#spongebob roller coaster meme

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thinking about how fucked up he is 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

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Phineas and Ferb (2007)

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Personal: This is like one of those shows that feels like it changed language and culture. Almost in the same way Spongebob did. Like I don't know how else to explain it but if you make a Spongebob joke or reference 90% of the time the people around you will get the joke. I feel like Phineas and Ferb had a similar impact on modern vocabulary and memes

Google: "Phineas Flynn and his stepbrother, Ferb Fletcher, are determined to make every day of their summer vacation fun. They try building a full-scale roller coaster, becoming musicians, building a backyard beach, and traveling back in time to meet dinosaurs. Their family pet, Perry the Platypus, doubles as a secret agent and battles evil. Meanwhile, older sister Candace is tattling on them to Mom and Dad, though she can never seem to catch them in the act."

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Since splatfest is it's own thing in the squid meme au what teams was Meggy?

(so I'm going with the North American Splatfests for this since in SMG4 canon the Mushroom Kingdom and Inkadia are in the US for some reason)

Splatoon 1

(since this would all be before she met Mario I can only base them off her pre-character development personality and Vibes. I have explanations for a few of them but for most I'm kinda-sorta picking at random)

Cats (since she eventually gets a cat in canon)

Roller Coasters

Marshmallows (we saw how that one food fight episode went)

Autobots

Art

Planes

Ninjas

Burgers

Naughty

Future

Pokemon Blue

Snowman

Spongebob

Costume Party

Early Bird (She would be a Morning Person, wouldn't she?)

Marie (I HC that she used to have a celebrity crush on Marie. Because I Can)

Splatoon 2

Cake

Ketchup

Flight (Mostly because she picked her team right after getting home from Mario's Challenge and was thinking that flight would've made some of those floors a lot easier to get through)

Vampire (This one's just for me ;))

Sci-Fi (the Fest started the same day she did a Matrix scene for a movie audition, it just makes sense)

Sock (honestly she kind of just picked one at random since she was too worried about Paige to really care. she almost didn't bother going at all)

Action (duh)

Money

Egg

Soccer (anyone notice a pattern developing?)

Leo (okay losing streak aside I genuinely think Leo would be her favorite of the four)

Mikey

Raph

No Pulp (the texture just feels wrong to her)

Octopus (She ended up in matches with Desti a few times and it was awkward being on the same side)

Fork (FINALLY A WIN! Just in time for Waluigi Time...)

Skipped (she was a little busy being the first victim of the Waluigi Apocalypse)

Treat

Salsa (she may or may not be allergic to avocados)

Hero

Friends (considering what I've implied Meggy and Paige's parents are like compared to the NSS and Glitchy Gang is it really surprising?)

Pancakes (she might have just flipped a coin for this one)

Skipped (she doesn't have time for Splatfest there's TRAINING TO BE DONE!!!)

Skipped (kind of hard to participate in Splatfest when all your weapons are stolen)

Skipped (both because she wouldn't have had time with the Tournament going on and...you know...the whole Being Kidnapped Thing)

Narwhals (after Mario's pep talk part of her getting back into the swing of things includes doing Splatfest stuff)

Chaos (she probably would've picked Order before she met Mario, but...)

Ketchup (a lot of things have changed for Meggy. her preference in condiments isn't one of them)

Treat

Super Mushroom (apparently she likes how they taste)

Splatoon 3

(I know she doesn't live in or even near Splatsville but thanks to the DLC we know that Inkopolis participates in Splatsville Splatfests and I figure that by this point there's be a large enough population of Inkfish living in the Mushroom Kingdom that they would too. Plus Meggy's still at least part inkling and is still culturally an Inkling so...)

Rock

Skipped (since her very existence happened to be illegal at the time and she and every other OC dropped dead the exact same day the Fest started)

Grass

Sweet

Milk Chocolate

Aliens (in honor of Greg, of course)

Courage

Skipped (depending on how the timeline works out this is either during or immediately after everyone being stuck in a simulation for about a month. no way they're bothering with an ice cream Splatfest of all things)

Love (time changes a person)

Big Man (she did feel a little awkward picking between people she considers friends by this point. that being said, BIG MAAAAAAAN!!!!!)

Skeleton (I know this happens at the same time as Heist WotFI but she isn't even in that episode (I don't care that she was credited for the song that was her voice actress not Meggy herself she was not physically present and had no idea what anyone was doing that night))

Hug

Friends

Friday

[We interrupt this broadcast to bring you PUZZLEVISION!!!]

[And this one too!]

Save the World (obviously)

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Ranting and Raving: "Espresso" by Sabrina Carpenter

Have you ever just been out in the world, minding your business, only to hear a song out in the wild for the first time and it just grabs you in a chokehold? For me, “Espresso” by Sabrina Carpenter is one of those songs. It’s one of those pop songs that just makes you turn your ear towards a speaker and ask, “Oh. What is this?” I heard it for the first time in a store (rhymes with Schmarget) and then proceeded to listen to it about eighty more times after that. A great pop song will make you do that and this one is one of the best of the year so far. I mean it.

I knew who Sabrina Carpenter was before this song (I mostly live under a rock, but I still be knowing things from time to time) but I’m obviously not her target demographic and nothing she had done before really gripped me the way this has. Everything about “Espresso” is perfect and I’m ready to do what this series does best: annoy you with many MANY words about a song I love. If you want a silly review of this song in a TL;DR single sentence, I would say, “I don’t drink coffee... but this song must be what having a caffeine addiction feels like!”

The first thing that truly gripped me about this song is just how FUN it is! There’s so much magic packed into three and a half minutes and it serves as a perfect reminder of why I love and enjoy pop music when it gets it as right as a Starbucks barista who has my usual order down to a science. It’s upbeat, it’s catchy as hell, the lyrics are fun to sing along to. What more do you need? This isn’t a song that re-invents the wheel and that’s because it knows it doesn’t have to. Like her reference to Nintendo in the chorus (“Switch it up like Nintendo”) the primary concern is about whether the song is fun to listen to and if it’s something you’ll want to hear again and again and not get bored of. In a way, this song is like the Super Mario World of pop music; a song that provides comfort and fun and it doesn’t require a lot of knowledge and skill in order to enjoy. Anybody can pick it up, start playing, and have a good time with it.

Which means a lot these days.

At the time of this writing, everybody and their favorite wine aunt is currently dissecting Taylor Swift’s newest album, The Tortured Poets Department, searching for hidden meanings and clues and signs about her relationships between her and Matty Healy from The 1975 or British actor Joe Alwyn (take your pick). I didn’t hate TTPD, but the album also didn’t do much for me because it’s so deep within the Taylor Discographic Universe (the TDU) that unless you have a decade of lore explained to you, those songs lose a lot of appeal and power. It’s like watching Avengers: Infinity War when all I’ve ever watched is Iron Man. Taylor isn’t the only one that’s been suffering from this. Ariana Grande’s newest album Eternal Sunshine comes with the baggage of that whole thing that happened between her and that dude who played Spongebob on Broadway or something. The most I’ve ever heard about “The Boy Is Mine” in terms of discourse are all the jokes and memes about how she’s singing about a guy who weirdly looks exactly like her brother and spent years being an adult man playing Spongebob on stage. Even Miley Cyrus’ “Flowers,” the biggest song of last year, loses some of its impact if you’re like me and couldn’t give a shit about Liam Hemsworth or the emotional roller coaster story of her relationship with him. 

Granted, you can still listen to all of these things with their real world inspirations and contexts removed and get just as much, if not more, out of that, but there’s just something really refreshing about being able to enjoy a song without needing an entire “____ iceberg explained” video in order to truly “get it.” I got “Espresso” immediately and the only real world context I can gather is that she probably wrote this song about one or many dudes that have been “down bad” for her. I shudder to think which niche micro-celebrities with the over-inflated attitude that comes with the phrase “I have a post that got over 10,000 notes on Tumblr” have said or done while attempting to shoot their poorly aimed shot with her.

That’s a good place to start talking about the lyrics to the song, which are all about her being playful with a guy and basking in how he is absolutely obsessed and crazy with her. More important than the words themselves is how Sabrina delivers them. There’s a really great balancing act where it’s just the right level of confidence and the belief that you’re hot shit, without going overboard into arrogance. She maintains a constant level of playfulness throughout the entire song and it’s great! It starts as soon as the second line of the chorus hits at the beginning of the song: “Is it that sweet? I guess so.” 

There’s also the line that begins the second verse: “I'm working late 'cause I'm a singer.” I absolutely adore the way she says that line. Every. Single. Time. Again, it’s just the right amount of playful and sarcastic. I can picture the conversation that line would be featured in if anybody she’s dated within the last three years has foolishly asked her if she’s busy tonight.

“Wyd tonight, babe? 😜” “I’m working late.” “What?? Why? 🥺” “...‘cause I’m a singer.”

That line reads like she’s had to answer that question one too many times to one too many idiots. Whether it’s studio time or live performance, singers be working at night. Duh. It’s such a fun line and it gets stuck in your head. You wait for it each time you listen and I can’t imagine the feeling of being in a whole stadium full of people all singing that line together. It’s such a delicate tightrope being walked so damn well, especially since it can go sour so fast if you perform it the wrong way. The following line, “Oh, he looks so cute wrapped around my finger” keeps that playfulness while also making you feel a little bad for the guy. I say a little bad because it’s very obvious who has the power and control in this:

I can't relate to desperation My give-a-fucks are on vacation And I got this one boy and he won't stop calling When they act this way, I know I got 'em

We’ve all known someone who is casually seeing someone and they’re just way crazier about the person they’re seeing than the other is for them. That’s not to say she doesn’t sound invested in this guy during the song, but you get the feeling one of them knows it’s a fun little fling and the other is starting to get obsessed and isn’t seeing things that way. 

It’s not hard to see why he’s getting addicted. I’m hooked on this song the same way dude is hooked on Sabrina. This song has this utterly hypnotic quality to it and at the 1:09 mark when you start hearing “Yes” after every line it reflects getting that hit, that thing you want once you’re addicted and craving more. “Soft skin and I perfumed it for ya” (Yes). “I know I Mountain Dew it for ya” (Yes). “That morning coffee, brewed it for ya” (Yes). It’s a small detail, but I always try to stress that the small details matter and always add up to something bigger. The more you listen, the more you get hooked on her the same way the guy in the song is getting hooked.

Now that I’ve mentioned it, can we talk about that Mountain Dew line? I’m sure some people think it’s a stupid and bad line, but those people are absolutely wrong. It's silly on the surface but works well as a clever double entendre ("I mount and do it for ya"). There’s four lines in this song that I could see somebody writing off as “bad lyrics.” The list includes:

“That’s that me espresso” (A little clunky, but does what it needs to do in order to set up a good metaphor for being the thing someone is addicted to)

“Move it up, down, left, right, oh / Switch it up like Nintendo” (Sounds like a joke bar your friend would spit in the car while making a joke about bad rappers who think they’re geniuses)

“My honeybee, come and get this pollen” (This wouldn’t sound out of place if it was said at the end of a James Bond film)

“I know I Mountain Dew it for ya” (This has definitely been said by a man who thinks he’s a sex god but only lasts the amount of time it takes to microwave a Hot Pocket)

The reason I put all of these lines in an organized list is to show one other thing this song does right: This is a silly song and it basks in the fact that it’s a silly and fun little song.

There’s a quick moment at 2:16, where Sabrina just says the word “stupid” before the song launches into the chorus again. I imagine that’s at the expense of the guy in the song, but I also treat it as her wink-and-nod to me that she’s aware this whole song is just silly, innocent fun and that I too should treat it as such. It doesn’t take anything away from the song, not one bit. If anything, it keeps it light and enhances everything it does right. If Taylor had said “I know I Mountain Dew it for ya” at ANY point during TTPD’s runtime, the masses would’ve erupted with laughter, scorn, and enough posts that you’d never hear the end of it. It works for Sabrina because a lot of her music is more upbeat than Taylor’s recent stuff has been and silly lines like that are quickly becoming her bread and butter. One of the biggest charms about her biggest hit from last year (“Nonsense”) is that it ends with literal nonsense bars that have nothing to do with the rest of the song: “This song catchier than chickenpox is / I bet your house is where my other sock is / Woke up this morning, thought I’d write a pop hit, ha-ha / How quickly can you take your clothes off? Pop quiz.” She’s taken that joke further by making up different stupid and silly outros every night she performs it just to get a laugh out of the audience. My personal favorite one: "This crowd is giving me all the endorphins / I wish someone would rearrange my organs / Philly is the city I was born in". 

The last thing we need to talk about is the absolutely gorgeous and wonderful music video she made for this. It’s a rare Dave Meyers W in this day and age, as he’s responsible for two of the absolute worst videos I’ve seen this decade: Ed Sheeran's "Bad Habits" and the Megan Thee Stallion and Dua Lipa collab "Sweetest Pie." That said, when he’s good, he’s GOOD and it makes you forget every bad video he’s ever made (which is more than just the two I mentioned...)

The cinematography is gorgeous, the choreography is great, Sabrina looks utterly stunning and living her summer beach movie fantasies. Those shots of her doing sixties dances on a surfboard are fantastic and look like they’re straight out of a beach movie from that decade. The whole video has a sixties beach movie look to it, from Sabrina’s outfits all the way to the overall look and glow of the setting. Everything you imagine about a perfect summer is captured beautifully in this video. It’s a fun video that reflects the song in all the best ways. If pop music is escapism and is something designed to take you to another world for a short time, this song and video do just that. We’re all better for it.

Pop songs can be totally serious works of art, but “Espresso” proves they don’t always have to be. Sometimes a song can just be light and fun. “Espresso” knows what it is and it’s excited to be that for you. If you want to start buying stock in songs that might get the illustrious and coveted “Song of the Summer” status, I’m telling you to invest and put all of your money in this song right now because we’re going to the moon and beyond with it. The video for the song ends with Sabrina getting arrested for stealing a guy’s credit card and throwing him overboard at the beginning, with the final shot being the cop car she’s in having a speaker on top playing a little snippet of what will supposedly be Sabrina’s next song. Whatever she ends up doing next, I’m here for it. “Espresso” made me a fan and I’m excited to see whatever else she’s got because this song is everything I love about pop music packed neatly into three and a half minutes. This image from Twitter (Formerly Twitter) user @___bodacious sums up my feelings on Miss. Carpenter really well:

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Seeing MCU stans actually call Purple Hulk!Happy Hogan destroying a shit ton of Stark suits, causing oil to fly everywhere 'r rated' somehow is actually funny, cause they are never stopping being that Spongebob and Patrick screaming on a kids roller coaster meme.

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Random hcs about random tma characters that just vibe right with me:

- Sasha was either very into musical theater or she was in musical theater - Tim’s parents are average height but somehow he ended up getting all those them inches, conclusion: Danny short, Tim tall - Martin isn’t scared of any type of animal, he’s a straight up disney princess, he’ll hug a bear, he’ll cuddle a snake, he’ll pet a wolf, he doesn’t give a shit - I am a firm believer in switch Tim just as much as I am a firm believer that Sasha pegs - the only time Martin is deliberately intimidating is whenever he’s at a bar with friends and they happen to be women; am I saying he’s broken a guy’s hand for touching Sasha’s butt? Now that’s a secret I’ll never tell~ - before the buried Daisy had a mullet, no I don’t take criticism - Jon has never been on a roller coaster - (idk why this exists in my head but I can’t get it out) without either of them knowing it, Basira and Martin went to the same secondary school - Georgie and Jon used to dye the tips of their hair rainbow at pride month when they were dating, and it was always a pain to bleach Jon’s hair - the only thing Martin can play on any instrument is that spongebob song in the ukelele (idk what it’s called but I know it hbjcngjndjgjn) - Jon does the hair towel thing whenever he’s ~feeling himself~ - Melanie would never admit it ‘cause it would ruin her whole aesthetic and reputation but she does like dresses and skirts and flowery things but she’d be damned if anyone ever found out about it (she got damned when she willingly told Georgie about it, she wasn’t even drunk ffs) - Martin and Sasha  and you decide which is which my dude - I can’t tell you the logic behind my thought processes but if Agnes were alive rn she’d be a meme lord and if Gertrude were also alive and they were both dating she’d die of exasperation everyday ‘cause ‘wtf is a meme, Agnes dear’ - Gertrude was totally that grandma that would swear like a sailor but the second Gerry would even mutter one he’d get the longest of lectures, every single time - on that note, it was Tim that made Jon swear first time on the job back in the research days and their coworkers still can’t believe it happened - Sasha sucks ass when it comes to sewing and all that shit, she just pokes her fingers and cusses and gives up on it; Martin on the contrary had to learn how to do it from a young age and he’s used to tinkering his clothes to fit him better, so you can already guess what type of situation got them to become friends - Basira is fluent in french - Daisy usually finds the french language a bit annoying to her ears - Basira and Daisy’s first days as partners were filled with french and at least one black eye - speaking of their crime days, there was this one time that Basira’s hijab was falling off so Daisy’s first course of action was to get into a safe corner for a time out and shove Basira’s head under her shirt for coverage - Basira has had 2 sexual awakenings in her life - Rosie matches her shoes with her earrings everyday but no one knows that since her feet don’t show behind her desk - Martin has a huge ass back tattoo that he got in sixth form and it absolutely makes Jon shit himself ‘cause it has the shape of a giant tarantula (half of it is flowers though, it’s very pretty in my head lmao) - Martin used to hang out with the old witch ladies in his neighborhood; they called him their ‘baby witch’ and taught him tarot readings and crystals and all that - no one knows what do to with this information

(part 2) 

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SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom - Rehydrated Review

Game SpongeBob Square Pants : Battle for Bikini Bottom-Rehydrated mengidentifikasi kembalinya salah satunya ciri-ciri berlisensi terpopuler untuk berperan serta dalam pertarungan di basis 3D. Sayangnya, sebenarnya, pengerjaan lagi yang mengagumkan ini berasa seperti remaster serta jarang-jarang melakukan perbaikan permasalahan yang mengubah penjelajahan aslinya. Pembaharuan grafis diperlengkapi dengan beberapa perbaikan imajinasi, tapi beberapa titik jelas ialah yang wajar, simpel serta bisa dikoleksi dari Battle for Bikini Bottom dengan standard yang Anda harap dari satu basis game yang dikeluarkan di tahun 2020. Remake seperti Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy serta Spyro Reignited's Trilogy memperlihatkan bagaimana kebangkitan semacam ini harus dilaksanakan.

Penjelasan Mengenai Battle for Bikini Bottom

Dalam penjelasan mengenai Battle for Bikini Bottom pertama pada Oktober 2003, pengulas Mary Jane Irwin menjelaskan, "Battle for Bikini Bottom betul-betul cemerlang dalam cinta untuk franchise SpongeBob. Memainkannya kembali lagi nyaris 17 tahun setelah itu. Saat saya berasa benar-benar tepat, serta rindukan sisi paling gelap dari kampanye terhidrasi 10 jam, penjelajahan ini betul-betul dimodernisasi buat kita pemula serta kita Saya mempunyai peluang yang sama.

Ditambah lagi, Rehydrated kerja dengan PlayStation 4 Pro, lagu-lagu riang, soundtrack yang baru terpasangkan, serta makna sebetulnya dari lari, melonjak, serta tiup saat SpongeBob tepat serta responsive. Tetapi, sejumlah besar adalah penjelajahan mekanis, serta sesaat lisensi SpongeBob Squarepants bisa dipakai cuma sekian tahun sesudah kiprahnya, itu batasi ruangan cakupan, design, serta konsentrasi keseluruhnya sekian tahun setelah itu. Seperti Xbox asli. Semakin jelek lagi, ini memberikan tambahan kerangka sebab sudah seutuhnya ditaklukkan oleh game basis 3D yang mengagumkan seputar 20 tahun.

F Dipakai Untuk Menghilangkan Daya Ingat

Saya sudah mainkan beberapa versus nostalgia baru di basis IGN. Kecelakaan itu diperbaharui saat trilogi N. Sane mengupdatenya, tapi Spyros Reignited Trilogy memutuskan dasar baru untuk apakah yang saya pikirkan dapat saya kerjakan secara pengerjaan lagi ini. Tapi saat Rehydrated bermain dengan bahan sumber yang sudah di cintai jauh melebihi masa asli permainan, itu ada dalam tempat yang aneh. Sejumlah besar pembayaran untuk serial Humor Kaya masih, sebab rujukan untuk gurauan serta episode masih untuk beberapa anak serta khususnya dilandaskan pada musim awal seri. Cuma untuk beberapa nama, saya tawarkan suatu hal yang baru untuk pemain reguler seperti saya, terkecuali untuk beberapa mengatakan meme SpongeBob.

Telah sekian tahun semenjak saya lihat SpongeBob, tapi keceriaan kembali pada bikini semasa berjam-jam kadang membahagiakan. Tapi serta bila itu ialah remake, permasalahan di masa PS2 nampaknya jadi remaster yang menyedihkan dalam segalanya. Versus baru harus lakukan semua yang kemungkinan untuk memodernisasi serta tingkatkan faktor yang belum berusia tapi yang kurang direhidrasi. Masuk dalam bangunan kecil seperti rumah satu kamar tidur di Patrick atau Squidward (Anda tidak langsung dapat kesini di PlayStation 5!) Memerlukan beberapa menit per pintu masuk dalam ruang baru. Tiga ciri-ciri yang bisa dimainkan SpongeBob, Sandy, serta Patrick mempunyai satu atau dua hubungan yang sama yang berlangsung sesudah mendapatkan koleksi, memperoleh kemampuan, atau berjumpa lawan. Seringkali pertama cukup membahagiakan untuk dengar ketidaktetapan Patrick mengenai kenakan pakaian dalam SpongeBob, tapi di hari ke 10 itu ialah panggangan. Serta saya ingin stop 30 hari.

Battle for Bikini Bottom masih sentuh kericuhan konyol beberapa tempat manis dimana episode SpongeBob bisa terhalang, tapi sebab cerita tiap tingkat, untuk "episode" SpongeBob yang persisten (atau serta untuk film). Itu tidak kerja. kasino... Wanita. Nyonya Puff serta Barnacle menggambarkan beberapa permukaan yang memangkas kepala SpongeBob, serta SpongeBob menerjemahkan paragraf Gary sang Siput untuk menarik. Tapi serta bila Anda belum lihat atraksi sepanjang tahun, itu betul-betul buta bila salah satunya aktor suara asli tidak menjelaskan ciri-ciri ikonik Anda. Beberapa pembicaraan baru sudah direkam.

Ini Adalah Game yang Benar-benar Simple

Mainkan Bikini Bottom Fight: Pada 2020 Hydration ialah perjalanan permainan roller coaster yang aneh pada basis cinta serta tidak suka. Keseluruhannya, ini ialah permainan basis yang benar-benar simpel dengan bagian-bagian yang benar-benar susah. Menyongsong rintangan pada tingkat mimpi SpongeBob seringkali membahagiakan, tapi meninggalkan tersisa penjelajahan serta menjadi tingkat akhir yang simpel.

Seperti dengan aslinya, kita seringkali berubah antara SpongeBob, Sandy, serta Patrick untuk mengakhiri teka-teki dengan ciri-ciri spesial, tapi perkelahian di fundamen bikini jarang-jarang dipakai secara menarik. Kenapa saya harus ke tempat spesifik serta mengubah surat bukannya cepat berganti kunci? Itu cuma meningkatkan beberapa hal yang repot, itu ialah contoh simpel dari suatu hal yang bisa dilaksanakan dengan pengerjaan lagi yang betul.

Untuk kolektor basis yang obsesif, Battle for Bikini Bottom sudah membuat proses tangkap spatula emas serta kaus kaki Patrick menarik, bila tidak melawan. Sesudah bisa menerangkan secara jelas dari muka tiap tingkat, jumlah tiap item, serta langkah terhubung tiap koleksi, saya kadang suka mendapatkan suatu hal dengan kecerdikan saya. Objek mengkilap saat ini tidak terbatas. Karenanya, bila Anda masih memerlukan beberapa ribu orang untuk mengenali Tn. Crab, Anda bisa menggiling sinar tanpa ada akhir tanpa ada resiko bila Anda terus mati serta ada kembali lagi dalam tempat yang nyaman.

Kesimpulan

SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom-Rehydrated mengakui jika lakukan 1/2 dari aksi tidak logis bila Anda mengulang apakah yang Anda senang. Bila Anda lihat lagi game basis legendaris, SpongeBob, Anda melakukan secara baik. Bukannya menangani permasalahan Battle for Bikini Bottom yang sebetulnya, yang bisa sesuai secara baik tanpa ada mempertaruhkan semangat aslinya, narasi masih utuh dengan mempertaruhkan permainan yang lebih bagus, serta permasalahannya bertambah lebih sesuai kenyataan bersamaan pertambahan umur. Serta mengintensifkan kompetisi. Nyaris 20 tahun selanjutnya, masih ada sinar keinginan yang indah. Serta, terutamanya, ada sentuhan baru, di samping yang paling baik, atau platformer serta remaster pembasmi yang cukup bagus di sini. generasi.

[krustywhore]

Could you possibly write some more Skip and Les shenanigans (yes I did just say shenanigans) like during high school, sports and summer stuff? Because yeah?

ok this made both @wetcoffeejpg so happy that other people are interested in skip and les’ friendship ahh

so i hinted at this in my last set of headcanons but i feel like les would be a band kid

tbh he seems like the clarinet type

maybe i’m just projecting because i’m a band kid but like,,i don’t care

he totally just wanted to do it because he watched too much spongebob as a kid and was inspired by squidward

also i know someone like this in my band,,he literally got himself quoted saying that squidward was the reason he plays the clarinet and put it in our school’s yearbook smh

he’s a huge nerd about it but like,,of fuckin course skip goes to every single one of his performances and competitions because she will not! stop! supporting! her! best! friend!

skip, on the other hand, isn’t very athletically inclined

she does drama tech because she can’t really handle the stage fright of actually performing but she likes being up in the box yelling at people with her cool little microphone headset

plus, les does pit orchestra for the school musical so they get to hang out more

but anyway, skip gets to be the stage manager her senior year and it’s so fuckin stressful for her

so les has decided it’s his job to play meme songs between every run through to make her laugh

if there’s anything he knows will always make her smile, it’s quietly playing ‘we are number one’ from lazytown and progressively getting louder until people start to notice

so skip makes it through tech week on nothing but memes and of course, les goes to every single performance and sends her a shit load of flowers all different names of her favorite fictional characters because,,true friendship

but during school they almost never see each other

they take really different classes so they hardly see each other throughout the day, which means they have to make the most out of lunch

they usually sneak up onto the roof of the science building and eat up there

technically students aren’t allowed to be up there without a teacher’s supervision, but they’re friends with the janitor so he lets them up

they like to watch everyone else below them and throw food at the people walking around then duck back so they don’t get caught

it’s the most chaotic form of entertainment they’re able to get away with at school, so they make it work

but outside of school,,,oh man

as soon as school is out for the summer, those kids are absolutely insane

they hardly spend a single day apart and most nights no one even knows where they are

they’ll borrow davey’s car and drive upstate and just,,camp out in the middle of nowhere for a few days

obviously the only reason why les’ family doesn’t completely flip their shit is because jack always uses it as an excuse to get davey out of the house, so they usually tag along

yet, their tent is pitched far out of earshot from skip and les’ after what could only be described as,,,exactly what you never want to hear your older brother doing when he’s alone with his boyfriend

but they both live for summer vacations

they take road trips with their friends, they visit the older guys at their jobs, they spend at least every other weekend at coney island, and have the absolute time of their lives

of yeah and that thing i mentioned in the last headcanon set about les being absolutely terrified about scary movies/video games? that literally only applies to things that arent real

aka, the roles get reversed at the carnival

les absolutely loves heights

skip, not so much

les is practically begging skip to go on all the ferris wheels and roller coasters with him, but she’s perfectly content just battling it out at bumper cars instead

but, she does give in eventually and they go on the ferris wheel after about three trips 

by the time they get to the top, skip is squeezing les’ hands so tight he’s afraid she might break them, but he’s willing to deal with it if it helps

skip, however, thinks she might pass out and literally fall to her death, but les is smiling so much and she figures it’s worth it

tbh they just love being able to spend so much time together over the summer it’s the sweetest thing

but not as sweet as all of the disgustingly sugary fair food they literally won’t stop eating

it’s their mission to try every single thing at the coney island fair throughout the whole summer

spoiler alert: it only takes them about a month, with their gigantic appetites and nonexistent self-control

[voltronbutheadcanons]

Read through the blog and I'm mcloving it 👌👌 could I get some domestic headcanons for Pidge pls???? (I loved the ones for Lance and Keith)

Lol Mod Awkward is the Domestic HC queen, but it seems like someone bouta overthrow that position >__>  ~Mod Saffron

You call her Tinker Bell for a reason; she stays home for the duration of the day and just builds. She will make new inventions all around the house and modify your utilities. At first you were complaining because you didn’t know how to use them, but on second thought, an automatic bubble bath doesn’t seem all that bad.

You cook for her. Don’t let her in the kitchen. She nearly blew up the house with her “modification” on the heat thermometer for the oven. 

And she’s cool with that. Pidge loves your homemade meals, mostly your cookies (haha) and your soups. 

When she feels sick, you are the best caretaker in the world. She is so easy to take care of? But careful, don’t say that out loud (Pidge: what, is it because I’m small?!)

Because her lion and main element is earth, you two often go on late night walks through the woods and climb hills to pull out her telescope and name the stars. Sounds cliche, but that’s only because couples barely know the names. Pidge will point out nearly every constellation out there, and even make up her own.

Speaking of baths mentioned above, Pidge will join you for non-sexual baths. When either of you are feeling sad, the other partner’s go-to will be to the bath. You just sit quietly and lather each other’s hair in funny ways and massage shoulders. 

Kiss her nose. Since her revelation of being a girl, Pidge has been kind of self-conscious about her appearance, even though Team Voltron accepted her as she was (it’s all Lance’s fault). Tell her she’s cute. She’ll pout, but you know she loves it.

Pidge LOVES Disney movies, esp the sci-fi ones. Her favorites are Treasure Planet, Wall-E, and Big Hero 6. It brings her nerd level 200+. Also, popcorn and soda are a must. And them peanut butter cookies/sandwiches.

Just because she loves tech, doesn’t mean she will refuse gardening. To relieve her stress and anxiety, you two will plant flowers and herbs. Yup, you’re gonna be great grandmas.

No matter how much she begs, you will never let her be the big spoon. Poor child is too small. But she does enjoy being spooned. It gives her a sense of comfort and safety. 

If you’re a girl, she will lay on your boobs and fluff them like personal pillow orbs at night. She barely has her own so she feeds off on others’. They’re also warm and are kinda like headphones??

She loves feeling a thrill of some sort so your dates often involve theme parks, water parks, attractions, roller coasters, fairs and so on. She cheats on most games and you help her while praying for your sins.

You always pinch her cheeks. When she says something cute, pinch. When she says something sciency, pinch pinch. When she yells at you to stop, PINCH.

You have pet names for each other but they are weird and based mostly off of memes. Some include spongebob, tarnation, H2O, or nerd her.

[legendofgrump]

Tag Meme

HOW IT WORKS: I answer eleven questions, tag eleven people, and make my own eleven questions to answer.

TAGGED BY: @i-am-avacado

1. Would you blow up Detroit for a cake? No thanks. Cake isn’t even like my favorite dessert thing, so I’m good.

2. What’s your favorite episode of Spongebob? Bubble Buddy or the one with the Sea Bear I think

3. If you could make any species of animal (not humans) bend to your will, what species would it be? Red pandas!!! I just wanna cuddle them tbh ;--;

4. Do you think twenty one pilots is too many? For one plane? Absolutely? For twenty one planes? Nah.

5. Favorite insult? I think my go-to is usually dickbasket?

6. If you could pick a single school year to relive over and over for the rest of your life, what school year would you pick? Ugh, none of them at this point. I guess this one since it’s the happiest I’ve ever been, but honestly I really don’t want any of them.

7. Are you a roller coaster person or a water slide person? Roller coaster 100%

8. You get to claim the rights to and redirect a movie that you thought was horrible. What movie is it and what would you change? I don’t know if I’ve ever honestly thought a movie was terrible? I don’t particularly care for the Fast and Furious movies, so I think I would just take those movies and put more really fluffy puppers in them.

9. Big dogs or small dogs? Speaking of dogs omg. This is really hard!! My two favorite breads are the teacup pomeranian and the russian bear dog!!! Literally the two opposite ends of the spectrum!!! Fuck!!!

10. Have you ever heard of the Andy Griffith Show? Do you like it? I literally heard one of the kids in one of my classes whistling the theme today and honestly I hated that show so much because I never found it funny and it’s just rly uninteresting to me.

11. Have you ever dabbed in public? At this point, probably, but I couldn’t tell you when/where/why.

[sonja-the-red]

Anyone else feel like they're riding a hella crazy roller coaster of maturity that never seems to correspond with their actual age?

Example: I'm a Supervisor for my company. I manage other people! I attend meetings, implement policies and procedures, and talk to people with Chief or Vice in their titles regularly. They know and ask for me by name!

Then I go home and watch Cartoon Network on my mom's couch with my Spongebob blanket, ignorong the garbage and dirty dishes. I take naps instead of doing my laundry and my room looks like a tornado hit.

But I also pay my bills and look up cross stitch patterns while simultaneously sending memes to my best friend in lieu of genuine conversation because I can't convey actual emotions unless it's hunger or boredom.

Im 27, almost 28. Shit is wild.

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[sugarlinnie]

𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐨 𝐊𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐌𝐞

1. What is your full name?

Lai Kuanlin!

2. Do you have any nicknames that aren’t derived from your actual name?

Mommy calls me angel! And sometimes monkey!

2. Do you have any allergies?

Strawberries. :( But guess who still eats them! yummy.

4. What is the longest your hair has ever been?

It was down to below my butt once!

5. How well can you write in cursive?

:/ Gross.

6. Name one item on your bucket list.

Uhm! I really wanna go to France.

7. Have you ever been on a blind date?

I’m not blind? How could I have gone on a blind date? haha

8. What is the oldest piece of clothing you still wear and how old is it?

Uhm, five years? Maybe? It was one of the first things my mommy bought me and it’s white and really pretty!

9. How often do you eat out at a fancy restaurant?

Uhm… maybe four or five times a month? Mommy has lots and lots of clients.

10. How grammatically correct are you when you text?

lol not @ all c;

11. Can you drive stick?

...C-Can i what?

12. What foreign country would you most like to visit and why?

France! Oh, it’s so so beautiful! Mommy went once and told me all about the lovely people and the nature and the SIGHTS! She said I would love it, that there’s this quaint little cafe with the bet cupcakes. . . I want to go so so badly..

13. Nutella or peanut butter?

Nutella! Yummy!

14. At what age did you have your first kiss?

Uhm…. fifteen?

15. DC or Marvel?

Icky.

16. Have you ever hosted a wild party?

My mommy hosts some! But they’re not interesting.

17. Name/author of the last book you read cover to cover. Do you recommend it?

I read one of the Harry Potter books I think, but I don’t remember the author! I don’t really read unless it’s for class :(

18. How many of your Facebook friends do you actually hang with?

Facebook is for old people

19. Have you ever donated blood?

Yes! And it hurt really bad :( But they gave me a cookie and some juice after and the mommy convinced them to give me an extra one. And then gave me hers :)

20. From 1-10, how much do you like decorating for holidays?

13!!!!!!!

21. Coffee or tea?

Tea!

22. What is your go-to Starbucks drink?

I like the pink drink but mommy says its too sugary :(

23. Last show you binge watched?

Spongebob! I watch it a lot but not when mommy is home. She gets annoyed and good girls don’t annoy their mommies.

24. Dogs or cats?

KITTIES!

25. Favorite animated Disney character?

I like Flounder!

26. Have you ever cooked a big family meal by yourself?

My family is me and mommy so yes! I’d say so! I’m not very good at cooking though..

27. Favorite winter activity?

I like building snowmen! We do it on the building’s roof because there’s not much free land outside where we live. :(

28. Have you ever butt dialed anyone?

Have I ever what?

29. Can you blow a bubble gum bubble?

Yes! Once I blew one so big it popped and landed on mommy! She didn’t think it was very funny...

30. How early in the year do you start celebrating Christmas?

September is when I start hunting for gifts and I make mommy decorate with me right after Halloween!

31. What emoji best describes your life right now?

The heart eyes!!

32. Are you fluent in more than one language?

Yes!

33. What is the longest you’ve ever kept a New Year’s resolution?

Uh…. i’m not sure!

34. Have you ever successfully been on a diet? Did you gain any of the weight back?

Mommy says I’m perfect. And that diets are only to help people feel better about themselves. So I don’t diet.

35. Are any of your grandparents still alive?

Yes, my grandma!

36. How good are you at communicating through facial expressions?

Apparently, I’m very expressive.. Mommy calls it funny. :(

37. Have you ever gotten a commercial jingle stuck in your head?

The Geico commercials :( But mommy gets mad when i sing them all day..

38. Have you ever left a movie theater before the movie was over?

no

39. Do you consider rapping singing?

no

40. Does your home have a fireplace?

Yes! A really big and really pretty marble one!

41. Favorite non-chocolate candy?

SKITTLES!

42. If you could have only one superpower, what would you want and why?

I want to talk to animals

A lot

especially kitties

43. Have you ever locked your keys in your car?

i don’t drive !

44. Do you listen to any religious music?

no ew

45. Do you drink soda? If so, which one is your favorite?

i like dr pepper! sometimes!

46. What was your ACT score?

34!

47. Rice or quinoa?

I like rice better :(

48. From 1-10, how good of a driver do you consider yourself?

-2 i suck :(

49. Do you like horror movies?

YES I LOVE HORROR MOVIES MOMMY CALLS ME HER LITTLE SPOOK

50. How easily do you cry?

:/ very easily :/

51. Do you have any tattoos? If so, of what and where?

I have a cute little ghost tattooed on my forearm! He’s got little fangs and a cute little smile!

52. You are hanging with your closest friends. What are you most likely doing?

mhm … by closest that means bella and yukyung so probably shopping!!

53. Can you handle spicy foods? What is your spice limit?

gross no :(

54. Can you play any musical instruments? If so, which ones?

i can play the piano really well! i’ve been learning since i was little and mommy even got me a tutor for a while so i could learn to play the longer songs! i play for a little every day and when i’m sad or nervous, i write my own little melodies!

55. Are you more introverted or extroverted?

mommy thinks i’m an ambivert and i agree!! I think i’m a little of both!

56. Last CD you bought?

the red summer!

57. Do you like roller coasters?

no!!!!

58. What day of the week is laundry day for you?

mommy has the staff do our laundry.. so it varies!

59. Have you ever played spin the bottle?

noope

60. How long have you known your best friend?

eight years! I love my bella :((

61. Can you eat using chopsticks?

yes yes! mommy giggles because i don’t really do it right, but i always get more on my sticks than she does so i’m the real winner here :)

62. Do you have any stickers on your laptop computer? If so, what are they of?

yes !! i have tons! little kitties and i have a few rainbows and uhm, i think a unicorn maybe? there’s also lots n lots n lots of pink!

63. How often do you say y'all?

huh?

64. Favorite flavor of ice cream?

Chocolate! but strawberry is a close second!

65. How long was your longest relationship? Are you still with that person?

i’ve been with mommy since i was fifteen. so four years so far!

66. Star Trek or Star Wars?

neither

67. How good are you at math?

>:(

68. Have you ever acted in a play or a musical?

noooo

69. How often do you read/pay attention to your horoscope?

eh.

70. What is the shortest your hair has ever been?

my shoulders! but it was really ugly :(

71. Have you ever broken any bones?

my nose! and i broke my wrist a few months ago because i tried to be a big girl when mommy wasnt home and it didn’t go well :(

72. Do you like to go fishing?

no yucky why would you take fishies out of their ponds

73. Do you believe in evolution?

mommy calls me a monkey and says i definitely used to be one but i don’t think that’s evolution

74. Favorite costume you wore for Halloween? How old were you?

ooo!!! i love this question! last year for halloween, we went to a party for mommy’s work and i got to play princess all night!! she got me a pretty swooshy pink dress and the prettiest pink heels and she even hired someone to do my makeup and my hair for me!! everyone thought i was the best princess they’d ever ever EVER seen!

75. Real or fake Christmas trees?

real why would you ruin Christmas with a fake tree :(

76. How many pillows do you sleep with?

eight! but i usually end up laying on mommy’s chest so …… :)

77. Do you live in an apartment or a house?

it’s a loft! it’s really expensive so we each sort of have our own floors? if that makes any sense? it’s on the business side of town, so i don’t have many friends or anything, but the loft is split into the lobby ( you have to have a passcode to get in and everything! ) fourteen different subfloors, the penthouse, and then the roof! but if you get on the elevator, a teeny little hallway leads to the different loft on each floor so for instance, if you step off on the wrong floor, you’re not walking directly into someone else’s living room!

78. How many of your friends are of the opposite gender?

It’s too hard to count all of my friends!! :(

79. Have you ever had a near-death experience?

no!

80. How long have you been at your current job?

since i was seventeen!

81. What kind of car do you drive (year, brand, model, color)?

i have a cute little mercedes that mommy bought for me but….. Again…. I suck at driving

82. How flexible are you?

i can do the splits going straight down AND to the sides, and i can put my feet behind my head!

83. Have you ever ended a romantic relationship?

no.

84. Phrase you say the most?

‘ cute! ‘

85. Have you ever kissed anyone of the same gender? If so, did you like it?

i kiss mommy all the time!

86. Do you own any homemade clothing?

i make a lot of my clothes! heejin and i learned how to sew from our aunt and i really liked doing it so i make lots of sweaters and things!

87. Do you like fast food?

yes yummy!

88. Have you ever given anyone CPR?

nooo

89. Have you ever learned to do anything from a how-to video on YouTube?

i learned how braid my hair!

90. Describe your sense of humor.

i dunno i just really like those funny little vines

OH AND KITTY MEMES!!

92. Favorite cereal?

chocolate lucky charms!

93. Have you ever auditioned for a reality competition show?

no

94. Have you ever gotten a TV theme song stuck in your head?

no

95. Do you believe in ghosts?

YES

96. Do you think there is life on other planets?

YES YES MOMMY THINKS ITS DUMB BUT I MAKE HER WATCH DOCUMENTARIES AND THINGIES WITH ME !!!

97. Have you ever given money to a street performer?

yes! everytime i see someone i give them whatever i happen to have in my purse!

98. Your deepest fear?

being alone

99. Pancakes or waffles?

waffles! mommy makes the yummiest waffles and she covers them in strawberry sauce and chocolate chips for me!! if i was a good girl the night before, i even get whipped cream!!

100. Are you still friends with anyone from high school?

yes i’m still friends with tons of my high school friends!

101. From 1-10, how good of a dancer do you consider yourself?

7!

102. How much of a patient person are you?

:/

103. Do you know your IQ?

nooo

104. Do you eat meat at all?

if i could be a vegetarian i would but i like baked chicken and tacos too much :(

105. Do you own any clothes from a garage sale or a thrift store?

yes ! i own tons of clothes from both!

106. Have you ever bought anything from a flea market?

yes mommy and i love visiting flea markets! It’s where we found a lot of our lazy day outfits!

107. Have you ever quit a job?

noo

108. Have you ever gotten a song you dislike stuck in your head?

yes :(

109. Any movie(s) you can watch over and over and over again and enjoy just as much each time?

ALL OF THE DISNEY PRINCESS MOVIES

110. Do you or have you ever worn glasses?

yes i have to wear them sometimes :(

111. Have you ever skinny dipped?

once or twice with mommy!

112. Are your birth parents still together?

yes! :)

113. Have you ever been in the audience for the taping of a TV show?

no

114. Favorite type of cookie?

CHOCOLATE CHIP

115. Have you ever been broken up with?

uh yeah. i guess..

116. How often do you smile when getting your picture taken?

i smile in them pretty often actually!

117. Have you ever accidentally dialed 911?

yes :(

118. Oldest memory?

baking cookies with eomma for my appa back in taiwan!

119. Have you ever been the victim of a nasty prank?

i’d rather not talk about it.

120. How often do you snort when you laugh?

never!

121. From 1-10, how good of a singer do you consider yourself?

-4 but guess who sings anyways!

122. Favorite Disney song?

scales and arpeggios and i see the light!

123. Where do you see yourself 10 years from now?

i really want to be a professional photographer..

124. What is your Myers-Briggs personality type?

enfp-t!

125. Have you ever had a fortune cookie fortune come true?

no

126. Name one thing you wish people would stop posting on social media.

weird challenges :/

127. Last musical artist you saw live?

red velvet! mommy took me!!

128. Credit cards or cash?

cash

129. Favorite fandom?

uh ...

130. What is your astrological sign?

I dunno!

131. Have you ever been fired from a job?

no

132. Any hidden talents?

I can actually dance really well!

133. Can you surf?

no

134. What motivates you to do well in life?

making my mommy proud of me.

135. Your worst physical feature?

my mouth i think :( it’s really red and annoying sigh

136. From 1-10, how much are you like your father?

2

137. How lucky do you consider yourself?

very!

138. Name a moment in your life when you were pleasantly surprised.

the day i met my mommy.

139. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty?

hm?

140. What type of shoes do you wear the most?

my boots! they’re black but they have a cute lil fabric bit of flowers sewn to the inside!!

141. Favorite summer activity?

swimming!

142. Favorite song to sing in the shower?

uhm…. likey!

143. Have you ever lived with a roommate you did not get along with?

no!

144. Have you ever lived on a farm?

no haha

145. Have you ever kept a diary or a journal?

yes! I write in it every day!

146. TV show or movie you quote/reference the most?

none???

147. How often do you get mad at yourself?

Lots :(

148. Have you ever gotten any stitches?

yes on my belly when i was thirteen!! there’s a lil white line :((

149. Have you ever been hunting?

no! that’s nasty!

150. Favorite YouTube channel?

I don’t watch much youtube.

151. Have you ever had a pet besides a dog or a cat?

i had a bunny! i named him carrot :(

152. From 1-10, how well do you work with others?

10!

153. Are you friends with any of your exes?

all of them!

154. Apple or PC?

Apple!

155. Do you collect anything?

i collect funky little jewelry pieces!

156. Have you ever seen any Broadway plays or musicals?

no :( i’d like to though!

157. Any missed opportunities you wish you had taken?

no

158. Have you ever uttered a spoken hashtag?

no?

159. Do you have a pool at your house?

Yes! It’s on the ground though. and it’s not mine haha

160. What is the longest you’ve gone without sleep?

twenty - seven hours!

161. Last thing that made you laugh?

i saw a video of a cat using a human toilet!!

162. Disney or Nickelodeon?

disney

163. Name one celebrity you wish was still alive.

uh

164. From 1-10, how much are you like your mother?

9

165. Your best physical feature?

my eyes! and mommy says i have cute thighs!

166. Earbud or earmuff headphones?

earmuff headphones!!

167. Have you ever wished you were born the opposite gender?

no

168. Do you have any piercings anywhere besides your ear lobes?

yes i got my nipples done a month or so ago!

169. How often do you wash your hair?

every two days but i shower every day!

170. Showers or baths?

baths !

171. Have you ever been a bridesmaid or a groomsman?

yes, for sohee!

172. Bottled or tap water?

bottled !

173. What was your favorite TV show when you were a kid?

I dont remember :(

174. Any guilty pleasures you’re willing to discuss?

does.. Does chocolate count

175. Favorite video game?

animal crossing!!!

176. Have you ever gotten a New Year’s kiss exactly at midnight?

yes each year from my mommy.

177. How many of the United States have you visited?

I havent! but i’d really love to visit Los Angeles, New York, Chicago and Canada!

178. Have you ever given money to a homeless person?

always.

179. Have you ever gotten a surgery?

no

180. Your least favorite food?

fish :(

181. From 1-10, how competitive are you?

5

182. Do you like wearing hats?

no not really

183. How much of a jealous person are you?

:/ i get jealous so easily..

184. What was your SAT score?

669

185. Have you ever voted for a reality competition show?

i vote for p101 all the time but it’s not really reality i don’t think

186. Does anyone in your family currently serve in your country’s military?

no

187. Snowboarding or skiing?

neither

190. Have you ever dyed your hair?

yes!

191. From 1-10, how good of a cook do you consider yourself?

-2

192. You have just opened up a web browser. What is the first site you visit

my work blog!

193. How many things can you do with your weaker hand?

i can legibly write my name!

194. Were you involved in any academic clubs in high school?

nope

195. Have you ever played hooky from school?

sometimes

196. Are you comfortable with watching rated R movies?

yes

197. Do you root for any sports teams?

no :/

198. First thing you do when you wake up in the morning?

cuddle my mommy

199. If you could take home any one animal from the zoo, which one would you choose?

panther! grr!

200. Tell something about yourself most people don’t know.

I’m actually really, really scared of people rejecting me.

[oceanicdaniel]

I’m answering these because I’m bored and in study hall where I have no homework, questions from skylerwritestoomuchphansmut

1: How tall or short do you wish you were? 5′3″ 2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not)  another dog 3: Do you have a favorite clothing style? the most depressing look i can achieve with really tight jeans 4: What was your favorite video game growing up? tekken 2 and frogger on the playstation 1, frogger on the atari, and mortal kombat on the nintendo 5: What three things/people do you think of most each day: sleeping, eating, and why i couldn’t be older so i could’ve graduated already 6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say? warning: says too many swear words, extremely awkward and polite. approach at your own risk 7: What is your opinion on [insert thing here]? i love science sm it’s my fav subject tbh  8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic] i don’t know, i’m too lazy to google these 9: Are you ticklish? extremely, sadly 10: Are you allergic to anything? no, but i have hayfever (so fun) 11: What’s your sexuality? the most extreme rainbow out there (i’m pansexual but i make gay jokes too often) 12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa? Hot Chocolate (cocoa and hot chocolate are different things you can fight me on this) 13: Are you a cat or dog person? dog 100% but i like both, i’m just saying if i had to choose what to adopt one 14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson? vampire 15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber? subscribe to AmazingPhil on YouTube. 16: How tall are you? 5′7″ and a half 17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to? My name is already Jesse but my birthname is way too feminine for my agender ass 18: How much do you weigh? i don’t know i lost a lot of weight recently bc i was sick and couldn’t eat 19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits? yeah i guess 20: Do you like space or the ocean more? space!!!! (i’m sorry i’m an astronomy nerd) 21: Are you religious? i don’t think jesus would appreciate it if i was 22: Pet peeves? loud chewing, smacking gum (oh my god do not do this around me), chewing with your mouth open are the mains  23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]? i already am nocturnal 24: Favorite constellation? too many to choose 25: Favorite star? i don’t really have favorite stars 26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls? what  27: Any phobias or fears? hecking yes, the dark (depends on the situation though), tight spaces, crowds sometimes (again depends)  28: Do you think global warming is real? um yes??? the world will get warmer then fix itself and get colder?? the world will end with the icecaps melting then they will freeze??? 29: Do you believe in reincarnation? not really 30: Favorite movie? holy heck!! i don’t know!! maybe return of the jedi 31: Do you get scared easily? nah 32: How many pets have you owned in your lifetime? 4 33: Blog rate? [You’ll rate the blog of the one who’s asking.] YEET i’ll just rate my blog -10/10 34: What is a color that calms you? black or blue 35: Where would you like to travel and/or live? i would absolutely love to go to Key West again!! 36: Where were you born? in Mediapolis, Iowa (techincally west burlington but you know what) 37: What is your eye color? one eye is bluer and one eye is greener but technically blue 38: Introvert or extrovert? both i guess 39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs? yes i love astrology but not horoscopes  40: Hugs or kisses? hugs!!! 41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now? i would love to go see AmazingPhil who you should subscribe to on youtube 42: Who is someone you love deeply? my best friend and my dogs 43: Any piercings you want? 6 in each ear 44: Do you like tattoos and piercings? yes! 45: Do you smoke or have you ever done so? i don’t but i’ve tried a cigarette before (nasty dont do it) 46: Talk about your crush, if you have one! he’s tall-ish, has really beautiful hair, nice green eyes, this rlly cute face freckle thing, and he’s really funny 47: What is a sound you really hate? scratching nails against paper or a window 48: A sound you really love? piano and uke 49: Can you do a backflip? on a trampoline yeah but i haven’t ever tried on the floor 50: Can you do the splits? yepp 51: Favorite actor and/or actress? Jennifer Lawerence  52: Favorite movie? this was already asked but Return of The Jedi or The Revenge of the Sith 53: How are you feeling right now? Tired  54: What color would you like your hair to be right now? black or rlly dark brown 55: When did you feel happiest? when i am asleep 56: Something that calms you down? reading 57: Have any mental disorders? depression, social anxiety, and ADHD 58: What does your URL mean? the ocean is pretty and so is dan howell 59: What three words describe you the most? emo, nc-17 (inside joke), hungry 60: Do you believe in evolution? yeah  61: What makes you unfollow a blog? if they turn into a different fandom blog that i’m not in 62: What makes you follow a blog? i like their content 63: Favorite kind of person: funny and sarcastic and polite/nice 64: Favorite animal(s): dogs!! 65: Name three of your favorite blogs. @Amazingphil and idk the other two i’ll look later 66: Favorite emoticon: i don’t use them that often and i mainly only use like four 67: Favorite meme: spongebob  68: What is your MBTI personality type? oh man i don’t want to take another quiz 69: What is your star sign? Aquarius  70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog? nope haven’t taught him that yet 71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most? jeans, sweatshirt, and vans 72: Post a selfie or two? no thanks 73: Do you have platform shoes? platform heels, yeah 74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself?  75: Can you do a front flip? yep 76: Do you like birds? yeah 77: Do you like to swim? yep, i do it competitively actually 78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you? ice skating 79: Something you wish didn’t exist: homework 80: Some thing you wish did exist: the ability to drive golf carts in the street in my state 81: Piercings you have? zero 82: Something you really enjoy doing: reading 83: Favorite person to talk to: my best friend 84: What was your first impression of Tumblr? i don’t remember i’ve had it for the longest time 85: How many followers do you have? idk i can’t open another tumblr tab im on my school computer 86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes? yep, i used to be a long distant runner in track 87: Do your socks always match? heck no 88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely? yep 89: What are your birthstones? Amethyst  90: If you were an animal, which one would you be? hopefully a dog 91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be? black rose (bc i’m emo af) 92: A store you hate? JUSTICE or abecrombie & fitch (oh lord) 93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day? none but i drink like 200 hundread cups of  mountain dew a day 94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds? fly tf 95: Do you like to wear camo? who wears camo anymore you know besides rednecks 96: Winter or summer? Summer 97: How long can you hold your breath for? too long to be considered human 98: Least favorite person? everyone in my grade except for my best friends 99: Someone you look up to: adults bc they’re usually taller than me 100: A store you love? barnes and noble 101: Favorite type of shoes: vans or converse 102: Where do you live? some cornfield in iowa 103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why? i don’t live in the correct family to be either of those, we eat hamburgers every friday and steak every sunday 104: What is your favorite mineral or gem? sapphire 105: Do you drink milk? yeah but i’m lactose intolerant  106: Do you like bugs? as long as they don’t attack me (except i always hate moths) 107: Do you like spiders? if they aren’t crawling on me 108: Something you get paranoid about? when i come home alone late at night and al the lights in my house are off 109: Can you draw: not well but yeahhh i’m a trashy artist 110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked? “is that a thong on your bathroom floor?” it wasn’t, it was a bikini top 111: A question you hate being asked? “when’s your sex reassignment surgery?” no joke a kid asks me this everyday 112: Ever been bitten by a spider? yep 113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach? heck yeah i do 114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days? sunny 115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now: i’d very much like to cuddle dan, his tummy chub is sososososo cute 116: Favorite cloud type: Stratus and Stratocumulus  117: What color do you wish the sky was? i like the current color 118: Do you have freckles? no but i wish i did  119: Favorite thing about a person: eyes or shoulders (idk why?? strong shoulders just wow) and dimples (if they have some) i love to poke peoples dimples sm 120: Fruits or vegetables? fruit 121: Something you want to do right now: go to the bathroom and eat cookies 122: Is the ocean or sky prettier? the night sky is gorgeous  123: Sweet or sour foods? both 124: Bright or dim lights? dim 125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature? tf no, no matter how much i love harry potter, magic doesn’t exist 126: Something you hate about Tumblr: how much people steal pictures 127: Something you love about Tumblr: a way to express myself since i can’t in my house 128: What do you think about the least? what people think of my sexuality 129: What would you want written on your tombstone? “ 130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now? this kid in my class who won’t stop calling me dyke 131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself? my hair 132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures? yeah (even though they’re ugly af) 133: Computer or TV? yes 134: Do you like roller coasters? hECK YES if i get taken to a theme park for a date i am marrying that person right away 135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness? nope 136: Are your ears lobed or attached? attached 137: Do you believe in karma? nope 138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are? -10 139: What nicknames do you have/have had? jay, jj, dad, (and some stuff with my birthname) 140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends? no 141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink? yep 142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others? bad in some situations, good in others 143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help? i don’t know both ig 144: What makes you angry? school 145: How many languages do you speak fluently? one 146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries? yes 147: Are you androgynous? yeahhh 148: Favorite physical thing about yourself: nothing 149: Favorite thing about your personality: my humor 150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person: dan, phil, and amandaschronicles 151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose? ancient greece 152: Do you like BuzzFeed? i like the ladylike series 153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.] n/a 154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons? yes! 155: Do you like to play with others’ hair? no i like when they play with my hair 156: What embarrasses you? if you point me out in a crowd oh nelly 157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious: i have social anxiety so a lot of things 158: Biggest lie you have ever told: idk 159: How many people are you following? 37 160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)? idk a lot 161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)? 1 162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)? 92 (i just reblog everything i like) 163: Last time you cried and why: last night, my mom was trying to force me to take a 14 hour class that i didn’t want to do and i got so frustrated i cried 164: Do you have long or short hair? short 165: Longest your hair has ever been: to the bottom of my ribs when it was straight 166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religon? dislike because i don’t believe jesus or god exist  167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created? yeah i’m a science nerd as i said 168: Do you like to wear makeup? god no 169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds? yeah 170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully? yes mom