#squad 2

[incorrctbleach]

[ talking on the phone ] Soifon: Remember how I said that Urahara and I were gonna have a calm conversation for once? Yoruichi: Yes? Soifon: Well, we're in jail. Yoruichi: [ hangs up ]

[irlkisukeurahara]

Sui-Feng: ANALYZE THIS, BITCH

[bryndabrick]

I hope I've got the right blog...

Listen. I've been hearing whispers in the wind. Shamura has some new cultists... Or are they old? I don't decipher the quiet very well.

I hope that Shamura can explain. These thoughts keep me up at night.

(This should go without saying but this *is* fan content unless @crownsandbishops makes it canon, HOWEVER that Kvarcus drawing was actually drawn by the creator of the blog so that's AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM CRYING /pos) (ps every other drawing was made by me :>)

[magicgurljhonnie]

Soi Fon 💛🐝

Sting all enemies to death, Suzumebachi!!

[fanofspooky]

Horror sub genre definitions remake 2

[lav3nder-bees]

quick doodle of my favs from the new event

individual drawings under the cut:

[glassedplanets]

: )

[dee-morris]

[lucabyte]

siffrin starts the game with oddly empty pockets for a rogue who has a habit of stashing away every little trinket that isn't nailed down

and a hardy pocketwatch is an indispensable tool for oceanic navigation

[swagginmun]

Chapter 2: Tactical Infiltration Page 10 Noisy morning huh... Start || Previous || Next

[kirkwallsquad]

favorite da2 battle lines in no particular order

i'm listening to a compilation by danaduchy on youtube rn so

literally every fenris line bcs everyone else is YELLING and he's just speaking in his regular quiet-ish voice. king what are you saying i can't HEAR YOU

except for when hawke goes down. THEN he's loudly upset.

"hawke's down! time to panic!" (isabela)

"the tame elf is down" (varric - what the fuck omg don't call fenris that)

"your pet elf has fallen" (carver - WHAT THE FUCK OMG DON'T CALL FENRIS THAT)

"that moody mage is down" (aveline)

"ugh, can someone pick up fenris please?" (merrill)

"isabela's on the ground... appropriately" (aveline - HELLO?!?!?!?)

"merrill! oh, blood mages are so dramatic" (isabela)

"aveline has fallen?" (fenris - why is this a question babe)

"they got whatshisname, the mage" (varric - i continue to believe he doesn't know anders' name until act 3)

"the dwarf has dropped a few more feet" (sebastian)

"dear varric, please learn to parry. love, your innards" (varric)

"do you have something for this, because it hurts" (carver)

"even my teeth hurt" (anders)

"i've got so many bruises now they've got names and families" (merrill)

"ugh, i have dirt in my mouth" (sebastian)

"you're going to let me walk around injured?" (carver)

"being close to death is very bad for my morale" (isabela)

sebastian describes his wounds as "oozing" or "seeping" more than once

"i know dalish are meant to be close to the earth, but we don't mean literally" (merrill)

"i'm alright, who needs kidneys anyway" (isabela)

"hawke. varric. i think this is bad." (merrill)

"stop being you and fix me up" (carver - BABY. BABY BROTHER.)

"that really gets the blood flowing" but also "i will fight and pray for forgiveness later" but also "this is much more exciting than the chantry!" (sebastian - what is wrong with you <3)

"my face is not a shield!" (hawke)

"and they say drinking doesn't solve anything" (isabela)

"haawke i can't mooove" (sebastian)

"i'm too far away, what do you want me to do? shout at them?" (isabela)

"i'd have to fly to reach! of course, i've always wanted to learn to fly" (merrill - she's literally the funniest person ever)

"alas, no" (fenris)

"my faith is my armor! my cause is my shield!" (sebastian)

"if we kill them, we get their stuff!" (isabela)

"andraste's knees, it's like herding cats!" (isabela)

"AFRAID YET?!" (anders)

"RUN! WHILE YOU CAN!" (anders - he's so loud i love him)

"another one for me! how many have you gotten, hawke?" (varric)

"ah. a shame that you're going to die, no?" (fenris)

"you. me. and an audience. that's what this is all about!" (carver)

"may the creators have mercy on you! i certainly won't." (merrill)

"destructive forces of nature, coming up!" (anders)

"suck on a fireball!" (anders)

"NEVER TAUNT A MAGE!!!" (anders)

"a thrust, now a parry" (fenris)

"i'm gonna taunt you in elvish now! durgen'len! aravel! vallaslin!" (merrill)

"hello, i'm merrill, and i'll be your distraction." (merrill)

"I'LL SHOW YOU WHY MAGES ARE FEARED!!!" (anders)

"maker please forgive your children" followed immediately by "DID YOU SEE THAT SHOT" (sebastian)

"WANT TO SEE WHAT'S UNDER THESE ROBES?!?!?!" (anders)

"I'M RIGHT HERE! HIT ME!" (isabela)

"maker, the idiocy" (bethany)

"MAKER BLESS YOUR CHILDREN IN THEIR HOUR OF NEEEED" (sebastian)

"my weapon does nothing??" (fenris - he sounds so puzzled help)

"this is SO not working" (anders)

"if the pointy sticks don't work, try the other pointy sticks" (isabela)

"ah, dear. why doesn't anyone ever want to be nice to us?" (merrill)

"is there an end to the people who hate you?" (aveline)

"looks like we've got a few more puppies to kick" (isabela - HELLO?!?)

"take a step, kill, repeat repeat repeat" (carver)

"the hate you inspire is unfortunate" (fenris)

"another twenty steps, another batch of deaths" (anders)

"nobody seems to like you. do you get used to that?" (merrill - ouch. brutal hskfjhgksdjfhg)

"i can't take credit for all of this. hawke helped a little bit" (isabela)

[incorrctbleach]

Soifon: Shut up you fake, lecherous shop keeper! Urahara: I won't deny being a lecher but how dare you call me fake!

[sketchy-etchy]

They’ve really grown as a team, huh?🥹

Anger looks like he’s hitting them high notes🤣🤣

[bryndabrick]

Saw @guiltywarden posting about their @crownsandbishops OC Hime a little bit ago so uhhhhhh HERE'S MINE ALSO

Meet Squad 2! One of the many squads in Shamura's cult, did you think "Squad 26" had no meaning? i sure as heck did when i first read Crowns & Bishops i thought it was just a cool number lmao

Here's their kinda short-ish bios:

Kvarcus (The Fox) A natural seeker of knowledge, very curious but very reserved. Puts everyone else before himself and is generally very introverted. Besties with Fino

Fino (The (not-so-red) Red Panda) They have a difficult time with getting along with people because of their more abrasive and distrusting disposition towards new people. Loves books, and is the earpiece for Kvarcus's new studies/information

Tyan (The Wolf) Very extroverted, although never really has anything to talk about. Takes new information given to her in a very "in one ear, out the same ear" method, although is a shoulder to cry on when you need her

Jaryn (The Cat) While very clueless, is very devoted to what they believe in without question. They would be the first to defend someone they know is innocent. Definitely shy although, wants to be more outgoing very badly

Here's all their pronouns and orientations and schtuff like that

ocs made with permission and also apparently canon so uhhh go right ahead with asking about them

[etoilesdeglace]

"Oh my god you have to tell us everything right now!"

[ramvur]

[for people with screen readers u can find the alt text in each image description]

3 times gaz was the rizz master vs 1 time he was the puppy-eyes king