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me seeing this post and thinking to myself “now would be a good time to disappear from the face of the earth”

My Funky Fifth Grade Experience

So basically my 5th grade was pretty normal until some guy showed up mid year and started trying to charm me/“rizz me up”(idk he did it in a weird way that made me think he just wanted to be friends, but had never had a social interaction in his life, even though he made it sound like he was madly in love, which was like ew no I’m in 5th grade) either way it was weird AF, like me and my friends would be playing at a fence near the edge of the playground, just randomly emitting primal screams like the autistic people we were, and this dude just comes strolling on down to talk when there was LITERALLY NO PROMPT TO DO SO, and just start talking to my friends and I(I should add, we weren’t even in any classes together) so I barely knew the guy. Anyway then the lockdown happened and I didn’t see the guy for like 3 years

And when I met him again 3 years later I was now of the same gender that he was and it was awkward af and super funny and we’re now sort of friends

He’s still kind of a rat but a cool rat

Any moots that had their own goofy experiences? @swerve-kinnie @professional-termite @starshipcecil @gatalentagoddess

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but let’s first consquider the facts of the case

if we stop to consquider the possibiliseas, the shoalution might be shrimpler than we thought

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no im

science jesus, which would make you science jesus’ dad

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

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guys it was plot relevant trust

like do y'all even know the lore?

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“What’s your IP address? We’re looking for the chosen one”

To clarify for my new followers, my own political philosophy is techno-dystopian utilitarian monarchism, i.e. using invasive mass surveillance to identify an ideal ruler and forcing that person to be king against their will.

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we are taking over

🦾

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This accurately sums up our relationship

the man behind the laughter

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Holy shit it’s the Biden Blast

So I found this, I don't know what to do with it, but it will certainly go in the FOX post. FOX News says Biden let the hurricane hilary into the country

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It’s like kicking a little mound and being swarmed by termites

im trying to describe what finding a very active small fandom is like and all i can come up with was "its like turning over a log and then theres a bunch of bugs under there and then the bugs kidnap you and turn you into a bug"

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“BRO THEY DISCOVERED THE MEANING OF LIFE I THOUGHT IT WOULD TAKE THEM 50000 YEARS TO DO THAT” - science jesus

this website is too fucking easy you make a post about transgender gay sex or the skull and people black out and hit reblog

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I like how you managed to not make Vaporeon weird

Pokemon fan art by Morgantieu

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You get energy

Reblog to give the person you reblogged it from the energy to do one (1) chore or maybe many

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wait is the waiter matpat??? I’m dumb

First kiss? (SecurityWaiter)

homosexuals.

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“You can do a cross-over of anything. Even 2 men in completely separate universes”-Science Jesus

First kiss? (SecurityWaiter)

homosexuals.

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Ohio W

Yo sorry that the vanilla extract man sent all his children to torment you lol. Anyway how’s tumblr going for ya?

Oh great. Another person to torment me. And my child no less. I don’t even know what to say(it’s going great)

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how did this happen???????

We did it gang

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Speedy ublock

I haven't personally verified this as I'm not at a computer, but multiple people in multiple places are saying the same thing. This is fucking insane. First the endless war on UBlock, then the Chromium changes to shut out some blocker functionalities entirely next year, now this?

Something is deeply rotten in recent Google/YouTube policy. I can't imagine that this is legal - how is this not anticompetitive? Google needs to get mega fucked in the press and the courts sooner rather than later.

And I need to switch to Firefox as soon as I get home.