#spooky card game oooooo

[strawberryspuffy]

This dude had his honkahs out the whole game?

[casual-violinist-fangirl]

08 x 04

A thought process (read at your own risk cos there are spoilers 😂)

. Dany, Sansa, you both sad. Settle your differences!

. The WoLF PiN

. Not little Lyanna Mormont 😢

. Jaime, stop getting Brienne drunk 😂

. Protective Hound Dad

. Lord Baratheon!!!! Yass Gendry!!

. Everyone getting a little pissed 😂

. Oooo Dany is giving Jon the eyes

. Jaime and Brienne playing Tyrion’s game. We stan

. Smiley Brienne

.Podrick taking a huuuge drink to hide his laugh when Tyrion calls Brienne out on being a virgin

. Jaime is FOLLOWING BRIENNE

. Podrick ships it 😂

. The Hound just wants to be happy

. It took Tormund all of 3 seconds to get over Brienne 😂

. Sansa and The Hound having le deep chat

. Arya nearly shot Gendry 😂

. Aw, she proud

. A love confession

. A PROPOSAL I AN SHOOK

. She gonna say no....... annnnd she’s saying no

. Aw, poor Gendry

. Meanwhile, with B and J

. Dornish wine, very fancy 😂

. You know the first thing I learnt in the north was that I hate the north

. Jaime is jealous

. She knows he’s jealous, I’m loving this

. HE’S JUST STRIPPING AND SHE’S HELPING HIM 😂

. THIS IS NOT A DRILL

. ‘I’ve never slept with a Knight before’ 😂

. Damn what a make out session

. So... was it just out of lust or does he love her??

. Meanwhile with Jon and Dany

. How cute, I bet she’s about to lose her shit at him

. We have another confession! What is going on here?!

. Brienne and Jaime aren’t the only ones getting lucky tonight 😂

. I take it back, they’re just talking more...

. Oooooo swear to keep quiet, why am I not surprised 🙄

. Don’t tell Sansa, Jon. She’ll want you to take the throne and you don’t want it

. She’s begging 😢

. We Stan a loyal Jon but you gotta sort this out

. If Jaime fucking leaves Brienne after just sleeping with her Imma jump out a window 😂

. Yasss Yara

. Yassss Dorne

. Jon stop being a kiss ass it’s not working 😂

. Sansa we love you but you need to cooperate babe

. Oh shit

. Shit is going down 😂

. Fight fight fight fight

. Jon, no

. Tyrion trying to be loyal and keep the peace at the same time

. Brienne giving Sansa that look when Jaime is mentioned 😂

. Sansa knows 😂

. Stark famalam meeting by the spooky tree

. Oooo Arya being the voice of reason

. ‘ I don’t need many allies’ oooooo

. Bran is doing the creepy staring thing again

. Jon, don’t drop yourself in it

. Yeah cos I’m sure that Sansa won’t tell anyone that you’re actually meant to be king

. Yass Arya we Stan a loyal sister

. Don’t just dump it all on Bran

. Lannister brother stuff

. Tyrion is being supportive

. Jaime what a lad. You support your woman. Don’t tell Tyrion anything

. That cute little smile. Jaime, is in love 😊

. ‘I knew you were fucking her’ 😂

. No Bronn

. Nope

. No

. Ah fuck, it’s all gone to shit

. Sassy Bronn 😂

. Ahhhhhh I’m shitting myself. Don’t kill Jaime pls- he loves Brienne

. Negotiations are scary

. And he’s gone, excuse me whilst I have a melt down over what could’ve happened

. The Hound is on da move

. Arya, babe, why you do this??

. Oooo they’re off to King’s Landing

. They get along, how cute 😊

. The Hound giving off that little smile. They’re besties and it makes me happy.

. Dragon watch: 2 healthy dragons all present and correct

. Tyrion and Sansa are chatting

. She’s icy cold 😳

. Listen to Tyrion, babe. He knows what’s best

. ‘Are you alright?’ Tyrion you remarkable man

. No Sansa. Don’t do it

. Bye Tormund. Glad you finally got the message about Brienne.

. Aw, I cry. Jon is saying goodbye to his mate

. Wait, is Gilly

. GILLY IS PREGNANT

. ‘We want to name him Jon,’ I’m sobbing

. Two besties hugging. One of them is gonna die...

. Ser Davos you babe

. Aw Grey worm and Missandei holding hands 😊

. Tyrion on a boat... no more Lannister bros 😢

. Tyrion and Varys having a deep chat about the true heir

. ‘Marry them off. They love each other 😍’

. Ooooo they worried about Danny’s state of mind

. ‘Maybe Cersei will win and kill us all. That’ll solve our problems.’ 😂

. Oof dragon down

. Ugh, Euron can leave now pls

. I’m no genius but...

. I was wrong, the arrows can shoot a boat...

. No, Tyrion, you’d better fucking live.

. I preferred it when all my peeps were in the same place. That way I can keep an eye on them

. Where’s Podrick in all of this?? Is he at Winterfell with Brienne and Jaime?? I hope so!

. HE LIVES

. Nooooo, Grey Worm 😢

. Cersei you bitch

. Is Euron proposing?!

. Oh fuck off, that child is Jaime’s

. Using your people as bait, well done you numpty.

. Missandei is WITH CERSEI

. You speak out Dany, get your points across

. There is nothing you can do to convince me that the Dothraki survived the last episode 😂

. Oh shit, Varys is getting told off

. So are they at Dragonstone? I am confusion

. Dany has gone bonkers, you can’t kill all the people babe

. Deep chats with Varys and Tyrion pt 2

. So they are at Dragonstone

. Varys stop dumping Tyrion in it

. If Tyrion gets accused of treason Jaime will leave Brienne to help him and I’ll cry

. Cos Brienne will want to go too

. And then they’ll both die

. Varys, stop talking please

. Pretty please

. Even Tyrion is begging 😂

. Jaime is giving Brienne the eyes

. Oh shit

. Sansa you’re a third wheel mon ami 😂

. She’s savage is our Sansa

. You’d better fucking not leave Jaime

. They’re sharing a room again 😍

. Jaime you bastard, you can leave

. She’s begging, she’s crying you git. Stay

. What the fuck

. Jaime fucking Lannister just left Brienne (who he was obviously in love with) crying in a courtyard...

. I’m sorry, I missed a chunk cos I was so busy freaking out about Jaime freaking Lannister

. Tyrion’s making big sad eyes at Cersei 😂

. Yass Tyrion, we Stan an honest man

. Ooooo he pulled the children card

. Oh shit, this won’t end well

. The tension is killing me

. If you push her I swear-

. Nope

. Nope nope

. Did she just command the dragon to burn everything?

. Not Missandei 😢😢

. Grey worm, you babe.

. Ooooo Dany is pissed- Tyrion will probs not survive

. That’s a facial expression and a half

So to summarise:

. Arya broke Gendry’s heart

. Brienne broke Tormund’s heart

. Jaime broke Brienne’s heart

. Cersei killed Meissandrei and broke Grey Worm’s heart

. All in all there be a lot of broken hearts in this episode 😢

. PS: if Jaime doesn’t kill Cersei or at least try to I will lose all respect for him. (I’m giving him a second chance! I don’t think Brienne will though, she’s too proud. This devastated me 😭😭)