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tumblr bitch: liking characters in paul simon songs makes you a freak

me: **growls really hard**

cecilia: its ok theyre just jealous babe....

me: i know cecilia, i know

mrs robinson: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW MRS ROBINSON CECILIA AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

mrs robinson: youre so boring **putting it in her pantry with her cupcakes**

me: **sighs**

jack: **slipping out the back**

stan: **making a new plan**

roy: **being coy**

gus: **hopping on the bus**

lee: **dropping off the key**

julio: **down by the schoolyard**

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Requesting Maxwell's Silver Hammer at the club

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when i was a kid rummaging thru my mums cd collection to steal Good Stuff i accidentally stumbled across one called ‘songs for bonking’ which was coloured awful negative neon picture of ppls feet on top of each other in a bed and ALL the songs were like fucking ska punk 

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donna summer on american bandstand, 1976

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and your daphne eyes and your velma soul ← if bob dylan was a scooby doo fan

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i love love love love love love love that tyler the creator made his dl boyfriend the album cover for odd future tape like. the whole group had to deal with the fact that tyler wanted to show off the pretty guy he was fucking

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old people are so funny why is my dad trying to lowball the sirius xm sales representative

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i’m losing my mind

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mikeyway is not a normal man it’s just easy to write him off because he’s open about liking sports now. you all forget about the space heater shower incident or the toaster fork incident and how he invited his internet friends to his first house and the fact that he’s the one who suggested the mcr tattoo porn start merch shirt. When he met his wife he just stood there for 15 minutes talking to her friend she was out to dinner with bc he recognized mikey and Kristin was like Who Is This Guy. Does He Know He Can Sit Down. and he texted her the next day asking if she wanted to go ghost hunting and she said “uhh i have to work. at my job.” And he got in trouble with the fbi for making & selling copies of banned disney movies that had Korean subtitles. he says “slay” like he knows what it means. He used to just go out in public with his hair slicked down under his glasses Misfits-style and now he’s somehow still allowed to keep doing odd things to his hair. He’s a strange little man but just in a different manner than Gerard is.

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whats with these warlocks hexing my gourds

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chris martin accidentally exposing a CEO for cheating with his employee via a kiss cam at a coldplay concert is the funniest thing i’ve heard in a while

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do not underestimate how many times i can listen to a song in a row

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Chuck Mangione mood board.

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