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They’ve been rebuilding the Tower of Babel, but this time they have a team of linguists on site. Every time God smites the builders and invents a dozen new languages, the linguists have a dozen decently sized translations in about a month and work can start up again.

The linguists have been really into it. They say the new phonemes are fascinating. As for God, I assume that at this point he’s just curious to see how far this goes.

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average day on the mithraeum

ianthe: haha harrow wants me so bad it makes her look stupid 😈

mercy: why didn’t i kill myself ten thousand years ago

john gaius: [playing 2048 on his ipad] my life is completely normal and great and my friends all love each other :)

gideon the first: i think i have encephalitis

augustine: when i’m in the club yeah im bumpin that 365 party girl bumpin that should we do a lil key should we have a lil line wanna go real wild when im bumpin that meet me in the bathroom if you’re bumpin that 365 party girl bumpin that french manicure wipe away the residue

pyrrha: i’m pretty sure gideon has encephalitis

harrow:

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using the traffic light system during a kink scene but shaking my head the entire time so the audience knows i dont support car-dependant infrastructure and its influence on the common vocabulary

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another tlt comic, ianthe's new arm.

(guys this took me 60 plus hours... please say something nice to me..)

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"Pyrrha crossed over to the truck, to Nona, and leant heavily into the interior; Nona could see that she was sweating, in exactly the same way she had sweated after the bottle of bleach. She mumbled 'You knew this was happening. You knew this was happening months ago,' and when Nona put her hand on Pyrrha's, it was like Pyrrha hadn't even noticed her."

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Even the bird was not spared from pain. He flew off to find food for his little ones, but when he returned, he found them in pieces beneath the ashes of a burned branch. He stood silently, crying—unable to understand the language of war or why the souls he sang to every morning were taken away. If a small bird could feel such agony, imagine the heart of a mother under endless bombing, or a father holding the torn bodies of his children with shaking, powerless hands. Donate here

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A large number of people participate, but unfortunately, no one donates. I swear, I am talking to you and I am ashamed of you because I have not eaten for more than two full days.

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I’m sorry about the blood in my mouth. I wish it was yours.

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Just got to Part III of Iron Gold. Starting to feel concerned that the next book is called Dark Age…

I fear Cassius is gonna die and Lysander is gonna go down a dark path…. Babygirl, don’t do it! War is bad!! Ethno-nationalism or whatever is bad!! Stop!!

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Red rising collaboration w artists!!

Red Rising (Roque) - solleks Golden Son (Virginia) -@zadrinz Morning Star (Cassius) - @selmersbus Iron Gold (Sevro) - @najda111 (ins)

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when i’m in a mog-off and my opponent is cassius getting shot in the neck by his ex-situationship (i’m losing)

also this is my first time rendering thick curly hair if anyone has tips it would be appreciated 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

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WAIT IM STUPID I ONLY HAVE ONE NICKEL

If I had a nickel for every Gray man whose fiancé died before they could get married in Iron Gold I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.

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If I had a nickel for every Gray man whose fiancé died before they could get married in Iron Gold I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.

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Did you know that JRR Tolkien wrote an unpublished epilogue to Lord of the Rings? It's achingly, beautifully wistful in the way that only Lord of the Rings is. I revisited it recently because I'm guesting on my friends' LOTR podcast, and THAT reminded me that I drew a comic of the epilogue back in 2021 (all text is entirely canon). Anyway I thought folks on this website might enjoy it!

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Historically a lot of marriages have basically been political or business agreements between families that they expect will produce children so even if your setting is okay with homosexuality you can still write your character’s parents trying to pressure them into a hetero presenting marriage.

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I know you don't draw him too often, but I gotta say I'm absolutely MUNCHING and CRUNCHING (in a homosexual manner) on the way you draw Sevro. I am not normal about that man.

thank you he's like a bug under a rock to me

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Ephraim my goodman I’m gonna beat the alcoholism outta you you NEED to stop fucking spiraling the man you loved wouldn’t want this for you

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More sillies :3 I can’t stop doing these stupid doodles I’m addicted