#spooky september
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its-halloween-night · 2 months ago
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siseliestudio · 2 months ago
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happy September 🧡🎃✨️
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britcision · 2 months ago
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:)
Guess who got to fuck with the party all session in my creepy little swamp town that was actually totally fine
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I scared the hell outta the party all the badasses kept trying to run away they didn’t even want to rescue the sacrifice it was soooo funny
So.
I stole the Trawler Man from the Silt Verses (excellent horror podcast 10/10 recommend) and the Bread Christ from here and had a whole adventure
The party had just finished their first big backstory quest, killing the hag who cursed the ranger’s brother into a direwolf, so they just had a couple sessions going through a spooky swamp
On the way out they crossed a river to find a spooky little swamp town, where all the kids came out to stare because New People
And the mayor came down to say hello and welcome travellers you have chosen such a good day to visit our town! It’s the River Rising festival and there’s a feast and sacrifices if you wanna stay :D
(Heads went Up)
(Both clerics rolled high enough to see two people carrying a long heavy bundle around a corner)
No further questions. The rest of the party caused a diversion by getting the adults to lead them to the inn while the clerics snuck off alone
(Splitting the party, great idea)
The ranger, bard, rogue, and ranger’s twin the former direwolf went upstairs with the enthusiastic inn keeper for special spa treatments that are on cheap because of the festival :)
Warlock went to “rest” and spy on the town through familiars
Barbarian who insists everything is fine went for a walk to try and get the others to calm down
Back to the clerics: they follow the bundle to an unlocked building and go inside to find lots of food and stuff being readied for the festival. Couldn’t find the right bundle before other people came in with a big heavy chest
Witnesses left, spotting the warlock’s familiar on the way out and alerting the clerics it was there. Clerics stealth boost the familiar, and tell the warlock to follow the people who brought the box
They then try to break into the box using the elf’s knife, because neither of them are rogues or have any lock picking abilities
(I had to pause them to go look up knife hit points when they decided the best idea to open a heavy, sealed box with an ornately carved flat plate instead of a lock was to force the knife in the crack and hit it with the mace when it did not move
I warned them they would break the knife before it worked. They insisted on doing it anyway.)
Back at the spa, everyone’s getting massages and nibbles and compliments on how soft their skin is :)
Barbarian’s having a lovely time in town, everyone is very nice and welcoming… until she sees a young elf dressed in flowing white surrounded by a gaggle of other young people all laughing and dancing and tossing flowers, keeping the white out of the ambient mud
(Elf looks a little reticent and is notably quieter)
Barbarian. Asks a question. Is told that’s the River Bride, part of the ceremony tonight
No further questions, the barbarian is freaking the fuck out and goes to find the others… not asking what that means
Clerics finally do a check on the symbol on the chest… and learn it’s the Church of Tide and Flesh (I love that podcast so much)
Key phrases: “the river rises”, a greeting the barbarian had heard a lot… and “A god must feed, a god must be fed.”
Nope nope nope they also wanna leave town at speed, hurrying away and nearly collide with the barbarian, but neatly scoop her into the speed walking
(Barbarian will not let go of either of them)
Warlock’s lost half the chest carriers but the other two are just going around picking up stuff for the feast
Party reconvenes and hurries upstairs to tell the spa date that It Is Time To Leave Town Now
Spa date are not convinced it’s been a little weird (lots of free snacks and fancy oils) but not run away weird
Bard thinks everything is super normal he’s a little weirdo
The party goes to get redressed and explains all the spooky they found
The entire outside portion except the elf cleric wanna just cut and run and get the fuck outta there as fast as possible
Elf cleric points out “well what about the sacrifice”
Party convenes and cast Zone of Truth to ask the innkeeper about the ceremony and are told “yup we have songs and food and make sacrifices and then the River Bride goes into the water and we see the next morning if they were taken”
No further questions, literally one word away from the most important piece that woulda made it all make sense
They left all their stuff at the river, so back they go right through the celebrations to leave… and see that long bundle on a table at the front
Kid runs to try and grab something from inside it and is chastened
Changeling cleric remembers she can go invisible and also goes Feral
Rolls a string of 10-and-under to try and sneak through the main part of the feast tables to the bundle, including a 3 investigation check to look at it
Hits a kid. Hits two of the people going to comfort the kid, taking all three of them down. Finally breaks free, gets to the head of the table to confirm… yeah it’s a body shaped bundle
Party is making an exit while the warlock watches with “I told you so” energy
Changeling cleric goes for the bundle hole the kid went for
Nat 20 to get their fingers in
I tell them it’s warm and crusty
They ask to break a piece off
Okay, I say; mental DC to identify the piece set at 19 because it’s dark, loud, distracting, and she’s under heavy stress
Her investigation is a -2
Rolls a 17
“It’s a toe. There’s no blood, and there’s something wrong with it. Do you stop to look?”
“Nope I throw it in my bag and run”
Evil glee. So much evil glee
Changeling cleric reaches the party on their house boat before they get out of town, leaps aboard and yeets their bag at the wall screaming
Everyone comes out to look, elf cleric comforts changeling cleric who is hysterical over this toe
Bard grabs the bag and looks in
Barbarian arrives from inside the house boat and asks for the bag
Bard instinctively clutches it tighter. And smells bread.
Barbarian tries to get the bag off him, changeling cleric bemoans the gross toe she touched
Bard stares her dead in the eye, pulls out the toe, fails a self-check against me whispering “eat it eat it eat it” in his ear
Throws it in his mouth and monches, then sticks his tongue out to show her crumbs
Changeling cleric. Stares at me. With hate.
So much evil glee.
Warlock sends her familiar back to watch the festival.
Starts with some songs and a speech about the first great sacrifice, the sacrifice the Trawler Man gives to them.
Men lower the mystery bundle and the children descend, revealing the bread man and tearing him apart to show his raspberry jam innards and dip their bread in
Warlock notes they may have been hasty
Bard grumbles about missing out on bread
Barbarian and changeling cleric insist the bread shaped like a person with fake blood is still super sinister, Actually
Warlock keeps watching. The feast begins with everyone adding something to a big ol stewing pot, then filling plates with the rest of the food while it cooks. Party eats cold rations
Stew is distributed, and the big chest is brought out and opened for sacrifices. People line up, more offering than not, and put in things like jam and jewellery and things they made themselves. A couple parents pretend to swing their small children up and in, children giggling and protesting heavily, then dropping the real sacrifice
Marjorie the aarakocra is being Extra again and offers a fan of her own feathers. Tacky bitch
Last guy waits til no one but the warlock’s familiar is watching, presses a hand to his heart and then to the inside of the chest, asking to sacrifice his pain, and if the Trawler Man takes it he’ll go to his garden
Warlock notes again, this is much less sinister than expected
But now it’s time for the river bride! Here come the dancing attendants, no longer holding the white dress out of the mud as the bride walks to the edge and steps out knee deep among floating baskets of other sacrifices. They hold two poles, and a cloak the colour of the river is wrapped around them to hide the white
Ceremony is performed, a gnarled and elderly halfling lady talking about the importance of sacrifice and giving of oneself for others
One of the attendants sneaks the bride a last drink, then all go back to the party to dance around the bonfires
Eventually the party ends, the halfling lady goes out to offer a last word to the bride and leaves too
Party “sneaks” back down the river through the fog so very poorly. Two natural 1s so we take a brief dip into the bride’s perspective of being cold and alone in the dark and the fog and then splashing and voices and the elf cleric goes HELLO THERE
Warlock asks if they’re out there of their own free will or are they being kidnapped and sacrificed and do they need rescuing?
Finally. The important question.
Bride is utterly confused and says the important part they all missed: “you can’t sacrifice something which doesn’t belong to you”
Party goes quiet
Then finally more questions
Bride explains about the ceremony and their part and actually it’s a lot less exciting than they thought it would be and it’s cold and dark and things are walking on them and it’s probably been long enough, right? You didn’t hear anyone else coming?
Nope
Okay cool untie me it is time for bed they’re giving up on being a sacrifice
And listen. On the one hand, I REALLY wanted them to stay for the feast, and be asked to give something to the pot and the chest. I really did. Or to try and make a rescue attempt and work it all out sooner. Or just ask one more question…
But they chickened out, so they also missed a couple other things:
1) River Bride is actually gender neutral this bride is nonbinary but “bride” rhymes with “tide” and “wide” and “abide” and lots of good river words, and “groom” rhymes with shit like “broom” and “doom” and is just depressing
2) one of the Trawler Man’s festivals in the actual podcast is the Fiddler Crab’s Feast, where they start by each breaking the leg off a cooked crab and offering it to the person beside them, saying “my flesh to your teeth”
Bard is known for biting and woulda been ecstatic if they’d actually gone to the feast
3) bard coulda also passed for a kid to join the descent on the bread man, he’s a Small creature and very sweet. Also dressed in white like the bride
Overall it was still good fun and I had a lovely time, especially since the bard’s asked for dibs on the halloween oneshot this year so I won’t be doing a spooky special and had to get all my spooky out early
I’d like to say it’ll teach ‘em not to ask questions, buuuuuuuuuut they’ve known me for years and really shoulda known by now 😈
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emilyscastlevania · 13 days ago
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𝐻𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓎 𝐻𝒶𝓁𝓁𝑜𝓌𝑒𝑒𝓃
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noradaydreams · 1 month ago
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September 30th ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤ October 1st
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countesschocula · 2 months ago
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Design from Murder Apparel
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bequiteanddrivefaraway · 2 months ago
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island-of-streets · 1 year ago
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location unknown. [image description: a windmill farm obscured by fog. The line of windmills fades into the background of a desolate landscape.]
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here-lies-beetlejuice · 2 months ago
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Me right now…
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robsheridan · 1 year ago
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You can only post this once a year (sound ON)
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from-the-gray-spaces · 2 months ago
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14 days until autumn ❤️❤️❤️
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abandonedmannequinfactory · 2 months ago
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life is starting to feel like this again 🍂🗝️
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strawlessandbraless · 2 months ago
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alphashley14 · 1 year ago
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countesschocula · 3 months ago
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night-sky-hunter · 3 months ago
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