#spool's out

[blujayonthewing]

This year's big web! This one marks five years of big web!!!

[possumpawzz]

EEEEEEEE AU CONTENT, calling it flooded au 4 now

[maggotmessiah0]

i tried drawing citus and spooolill as freaks

[crispycreambacon]

Spice In, Time Out!

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Wanna read a semi-crack fic about Beef Boy hanging out with a bunch of puppets? Maybe even do a little ramen challenge with his little blue fuzzy nerd friend? You're in luck, 'cause I wrote 6500 words of exactly that!

Among those thousands of words are a bunch of cool stuff such as:

Puppet shenanigans! Two of them may have planned to kill their friends (disclaimer: that murder will not be shown in the fic)

Actual history??? Yeah that's right you're gonna get hit with a Puppet History-style question so STUDY UP ON THE HISTORY OF RAMEN (or not) 👹

God being the worst! Again! They may have actually killed someone (disclaimer: that murder WILL be shown in the fic)

God/Professor allegations. Whether those allegations are true or not will be up to you

Overall a (hopefully) funny and wholesome bonding time between everyone at this table. They're all friends! :]

If all of that sounds like a jam to you, you can read the fic via clicking here, clicking the title, or searching up "Spice in, Time Out!" by crispycreambacon on AO3.

I hope y'all will enjoy this fic! I'm pretty proud of how it turned out especially since I was honestly not feeling it at the start and even contemplated not publishing it at all. Even if you don't read it, I hope you enjoy the art (bonus doodles down below btw!) and I hope you'll have a schmaculous day!

[vickysaurus-art]

Prisoner playing the piano, since it is quite prominent in her part of the soundtrack. Also an excellent excuse to draw dapper Prisoner.

[densewentz]

wanted to sew the stupid little face onto this gudetama Unlicensed Egg bucket hat I'm making for my aunt only to be thwarted by somehow having every single possible color of thread except black

(Ignore how sad the felt is, I got sick of trying to clean up the edges ☠️)

[carryondrawing]

So I managed to make a transcript for this part in the new Mystery Files episode (bits in bold are parts I'm not sure about please feel free to fill them in):

"This guy is a freaking nerd!

[Laughter]

Hijacked!

[Laughter]

You find a way to try and hold on.

[Laughter]

Oh, I'm sure I have a masterpiece for the Watcher Entertainment nerds!

[Laughter]

Oh Bergara when he does he's a little dirty.

[Laughter]

He sent me to the past but I'm back baby! Oh yes!"

[bleaksqueak]

Ultra cursed: twins Audric and twins Elias in the same universe.

Wait wait wait Do you mean twins as in two sets of Audric and two sets of Elias or Audric and Elias as twins? I don't know if you've ever read The Violinist of Hameln, but I'm picturing a situation ala Hamel and Sizer as babies with Pandora

But, you know, luckily for Lyra and Audun, these two would actually not be airborn at any time. (... Hopefully?) The other scenario though... see, two Audrics would balance two Eliases (Eliasi? Is the plural of Elias Eli?) out. The true curse would be "One Audric, Two Eli"

[crithaus]

Morgwen Bodyguard!AU where it's the whole gang in mostly modern times. This is extensive, bear with me.

Through some series of events I haven't thought of yet England has not become England as we know it yet though most of history remains the same and Uther Pendragon is King Regnant of Albion, and he does about just as good a job rearing two kids as he does running a country and has a great vast many enemies so his heir apparent Crown Prince Arthur and his ward Morgana, now Duchess of Gorlois after the death of her 'father', are now in desperate need of a constant detail of bodyguards.

enter gwen and the gang

his capital city can only bear to send CIS' - Camelot Intelligence Services - finest on recommendation by his own friend and personal physician. Sends him 2 3-cell teams of their best intelligence agents or at least, least likely to kill each other while guarding bodys yknow.

And Morgana gets hers. Her team leader, sniper and combat specialist Lancelot, ex combat pilot turned all around agent Elyan and to her immense surprise, Elyan's super super gorgeous sister, Guinevere.

Arthur gets his cell, team leader Leon his getaway driver and head strategist, defense and combat specialist Gwaine and hacker Merlin, though the poor boy gets a secondary job as Arthur's PA too which takes up much of his time.

Morgana's spent every moment of her life that she can remember simpering with high society boys and girls, all of them either vapid and idiotic or worse yet, cruel and calculating and never ever has she met a woman more fascinating than Gwen. She's her new personal assistant much like Merlin is Arthur's, with an eidetic memory and the management skills of Hannibal fucking Barca, a parisian boutique's worth of seamstress ability and the personal upkeep, maintainence and even some smithing of all her cell's weapons. She runs shit like the navy and when Morgana asks why she isn't team leader, Gwen just laughs and oh man is her laugh pretty, and shrugs, "someone needs to be focused solely on you yknow." While looking at her with the biggest doe-iest eyes and Morgana finds herself blushing a lot more?? Beaming ear to ear, too. And

Idk Morgana dragging Gwen off to galas and Gwen taking her off to more low key spots, the club perchance, and Gwen getting wowed by morgana's rapier wit and political acumen and Morgana getting wowed by this absolutely radiant beam of sunshine who snatched a gun out of a mugger's holster before he could do anything and popped some other dude 30 paces away without a hair out of place and adventures. Gwen absolutely despises Uther, Morgana hates all the snooty folk that expect Gwen to kowtow to them. Gwen finds that though her job is to personally assist, the Duchess is actually quite nice, fiercely loyal to her as if just the doing of her job is enough to warrant such, though shes achingly lonely so maybe that's why, is very funny, and kind, and compassionate if a little impulsive and rash, and comes up with the funniest insults imaginable murmured directly into her ear as she stands at her post in the back of x meeting of uther's privy council or y public function. Also that her eyes are theeee most brilliantly clear shade of green, like the still clear pond near her house, like garnet-

Morgana has awful nightmares of totally not suspicious events that come true an odd amount of the time and Gwen is receiving back Intel from CIS and Uther about potential stirring of war from a King Cenred across ye Olde channel and they go on cool car chases and maybe there's a shopping montage or two but yea. Idk how to end this but uther realizes he doesn't have to die a shitty old man and legitimizes Morgana as a princess of the blood before he chokes and when she and Gwen get married it's princess style babyyy

Oh and definitely morgana giving herself up to some assailants cuz gwen is hurt and some baddies cracking poor morgana on the head and Gwen frantically trying to keep her awake and morgana is just griiiiiinning at her all restored even as concussed as she is cuz this angel is cupping her face in her hands and yea, that thing

[dullahandyke]

I also need to work on becoming less scared but like yknow. Whatevs. Maybe cotton spool can help and accompany me

[sigmastolen]

my banned books week display is live! i hope people actually check them out... they didn't much last year :/ but i'm hoping that the mystery proves alluring

[themultiversebundle]

[ Starter for @hero-of-skies ]

If there was one thing Link was certain at this moment, was that he was lost. Again. You would think a former member of the royal guard would know how to navigate, especially since he had a map on hand. His forehead furrowed in frustration.

He supposed maps didn't really help him for what he was looking for. The search across Hyrule continued for him. He had found only a few leads to this legendary sword, and it still didn't point him to anywhere specific.

Right now he just looked like some weird in the middle of a field, staring down a map with an intense gaze with his one working eye. "For Hylia's sake...."

[floatingwithlaura]

I’m gonna tell my therapist I was mad at him for about 4 days and then realised I was just scared and upset and projected it onto him bc it was easier than facing my own emotions. Hope he enjoys the update.

[blujayonthewing]

spent the whole night last night hand-sewing while watching jim henson's the storyteller and let me tell you, that vibe was immaculate

[measureyourlifeincake]

i wanna work on my knitting but i dropped several stitches in a row and i really dont wanna pick them up so now its just sitting there until i finally get the motivation to roll up my sleeves and do it😭😭😭😭😭😭

[july-19th-club]

mister nonconfrontational sees the body of his dead explorer uncle, the only one who wasn't afraid, and SNAPS and yells at them for picking fights instead of questing as a team yes yes go blorbo