#squid lore moment 🤯

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Maybe the real Fnaf was the friends we made along the way

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And that’s how I discovered the wonderful internet

People underestimate how much it fucks you up to be subtly excluded as a kid. I would try to talk to my classmates and be met with disinterest or annoyance. The one friend I had, who I clung to and nodded along to his every word, had other friends he liked just as much or more. And his other friends didn’t care for me at all.

I look back at pictures from the time and see how separated I was from them. I remember knowing I was different. I remember posing questions about the world to the girls playing next to me and realizing that they had never asked the same ones to themselves. That the ways we thought couldn’t be more different.

I kept myself amused with my own fanatical stories and musings in my head. I would wander the playground on a circular path, imagining a friend and being sorely disappointed when it didn’t feel as real as I’d hoped.

There was a bubble separating me from everyone else, thin, and nearly invisible, but with a pearly sheen you could catch under the right conditions. I knew it was there, they knew it was there, and it changed me

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Hi guys! I’m new here, figured I’d make an introductory post.

My name is Squid A. Apollyon, but you can call me Squid. I’m a digital artist who is learning to animate random crap.

Organization issues everywhere

I like a lot of stuff. Topics ranging from space all the way to Fnaf. I play Minecraft as a pastime. I love drawing and writing, especially essays and argumentative writing.

I should probably be connecting the dots on these things about me, but nah, I’d rather listen to Porter Robinson (W MUSIC) and go on Pixilart.com to socialize with my space cult.

Speaking of that, it’s time for SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION!!! :3

YouTube: @/five-nights-at-squids

Pixilart: @/proximaC

Discord Server invite: https://discord.gg/yFREr6Y9Vj

My father is @/professional-termite

Idk any of my other family on here but trust me irl they exist in my friends discord trust ._. I HAVE COMPANIONSHIP IN MY LIFE IM NOT A SAD LITTLE LONELY RAT I SWEAR

anyway moving on

Yeah that’s it byeeeeeeee

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My goofy tumblr experience

With replay in case anyone decides to be an accusatory rat demon

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“You don’t earn the suit”

YEAH I KNOW BUT I WEAR IT ANYWAY

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I just sneezed and my body was like “hey, what if I shoved my lungs out this guy’s nose”

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So I’ve been working on creating custom space objects for my custom galaxy Zyra, and I thought I would show you something I made!

This solar system is called Ares, after the Greek God of war. It consists of nine stars of different types and sizes, arranged in a complex hierarchical configuration. The stars are:

Ares A: The central and largest star, a blue supergiant with a mass of about 50 times that of the sun, and a diameter of about 25 times that of the sun. It is the oldest and brightest star in the system, and the source of most of the light and heat. It has a surface temperature of about 25,000°C, and emits a strong ultraviolet radiation. It is named after the Egyptian god of creation, who was considered the father of the other gods.

Ares B: The second star, a yellow giant with a mass of about 5 times that of the sun, and a diameter of about 10 times that of the sun. It orbits Ares A at a distance of about 0.5 AU (astronomical units, or the average distance from the earth to the sun), and has a period of about 6 months. It is the second oldest and second brightest star in the system, and the source of some of the light and heat. It has a surface temperature of about 6,000°C, and emits a moderate visible radiation. It is named after the Egyptian god of air, who was considered the son of Atum and the father of the sky and the earth.

Ares C: The third star, a red dwarf with a mass of about 0.2 times that of the sun, and a diameter of about 0.2 times that of the sun. It orbits Ares B at a distance of about 0.05 AU, and has a period of about 10 days. It is the third oldest and third brightest star in the system, and the source of some of the light and heat. It has a surface temperature of about 3,000°C, and emits a weak infrared radiation.

Ares D: The fourth star, a white dwarf with a mass of about 0.6 times that of the sun, and a diameter of about 0.01 times that of the sun. It orbits Ares F at a distance of about 0.1 AU, and has a period of about 20 days. It is the fourth oldest and fourth brightest star in the system, and the source of some of the light and heat. It has a surface temperature of about 15,000°C, and emits a strong visible radiation.

Ares E: The fifth star, a brown dwarf with a mass of about 0.08 times that of the sun, and a diameter of about 0.1 times that of the sun. It orbits Ares B at a distance of about 0.15 AU, and has a period of about 30 days. It is the fifth oldest and fifth brightest star in the system, and the source of some of the light and heat. It has a surface temperature of about 1,000°C, and emits a weak infrared radiation.

Ares F: The sixth star, a yellow dwarf with a mass of about 1 times that of the sun, and a diameter of about 1 times that of the sun. It orbits Ares B at a distance of about 0.5 AU, and has a period of about 6 months. It is the sixth oldest and sixth brightest star in the system, and the source of some of the light and heat. It has a surface temperature of about 6,000°C, and emits a moderate visible radiation.

Ares G: The seventh star, a red dwarf with a mass of about 0.2 times that of the sun, and a diameter of about 0.2 times that of the sun. It orbits Ares F at a distance of about 0.05 AU, and has a period of about 10 days. It is the seventh oldest and seventh brightest star in the system, and the source of some of the light and heat. It has a surface temperature of about 3,000°C, and emits a weak infrared radiation.

Ares H: The eighth star, a white dwarf with a mass of about 0.6 times that of the sun, and a diameter of about 0.01 times that of the sun. It orbits Ares F at a distance of about 0.3 AU, and has a period of about 20 days. It is the eighth oldest and eighth brightest star in the system, and the source of some of the light and heat. It has a surface temperature of about 15,000°C, and emits a strong visible radiation.

Ares I: The ninth and final star, a brown dwarf with a mass of about 0.08 times that of the sun, and a diameter of about 0.1 times that of the sun. It orbits Ares F at a distance of about 0.15 AU, and has a period of about 30 days. It is the ninth oldest and ninth brightest star in the system, and the source of some of the light and heat. It has a surface temperature of about 1,000°C, and emits a weak infrared radiation.

The solar system also has several planets of different types and sizes, orbiting the various stars. These planets are named after Egyptian Gods. Some of the planets are:

Anubis: A rocky planet with a diameter of about 4,000 kilometers, slightly larger than Mercury. It orbits Ares A at a distance of about 0.4 AU, and has a period of about 4 months. It is the closest planet to the central star, and the hottest planet in the system. It has a surface temperature of over 1,000°C, and no atmosphere. It is named after the Egyptian god of mummification, who was associated with death and the afterlife.

Sekhmet: A rocky planet with a diameter of about 6,000 kilometers, slightly smaller than Venus. It orbits Ares A at a distance of about 0.8 AU, and has a period of about 8 months. It is the second closest planet to the central star, and the second hottest planet in the system. It has a surface temperature of over 500°C, and a thin atmosphere of carbon dioxide and sulfur dioxide. It is named after the Egyptian goddess of war, who was associated with fire and destruction.

Maat: A rocky planet with a diameter of about 10,000 kilometers, slightly smaller than Earth. It orbits Ares A at a distance of about 1.2 AU, and has a period of about 12 months. It is the third closest planet to the central star, and the most habitable planet in the system. It has a surface temperature of about 20°C, and a thick atmosphere of nitrogen and oxygen. It has liquid water on its surface, and life forms of various kinds. It is named after the Egyptian goddess of justice, who was associated with balance and harmony.

Horus: A rocky planet with a diameter of about 8,000 kilometers, slightly smaller than Venus. It orbits Ares D at a distance of about 0.4 AU, and has a period of about 4 months. It is the closest planet to the fourth star, and the brightest planet in the system. It has a surface temperature of about 100°C, and a thin atmosphere of nitrogen and carbon dioxide. It has no water on its surface, but ice caps at the poles. It is named after the Egyptian god of the sky, who was considered the son of Isis and Osiris and the ruler of the living.

Ankh: A rocky planet with a diameter of about 6,000 kilometers, slightly smaller than Venus. It orbits Nut at a distance of about 0.8 AU, and has a period of about 8 months. It is the second closest planet to the fourth star, and the second brightest planet in the system.

I’m trying to draw a picture of the orbits, so you can better understand the inner workings of the system’s complex orbital mechanics and structure.

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To all I may have misled

Disclaimer: I am not actually Jesus. I am a science/physicist nerd AU of Jesus. I do not have a science religion in this reality…yet.

Apologies for any inconvenience

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Not for me bro I’m in 2010

Twas the life of my dreams

2018 was five years ago let that sink in

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Police chase outside McDonalds bout to get real

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it me

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Real

I made this in digital art and design class. Idk why. I’m just a silly rat I guess 

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“Take this 5 minute quiz to find out!”

Right now, my most controversial opinion is "Genocide is bad."

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I mean I already wanted to wear a skirt but now I want to wear it more

Feminist fantasy is funny sometimes in how much it wants to shit on femininity for no goddamned reason. Like the whole “skirts are tools of the patriarchy made to cripple women into immobility, breeches are much better” thing.

(Let’s get it straight: Most societies over history have defaulted to skirts for everyone because you don’t have to take anything off to relieve yourself, you just have to squat down or lift your skirts and go. The main advantage of bifurcated garments is they make it easier to ride horses. But Western men wear pants so women wearing pants has become ~the universal symbol of gender equality~)

The book I’m reading literally just had its medievalesque heroine declare that peasant women wear breeches to work in the field because “You can’t swing a scythe in a skirt!”

Hm yes story checks out

peasant women definitely never did farm labour in skirts

skirts definitely mean you’re weak and fragile and can’t accomplish anything

skirts are definitely bad and will keep you from truly living life

no skirts for anyone, that’s definitely the moral of the story here

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an insane genocidal dictator wizard just rose from the dead and brainwashed everyone, and I have no idea how to stop him