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My less popular opinion (and what I believe to be implied by the art in Lost Days) is that rather than waking up in a fully grown body Jason didn’t actually complete his puberty until after his Lazarus pit dip while he was on his murder tour. Imagine you’re tied up in a basement in Berlin getting interrogated by a teenager and his voice is cracking the entire time and if you laugh he’s going to shoot you
#Late puberty Jason truthers rise#Egon calling up Talia like ‘did you send me a middle schooler what is this’. ‘He’s technically high school aged actually’#he would’ve been like 18 when he finally regained consciousness but the way he’s drawn could easily be mistaken for 15#I know people love the body dysmorphia angst of Jason waking up big but I offer you this: Jason wakes up looking basically the same to a#world that has moved on without him and is unrecognizable. His death/injuries stunted him he existed for years in a state of suspension#while the world passed him by. He was on pause while everyone kept moving on and he didn’t get unpaused until the Lazarus pit and he has#to scramble to catch up. He’s actually 18 but the last thing he remembers is being 15 and his body reflects this state#and then once his mind is finally back online puberty hits him like a truck. Just look at the difference between how Jason is drawn#immediately after his dip in the Lazarus pit vs the end of lost days when his training arc is over#It implies it could’ve been multiple years but in order to fit with the timeline of other comics I personally don’t think it#would’ve been that long. I think he just sprouted up like a weed#Jason Todd#dc#I think Jason is technically still growing by the time he’s red hood. In my personal mindscape he doesn’t reach his peak buffness/height#he’s like 21 and he’s 19 in utrh#Sorry for my 1538283th post about red hood lost days I’m obsessed with his little fucked up coming of age story#Red hood lost days
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"I get annoyed having to explain obvious mechanics"
"you're either playing your job or sabotaging"
Some of you really need to learn to accept the fact that there will always be new players who don't know things and that this is not only okay but necessary for the game's survival.
#anne's ishgardian salt rock#i mean that you generally to be clear i don't think i'm talking to most of my followers#most responses to that s#poll have been fine#but like. damn#idk what to tell people with this attitude#idk how to tell you that a sprout not playing their rotation optimally at level 50 is not 'sabotage' jfc#this kind of shit is exactly why i was always scared to play an mmo#thankfully it's the minority in ffxiv#but it's still out there#stop assuming the worst! people are just inexperienced#you were once too. is that so hard to remember?
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The way that apparently some twerps have been giving Princess and Suffren shit for rUiNiNg ThE eCoNoMy by farming NiM Dread Fortress until Severed Hand has multiple teams capable of completing the raid, and then taking guild members, friends, family members, anyone who asked nicely really… to get their Wings—without making them pay for it! They even taught some people the raid and took them back through for their Gate Crasher, again—without making them pay for it! Gasp! Shock! How could they possibly do this! How will the swtor nim raiding community possibly survive someone… being fucking nice???
Isn’t the goddamn point of a raiding “community” that you teach the raids to other people? Idk about you but I learn better when I have a chance to actually do and see what the end goal is, rather than just be told that everything is my fault and be called whatever new exciting slur the chat’s collective hivemind has decided is most hurtful this week.
Edit to add: this is more than likely the same people who in endgame chat make endless jokes about the sale runs and about what a joke the sales runs are. I’m sorry that you are now not enjoying having it both ways my good motherfuckers. Other people are going to play the game how they want, and if a guild that you’re not in teaching other people how to beat a difficult but fun fight so that they can get a coveted mount on any toon they want as long as they ask nicely “ruins the game” for you? That is a you problem.
#the swtor community is so fucking awful sometimes#why are the little communities like this the exception and not the rule?#and the assbros wonder why ‘games dead’#because everyone is going to ffxiv where they can fuck the twinky cat boy#and more often than not they are just patted on the head and called lil sprout if they’re new instead of called slurs#(I know ffxiv isn’t perfect but I haven’t heard nearly as many horror stories from you guys)#best part is that while this was being discussed#some folks with zero situational awareness decided that#the problem was that the people being mean to Suff and Princess think NiM DF is hard#’imagine thinking NiM Brontes is a hard fight’#I don’t have to imagine it! neither do several people in the raid you’re currently in you walnut!#it is still a difficult fight for me! even knowing the mechanics and the timing it probably always will be!#shut the fuck up for once ever in your life!
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HEY!
It is me!
I had a thought concerning New Age AU :D
I spend some time thinking about waht you said.
That the castle Nightmare (and dream and their family) lived in. The royal castle.
Is the tree of emotions.
So. So hear me out.
I wonder that. if the castle is the tree. does that mean it may be a bit sentient.
You said that nightmare can easily change it because he is conencted to it (the apple ritual) but i wonder if the castle itself is kinda sentient.
And VERY mad about how its powers got used.
Maybe the story of the twins. OG story. is connected to the prophecy. But it was a warning.
It was a warning to remain united. To trust your family and to listen to them when they ask for help. To believe them when they notice things about people youdon't notice.
To warn away from going out on your own. warnign away from searching for power that you shouldnt take. (the apples were never suposed to be eaten after all.)
And of those twins the one who ate the apple actually succeed in killing their twin. that the grieve of that moment intensified the emotions based power source into overdrive which caused the one who ate the apple to even gain godlike abilities.
the whole prophecy was a warning.
The royal family that settled in this place. found the story. found the tree (having recovered after the twin who ate the apple died) and instead of seeing a warnign. saw a to do list.
The lessons they took:
power makes you undefeatable
the power makes you stay in control
the best way to gain this power? eat an apple and kill someone important to you.
attachment is a weakness waiting to be used to grow more powerful.
sadly after they grabbed and misused one apple? they got paranoid. if they can use the tree to gain power others can too! so they cut the tree down. and to make sure it could never grow back. build the castle on top of it.
Meaning there is only ONE apple. the one consumed by the one true ruler. and the ruler neeeds to willingly summon their apple/soul to give to eat to the new ruler. to pass on the forbidden knowedge and power through lessons and traditions.
over time the trees influence took over the castle. but because the ruler ate the apple and has a direct connection they can still control the castle.
the tree/castle watches as nightmare broke the cycle. as nightmare refused to hurt ccino (adn so his brother) nightmare, even through fear chose love and trust.
the castle willingly helps and protects nightmare.
and when nightmare lost the apple's power? officially breaking that godforsaken cycle? the castle is just more protective. thorn now protect the castle and the trees around it hide it.
this is of course. lost knowledge. the royal family made sure to destroy the knowledge in fear of someone standing against them.
but nightmare managed to break it still.
and maybe... just maybe... now somewhere deep in the castle. deep underground as a forgotten meadow deep underground. in a beautiful little cave. a new tree starts to grow to truly help heal the land.
haha sorry this got long again lmao.
but yeah! If you have the tree/castle kinda sentient you can have that the very land was trying to sabotage the old rulers but couldn't do a lot because of the one apple's power and so having to listen.
it would be the source of all that powerful magic.
Ough. It SO is slightly sentient.
Ancha once again you have obliterated me w/ ur storytelling istg-
Okay. I love that this info has been lost completely to time. Like. The only one that's aware is the tree/castle itself.
I think the interpretation I like here is that, the stump is somewhere within the grounds, maybe even in the treasury or armory, but the *roots* make up the building kinda cypress tree style, so as they cut down the tree, the once vibrant life in the old roots turned to stone and was left almost completely powerless. (I am, unfortunately, a sucker for the idea that there was a time that *someone* treated the tree with respect 😔) (Also hense the new young tree sprout growing out of the ground deep in a hidden cavern, because the roots relocated the power to a safer location.)
The castle, desperately grasping for that power back, so no one might mis-use it ever again. And then seeing Nightmare resist its twisted urges (like u said) in the name of love and care? It rips that power away the moment it loses its hold on Nightmare, and takes the seeds of magic away from harm's reach. But... Nightmare isn't upset by the loss. He doesn't go digging to get the power back. He... doesn't dig for *any* power.
Less blood is shed in vain on its land, more plants and ecosystems are allowed to thrive.
And gods, just the idea that the castle grows up plants and trees to better defend itself abd the people inside? This reaction is spontanious and Night assumes it connects to the state of the magic leaving him, but it doesn't harm anyone so ehhh. But the tree is trying to encourage and protect those who helped it without knowing...
And dude the whole story of the og story and both twins dying and then a family misconstrued that entire story into one of power and consumption and betrayal??? Waughhh it's beautiful....
I'm losing my mind here at the storybook level magical healing and forgiveness and learning lessons, I love it so so dearly <3
#new age au#<- before I type anything out I need to add this tag so I never ever lose this-#I think I had more to say and I might remember later#but I need you to know that I was getting ready for a lecture on greek art and was blindsided by this so bad that ai#I kept spacing out and thinking about it haha!!!!#so so good!!! thank you for gracing me with this......#sentient castle is my favorite thing ever...#I'm just picturing that during the raid Dream gets inside abd tge castle (vaguely sensing that it remembers this aura abd can feel its inten#t) decides to work with what little recovering power it has to move a section of floor or sprout a root to jam a door in place. buy a bit#more time#and no one notices it#and it doesn't help much#but it's the trying that mattered <3#oughhh this is just so sweet#Ancha. i must shake you once more in graditude >:]
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Every grudge that wasn't resolved is hurting at once like scars reacting to a bad weather no matter how much I try to just get distracted with irl activities or something positive, and I don't have anyone to talk about it because people I trust with it are only available when I need to sleep or am at work. I wonder how much longer I can hold it inside before I erupt like a volcano and severity of my negativity leaves everyone within reach with permanent fear of approaching me with ten yards distance 🤔
#/vent#personal#hopefully one of two things prevents this either:#1) a more 'serious' problem forces me to swim out from the depts of my depression and struggle or#2) I find someone to talk to in the RIGHT moment#curse of bad timezone and literally every irl friend changing cities if not countries#I am all alone...#not knowing how to make it stop#I have strong negative breakdowns only once in a while#I wish I could vent more 'harmonically' or forgive people even if they haven't payed or apologized#instead of the 'volcano' thing#well if it really gets bad I'll get into urgent hiatus again#I also hate how because of personality fracture it is another alter that absorbs every positive-#-stimul like a parasite right now#usually I sprout and lose alters like malenia but some stick around for a bit#maybe Im also about to fall out I don't know#right now it is just too much gravity to get out of my own head no matter what I do#all I can think about is my million bad memories until it just stops already
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#sprout art#pokemon hybrid au#hybrid au#archeops emmet#back on my fucking bullshit#who stayed up way too late and has two thumbs#this gal#been thinking about archeops hybrid#trying to kickstart my drawing by drawing what I want for once
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i think i may have a very distinct typing style
#max sprouts#i sent an anonymous ask to a blogger on here and i looked back at it once they responded#and its like Holy shit no one else could have sent that.#i capitalize random words for emphasis in such a Way that i dont see very frequently anymore#and i use the little ½ <- fraction symbols#and just my word choice is so . weird.#if anyone who knew me saw it theyd probably think Oh huh is that max?#partially bc i was also talking abt my job 😭 but still#EDIT I REALIZED JUST NOW ITS POSSIBLE SOME OF YOU MAY BE FOLLOWING THIS PERSON.#and may see this post and that one and connect the dots.#and to that i say. Well it was very unserious and silly it doesn't matter but i just realized that possiblity.
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@beatingheart-bride
The first thing Susannah wanted to say in response to this was, "You're putting me on!"
Actually, the first thing she wanted to say was "bull", but she resisted the urge to swear (for one thing, this was a man of the upper class, and she wasn't about to be an uncouth lout in his presence; for another, her father would've had a soap bar between her teeth if she spoke like that), instead looking at him, hoping her expression didn't seem sour.
It wasn't like she objected to the company; far from it! She hadn't given much thought to her assailant last night, figuring he was nursing a nasty hangover (among other aches and pains) and she would be safe to walk home this evening, but she did feel safer just knowing Philippe was there, offering to walk by her side. It was also a bit thrilling; here she'd expected they would never see each other again once she completed his hat, and now, here he was, happy to chase away her loneliness...
...but still, she couldn't help but feel hung up on the whole situation, to feel...suspicious of him. She liked to believe that this wasn't all just an overly-elaborate ruse to humiliate her, that just didn't add up, but even so, she was confused. She sincerely doubted he just happened to be walking in the same direction of her home and just decided on a whim to swing by and walk with her (though she wasn't about to say so), but even so...why?
Confusion be damned, however, she relented and allowed him to walk with her: If nothing else, it allowed her to check in, to ask him, "H-How are you feeling? I-I hope you're not too sore after what happened last night..."
#((oh yeah; he's already enjoyed getting to know her; he's dreaming about her after their evening together))#((he's arguably already speeding down the smitten highway; and so is she; even if she doesn't want to own up to it!))#((they're bonding fast; and the seeds of their mutual attraction have already been planted will be sprouting soon!))#((and oh yeah; she's defidently gonna think she's dreaming once he broaches the subject of his feelings!))#((it's already extremely wild to think that someone like philippe de clair would want to hang out with her))#((to be friends with her...but to know that he's harboring feelings for her; feelings he's being open and honest about))#((that's absolutely gonna throw her for a HUGE loop; and she'll be half-convinced she'll wake up any minute now!))#outofhatboxes#beatingheart-bride#V:Genderbent
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in my mind joining the force is much more chaotic and monstrous than simply turning one wizened or into a spirit. the closer one gets to the force, the more they change-- their body melts away, they change shape, they take flight, they slip through the fingers of the people trying to re-anchor them to the living. they breach the border of the natural state and become something else.
#ooc#once again thinking thoughts of how i wish dark side or light side force effects were more fucked up#where you literally transform into the nigh incomprehensible and escape the boundaries of the physical world#i suppose that's a force ghost. they're just showing up in a familiar form#but they never get crazy with being a spirit eithe#like i mean things like turning your body into goo or suddenly turning into a lake or sprouting multiple limbs#maybe i do wish the force was like the Miracle where its will imposes itself physically
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I want to draw Basil in a big fluffy cardigan.
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what the hell am i supposed to do with this thing tbh. i can’t keep training it upwards bc it’s already as tall as me if i took it off the crate. the four foot stakes i put in there when i repotted it last summer aren’t doing shit anymore. all the new growth is shoved in this corner by the plant light. can’t you just be beautiful without me doing anything to you
#i need to fertilize all my plants. once again ANOTHER SUMMER where i didn’t repot a single thing#last year i only did this monstera but it was a huge project lmao. i had to have people come over to help me#all my poor plants mouldering in their ancient dirt with no fertilizer. amazing they haven’t all died#this monstera within the past year has had some brand new sprouts from the soil which really shocked me bc i didn’t know they could do that#but they drop the bottom leaves as soon as they push out a new one. which certainly means SOMETHING#i keep thinking i should cut back the top; root in water; then plant in the same pot to make it look more lush#anyway. someone come over and help me fix my plants#photo record#chatpost
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beans
they sure are good *eats a raw bean and writhe on the ground like a fish out of water* <- (btw lost a tooth)
#thinking about beans#mr bean ye hes cool#coffee beans mhmmm#beans on toast mhm nom#mung beans in literally any food#mung beans by themselves 🤌#red beans 🤌#bean sprouts but specifically in aromatic foods because i dont like the smell of beansprouts alone#sesame sprous are real cool looking wait we off topic thats not a bean#soybean literally carrying every south east & east asian cusine i know of#idk about black beans but i heard it makes your hair blacker or silkier or sth idk my mum has it to lessen her gray hairs#theres also them emperor beans or sth#all the bean desserts 🤌🤌🤌#i had a mungbean cake with a red bean filling while drinking soymilk in taiwan like ted nivision got nothing NOTHING on me /ref#(reference to once he said on chuckle sandwich podcast he was having bean with rice and like double?? fried beans and i dont get it whyd you#fry beans nevertheless twice at that ive never had fried beans and idk if its the incredulity of the fried beans or the jealously that ive#never had fried beans that i come after them like that but anyways fried beans my enemy and double fried beans my nemesis#bean puns are cool too#OMG WHITE BEANS#oh ye so i was like ive never had a burrito like the ones with beans in them i hope i can have them frrr#theyre not here or they are but the price is straight up crazy like nahhhh#you ever thought about like carrying beans around and throwing them at places cuz they grow so easily (dies easily too but we not talking#bout that rn) and then telling your friends youve bean to the places both meanings#i should have like a bean pouch or sth but its so humid and hot here im afraid imma open the pouch one day with accidental sprouts 🌱#hoodie’s moots#hoodie’s ask#hoodie’s rambles
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honestly it’s hysterically funny to have a character you love and adore and then in an instant, despise them and wish them dead because they make you so angry and the turn blindsided you
#onion sprouting text#golta from empress ki my beloved beloathed!!!! tos!kratos!!!#i look back and i can’t help but laugh yk??#i took it SO personally!!!#i think i went insane with fury#and once the story revealed some more i could appreciate it#but. like. that anger was unreal while i was going through it
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im really really wondering how heinrix’s romance is gonna go with sam going full heretic
#im feeling evil im feeling like some sort of demented creature#thinking abt heinrix seeing something change in sam. he’s suddenly stronger as a psyker and he’s physically colder and heinrix recognizes#all these signs but they’re happy? & heinrix finally has something other than duty that’s keeping him going & he wants to be selfish#but the cost of being selfish is sam succumbing to ruinous powers once more. being a slave to tzeentch but this time around#there’s true physical changes to sam where he perhaps starts sprouting bird feathers & growing eyes which he tries to hide but heinrix sees#and god. he might have to old yeller samael#samael and heinrix
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no but like where is jax this whole ep. everyone's doin shit to stop the incoming alien invasion n he's like. sorry gang my mom asked me to do lunch when i was in town
#alli says shit#he shows up once with diggle to tell them the ships are incoming but like??? what is he Doing#this is not to shade jax but i think they were like. we need to have him not know abt stein's daughter so he CAN'T be onscreen#i'll rewatch the flash ep ig to see if they say what he's supposed to be up to#but i just love the idea of jax hanging out. chillin. keeping it tight.#on a semi related note uh my beloved sprout did start out as an OC buddy for jax#heh crossovers am i right
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i dont care for football or sports in the slightest (well except for sweden rally. and sailing but i havent even seen the volvo ocean race yet so im a fake fan. next year!!!) but tonight im going to the pub to see england vs france with my friends and im actually so excited for the chaos of that lol
beers and football what could go wrong 😔😔😔
#like. i think its way too loud and some people just behave really shitty about it but.#hopefully it will be fun#i dont think ive intentionally watched a football game??? i stumbled upon denmarl vs whatever at the pub once#that was interesting. i made a guy feel stupid for asking me invasive questions lmao#well anyways. before all this im going to get out of bed and make my awesome fantastic brussels sprouts soup....
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