second) you will be dead in 30 minutes

[birdpal]

i loved this moment from the first session of limited life so much that i had to do a quick doodle for it.

[birdpal]

Customer: MONTH AND DATE DMV: 13=GANG Verdict: ACCEPTED

[birdpal]

list of the worst mundane things i have experienced:

job hunting

packing for a move

[birdpal]

wow they really just start calling her cinderpelt between books 3 and 4 huh

[birdpal]

there’s a video somewhere out in the world that haunts me and i cannot find it no matter how hard i search. i first saw it on tumblr years ago.

it’s a screen recording of someone’s desktop. they open a program and run a file in it that shows a short looping animation of a 3D modeled fish swimming. they pull up task manager (or something similar) and watch as the fish consumes progressively more and more resources until their computer crashes. there is upbeat music playing in the background throughout.

i must find this fish video

[birdpal]

my ac unit has broken just days ahead of a massive heatwave. good god are we ever in it now

[birdpal]

four different coworkers came up after safety training to compliment my presentation :’)

[birdpal]

🎉 i am older today