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Vampire Chronicles Book Review/Rant #3
The Queen of the Dammed
Wowowow congratulations to the world’s worst polycule on saving Vampirekind.
Another super fun romp where so much happens, yes there is nonsense, but the nonsense is nicely paired with a lot of intense drama and high stakes. I like how Anne got around her own premise that the vampires are writing their life stories by it still being Lestat who writes it, but he’s gathered all this information from the other vampires that were actually there, even when he was not.
The chapters being mini-stories and the many characters we meet, everything coming together in the end, it’s not just fun but so immersive. Anne doesn’t hold back in expanding her universe. At no point does it feel like too much too soon, or like the universe and characters are expanding faster than the story or getting out of hand. Anne is a fantastic writer.
In this book we start to see the world outside of our main vamps, the fledglings (Killer and the Fang Gang 🤯), the vampire bars, the Talamasca, the vampire cult followers, and so many new characters!
Feminist Icon Akasha (is trying to kill most men). See kids, that’s what happens when you watch TV for 50 years straight.
This is one of my favorite books from the series, maybe one of my favorite books ever.
Favorites:
It’s hard to pick! Jesse’s story is great, the dreamlike drunken nights at Maharet’s house with the vampires asking her about chocolate, the Great Family and the care and love Maharet has for them, her records and her family tree of lights, the attention and advice she gives them all, it’s just so sweet.
Devil’s Minion! I’ve been seeing fan art and posts about Armand/Daniel since I started this blog and did not get it until I read this. Now I GET IT, holy shit, it's chewing-through-drywall material. The horror of Daniel running for his life, being hunted, then suddenly they’re bonding, hanging out and doing all these cool things, Daniel admitting he loves to cuddle a dead thing?! The experiments, the smoothies, the madness from hanging around a vampire, the “I love you too much to turn you” vs “I love you too much to let you go on without me.” Insane. Horrible. Beautiful. I could rant about this section alone for so long. Oh, and learning how the book was published was neat too.
Getting little bits about the twins from everyone’s dreams, that repeating imagery of the cooked body, the heart and the brain on plates. I got really invested in this mystery, and once it all came together it was horrible but so captivating. It’s a great vampire origin story.
Vampire road trip and vampire roommates at Night Island! I wish this part was longer and that vampires could stand to hang out with each other more, I want my vampire friends to hang out damn it! Jesse and Gabrielle became friends! Louis wants to know about his daughter’s ghost! Grandpa Khayman telling stories! Uncle Marius accepting that Lestat is gonna be little shit and no one can stop him!
Least Favorites:
The violence enacted on Maharet and Mekare, I know it’s to show Akasha’s cruelty but damn.
Smutt:
Lestat’s permaboner. Thanks, Anne.
Lestat and Akasha pinning each other back and forth on the bed and drinking from each other was kinda hot tbh.
Armand and Daniel in Pompeii when they start their romance, if you can call it that. Armand making Daniel have sex with other people while he watches 🙈
Nonsense Meter:
4/10 nonsense again. A bit of nonsense in the Devil’s Minion, and a bit in the Lestat training montage/kidnapped by Vampire Mommy part, but not a ton. Maybe it’s a bias because I liked this book so much and every story was full of drama, high stakes, and complex morality.
Misc:
I can’t help but wonder what kind of research Anne was doing, I looked up some of the cities, artifacts, and locations she mentions and it checked out. Was she taking ancient history courses or just living at the library?! Gotta give that woman credit.
I don’t want to get into a long discussion of Akasha’s idea that killing most men would allow women to bring about world peace and fix all our earthly problems, but as someone who has mostly existed as a woman in the world, I may have fantasized once or twice about Thanos snapping a bunch of men, sure, I get it. I don’t agree, I think money, isolation, messed up priorities, and lack of checks in power have more to do with *waves hand around vaguely* everything, but it makes for an interesting premise. “Tell me, my prince, what is the primary use of men now, if not to protect women from other men?”
#queen of the damned#vampire chronicles#vampire chronicles books#anne rice#book review#book rant#spoilers for a 35-year-old book
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The Umbrella Academy S4 Spoilers Ahead
I have just finished TUA season four and I have some thoughts. Firstly, I thought most of the main characters personalities were stripped and changed completely. I think we’re all in agreement that Five and Lila would never and should never have happened. I don’t care that Five is supposed to be physically twenty five in this season, Aidan Gallagher was still too young to be kissing a 35 year old woman on camera imo. If the roles were reversed, people would be in total uproar. An 18-19 year old should not be kissing a 30 something year old. Yes, it’s legal but it’s just icky. I can kind of understand where the storyline came from, being trapped with someone for seven years with nobody else around you is sure to cause certain feelings but there are boundaries that shouldn’t be crossed.
I just thought it seemed rushed overall. Like they wanted to get the show over and done with as quickly as possible. This is probably Netflix’s doing as I’ve noticed they’re finishing off a lot of their big shows as of late (Stranger Things, Sweet Tooth etc) so I can understand that they were on a time crunch. There just seems to be a lot of plot holes but again, time crunches. Like how did Jennifer end up in the squid? What is that subway station? Why are Viktor’s powers more like Harlan’s this season? Why does Luther turn back into the half-gorilla when he consumes the marigold? Surely that would just restore his powers, not the treatment he received to save his life.
The only good thing was the ending. I can also understand why people were upset about the ending but in my opinion, this has been the obvious ending for a long time. Sacrificing themselves was the only way to end all of the apocalypse timelines and as sad as it was, it was the inevitable outcome. I also loved seeing the past characters just living their lives normally at the end. The Swedish brothers, Hazel, the Handler etc, it was just nice to watch. TUA did get a mostly happy ending imo. They saved the world, they stopped the apocalypse. In my books, that’s a happy ending. The team knew they had to die, they accepted that and they died together like they were always supposed to.
#tua season 4#tua s4#tua spoilers#tua#the umbrella academy#luther hargreeves#diego hargreeves#allison hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#five hargreeves#ben hargreeves#viktor hargreeves
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✦BSD and black butler media resources plus other miscellaneous links under the cut ✦
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✰Online name: Popcorn
✰My tags:
♡popcorn rambles: any of my own posts, so basically not reblogs
♡popcorn asks: asks I give others and receive
♡popcorn face: posts with my face in it lol
♡popcorn art: my art, very rare occurrence lol
♡popcorn games: any games i participate in
♡popcorn fic recs: exactly what it says
♡popcorn favs
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✰Fandoms I'm active in: Bungo stray dogs and Black butler
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✰music artists and bands I like: PTV, Alex G, Mitski, Dance Gavin Dance, Melanie Martinez
BUNGO STRAY DOGS
some of these links are from someone else's post that I had copied and pasted into my notes app, so I don't remember the original person sorry!!
main manga:
link won't work but mangadex works well
Beast:
Dead apple:
Light Novels:
Osamu Dazai’s Entrance Exam: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Cok_EHgfCFSaTeEHt3QWGgm5ICN4Ffrk7jjvJP_m4Vo/edit?usp=sharing
Osamu Dazai and the Dark Era: https://nkhrchy.tumblr.com/masterpost
The Untold Origins of the Detective Agency: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xI4H0f9n6nj6cF4hGv-vEtZpigZ5tyA1esUhsvqdg2M/edit?usp=sharing
Gaiden: Ayatsuji Yukito VS. Kyōgoku Natsuhiko: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yX7SihaXlKW0zab7j_yVvyeQ91PcIdZJWmMWDT_25vQ/edit?usp=sharing
55 Minutes: Part 1: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_LfOxLImRLJIy11tiwKhmkAERjXlzVPxke9ADUayMxk/edit?usp=sharing
Part 2: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qBi8RH-Q89WlgxplEdTckfeKIWR4A5jd3ZaLV0WWIX8/edit?usp=sharing
Part 3: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1k7sSJzPTExIdMZmCS09CThII7j9hntKJQxDgxa-GZR8/edit?usp=sharing
Part 4: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nLKFAheJOBHa1T6NjpWG64HpjuWKXollm8nNMHCrI5M/edit?usp=sharing
Part 5: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JiCadasyjUxs90r3NQsObifMj6poEsZt26P0vfi9WOo/edit?usp=sharing
Fifteen: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BUeLF4RMe7n0HcBhFcANs6vWx9PWFZ7g_vE0IW9vSxE/edit?usp=sharing Beast: https://www.wattpad.com/story/278511752-beast-akutagawa-white-atsushi-black-ln-5-english
Stormbringer: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T0w12ru4gron-FT97JKt1MxEahrWtEPHxXRcG9mOip8/edit?usp=sharing
Kunikida and Katai’s magnificent days: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1K1VvlWZtHPtneCOwkODft47LWClRFD1pPYhqivpL8Bs/edit?usp=sharing
Gakuen: https://popopretty.tumblr.com/post/679830861288505344/gakuen-bungou-stray-dogs-the-first-half-part
The Day I picked up Dazai: Side A: https://popopretty.tumblr.com/post/672880123726495744/the-day-i-picked-up-dazai-spoilers-1
Side B: https://popopretty.tumblr.com/post/673480216055889920/the-day-i-picked-up-dazai-side-b-1
Anyflip links to some of the above (thanks to @kiqilinn):
dazai’s entrance exam - https://anyflip.com/gxcnw/vpeu/
dark era - https://anyflip.com/gxcnw/pcxl/
untold origins - https://anyflip.com/gxcnw/ghzd/
55 minutes - https://anyflip.com/gxcnw/ppxc/
dead apple - https://anyflip.com/gxcnw/wvkq/
beast - https://anyflip.com/gxcnw/vaqg/
fifteen - https://anyflip.com/gxcnw/msym/
stormbringer - https://anyflip.com/gxcnw/gbxf/
Stageplays:
Stormbringer [subbed] and the main stageplay [unsubbed]: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1hLGdwa0SopuSec2-GG_6E-CHgdgcZQ9g?usp=sharing
Dazai, Chuuya, Fifteen Years Old [unsubbed]: https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV18B4y1472j/?spm_id_from=333.788.recommend_more_video.1&vd_source=e780c03823f99ec899dad85ffbc29538
Dead Apple [unsubbed]: https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1GF411e7fN/?spm_id_from=333.788.recommend_more_video.1&vd_source=e780c03823f99ec899dad85ffbc29538
Bsd omakes:
BLACK BUTLER
Manga
manga arcs guide
MISCELLANEOUS LINKS
base64 string:(aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWdhLm56L2ZvbGRlci9NQTB4aElZSSNQX3BqNl82SkxkaFdCcl9odllqSm13) and put it into the converter at https://www.base64decode.org/ to get all the major adobe programs for free! that would be a crime! (worth 500 dollars)
some sources and resources as of april 2024
tv/cinema (streaming)
fmoviesz dot to
soap2dayx dot to
anix dot to (for anime)
flixtor dot to
hdtoday dot to
myflixerz dot to
swatchseries dot is
if one of the sites i already use doesn't have what i'm looking for, i use duckduckgo to search for alternatives (as opposed to google which always gives me way more bullshit results)
skip paywalls
12ft dot io (doesn't always work)
books and academic articles
libgen dot is
sci-hub dot se
audiobookbay dot is
annas-archive dot org
forum dot mobilism dot org (also hosts mobile apps)
video games
myabandonware dot com (not technically piracy!)
torrent source
1337x dot to (pretty much the only source i use nowadays)
piracy guides
my (very quick) torrenting guide
easyussr.neocities.org/torrenting
edit: apparently necessary disclaimer that everyone and their mother knows about these websites, they can be found through any major search engine, and not talking about them on tumblr dot com won't keep them "secret" because the feds are already more than aware of them.
get past pay walls
#popcorn rambles#bsd resources#bsd media resoucres#black butler resources#black butler media resoucres#blog intro#popcorn asks#popcorn art#popcorn games#popcorn face 🫢#popcorn fic recs
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Art by @saribrum
Hello my friends! I have had a few of you ask to know the whole story of my group's Curse of Strahd campaign, so I thought instead of answering everyone individually that I would do a mass post here! This will be a long read It's so long omg so please be prepared for that! Feel free to ask any questions or hit me up about it too~
Context: Our campaign contains content from the Curse of Strahd module, “Van Richten’s Guide to Ravenloft”, extended lore from the “I, Strahd” novels, NPC additions and extensions, and homebrew from various CoS communities and from our DM’s wonderfully twisted mind.
Beware of spoilers going forward and please do not spoil anything for us as well!
TW: blood, death, emotional turmoil, attempted self harm, obsession, genocide, and other dark themes.
If you would like to read the long version (Like 3X longer with all the details, check out this link: Click Me!)
Now lets get into it!
The SABR Party Members:
Art by @systemendeavors, @saribrum, and @wintert-ide
Solomon C. Kulle: He/Him, 35 years old, Human Rogue, Mastermind
Personality- A slow to trust, Judgmental, Knowledgeable, Observant and Patient man. Solomon is a respected teacher and well known figure in Mordent. His prideful and blunt personality sometimes makes him hard to get along with, but those who can look past it gain a loyal and well-meaning friend.
Atropa Wixx: He/Him, 20 years old, Part-Tabaxi (Catboy) Warlock, The Undead- Pact of the Tome
Personality- A Friendly, Polite, Foolish, Sensitive, Reckless, Eager, Charming, and Silly young man who only wants to find his proper place in the world. Atropa has struggled with himself for years, feeling worthless to those around him and to himself. All of that changed one day when he stumbled across a book in his family library and began to unlock who he thought he was always meant to be with the help of someone who would soon be essential to his life going forward…
Belladonna “Bell” Wixx: She/Her, 23 years old, Part-Tabaxi (Catgirl) Wizard/Cleric, School of Necromancy/Death Domain
Personality- A Bold, Calm, Clever, Opinionated, Perfectionist of a young woman who was almost equally as friendly as she was judgmental. Bell has worked hard for everything she has ever gained in life and because of this, she can come off as hard and guarded. Really, Bell is a hardworking caring person who wants to save the world from death and make it a better place along the way.
Raisa Voltenescu: She/Her, 30 years old, Human Ranger, Swarmkeeper
Personality- A Positive, Optimistic, Air headed, Rash, Friendly, and Eager woman who is quick to see the good in all of the bad. Raisa is the group’s much needed sunshine cinnamon roll who keeps the group’s spirits up and guides them forward. Being the only native Barovian and having some tragedy of her own, you would think she too would be doom and gloom, but somehow this rare beauty carries the sun with her everywhere she goes and it is infectious.
Kidnapped by the Mists:
Solomon doesn’t remember how he got kidnapped by the mists. At first all he could remember was going to bed, then waking up in the dirt. He felt sore, tired, and extremely disoriented. He had the feeling something happened, but couldn’t fathom what. His immediate worries were his appearance (brushing the dirt off and fixing his necktie) but then… where was he? He didn’t notice the ax in the tree beside him at first, but once he did, he pulled it free and made his way to the crossroad.
Atropa and Bell, the Wixx siblings, were out collecting spell components in the woods near the Menagerie Coast of Wildemount when a sudden mist began to roll in. When the two siblings turned to head back, they found themselves instead at a crossroads.
Raisa was out playing in the woods near her Barovian home of Immol with one of her many ravens, Keelin, when she heard a voice say “they need your help”. The mysterious voice urged her forward until the mist suddenly swirled around her and brought the young Barovian to a crossroads.
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THE CROSSROADS
The adventurers encounter a huge, cloaked figure with yellow eyes and a 12-foot wingspan at a crossroads. The figure flies away, leaving behind four large dark feathers.
Shaken and confused, they introduce themselves.
The woman named Raisa urges the group to move forward, warning that the woods are especially dangerous at night.
HALVHREST MANOR/ HOUSE OF LAMENT
The adventurers find a large mansion with a wagon outside and learn from Raisa about the Vistani, who can travel safely through the mists.
They are greeted by Ireena, an armor-clad woman with auburn hair, who takes them inside to meet Ez, a dark-skinned, dark-haired Vistani woman with a prosthetic leg.
Ez tells them they are in Borca at Halvhrest Manor and that she and Ireena are investigating the haunted house.
For shelter and a possible ride in her wagon, Solomon offers the group's help in the investigation.
Spending a few days and getting to know one another, the group successfully solves the haunting of the house.
During that time they learned and accomplished:
That an old unfinished battle between the knight Mara Silvra and the horrible dictator Dranzorg was what was cursing the house
That Ez, Ireena, and Raisa’s home was rumored to be ruled by a vampire king
They all get tarokka card readings from Ez with various troubling predictions.
Bell let Mara’s spirit inhabit her body so the unfinished battle could be fought
The party destroyed a chunk of amber down in the basement and released some sort of laughing black mist that disappeared
And the battle was fought and won, and the house was cleansed
The group ran outside and looked around at the saved house, just as mist quickly began to surround them, and with panicked grasping at new found friends, the mists swallow the group up again, leaving Ez and Ireena staring after them as they were pulled away.
BAROVIA VILLAGE
As the mist subsides, the four adventurers see each other and a giant winged creature flying away. They find themselves at the Barovian East Gate. Barovia?!
They make their way to Barovia Village, where they meet an old woman known as Babushka, who gives them a free apple pie.
They soon after meet Ismark Kolyanovich, Burgomaster of Barovia Village, who is relieved to hear that his sister Ireena is safe.
He tells them that his father has passed away and cannot be buried because everyone believes him to be cursed.
A year ago, there was a raid on the castle that Ismark's father did not support, and when it went poorly, the village cursed him, thinking it his fault. A few days later he got sick.
Ismark and Ireena went to see the Vistani to get medicine for him, and an old seer told Ireena that she was in danger and needed to leave Barovia.
That was where they met Ez and the two were able to make it out of Barovia safely.
The group offers to help Ismark the next day.
That night, Atropa confronts Bell about her strange behavior, and Bell reveals that Mara is still with her as a companion and that she plans to keep her, much to her brother's worry.
BAROVIA VILLAGE CHURCH
The group meets Father Donavich and while they are waiting for nightfall, Bell confronts Atropa about his odd behavior and secretive writing. He shows her his unconventional spell book, which works off intention rather than runes. Bell questions if Atropa is truly a wizard as their magic seems so different.
As the sun fully sets, the group experiences a few disturbing events back to back (welcome to Barovia), including the cries of a locked up vampire in the church, a parade of glowing green spirits, and a zombie attack!
They are able to fight off the zombies, and Father Donovich tells the group that his son Doru returned from storming the castle and was changed into a vampire.
The group argues over what to do about Doru, but are interrupted as a dark skinned elven man shows up in a large black carriage and gives Ismark and the rest of them letters from Strahd Von Zarovich, the king.
Ismark’s letter is full of sympathy and condolences for his father.
The rest of the group receive personalized letters inviting them to dinner at Ravenloft Castle, prompting a lot of mixed feelings.
DORU
Father Donovich reluctantly allows the group to confront his vampire son in the church cellar.
Despite their best efforts to reason with Doru, he bites Raisa and the group is forced to kill him in self defense.
Raisa panics, but Atropa reassures her that vampire bites don’t work the way she thinks. (???)
After cleaning up the cellar and Solomon fabricating a story that Doru's final sane wish was to die, they leave Father Donovich for Ismark's home.
They hear church bells ringing as they go, but the off beat strange tone sends the group frantically running back.
[TW: Self Harm] They find Father Donovich attempting to hang himself from the bell, but manage to save him.
Ismark is called, and upon arrival promises to care for Father Donovich and make sure he is safe.
DURST CRYPTS
The group investigates the cemetery for a reason behind the zombies, which leads them into the Durst family's hidden grave tunnel.
Ismark had informed them that the Dursts once owned a mansion that burned down just over a year ago.
They end up in the basement of a house that was used for strange cult activity and are attacked by a sewage monster. They barely evade the monster's pursuit.
They watch in horror as the house burns around them, but make it outside, where they find a plaque calling the mansion "The Durst House," the place that had burned down.
They realize they are hours away from Barovia Village in the dead of night.
While sprinting back to Vallaki, the group is chased by wolves, but they see an old man who tells them to follow him down a misty path.
They tell the man to follow them instead, but he doesn’t listen and is mauled.
The group makes it back to Ismark’s house, who tells them that the man they describe on the road sounds like the Mad Mage, aka the one who led the siege on the castle the year before.
The group doesn’t sleep well.
TSER POOL VISTANI CAMP
The next day, as they arrive at Tser Falls, the group is warmly greeted by the friendly Vistani. Raisa reconnects with some old friends and they all learn that Madam Eva, the Vistani seer, was expecting them later that evening.
As they rest, the Vistani recounted a story about a wounded prince who sought their aid in the past. Grateful for their help, he granted them the ability of mist travel.
When Madam Eva calls them for a Tarokka reading, she refers to them collectively as SABR. She gives them a group Tarokka card reading, and warns them that they need to take caution with powerful people who pose as friends.
Each member also received a reading warning them of cryptic and personal missions.
There are a lot of mixed feelings about these readings (check out the full document for details)
The night continues with dancing and enjoyment, and SABR purchases various trinkets from the Vardo Vendors before they catch a ride with the Vistani to the west gate the next morning.
ROAD TO CASTLE RAVENLOFT
On the way, the Vistani tell SABR about the Mad Mage who challenged Strahd. He was struck with lightning and thrown off the bridge into Tser Falls. Since then, people have seen lightning shooting up into the sky from where he fell.
As they are crossing the bridge, they see a creepy man fishing. Bell and Atropa recognize him as the man killed by wolves. He smiles at them and pulls up a severed head.
The whole party is disturbed, and makes no move to stop, cause ew and yikes.
They arrive at the west gate and all climb inside the carriage waiting for them, as Solomon notices druids chasing them from his window. They watch as they block the path with a fallen tree.
Lightning cracks in the sky and the men are swiftly attacked by wolves and scared off.
“Raven bearer” Keelin reminds the group about Raisa, who is somehow asleep during the commotion. Maybe she was why they were being followed…
CASTLE RAVENLOFT
They arrive at the castle, and they are led to Rahadin, the elven man they had seen at the church. The chamberlain takes them up to a guest apartment where they meet Escher, a handsome vampire man. Escher charms the group, especially Atropa.
Escher arranges for servants to prepare SABR for dinner.
Atropa goes first for being dressed, and privately chats with Escher about vampires not all being monsters, which Escher appreciates. They discuss rumors about SABR in the castle, and Atropa is happy to hear that people seem to be excited to meet them. Escher says that Strahd seems to be excited most of all, making Atropa smile.
As they prepare Bell for dinner, her black stained hands and tired appearance surprise them. There may be something wrong with Bell...
As they ready themselves to go down for dinner, they meet Volenta, wearing a big cat skull on her head. She intrudes into their personal space, but apologizes for her mask when she realizes the tabaxi siblings. She transforms into a bat and flies away. Atropa thinks she seems nice, but Escher warns against assuming that.
Art by @wintert-ide
DINNER WITH THE FAMILY
SABR enters the dining room where Strahd is playing the organ and is met with the whole family. Rahadin, Volenta, and two other beautiful women introduced as Ludmilla and Anastrasya.
Strahd warmly welcomes them and cracks jokes trying to lighten the mood, but SABR still seems unsure as to why they were there to begin with. What did this man want?
“I would love to hear more about you all. I have heard a little from Atropa of course, but I would love to hear your views also.” Everyone is confused.
Strahd reveals that Atropa had visited him months ago, and that he saw great potential in Atropa’s magical abilities. The two formed a fast “friendship” and talk regularly. Atropa was asked to keep their connection a secret so as not to sway their own opinions.
After some dirty looks Atropa’s way, Strahd proposes an alliance: he needs SABR's help to break a curse trapping him in Barovia. He wants them to act as his emissaries to explore lands beyond the mists and retrieve items for his research. He promises rewards and assistance for all of their help, but they don’t need to give him an answer yet.
The conversation shifts as the wine runs out, to which Atropa, Solomon, and Escher go to the cellar for more and discover a man upside down being drained of blood. Solomon is greatly disturbed, but Atropa seems unfazed, even going as far as to say that if the man was a criminal like Escher said, it was a good resource to have.
As dinner ends and they move to the audience hall for a dance, Bell accuses Atropa of being a warlock who made a deal with Strahd for power. Atropa defends himself, saying he's only helped Strahd with information and that no huge deal was struck.
Bell storms off angrily.
FANCY DANCY
The group enters the audience hall, and each is paired with one of Strahd's wives for dancing
Ludmilla discusses necromancy with Bell and invites her to join a sisterhood she has been running.
Volenta teases Solomon about his cold hands and recounts the murder spree she went on that brought her to the castle.
Anastrasya and Raisa discuss people known as “helpers” in Barovia, and if Raisa knows anything about such a topic.
Escher dances closely with Atropa to get Strahd’s attention, and questions how Atropa gained it in the first place. Atropa can’t provide him with an answer, so Escher ends the dance and goes to pout.
Strahd and Atropa dance next, and he apologizes for the awkwardness of dinner.
During their conversation, Strahd whispers to Atropa that he is more than welcome to join him again (yes I said again) in his bed for the evening. He also mentions that one of the wives could possibly join them. Strahd leaves the task to Atropa to do before the night ends and Atropa wanders away to panic in bisexual.
Bell and Solomon have a silent conversation by tracing words onto each other's hands to avoid super-vampire hearing and he asks her to meet later in his room, making Bell blush.
Atropa asks Anastrasya to dance and fumbles his attempts at flirting. She finds his attempts cute, and agrees to join him and Strahd later.
Bell confronts Strahd about Atropa, and Strahd explains Atropa's desire for him to teach him, making Bell mad.
Strahd goes on to compliment Bell (totally flirting), and she is not shy to ask a favor of him, that he will protect Atropa and be there for him no matter what.
Bell says the reason she is asking is because she is actively dying and does not know how long she has...
Strahd offers Bell vampirism, which she says she will think about, but only to placate him. The two part and Strahd says that she is always welcome to seek him out if she can’t sleep. (Stop trying to collect the siblings Strahddy!)
Raisa dances with Volenta, who invites Raisa and Solomon to see more of her art.
SABR is dragged away to check it out.
VOLENTA’S MASTERPIECE
SABR is brought to a room decorated floor to ceiling in bones. A big one of note being a silver dragon’s skull.
After some time, Solomon urges them all to leave.
Volenta happily shows the group back up to the main room, saying she really likes them and even if she had not been asked to be nice to them all, that she probably still wouldn’t kill them.
The moment she is gone, the party drops their facade and the panic of all they just saw sets in.
FIRST NIGHT AT CASTLE RAVENLOFT
SABR locks themselves in a guest room and Raisa reveals Volenta killed a giant raven who she suspects has a connection to her grandmother's necklace.
The group discusses Atropa and Strahd, to which he defends himself, saying he only shared information as he would with a friend, and explains his communication with Strahd through his magical book that functions as a two-way communicator.
Bell and Atropa then have a private conversation in which Bell reveals she's dying from necrosis in her fingers due to practicing necromancy. Atropa is upset she didn't tell him sooner.
Bell questions if Atropa's deal with Strahd is why they're trapped in Barovia, but Atropa denies it, saying Strahd was surprised when he arrived.
Atropa says they could have asked Strahd to help them look into a solution for her sickness, and Bell says he offered vampirism, but she would rather not. Atropa states that her dying is such a waste and before he can finish, Bell storms off upset.
Ludmilla finds her and takes her to her study.
Raisa and Solomon stop Atropa from following Bell and express concern and loss of trust in him. Atropa says he will be more careful in what he talks about with Strahd, before leaving to look for her.
He finds Strahd instead. He shares his frustrations about Bell, to which Strahd advises him to let it be for the night and invites Atropa to unwind.
Atropa keeps talking, and brings Strahd’s vampire offer to Bell. Atropa admits it made him a little jealous.
Strahd explains that he offered it to her first because of the urgency, but that Atropa had never asked. He asks if Atropa wants that, and Atropa explains he’s torn. He wants to protect his sister, but he also wants to be with him.
Strahd shares his own experiences with wanting to protect his siblings and asks if Atropa trusts him. They both share their trust with one another, as well as a kiss before teleporting to Strahd's study.
Bell returns to the room later, and Solomon invites her to talk. He shares details about the body they found in the cellar, and expresses concern about Atropa's reaction.
Bell and Solomon discuss their tentative alliance with Strahd for safety and possible benefits, though they have to be careful what they tell Atropa from now on.
Bell and Solomon also talk about their dynamic, and Solomon apologizes for treating Bell like a child and she apologizes for coming off as cold. She also points out Solomon’s unintended flirtation, which he didn't realize and is flustered.
ATROPA’S LOST DAY
Atropa wakes up alone in Strahd's bedroom, feeling sore, exhausted (half HP), and hungry due to blood loss after an enjoyable night. (but where's my uber Strahd?!).
He checks himself in the bathroom mirror and sees that Anastrasya left four large bite marks on his neck and is not very happy.
Moving Strahd's study, Atropa looks at some of the covered paintings on the walls, and is surprised to see that one portrait above the mantle resembles Ireena but is labeled "Tatyana". Atropa wonders if maybe she was a relative?
Another portrait is of a man named Alek Guylim. Atropa takes note but covers the paintings again.
Atropa does a lot of reading in the study and wandering around, and gets scared by various situations in the creepy castle as he tries to find his way back to the main area with his friends.
While exploring he finds a stone brazier emitting tall white flames with a bowl containing colored stones with an inscription suggesting teleportation to different locations within the castle.
He also encounters a haunted painting marked with a glyph of warning. He hears a chilling voice sound out when he moves, saying. "How dare you."
Glowing red eyes appear as Strahd descends the staircase, visibly angry and says that Atropa has worn out his welcome. Atropa desperately tries to explain, as Strahd tells him to pray to whatever gods he believes in… before melting to wax and disappearing into mist… Oh thank gods, the glyph of warning!
Atropa retreats from the room (cause wtf), gets chased by some knight statues (more wtf), and ends up having to use the teleportation cup to send him to the top of the tower on the north side of the castle (wtf!!!)
He goes down a hatch and starts to hear a deep, rhythmic sound like a slow heartbeat, but as he opens the door leading downstairs, he encounters Rahadin who is visibly angry to see him there.
He yells at Atropa for breaking castle rules and warns him that Strahd may be merciful, but he wouldn’t be.
He blindfolds Atropa and leads him away, saying Atropa must be the one to tell Strahd of his morning adventures.
SOMETHING’S UP WITH SOLOMON
While Atropa is narrowly avoiding death, Solomon reveals his peculiar pocket watch with thirteen numbers on its face, and says that he believes he is under some sort of time limit.
He explains that he noticed the clock only goes up to midnight then runs backwards, but the last two nights the clock went a few minutes past midnight.
Bell casts some magic and pulls Solomon aside to tell him that he is giving off necromantic magic, suggesting he may be undead…
Solomon gets upset and angrily asks them to drop the matter.
They head downstairs to start their day, and see Rahadin and a no longer blindfolded Atropa who claims that he got lost.
As they all sit to eat, Solomon discovers a book titled "Van Richten and Kulle’s Guide to the Restless Undead," a co-authored book with his work colleague, Van Richten. The date on the book indicates he has been absent from Mordent longer than he realized.
Solomon slams the book shut and leaves the table even more upset.
Bell asks Atropa about his little adventure. She asks where he was all night, but Bell guesses.
“Did he proposition you too?! Did he ask to sleep with you?!” “Wait, he asked you?! What?!” Bell says she of course declined but that it doesn’t sound like Atropa did.
He admits that he spent time with Strahd and Anastraya in Strahd’s room, and Bell is bewildered and stalks off. Atropa follows after and the two bicker for a while.
Later, Raisa tells them about her father and how they never found his body and she is afraid that he is out there somewhere walking around undead.
The topic shifts to Raisa’s 12 spirit raven’s that come from the green parade they saw marching up to the castle. She also says that her alive raven Keelin has been with her for 30 plus years, which seems long for a raven to live. Maybe Keelin is supposed to be Raisa’s guardian?
Raisa talks a little about her mama and Solomon mentions that he comes from a very close large family. Atropa also takes the time to share what he found during his lost morning.
He mentions the portrait of the woman who looked like Ireena but was labeled Tatyana. The group says they should talk about it later because of how scared Ismark was of a certain someone…
Solomon fills Atropa in on his pocket watch. Atropa casts identify and he learns that something is after Solomon, that the closer the watch gets to the 13th hour, the closer it is to finding him and if it reaches the number, it will have found him and it will be very very bad.
Solomon is baffled and terrified and wishes to start moving on as soon as they are able.
A knock at the door startles them all as Escher comes in. The group asks him questions about himself and vampirism, and learns that he is a spawn, a very different type of vampire from the brides. The way he was made was by Strahd drinking him until he died, and then buried him.
He explains that there are so many different types of vampires, some bestial, some that couldn’t pass for human and creatures that can’t turn back and are always monsters.
As the group goes down for dinner, Bell and Atropa apologize to one another, and Bell tells Atropa that Solomon is undead. The two talk about it through messages to speculate.
As they all sit down to eat and talk about what they want to do about Strahd’s offer/deal, the lord himself jumpscares them all and joins them.
They are able to come to an agreement on an offer: SABR would transverse the mists outside of Barovia, Strahd would give them the details of what it is he is looking for, they would go to those places to collect items and information, and SABR would return to him for even more rewards.
He asks them to think about it some more, and offers to give them a tour of the castle.
CASTLE TOUR
The first place Strahd takes SABR is to his chapel of the Morninglord, and discusses his connection to the land as a citizen and ruler. He is the land itself.
Bell asks about Strahd's recent interactions with his people, to which he says it has been a long while. Atropa and Bell encourage Strahd to get out more, maybe people would be less afraid if they knew him.
Raisa asks if the animals of the land also listen to Strahd, to which he says yes, but that he would have to micromanage every wolf pack and cauldron of bats at all times. It was just impossible.
Strahd shows them to a garden and he tells them that he often wishes he had an heir or successor, but that no one seems to be up to the task just yet… Awkward
He leads the group to a small library next, where they all casually chat and look through books. Strahd then asks to speak to Solomon alone.
Strahd unlocks a memory for Solomon: He was on a horse, riding as fast as he could into the night, away from something. He was wearing a mask over his face, the pocket watch in his hand with both arms on the 13, and he is running from death. Something behind him flies through the air and then suddenly… he is waking up next to an ax in the tree near the crossroads.
Solomon comes out of the memory and Strahd tells him that whatever he is running from, that he does not need to run alone when he has the others.
Volenta shows up after they return and urges them to come look at her room. It is like something out of a messed up Barbie’s death house, with cute decor and macabre paintings and of course her skull collection.
Raisa is upset by seeing a giant raven skull among them.
Volenta excuses herself and Strahd leaves them to their own devices as well. He asks that they meet him again before the night is over with their decision on the deal.
Raisa tells the group after they are both gone that she is going to break into Anastrasya’s room to read her diary. She thinks she knows something about the dead giant raven. Atropa is appalled, but the others decide to help her.
She finds a letter sitting out in the open, talking to her friend called L, and asks her to leave a man named Viktor alone as he is no longer a concern of theirs.
In her diary Anastraya writes that one of her spies in Emol spotted a giant raven. When she and Volenta went there, they were able to kill it but a plan Anastraya had been working on was ruined.
At dinner, Atropa has to sit next to Rahadin, who immediately outs him for “getting lost” in the castle. Strahd simply laughs and says that Atropa of course never meant to get lost did he? He wants to know what happened.
Atropa goes into detail, but Strahd stops him before he says anything about the teleportation. Strahd tells Atropa that maybe next time Atropa finds himself in a hole, that it may be best if he stops digging. The whole group flinches at that, the edge to his voice subtle.
Ludmilla asks Bell to join her in her study after dinner, and Bell says that she and Atropa wanted to ask her about black hair dye. She agrees, but that Atropa must leave after. (My poor boy getting hated on)
SABR tells Strahd that they would like to accept his deal and he is thrilled.
He encourages them to visit Vallaki before they leave Barovia, but to maybe stay out of Barovia Village, as everyone seems to be upset with Ismark at the moment.
SABR now knows they are heading back to Ismark when they leave.
Soon after dinner, Strahd takes them to his trophy room upon Raisa’s request and they learn a lot about Strahd’s military days.
One story that sticks out in particular is that of the Knights of Argynvost. Strahd had wanted to be allies with the silver dragon, but learned that they had betrayed him. They all put two and two together, that the silver dragon head in Volenta’s masterpiece room has to be his.
STUDY TIME
Strahd and Atropa go to Ludmilla’s lab to retrieve hair dye, then to Strahd’s study.
Strahd performs an experiment on Atropa that will enhance Atropa’s powers. By mixing their blood together like the first time (when he became a warlock), he says he is hoping to give Atropa vampire-like abilities without the usual drawbacks.
They perform the ritual, [TW: bodily harm] Strahd cuts Atropa’s arm open and pours their mixture directly into his veins.
Meanwhile, Bell shows Ludmilla her magic prowess, and she asks what is killing Bell (she can smell it) and learns that Bell is cursed by a book from Zal’Honen. She suspects Bell has some sort of a connection to Barovia just as Atropa does.
Ludmilla has Bell cast some magic and determines that she is connected to the mists and shadows, probably from Zal’Honen.
Ludmilla offers to help Bell harness her shadow magic at the risk of possibly making her condition worse. Bell agrees.
Ludmilla begins a spell, and Bell is quickly overcome by shadowy tendrils that reach into the core of her being. Bell fights to hold onto herself, just barely, but she is given shadow magic.
Raisa, Solomon, Rahadin and Anastrasya stayed behind at the dining table and discuss history, including Rahadin’s time fighting alongside Strahd.
Anastrasya offers to write Raisa a letter of recommendation for the library in Immol, so she will have no problem in getting in in the future. (They wouldn’t let her in in the past)
Back in the study, Strahd and Atropa discuss Atropa's book and if Strahd has made any headway of who he thinks it may have belonged to.
Strahd theorizes that it could have wound up in Atropa’s home, intentionally or not, by the will of the Dark Powers. Atropa asks for clarification, but Strahd says that he does not know what they are exactly. Whatever the cause, they have learned that Atropa being there was no mere coincidence.
Upon asking if there is anything specific Strahd would like Atropa to report while traversing the mists, the topic of amber comes up. Strahd says it seems to appear in significant places.
Atropa confesses to forgetting to mention the amber pillar in the basement of the Halvrest Manor.
Strahd, enraged and with glowing eyes, shatters his wine glass. The fire goes out, and Strahd confronts Atropa, demanding an account of the encounter. Atropa nervously recounts them destroying the amber and releasing a cackling smoke.
Strahd’s grip on Atropa’s arm tightens and mutters that they have freed something terrible.
He predicts there will be dire consequences, instructing Atropa to abandon other tasks and focus on returning to Borca as soon as he is able.
Atropa’s mind is reeling, and Strahd tries to comfort him, he says that Atropa should return to the guest rooms and rest.
He teleports the two of them back to the lounge, and when Strahd leaves, Atropa lets go of his calm mask and grips his arm out of pain.
Meanwhile, Bell and Ludmilla bond over tea and cookies!
Ludmilla offers insights on Solomon's unusual condition with Bell as she dyes her hair. Bell says she has not been able to examine Solomon, so Ludmilla encourages her to seduce him.
Bell and Mara talk when Ludmilla leaves, and Mara seems pissed. She asks what the point of seducing Solomon is, and Bell just thinks she is being jealous.
Solomon and Raisa learn from their conversation with Rahadin and Anastrasya that Rahadin killed the prince of the Dusk Elves and swore himself to the Von Zarovich family soon after.
They also learn that Anastrasya was a part of the Karelova family of Vallaki. Solomon mentions that they found a deed to the estate, but she insists that they keep and use it if they ever go.
Atropa finds Escher lounging dramatically nearby and asks him to help dye his hair.
He confides in him about what happened with Strahd, to which Escher tries to comfort him and be supportive.
When the others come in, Atropa informs them all that they need to go back to Borca as soon as they can upon Strahd’s request. They all seem confused by the request but agree.
Atropa thanks Escher for dying his hair, and he asks if Atropa needs help with dying his tail too. They excuse themselves to go do that while Raisa and Solomon talk one on one about Raisa knowing exactly what happened during the carriage ride up to the castle even though she was asleep. She even said so to Anastrasya in passing.
Raisa explains that apparently she can see through Keelin’s eyes, but she doesn’t understand how.
Atropa and Escher come stumbling out of one of the spare rooms, looking rather disheveled. Raisa sees the smirk on Escher’s face and smacks the hickey she spies on Atropa’s neck. He blushes and starts heading to his room when she asks if they had fun. Escher pokes fun, saying they could have had more fun if Atropa stuck around~
Raisa asks what the rules are with the castle’s relationship dynamic, and Escher says that it’s pretty open. Strahd is with everyone, and the others all have their favorites. He only prefers men, so it is usually just Strahd, unless Atropa stays…
Atropa waits up for Bell to come back, and the two share their recent experiences (Smooching Escher, Ludmilla’s bias towards natural castors, Atropa’s morning adventure, the amber conversation and that he is currently writing up a more detailed report for Strahd, Bell’s curse being linked to the Shadowfell, Ludmilla wanting Bell to compete with her other students, etc)
Atropa asks Bell if being a warlock is bad, and she asks again what deal he made. He says that he just said he would help Strahd in return for magic, and Bell says he basically gave himself eternally to the man, especially if he becomes a vampire.
Their conversation is interrupted by Keelin who comes out of Raisa’s room acting weird. They figure out that magic is coming off of Raisa and find that she is seeing through Keelin in her sleep.
Atropa hangs out with Keelin well into the night, but during the early morning, Escher shows up again and the two end up sitting on the roof of the castle together flirting and talking until Escher has to leave. Atropa reminds him again that he is welcome to join them on the road any time.
The next morning they all go down and meet with Strahd for breakfast and Strahd pulls Atropa aside to speak with him, and says that his reaction the night before was out of fear and worry for his safety. Atropa apologizes, and instead of doing the same, Strahd says he forgives the honest mistake (fucking gaslighting asshole).
Strahd says that he was rash asking Atropa to drop everything for Borca, and says he would instead like everyone to write out what happened. Atropa agrees.
Strahd runs his hand through Atropa’s hair and says he likes the new color. Atropa shyly explains that they thought it would help them blend in. Strahd doesn’t miss a beat and says that Atropa still stands out in his eyes. (you smooth son of a bitch) He asks to kiss Atropa, who eagerly agrees.
When they head back into the dining room, Atropa’s whole demeanor has changed to a happy one.
Strahd thanks them all for coming again and says he had a gift prepared for each of them that they can find waiting in the carriage out front.
As they finish breakfast, Bell and Solomon suggest (demand) returning to Barovia Village to visit Babushka. Atropa doesn't get their obsession with her pie and asks if Strahd has ever had it. He hasn’t but is curious.
Atropa reaches into his bag of holding but the pie is mysteriously gone.
They all say goodbye to Strahd and beeline it to Barovia Village.
THE RIDE BACK
SABR sees Barovia Village in the distance engulfed in flames and try really hard not to panic.
They all try to distract themselves on the long ride with chitchat, and Raisa jokingly suggests that maybe Atropa's bag of holding “ate" his missing pie, just like the butler from Halvrest Manor.
Solomon shares the memory that he had in the castle, and the group speculates if the event led to his disappearing in the mists, and possibly why he is dead.
Solomon is pissed to hear that Bell shared her theory.
Continuing to grow heated as they talk, Solomon snaps at them all and Atropa snaps back rather harshly, causing a huge fight..
They try to break the tension by talking about Raisa casting magic in her sleep, but nothing helps. They ride out the rest of the few hours in silence
BAROVIA VILLAGE PART 3
SABR arrives in town and Bell and Solomon go to get pie while Raisa and Atropa investigate some weird Crimson Vardos.
Atropa talks to a vardo merchant and hears town gossip: a young girl has gone missing and was found dead, Mad Mary's house burned down and she is missing, and that there's an angry mob after Ismark for his lack of control. Some are also accusing Dezdrelda, a healer, of being a witch.
TROUBLE AT ISMARK’S
SABR follows a mob to Ismark’s house, and team A (Solomon and Bell) try to calm them while team B (Atropa and Raisa) work to get inside and set up a plan.
Atropa takes the form of a vampire with his Form of Dead and when the mob breaks in, they “witness Ismark killing it”. They call him Ismark the Slayer and go to tell the town.
They celebrate for a second before realizing there are two more people in the attic that heard the whole thing. They are yelling threats at Ismark and accuse him of befriending the devil.
Solomon ends up shooting one man when he tries to attack, and they intimidate the other into silence.
Night falls and Raisa receives a letter from her Mama warning about trouble in Immol.
Atropa and Solomon apologize to each other and are better now.
The next day, they meet Teo Tavian at the church, and he is dragged into helping SABR, now better known as BRATS with the new addition (temp player character whoo!), investigate the murder of a young girl.
After a lot of picking up clues, they come to suspect the red vardo leader Jaquellin, is responsible and that she is a monster that wears the heads of young women.
The Vardos already left, but are heading to Vallaki, so BRATS decides to follow.
Back at Ismark’s house, Ismark finds a letter from Strahd telling him to get his shit together with Barovia Village, or Strahd will come take care of it himself.
The next morning, they talk to Father Donavich and he asks them to ask the church in Vallaki to send another Father to come take his place. He needs to retire. Teo takes on this task and BRATS heads off.
ROAD TO VALLAKI…
Raisa shares detailed information with Teo about SABR's activities, leaving him somewhat shocked, and along the way he finds a spyglass at an old battle ground.
They all make it to the West Gate and see a Windmill up ahead that belongs to that girl Dezdrelda’s family.
THE OLD BONEGRINDER
BRATS are welcomed inside by Dezdrelda and her family, and the women explain the windmill's history as a sacred place and their roles as medicine women.
Bell asks if they might be able to heal her curse, and they take her and Atropa upstairs to try.
While the women are distracted, the sibs find a dark magic candle made from a hand, and find bones of human children that are being used to make flour. They snatch the hand with plans to destroy it.
Atropa panics and uses Thunderstep without knowing how it works, and teleports himself and Bell outside. The spells blast causes half of the windmill to cave in, enraging the women.
Trying to get out of there, BRATS has to face the three women, wolves, zombies, and… Solomon?! Turn Undead is cast on Solomon, and it is sadly just the confirmation everyone needs to learn that he truly is undead. But now is not the time.
Teo is able to dispel the charm on Solomon and get him back on their side.
They figure out how to extinguish the hand candle, causing the women to merge into a demonic creature who retreats to the Ethereal Plane, with a threat that she will be back.
With no place to stay and night falling, they decide to make a dash for Vallaki. They can process almost dying later.
Art by @wintert-ide
THE PROPHET IN BROWN
Following a path through the forest, BRATS is jumpscared by a small little man who calls himself the Prophet in Brown.
Bell and Atropa immediately recognize him as the man they saw get mauled by wolves and fishing on the bridge. He tells them that he has been watching them for quite some time.
They try to wave him off as distracting them with his cryptic garble, when Atropa is singled out. He claims Atropa has taken his advice before, which confuses the group as Atropa denies knowing the man at all. They accuse him otherwise.
Teo uses the spyglass he found on the Prophet, which does something to Teo’s mind. (Out of character, we know he got a indefinite madness for looking at him and has a bit of a fourth wall break now)
The Prophet leaves, and BRATS seeks refuge in an abandoned boat shack for the night.
VALLAKI
BRATS arrives in Vallaki and undergoes city registration. They have a few weapons confiscated and lie about who they are just incase.
They are escorted around by a disturbingly chipper woman who portrayed Vallaki as a joyful place despite signs of oppression.
Raisa is super excited when she sees Blinsky’s Toys, a toymaker she has loved her whole life. He has a lot of toys making fun of Strahd, and Atropa is incredibly displeased.
Raisa gets to meet Blinsky, and he talks a little bit about his monkey and that he got him from a traveling circus man named Riktavio.
The group is shown the rest of Vallaki, gets some new clothing, and run into a person yelling about dark magics coming from the Baron’s attic. He is grabbed by some guards and hauled off to somewhere called the Re-Education Center, where “repeat unhappy people” go.
Eventually BRATS is dropped off at the Blue Water Inn at Raisa’s request, and she shares that they will be staying with her family who run it, the Martikovs.
They have introductions, but the group is quick to gets together to talk about the weird city. Bell tells them all about Mara and they all think Bell is being possessed by the sword she got at the Halvhrest Manor, as she refuses to part with it at all. Solomon is able to convince her to show it to him later.
Solomon asks Atropa about the portraits seen at the castle that resemble Ireena and Atropa suggests that maybe Tatiana was Ireena’s ancestor.
Solomon reveals that he noticed two prominent vampire bites on Ireena's neck under her scarf during their time at Halvhrest Manor. He had spoken with Ismark privately and had learned that Ireena left Barovia with Ez due to vampire bites appearing over several nights.
Atropa shares that he had a similar bite mark on his neck from night with Strahd and Anastrasya.
They speculate about Anastrasya, and Raisa shares that the timeline from her diary of the giant raven being killed was around the same time her father died.
Raisa shares her last day with her father and how he told her to run when they were being chased by wolves. Something large got between her and the pack and saved her, but she lost her father.
Bell asks Raisa if her family has any history of shapeshifting, suggesting her father could have turned into the raven. She has no idea, but she does believe that Strahd was involved in her father's death.
Atropa is shocked by Raisa's suspicion of Strahd and gets defensive when they all tell him that they don’t like or trust Strahd still. They think he somehow charmed them into liking him and agreeing to the deal.
The group tries to convince Atropa to reconsider his view of Strahd, but Atropa remains steadfast in his beliefs and grows angry at the betrayal.
Raisa tells Atropa to get out of her room, which he does in a huff.
Teo is overwhelmed by the sudden info dump.
RAISA HAS SECRETS
Raisa sneaks down after everyone is in bed and joins a secret family meeting.
She meets Muriel Karlova, owner of the raven that helped BRATS back at the windmill.
Her family, revealed to be members of the Keepers of the Feather, ask Raisa to share her experiences with BRATS, to which she tells them everything.
They reveal to Raisa that Keepers are helpers of those in need and guardians of knowledge and history. They hate Strahd.
Raisa admits that she has been pretending, claiming ignorance, and keeping secrets from BRATS. She never knew the details, but her parents were Keepers too.
They reveal to Raisa that her necklace contains spirits of ravens guiding her. The spirits are the ravens that belonged to keepers not from Barovia, but died there. The ravens stick around to help in death.
They also discuss the significance of giant ravens like the one Volenta killed. They say they are creatures that appear when they are needed.
Raisa mentions Strahd's interest in artifacts called Mist Talismans from other domains, and they all wonder why. They need to keep a close eye and play nice for now.
They instruct Raisa to stay with BRATS, gather information, and watch for other keepers in the domains. She will be able to find help in people wearing feathers.
BELLS AND WHISTLES
Bell finds Solomon in his room, who is an anxious mess. His clock will hit the 13th hour tonight.
She tries to comfort him, ultimately shifting gears to Solomon asking Bell about her interest in him. “What do you want?”
Bell directly asks if he likes her, to which he responds with non-romantic compliments, so she then asks bluntly if he wants to sleep with her, to which he says if that is all she wants, then she just has to say when.
Bell tells Mara to leave (lmao)
Solomon asks if his current state of being will be a problem with her, as he reveals a severe unbleeding neck wound. His neck looks as if someone tried to cut his head off… probably from the ax that was thrown at him in his memory… Bell says not at all and offers to stitch it up, teasing him that he thinks a necromancer would have a problem with him being dead.
He reluctantly agrees to let her help him, and after more flirty banter, their encounter fades to black. (wink wonk~)
Art by @systemendeavors and @wintert-ide
THE THIRTEENTH HOUR
That night, Solomon’s pocket watch strikes the thirteenth hour, and a horse is heard galloping down the streets of Vallaki. Screams erupt from outside, and the Martikov family urgently calls for barricading the inn’s windows and doors.
Atropa opens his window and witnesses a headless horseman decapitating guards below.
The horseman, not finding what he wants among the heads, grows angrier, and Atropa quickly bars his window shut.
Solomon panics silently in his room, clutching Bell for support as the house goes quiet, fearing the horseman's presence. They can hear him stalking about outside, searching… searching for Solomon…
The tension eases as the horseman departs, and Solomon watches his pocket watch reverse.
He gets violently sick from the stress.
Atropa rushes to Solomon’s room, taking note of Bell in there but deciding to leave that for later, and confronts him abrasively about the horseman, describing what he saw. "What did you do Solomon?!” He has no idea.
The Martikov’s say that it couldn’t find them because the dead can not see inside their home. The Inn is a safe place in Vallaki, making them all feel a bit more at ease.
Bell stays with Solomon, who is overwhelmed and passes out from stress.
Raisa and Teo share a room, and Raisa apologizes for involving him in their problems. He reassures her, but questions whether they can trust Atropa. Raisa admits that she isn’t sure. They both hope they can all make up soon.
HARD CONVERSATIONS
Atropa pouts and vents in his journal until Raisa comes to apologize for their fight.
The two stay up and talk for a long time, trying to understand the others point of view until Atropa asks if Raisa wants him to ask Strahd about being charmed. Would that help them put that worry to rest? “Yes, maybe it would.”
The two work together to write a letter to him through Atropa’s journal and send it.
They decide to retire for real after that, Atropa Raisa and Teo all sharing a room so no one is alone.
VALLAKI DAY 2: ALL OUT OF SPOONS
The inn is startled awake by the Captain of the guard, Izek. He demands to know if anyone saw the commotion from the night before. He blames it on horse thieves, and insists that two guards stole a horse and fled. No one is buying it and convince him that they saw nothing.
Bell shows Solomon her sword, and notices the name "Oathmaker" carved into it. Solomon warns Bell that the sword may be having an effect on her, even if it was Mara that made the oath long ago.
Over breakfast, BRATS chats with Raisa's family about their inherited estate outside Vallaki. It belonged to the Karelova family, but is long abandoned, but they are going to visit today to check it out.
When they are alone again, Atropa shows the group Strahd's response to he and Raisa’s letter, explaining that Strahd didn't cast a spell on the group, but that he has the ability to ease fears with his presence. The group reluctantly “accepts” his explanation.
BRATS checks their "lucky box" for the day and finds a cup with a trapped soul inside.. Atropa stores it in his bag of holding till they can release it, but is alarmed when he reaches in, and feels a hand pulling on the cup from inside his bag.
They figure out that whatever is in the bag has to be eating people. First the butler, then the people pie (the one made with bone flour), and now it tried to eat the soul. Atropa tries to identify the bag, but finds that his pearl component is missing, and that the bag ate it too! WTF!
On their way to their estate, BRATS discovers a man killed by wolves near Vallaki, who was searching for a specific spoon.
They decide to investigate and find their new manor adorned with spoons.
Inside, they find a diary belonging to Wencensia Karelova, detailing her transformation into a monstrous rotting corpse.
When Wencensia arrives home, BRATS hides, but Teo steps forward and is nearly killed by a soup she serves him.
The group manages to break her curse, restoring her to her old self.
Raisa sends Keelin for her aunt's help, Atropa collects valuable silver spoons, and Teo and Bell watch Solomon angrily chopping a tree.
Muriel and other keepers help Wencensia into town, where she thanks them and offers her dowry as a reward.
AROUND TOWN
The group returns to town and head to the bookstore. Solomon meets a man named Yanavich, who shows him his printing press and discusses publishing a detective Alaric Ray fanfiction (for the father’s ghost at Halvrest Manor lol).
Solomon reads history books at the store but finds discrepancies compared to what he learned from Strahd. He is able to convince Yanavich to show him some other rare books after hours.
While in the store, Bell attracts attention from some upper-class women who invite her to a book club hosted by the Baron's wife.
Atropa and Teo visit a tea shop despite some people talking bad about it, and meet Andela, a tough, beautiful half-elven half-Vistani woman who is treated like an outcast in town.
After learning they mean her no harm, Andela informs them about Izek Stranzi being the Baron's adopted son, the Baroness's book club, and tensions between the Wachter and Vallokovich families.
There's a rivalry between the families due to a canceled betrothal between Viktor Vallokovich and Stella Wachter. Rumor is that Viktor hurt Stella in some way.
BELL OF THE BOOK CLUB
Bell gets to the mansion and is greeted by the Baroness, Lydia Petrovna who seems nervous but eager to meet her.
She learns the group is reading “Gone with the Mists”, but learns that the event really seems to be focused on gossip rather than reading.
During the meeting, Izek enters with Viktor, who is holding what appears to be a stray cat. The Baroness speaks with Viktor in a stressed manner, but he is a dick back and retreats to his room.
TAKE ME TO CHURCH
Atropa and Teo head towards the church near the Baron’s house, and sit in the back until they get a chance to talk to Father Lucien Petrovich.
Teo asks him if he can spare someone to go to Barovia Village to replace the Father there. He suggests he speak to the Deacon about it as he has been wanting to leave Vallaki.
When they speak to him, he says he would be happy to, but that he has to wait for his son locked up in the Re-Education Center and will be for another two years.
SOLO-MAN AT THE BOOKSTORE
Solomon goes back to the bookstore and does a lot of research, paying his new friend Yanavich so that he may linger around. The two start to form a great friendship.
Solomon looks at a lot of books to familiarize himself with what they may see in Barovia as they travel and anything that may be of importance.
RAISAING TO THE INN
Raisa heads back to the Blue Water Inn to help her family with the dinner rush, and while working, she meets Nikolai and Karl Wachter.
Nikolai, trying to flirt with Raisa, shares that Riktavio has a lot of animals with him in his caravan. He invites Raisa to sneak away and see the animals with him sometime.
Out of curiosity, Raisa agrees, making Nikolai believe he has landed a date.
During the conversation, Nikolai and Karl reluctantly reveal details about their sister, Stella, who they say is sick and heartbroken after everything with Viktor.
VIKTOR VALLAKOVICH
Everyones goes to pick up Bell from the bookclub and notice a purple light coming from the attic window.
Inside Bell is discussing her efforts to regain her and Atropa’s family fortune with Lydia (a total lie to get them in with high society).
Lydia decides to introduce Bell to Viktor, and hints that they should get acquainted. She leaves them alone to talk.
Viktor is super rude to Bell, but she is snarky right back, catching him off guard. (I’m not like other girls)
He lets her into the attic with him, and Bell is able to deduce that he is a magic user.
She admits that she and Atropa are as well, and learns that he has found some intense spells on a book page he found in the attic. He has been experimenting with necromancy and a teleportation circle.
On their way back to the inn, Viktor sneaks out and follows BRATS, causing them all to quickly get him inside before they are seen.
He reveals the book page once belonged to Strahd, and that if Atropa and Bell are magic users, that he needs their help deciphering it.
The group is immediately interested
PIECE OF THE PUZZLE
BRATS deciphers a page from Strahd's journal detailing his relationship with Ludmilla who he was using, but eventually fell in love with.
The particular line of “As soon as I have no need of her assistance. She will be food like all the others” gives all of BRATS pause and all sideways glance Atropa.
They continue, and Strahd says he thought he would never love again after Patrina and Tatyana, but he makes Ludmilla the first of his undying companions.
Strahd's journal mentions experiments with teleportation to escape the mists.
When the night is done, Viktor leaves and BRATS reconnects to talk about what the hells just happened.
CHECK IN
Raisa learns from her uncle about an old wizard tower that may have more pages that belonged to Strahd and mentions people seeing "the Devil’s carriage" and a magic user near the swamp.
Raisa tells them all that she plans to skip a festival to investigate Riktavio, with Solomon joining her on her “date” with the Wachter brothers.
Atropa shares what he learned at a tea shop, and the topic turns to Stella. Teo is asked to check on her condition, using his holy man excuse to get in the door.
They discuss the Re-Education center's brutal practices in Vallaki with the Martikovs, and Teo says he will see if he can secure them an invite there as well to “give morning prayers”.
That evening, Atropa goes around and apologizes to the others about the other night's outburst. They all make up and talk about their goals moving forward.
Atropa talks with Bell about Strahd, coming to an understanding as Atropa opens up about his recent uncertainties. What is Strahd hiding?
They agree that the best course going forward is for Atropa to collect as much information about Strahd as he can, fact and rumor, to find out the truth. The heart to heart heals a little bit of their broken sibling bond <3
Bell starts hearing voices talking to her in her head while studying, and both siblings wonder if this voice is similar to the voice Atropa heard on the way to the castle. They check to see if Zal's symbol is on the pendant Bell just got, but instead find a symbol of an eye and hand they don’t recognize.
Teo is able to recall it as a god whose name has been forgotten, it is so ancient and probably very bad. Yay.
Bell goes to bed and Raisa hatches an idea to break Bell’s sword curse. She is going to use a scroll! Instead, when they go in, they see a monster hand climbing towards Bell out of Atropa’s bag of holding. It gets scared and retreats back in.
BAG MAN! That’s the thing that took Atropa’s pearl! MORTAL ENEMIES FROM NOW ON!!
Raisa is able to suppress the sword, and Bell is thankful, but is tired from the horrors and goes back to sleep. (Big mood)
Atropa stays up all night and keeps watch over the bag.
THE PASSENGER
Solomon calls a morning meeting after reading a book about monsters and theorizes that Bell and Atropa might be hearing voices due to an Allip, a creature of forbidden knowledge that can break one's mind. The Allip attaches itself to individuals until they break. It can only move on once knowledge is passed on and poses a danger to everyone around the infected person as it is very contagious if you talk about the information learned.
Atropa freaks out, because he and Strahd had just spent the night talking about what he had learned. Solomon tells him to check for anything odd he may have been writing without realizing it, as that is another symptom.
Atropa checks his journal and finds multiple entries repeating what the ring originally told him that he has no memory of. Fuck.
Solomon is frustrated that he didn’t get to Atropa in time, so the two write a letter to Strahd, warning him about the Allip and the potential danger.
THE WOLFHEAD JAMBOREE
BRATS does some shopping around town, and picks up a few missions, such as locating the stolen golden spoon and finding some ingredients for a few shop keeps.
They finish their errands just in time for the festival. Solomon, Raisa, and the brothers sneak away to Riktavio’s, while the others join the unsettling festival decorated with dead wolves and children running around in wolf pelts.
Lydia sends Viktor off with Bell to chat.
Atropa becomes “buddy buddy” with Viktor and starts calling him dude, to which Viktor is confused by but kind of likes?
They all play festival games to build trust, which starts to work until Re-Education Center testimonies begin.
A woman is brought up on stage in front of the crowd and gives a disturbing testimony about her experience in the center. It is clear that she means nothing she is saying and just wants to be free.
Atropa and Viktor exchange messages during the speech, to which Viktor expresses his anger and hatred towards Vallaki and his family.
Atropa tries to empathize with him about difficult family situations, but Viktor shuts down.
TO THE WAGONS
Solomon and Raisa follow the Wachter brothers over a wall into the area with the red vardos and Riktavio’s wagon, where the brothers antagonize a saber tooth tiger inside Riktavio's wagon.
Raisa tries to calm the animal, but the tiger breaks free and makes a mad dash towards the festival.
Raisa jumps onto the tiger's back to try calming it, while Solomon, who trusts Raisa to handle the situation, quickly investigates the red vardo and grabs anything he thinks looks important.
Solomon steals a horse and anticipating legal trouble, wakes up a kid who was tending the stables and feeds him a witness statement covering him and Raisa’s antics.
The kid is confused, but agrees with Solomon before he rides off after Raisa.
As they are running, Izek Stranzi and guards come to intercept the situation.
BAT sneaks over to help Raisa as the Baron tries to calm the crowd, just as the tiger knocks Raisa free and turns down an alleyway, and Riktavio appears and rides away on the creature's back.
Raisa and Solomon are quickly arrested by the guards while Izek and others pursue Riktavio.
ALL IS NOT WELL
Raisa and Solomon are brought to trial in front of the upset Baron at the festival, but the stable boy witness clears them of blame, and Solomon uses the city's own rules and papers to argue their case. They are let off the hook.
Afterwards, the Baron pulls BRATS aside and “invites” them all to dinner at his house in three days, which they reluctantly accept.
Atropa and Teo introduce the group to Andela, and help her draw in some business to her stall, which she appreciates.
Meanwhile, Raisa notices they are being watched and learns from her aunt and uncle that it's an informant from the Wachter House. Very interesting…
Back at the inn, Myriel tells the group that she tailed Rictavio and saw that he was wearing a disguise. His hat fell off and revealed him to have dark hair instead of his blonde, and he looked to be in his late 20’s. He cast a spell that quickly got him and the Sabertooth out of there.
BRATS has no idea who he could actually be.
Later in a room, Solomon tells the group about what he found in the red vardo: a book about interesting decapitations, domains beyond the mists and a note about them being places with new heads to grab, a shelf full of skulls, and a golden dragon comb. If it wasn’t obvious that she is the head thief, it certainly was now.
THE REEDUCATION CENTER
Teo, Atropa, Bell, and Father Lucien visit the Re-Education Center upon invite and under the pretext of offering “prayers and blessings”.
They are taken to some restricted areas, such as the Hall of the Lost, where the most severely affected patients are kept, and the Sensory Deprivation Cells, which induce silence, blindness, and deafness to help “calm” wary people.
Bell convinces a guard to grant them access to higher floors and they manage to meet with the Decon’s son.
After some persuasion, he agrees to play along with their plan to feign submission so he can be released.
Meanwhile, Atropa talks to an elven man imprisoned there, pretending to offer prayers. The man confesses that he is one of the “suitors” that was aggressively trying to court Andela because of her being one of the last female elves around. Atropa also learns that Andela got him sent to this place because he was being predatory and basically stalking her.
The man tells Atropa to tell her, "She can forget me and let me rot in here, but she cannot let the extinction of our race be on her hands." Atropa decides against relaying this message, knowing it is not her fault and is untrue.
On their way out, the group meets the re-educators, clad in eerie black cloaks with hoods that obscure their faces. They introduce themselves as Ilimir and Ivalice, who arfe super creepy. They quickly get out of there, unsure of the re-educators' intentions.
After leaving the Re-Education Center, Atropa shares what he learned with Andela. She expresses sadness at how some men from her old village viewed her solely as a means to continue their race rather than as a person. Atropa is incredibly angry to hear that people could think in such a way.
MEET THE WACHTERS
BRATS visits the Wachter family after suspecting they were being followed at the festival.
The brothers are quick to thank Raisa and Solomon for not getting them in trouble over the wagon incident. They could have easily ratted them out.
Atropa challenges the already drinking Nikoli and Karl to a drinking contest to break the awkward ice, and it works. They all have a good time.
Lady Fiona Wachter joins them then, and dismisses her sons to speak with BRATS alone.
She introduces herself and explains that she keeps a close eye on new Vallaki visitors.
She is quick to voice her frustration with the Baron's rule over the city and talks to them about her desire for a fair election so the people can choose instead of being dictated over.
BRATS cautiously listens but avoids showing clear support for either side of the argument.
After a lot of talking, Fiona trusts BRATS enough to meet Stella, and they learn that the girl has been cursed into believing she is a cat. (She is also only friendly to Bell and Atropa due to their tabaxi nature lol)
Bell is able to heal Stella, and the panicked girl starts to come back to herself slowly.
Fiona is eternally grateful and full of thanks, but she asks BRATS to give the family some space so they can care for Stella in privacy.They all agree and leave the reunited family.
Solomon suggests snooping while they're distracted, causing everyone to say “how could you?!” but they all do it anyway and find a hidden library.
They discover vampire romance novels and a document praising Strahd as the savior Vallaki and all of Barovia need.
Atropa takes a copy of the document to send to Strahd later.
They leave the house unnoticed, and now know that Fiona is even more of a fan of the devil than they thought.
Back at the inn, as everyone is settling down for the night they hear something super weird coming from the attic. When BRATS goes up to check, they see stepping back into their plane through some strange rift, Dexdrelda, the combined hags from the windmill!!!
They are able to fight her off, but she disappears into the ethereal plane again, vowing to make them all suffer.
The rest of the night was not very restful with the paranoia that she could pop out at any time.
MAKING FRIENDS
The group decides to visit the wizard tower the next day but first enjoy a night of downtime.
Atropa befriends a local guard and a tax collector at the Bluewater Inn by challenging them to drinking contests. He wins a bet from each, earning their favor. (He has found his frat boy niche!)
Amidst the chaos at the bar, Solomon and Bell play chess, and Bell confides in Solomon about the curse that's killing her and her necrosed hands. She even goes as far to tell him that she believes it to have originated from Zal’Honen’s lost book. Solomon is his usual interested self, but there is concern there, more than he usually shows.
Raisa helps run the tavern during the rush, but later pulls Bell and Myriel aside. Bell has learned and observed a lot, so Raisa confirms for her that yes, she is a part of the Keepers now, and that keeper magic is extremely old and has been passed down from the Eldest Raven, the one who started the Keepers. She also says that Bell is correct in thinking that a lot of the mist domains were once connected and that the mists have not always been around. The Keepers believe the mists are alive somehow, which intrigues Bell.
Teo observes the festivities and eventually sets up his portable confession booth amongst the rowdy bar. Atropa, half drunk, confides in Teo about his insecurities regarding the Strahd situation, leading to a drunken heart-to-heart.
Teo and Atropa have now achieved best friend status~ (A warlock and a holyman walk into a bar…)
DINNER WITH THE BARON
BRATS goes to meet the Baron and his family for dinner. Viktor is as grumpy as ever being around his family, Lydia appears stressed, and Izek keeps eyeing Solomon and Raisa suspiciously throughout the meal.
The dinner is tense, and eventually the Baron excuses his family so that he may speak with BRATS alone.
TBaron asks them to spy on the Wachter family, suspecting Fiona's ambitions to replace him as Burgomaster. He also forbids BRATS from associating with his family publicly, which frustrates the group to no end.
They agree to his terms for now, but have their own plans in mind. When they all leave, they quietly talk about how they are totally going to stab the Baron in the back. This guy sucks.
THE WIZARD TOWER
BRATS leaves for the wizard tower the next day, and while traveling, they witness an old crazy magic man shooting lightning and watch as he transforms into a giant centipede creature and disappears. They suspect it was the Mad Mage. Wtf!
They come up on the tower and find that it has a magical lock and a mysterious code above the door.
Unable to unlock the door, the group triggers Gargoyles guarding the tower to come to life and are attacked.
Everything is looking bleak. Teo is captured and lifted into the sky, Bell and Solomon are heavily injured, and the situation looks dire.
As a last attempt to save everyone, Raisa uses emergency magic from her necklace to teleport everyone away from the tower to safety.
SABR lands in the snow on Mount Baratok, about a day's travel from Vallaki. They are battered but mostly unharmed, except for Teo… where is Teo?!
Realization dawns on Raisa that her spell didn’t bring Teo with them, he was too far. The group panics. He was almost dead and was hoisted into the air by those monsters!!!
He has to be okay right?! They all decide to try to start trekking back to the tower though they are super far away. It isn’t looking good at all…
Before they can start out, the old man from before appeared to them and started talking crazy, but is also very adamant on keeping SABR’s attention and leading them.
They followed him back to his house, and try to make some sort of sense out of his ramblings.
The group was able to fix whatever sanity he had lost, if only temporarily, and comes face to face with the Mad Mage, Zal’Honen. (WHOA)
THE MAD MAGE
Through talking with him for a little while, SABR learns that Zal’Honen hates Strahd, the two share the goal of trying to get out of the mists, he shares the same condition Bell does, and that there may be a powerful healer in Krezk that could help them.
During all of it, Bell gets her chance to get incredibly mad at him for what he did to her and smacks him across the face. He takes it, apologizing for what the mad version of himself must have done.
After more talk, he asks if the group can take him to Borca whenever they go back, and to tell him if they find any pillars of amber anywhere.
He also speaks about an alternative option for Bell, that perhaps a soul for a soul in the mists will be enough of an exchange of power to help save her. Bell hates the idea, and Atropa can’t help but feel like that is what he plans on doing with Bell already.
Atropa is super careful what he says to their new “pal” Zal, as he has no idea how he will react to him being Strahd’s warlock.
They leave after staying the night and bid Zal farewell, hoping he maintains his sanity.
FROGNAPPER
The group starts rushing back to Vallaki, hoping that Raisa’s spell somehow miss fired and took Teo there.
On their way, they see a scary little druid guy doing a ritual on top of Lake Zarovich and watch as he gets pulled under by something underwater. Monster in the lake. Cool.
The group nopes away from that, and as they continue, they see Rahadin of all people catching frogs and putting them in his bag. They all stare confused, but wave at him. He barely acknowledges them and gives them the feeling that he does not want them anywhere near him, so they leave him be. (The hate aura is strong)
TEO?!
Getting back to Vallaki, everyone rushes to the church, hoping that the Morninglord saved him. If not, next stop wizard tower.
They get to the church and sit for the rest of service and hope Teo will appear. No such luck.
They start to make a plan of attack, when all of a sudden they watch as the confessional booth curtain opens and reveals a confused Teo.
SABR pounces on him, ecstatic. The spell had worked!
Teo corrects them, explaining that he watched them get teleported away and remembers falling to his death. He woke up in the church not that long ago.
Did the Morninglord actually save him?
Relieved to be reunited whatever the case, BRATS takes Teo back to the Blue Water Inn to rest for the night.
THE WOLF DEN
After a night of relaxing, BRATS decides to investigate the missing golden spoon situation for the jeweler, which leads them to a wolf den.
They sneak past the sleeping wolves and explore some old mines, where they find gems and diamonds. Bell and Raisa spend some time extracting them.
Atropa sees movement while he is keeping watch and is attacked by vampires. A fight ensues.
BRATS fights and kills the vampires, and Bell uses Speak with Dead to learn about the master vampire of the cave named Lacomie, one of a group of seven old vampires.
They continue deeper into the cave and encounter Lacomie, who ambushes them.
Lacomie gets ahold of Atropa, lifts a wounded Warlock off the ground, bites into his neck, and drains his blood.
Atropa dies
Teo is able to get to him quickly and resurrect him, but he is off and seems confused.
BRATS kills Lacomie after a tough struggle and finds the golden spoon.
They return the spoon to the jeweler and receive a discount at the shop. Atropa buys a new Pearl. (Yay! Fuck you Bag Man!)
BACK TO THE TOWER
BRATS returns to the wizard tower the next day, after learning how to avoid the gargoyles.
They complete a puzzle on the first floor that activates a talking elevator that shares facts about the tower's master, Kazhan, accompanied by calming music.
They reach the top floor to find the tower unoccupied. There is some evidence that Solomon’s colleague Van Richten may have been staying there at some point, and Solomon tells the group that he had seen evidence of him in town as well.
SABR finds more pages from Strahd's Tome on a desk and pockets them for later.
They explore the whole place, finding a few interesting things before heading back to their manor outside Vallaki.
They dump items they can't carry into Vallaki and plan their next moves.
TEO WAS BUSY
While SABR was at the tower, Teo had gone to the Re-Education Center and was able to get the Decon’s son out! He and his family will be leaving in the morning for Barovia Village. Teo has offered to go with them for protection.
This is BRATS last night together for awhile. Sad. They all make the most of it and spend time together before seeing Teo off the next morning.
They say their goodbyes and promise to meet up again when they head to Immol.
BACK TO WACHTER HOUSE
SABR visits Fiona Wachter again, where she rewards them for helping Stella the last time they were there. She says she is doing a lot better.
Fiona goes into how she feels like SABR is special, and gets out of them that they are mist travelers.
She shares a prophecy she received from Madam Eva when she was younger, predicting that an outsider would come through the mists and be welcomed by Strahd as a friend. She believes SABR fulfills this prophecy.
Atropa confirms that they are mist travelers and that Strahd is a friend to him and the group. Fiona is excited, believing they are what she has been waiting for.
Fiona recalls meeting Strahd when she was younger. She had snuck off to visit Castle Ravenloft, and he welcomed her. She found him to be not the monster others portrayed. Atropa couldn’t agree more, his loyalty to Strahd surging.
Atropa and Fiona bond over their shared perspective of Strahd, as the others look on, concerned.
SABR informs Fiona about the suspected vampires running the Re-Education Center, and they ask Atropa to write to Strahd for any info he may have. Fiona is impressed.
Strahd is quick to write back, and tells Atropa that the vampires have a history of threatening his family and says that he will send Volenta to Vallaki to help.
SABR panics, cause please no not Volenta, but is able to convince Strahd not to send anyone… they think…
Strahd considers intervening personally, due to the unrest in Vallaki and Barovia Village. Atropa and Bell had advised him to be more hands on after all… but he will leave it up to BRATS for now.
Back to the matter at hand, Fiona tells SABR that if they can take down Izek and find out what Viktor did to Stella, she will tell them the rest of her plans and they can work together to get the Baron out of office.
They decide to attack Izek in a few days, on the day of the big Festival of the Burning Sun, so Fiona can challenge the Baron in front of the whole town.
ATROPA?
Atropa sets up a meeting with a guard who hates Izek, convincing him to join their plan against the Baron for Vallaki's greater good.
After meeting them at their estate outside of Vallaki and agreeing to their plan, Atropa offers to escort the guard back to Vallaki while the rest of SABR stays and prepares.
An hour passes without Atropa returning, and the group immediately goes on alert. Has he arrested their favorite catboy?! Or worse? ...They find a blood trail leading to a nearby cave.
Everyone goes in ready for a fight and are met with a gruesome sight. Sitting with blood pooling around them, SABR sees Atropa drinking blood from the unconscious guard. His eyes are red and unfocused, making no move to stop as the others approach.
SABR manages to separate Atropa from the guard and Bell quickly heals him while Solomon smacks Atropa, snapping him out of his state. Atropa is horrified by what he's done and has no memory of the attack.
The group concocts a story about a wolf attack to explain the guard's injuries, hoping he won't remember what happened either.
Outside, Atropa is hysterical, expressing remorse and disbelief. He didn’t want this. Strahd promised it wouldn’t happen. He didn't want to be a vampire.
Solomon and Raisa suggest Atropa may have been turned by Lacomie's bite, killing him in the cave.
SABR takes the Sergeant back to Vallaki.
ARGYNVOSTHOLT
Atropa asks to press on, as they have a lot to do, and SABR sets out for a graveyard rumored to harbor walking dead.
En route, they encounter a body hung from a tree with a ram's skull replacing its head. The symbols carved into it indicate that it is being used as a shrine to death. Lovely.
They spot Argynvostholt, the home of the silver dragon knights who were once allies and then enemies of Strahd. Intrigued, they decide to investigate.
Inside, they see the shadow of a huge dragon fly overhead and follow it through the fortress.
While exploring, they are attacked by undead knights, who become aggressive upon learning Atropa serves Strahd. Atropa hides while the others clam the knights by convincing them they are allies. Atropa drops the form of dread he had put on and pretends to be someone entirely different to rejoin the group.
Deeper in Argynvostholt, they meet Sir Godfrey Gwilym, an undead knight who explains that intense emotions sustain the undead knights there and allow them to be reanimated.
Godfrey tells them how Strahd attacked the knights and the silver dragon, wiping them out because Strahd saw their kindness towards refugees he was fighting against as breaking their pact at being neutral in the war.
Godfrey says they may continue forward, but to be wary of some as not everyone there is nocile.
LADY LUGDANA
Deeper within Argynvostholt, SABR encounters Lady Lugdana's spirit who singles out Raisa as she was once a Keeper in life.
Lady Lugdana explains that she was away from the knights hunting the last priests of Osybus when the Mists sapped her strength. She witnessed her comrades fall and spent years fighting.
During her battles, Lady Lugdana met a giant raven that gave her a relic, her greatest weapon. She believes the Eldest Raven still lives, and when he died fighting a secret sect of Osybus followers, she offered the relic back to the ravens, where it waits for a worthy person to claim it.
Lady Lugdana warns that some seek war with those marked by the raven. The forest folk druids, and witches in the swamps pose a threat to them.
SABR asks about the silhouette of the dragon they saw upon entering the hold, and Lady Lagdana says that she feels that even Argynvost may not be at rest.
OSYBUS
SABR asks for more information about Osybus and are told that Osybus was an evil man who commanded followers and was ultimately defeated by Argynvost and his knights.
Osybus's followers betrayed him, leading to him being sealed in amber. The amber was taken to the Laventz family… Wasn’t that the name of the castle owned by the Silvra family? The one back in Borca that was merged with Halvhrest manor where they fought Dranzorg and broke a giant piece of…
SABR remembers destroying the amber in Laventz Castle, releasing black smoke that mocked them. Strahd had a strong reaction to this incident, particularly yelling at Atropa over it.
SABR comes to a horrible realization. The amber they destroyed, the black smoke that came out of it and laughed at them all, the amber Strahd had yelled at Atropa over. Had it been housing Osybus the whole time!?
Lady Lugdana gives them a raven key, and tells them that if they are meant to find what it opens, then they will and she can say no more than that.
WTF IS A CHORT?!
As SABR is leaving, one of the knights joins them, as he is curious of the body they saw hanging from a tree on their way in. He says he has seen some of them and is insistent on taking them down, suspecting it to be connected to rituals performed by the forest folk.
While attempting to help the knight remove one of these bodies, they are suddenly attacked by a terrifying decaying Moose Monster emerging from the woods.
In a desperate attempt to flee, Atropa summons two steeds for the group, allowing them to ride away.
They manage to reach safety at a nearby Vistani camp, where the creature eventually stops pursuing them, leaving them all shaken but alive.
Raisa looks through her book and tells the group what the creature is called a Chort.
LAKES CURSED
Upon arriving at the camp, SABR hears that a child is missing. The little girl Arabella was last seen in Vallaki near the orphanage.
SABR hurries off to track her down for the worried family that aren’t able to get into the city walls.
At the orphanage, they learn that a man comes by every so often and tries to get the kids to play with him.
SABR gets his description and starts off towards Lake Von Zarovich where they find the man rowing out onto the water carrying a wiggling bag.
They knock the man out of the boat, and he is instantly torn apart and eaten by a monster in the lake….
All of SABR sees tentacles coming out of the lake and hear a voice they can’t really understand. The creature is sentient, and seems to be pleased with being fed.
They all get the hells out of there.
ARABELLA OF THE VISTANI
SABR learns from Arabella that she is the seer they were meant to meet.
Back at the Vistani camp, Arabella plans to give the group a reading after they settle down and to find her when they are ready.
They take a moment to relax and open their lucky box, and are surprised when they pull out a leather book with the Von Zarovich crest on it. They all freak out that this is the journal they have been finding the pages from. This is the Tome of Strahd.
They all try to compose themselves and hide the book in their bags (not Atropa’s) before any of the Vistani see.
They go to Arabella to start their readings, and she gives one about artifacts they were asked to find. She names a few different domains to look in, such as Dementlieu, Richmulot, Mordent, and Darkon.
Each member receives a personal reading from Arabella:
Raisa's includes ominous references to Teo and a feeling of being manipulated.
Bell's suggests finding a new purpose, uncovering secrets, and protection.
Atropa's implies a changed fate and the importance of something he has seen.
Solomon reluctantly gets a reading indicating conflict and hidden potential for good.
Before Solomon’s reading, he makes a comment hoping he doesn’t get anymore terrible readings, but Arabella is able to convince him that it will be a good one.
During Solomon's reading, Arabella draws the Broken One card, a recurring bad card for him, and slyly changes the card out for another without him noticing.
After the reading Bell and Atropa stay back and explain to Arabella reoccuring card.
She warns them that something terrible may be coming soon and that he needs to be incredibly careful.
THE TOME OF STRAHD
(Huge story spoilers. Read at your own risk my fellow players)
Getting back to the Blue Water in, SABR goes into one of the center rooms (no windows) and locks the door.
They began pouring through Strahd’s Tome now that they were alone, Bell reading it aloud.
It talked about his life as a prince, fighting in the war, and leading men into battle from a young age. Recollections of his father’s love and cruelty, friendships he had made that were so strong they would die for one another, and feelings so intense that he began to twist as a person.
Tatyana, the woman from the portrait above Strahd’s mantle was a huge part of it. She had been his younger brother Sergei’s betrothed, and Strahd was insanely jealous. The journal was written in such a way that SABR could understand that what Strahd was saying could not have been the whole truth.
He claims that he had been courting Tatyana, that she and Strahd had secretly been in love and that he was going to propose to her the moment he got back from an outing, only to find his brother had stolen her away from him.
Strahd was distraught, and that was when the Dark Powers found him…
THE DARK POWERS
After returning home and hearing the news from Rahadin that Sergei and Tatyana were to be married, Strahd locked himself in his study and did everything he could to distract himself.
He noticed a book on his study shelf that he did not recognize, incomprehensible lore and diagrams of incredibly dark nature that both excited and filled Strahd with dread. That was when it found him.
The candles went out and Strahd heard a voice coming from everywhere and nowhere. All of his loved ones, their voices coming from every direction spoke to him about his heart's desire. Was he going to let Sergei take Tatyana from him? After everything Strahd had done for his family? Was he going to let his little brother charm her? She was meant to be with him.
The powers said they could give him her and that he would never age another day. Everything the young prince wanted.
Strahd wanted to know what the dark powers wanted from him in return.
The darkness overwhelmed Strahd with their power and waited for his answer to its proposal. He said nothing for a long while, and only as his last chance was retreating, did he ask what he must do. A deal was struck.
As the powers go, Strahd finds that his dear friend Alek has overheard the whole thing.
The men confront each other and a deadly battle ensues, ending with Strahd mortally wounding Alek after being stabbed himself.
As Alek lay dying, he told Strahd he would have helped him. He only had to ask. Alek was gone.
The voices urged Strahd to choose life then for himself, "No point in us both dying, Strahd." they urged on. All he had to do was drink. And he did.
Haunted by guilt of killing his best friend, Strahd hides Alek's body, only to find it gone the next day.
WEDDING DAY
Awhile later, on the day of the wedding, Strahd noticed one of his missing books in Sergei's room, a book of enchantments and charms.
He confronts his brother privately about the book and accuses Sergei of using spells on Tatyana to charm her into the wedding.
Strahd pulled out a dagger and stabs Sergei through, killing his younger brother in cold blood.
He would blame it on an assassin. It had to be done to save Tatyana.
Strahd went to find her, to tell her that Sergei was dead, just as the castle was attacked.
He watched as Tatyana was shot by an arrow and fell to her death over the side of the castle balcony. She was gone, and Strahd was consumed by darkness.
A man named Leo Delisnya had orchestrated an assault and had turned some of Strahd’s loyal men against him. They were killing everyone they could.
Strahd was able to put a stop to them, embracing the monster he had become and fought to keep those loyal to him safe. He had them swear to never speak of it, and there has been no written account to that night besides this journal he wrote in now.
TATYANA
Strahd talks about the time he spent trying to find Tatyana’s body after her fall, but it seems like she disappeared just as Alek did. Is this the Dark Powers doing?
It has to be. All of it has to be the Dark Powers fault.
Strahd reveals that Tatyana has been being reincarnated, his true curse, and recounts the life times she has lived that he has found her in and tried to reconnect with her.
All of them have always ended horribly, her death inescapable… but he will save her. He must. He loves her. She is everything good and everything he could ever want. He has to, he must. He can not fail.
PATRINA
During his time of grief and isolation and waiting forf Tatyana to appear to hiim again, Strahd was visited by an old love he knew before his change into a vampire. Patrina, a dusk elven woman came to visit him and the two reconnected. She brought some hope back into Strahd’s very dark world and made him feel a bit more like himself again.
The two planned to marry, but when Patrina returned back to her village to tell her family, she was killed.
Kasimir, her brother and lord of the Dusk Elves had killed Patrina to keep her out of Strahd’s hands. “She is forever beyond your grasp, monster.” was what he said to Strahd when he came to collect her.
Strahd took her body back to Ravenloft Castle and entombed her there as family.
He and Rahadin planned revenge then, no mere execution of Kasimir would be enough. (TW: Genocide) Strahd issued for Kasimir to “be marked” so everyone would know who was to blame, and ordered that the women of the Dusk Elves be slaughtered so that their race would struggle to survive and eventually die out.
Rahadin was far too pleased as he accepted the task.
HEART OF SORROW
Jumping forward in journal entries, Strahd and Ludmilla have combined their studies on the Amber Temple tomes and Azalin’s research to theorize a new spell variation.
They have successfully created a magical artifact referred to as the Heart, which acts as a shielding ward for Strahd.
The Heart is made from crystal and regenerates over time. It has become a living entity linked to Strahd’s own heart, similar in concept to a lich’s phylactery but with different implications for his mortality.
The Heart has a peculiar capability—it absorbs Strahd’s negative emotions such as hate, rage, grief, and sorrow, causing it to grow.
Strahd has placed the Heart in his tower, naming it the "Heart of Sorrow." It serves as a vessel to absorb his emotional pain, allowing him to detach from his feelings.
Was this what Atropa heard during his lost day in the tower?!
To wrap up his tome, Strahd reflected on his eternal fate bound to Barovia, a cycle of longing, loss, and unattainable desires. There must be some way to break this curse, and he would stop at nothing till he was free once more.
That was a lot to absorb.
SABR all agreed that what they just read changed A LOT of their views on many different topics.
With everything currently going on, they decided to put a pin in those horrors until after they dealt with the Baron and Izek.
One thing they all agreed on though, was that no one was allowed to tell Strahd about Ireena.
THE STONEGARDEN
SABR heads to the graveyard, passed Argynvostholt, and finds Elizabeth Lightwood (the lady they heard rumor about in town to be a magic user). She is dressed in Mordentish attire and sipping tea amidst her magically animated skeletons
To their surprise, SABR learns that Elizabeth was the person Anastrasya mentioned in her diary, the one who had been instructed to show Viktor a few things. They also learn that she is one of Ludmilla’s students
Elizabeth regrets letting Viktor copy a scroll of Modify Memory from her, suspecting he used it on Stella frequently and that is what hurt the girl.
Elizabeth expresses a desire to return to Mordent and offers to share more information with SABR in exchange for their help in safely leaving Barovia.
They agree and Elizabeth asks them to drink a tea that will erase their memories of their encounter (besides them offering to take her home) and hers of the information she is about to share.
All of SABR drinks it, except Atropa.
Before the effects of the tea take hold, Elizabeth gives SABR more missing pages from Strahd's tome and letters between her and Ludmilla.
The pages from Strahd's tome detail his and Azalin's attempts to understand the Mists. They conducted experiments, sent creatures through the Mists, and even attempted to travel through themselves.
Their successful venture took them to Mordentshire for 6 months before they were spit back into Barovia with no memory of their time there.
On their last attempt, Azlin disappears
BACK TO THE BARON’S
Ready to accomplish the plan, SABR heads back to the Baron’s house.
Bell and Atropa distract the Baron by “relaying” information about Fiona while Solomon snoops.
He finds a hidden closet where the Baron has been conducting personal acts of punishment and torture, and in another room Solomon discovers a collection of books and most importantly, Viktor's diary.
The diary contains damning admissions of Viktor experimenting on Stella, manipulation, unethical experiments on cats and servants, and his work on teleportation magic. He is desperately trying to escape Barovia.
After seeing enough, SABR leaves with evidence in hand.
THE BONES?!
Morning of the Festival of the Blazing Sun, SABR was greeted by Father Lucian coming to the inn to tell them that there had been a theft at the church! The Bones of St. Andrul are missing!
They go and investigate, learning that the gravedigger may know more.
After questioning the gravedigger, he admits to having been bribed by Viktor to move the bones to an open grave with the coffin maker’s help.
Bell says Ludmilla probably wanted the bones for spellwork, and Raisa thinks that someone wanted to be able to get into the church.
Father Lucien explains that the bones are supposed to keep dark forces out of Vallaki, or at least out of the church…
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
SABR goes to go Fiona to tell her about what they have learned and find a gathering of minor nobility and aristocrats.
They were shocked to see Lady Anastrasya among them, Atropa and Raisa particularly uncomfortable because of Raisa reading in her diary, and Atropa not yet telling Strahd about being a vampire…
Privately, SABR talks to Fiona about what they found. They ask for mercy toward the Baron's victim of a wife and provide Viktor's diary as evidence of his atrocities against Stella.
They also inform her of their plans for Izek and they get on the same page that the Baron must be stopped.
SABR asks about Anastrasya being there, and are told that she is handling the vampires in the re-education center. Strahd must have sent someone after all…
Fiona says that the next step is to stage a coup at the festival when the Baron is giving his speech. She says SABR need do nothing more than take care of Izek and that she will see them all there when it is time.
STICK TO THE PLAN
Raisa runs to the Inn and tells her family everything. The family is concerned, but decides to stay away from the festival and plan for whatever may happen. Atropa warns Andela as well, and though confused, she agrees to stay with the Martikovs.
SABR calls upon their allied guards and orchestrates a diversion involving a fake Rictavio sighting.
Izek takes the bait, leaving Vallaki to chase after the false lead, and SABR goes out to face him, to see if they can reason with him at all.
They can not. Izek is immediately hostile and a fight breaks out.
SABR and their new guard friends through strategic tactics and teamwork are able to knock many of the men unconscious and kill Izek.
As they are cleaning up right after the fight and the men have retreated back to Vallaki, Atropa has a moment of weakness and is overcome by his vampiric thirst. He drinks from Izek’s freshly dead body and gains the knowledge of a new spell in the process. That’s a thing?!
Back to the plan, SABR starts back to the festival and to meet up with Fiona for step three of overthrowing Vargus.
FESTIVAL OF THE BLAZING SUN
(More main story spoilers~)
SABR arrives in Vallaki just as Fiona, supported by Anastrasya, goes up on stage during the Baron’s speech and challenges his authority.
She accuses the Baron of tyranny, and urges for change in Vallaki. They must start over.
Vampire thralls suddenly appear, targeting the Baron and Viktor and shocking SABR. This wasn’t a part of the plan!
Viktor is able to get away and starts running back to his house
SABR knows exactly what he is going to try, and goes after him to stop him from teleporting and getting himself killed.
SABR makes it to his house, but a flash of purple light and energy shock goes off. They run inside and find half of the bones of St. Andral amongst the blast.
Did he just succeed?! FUCK!
They run back to the square, when they see the thrall holding Vargus down in front of Fiona and Anastrasya and the baroness being put into a black carriage.
Many of the villagers have run into the church of St. Andral to take shelter from the thrall, watching as some of them attack the guards.
SABR runs up to Fiona and questions why they are doing this. This isn’t what Fiona said would happen!
They are interrupted as they see Volenta and a few other spawn come down the road carrying the heads of the vampire twins. Oh shit.
Anastrasya instructs Volenta to take care of Vargus, and she happily tears out his throat in front of everyone.
Bell and Atropa confront Fiona again and demands an answer
Fiona justifies her actions, saying that the need for change in Vallaki is like lighting a fire that clears the way for new growth.
SABR prepares to fight Fiona and her allies, but are stopped short.
Everyone watches in shock and surprise as a flaming black horse comes riding down from the sky with a man upon its back. Strahd…
The villagers and combatants fall silent as Strahd dismounts and commands the spawn to stand down.
Strahd demands to know what is going on, allowing Fiona to explain herself enthusiastically before turning to SABR for their side of the story.
Atropa and Bell tell him the whole thing, of Fiona's plans and lies.
Strahd scolds Anastrasya and Volenta for their dishonorable actions and promises to deal with them later, visibly furious.
Turning back to Fiona, Strahd calmly asks if she has any children and in her silence says “I’ll take that as a yes. At least there will be someone to carry-on the allegiance to the Von Zarovich line.”
Strahd leans forward and detaches her spine from her skull. Everyone watches as Fiona crumples to the ground dead.
Strahd turns and addresses the crowd and announces his return in a month to check on Vallaki, demanding that a new Burgomaster be chosen by then, or he will make the decision himself.
He tells Anastrasya and Volenta to go, before he turns into mist and is gone.
Bell goes off on Anastrasya, who is still looking smug. She says nothing as she and Volenta climb into her carriage and drive away.
INTO THE BUNKER
The vampire thrall continue to attack the people of Vallaki, so SABR grabs all the civilians they can and hightails it back to the Blue Water Inn.
When they get there, the Martokov’s welcome people into a secret basement bunker that they promise is even more heavily warded.
Andela is quick to find Atropa and hugs him, glad he is alright. He explains what happened, and she is shocked. She asks him how he knew to warn her, and Atropa doesn’t know what to say…
SABR realizes that Father Lucien isn’t in the bunker and takes off back towards the church. They must have missed a crowd.
With stealth and caution, they make it back to the church and manage to slip past distracted thralls. They find him huddled with a group of frightened villagers, trying to maintain calm amidst the terrifying events.
SABR swiftly guides Father Lucien and the villagers back through the streets towards the Blue Water Inn. The journey back is tense, with occasional close calls, but they manage to make it back with no other problems.
The sun has set. There is nothing else they can do. The night is full of stress, but with a lot of people now safe, and SABR licking their own wounds (both physically and mentally), they are able to bunk down and contemplate the future of Vallaki.
THE AFTERMATH
The day after the Festival of the Blazing Sun is a somber one as SABR deals with the aftermath, discovering numerous casualties and destruction.
SABR finds the Coffin Makers shop, with the man dead inside. There is a glyph of warding on the stairs and six empty upright coffins in one of the rooms with a blood stained floor. What did they miss?
A quick investigation reveals remnants of a magic circle and a gold-covered pinky bone belonging to St. Andrel stuck in the floorboards.
Using "speak with dead," they learn the Coffin Maker was coerced into his actions, placing the bones of St. Andrel in a place where his killer could get at them. He was promised his life, but they deceived him with false promises of safety.
Father Lucien entrusts SABR with the remaining Bones of St. Andral. He knows Bell and Atropa can make use of them and that those who are actively doing good should be the ones holding the miracles.
Solomon goes to the bookstore again and asks his friend Yanvich to make copies of his notes on the events of what happened the previous day so that no one in Vallaki is left in the dark on the events.
Atropa takes one of the filers made and copies it to send to Strahd so he can know the full story as well. He is super nervous about a reply.
SABR collectively feels horrible about what happened to Vallaki on their watch and decide it is time to go. They have done enough and the city needs time to recover. The Martikov’s say that they did good, and that they are of course welcome back any time. SABR says they will try to be back before the next moon if they can.
Before leaving, they bid farewell to familiar faces like Blinsky and Andela, exchanging heartfelt goodbyes and promises to return.
They stay at the inn one last night and prepare for domain crossing in the morning.
Atropa confides in Bell about his dilemma regarding what to tell Strahd. He reveals he has been keeping A LOT from him out of fear of upsetting someone, but he has to keep up his part of the deal…
Together they carefully strategize. The only things they will tell Strahd is about Atropa becoming a vampire by Lacomie, the monster in Lake Zarovich along with the Druid sacrificial sites, the scary creature in the woods called the Chort, how they ran into Rahadin down at the lake catching frogs, and will ask what he is looking for from SABR when they get to Mordent.
Atropa hates that idea of keeping so much more from him (Osybus, the amber, Zal’Honen) mostly because of how bad it will be if he finds out on his own… but they have to maintain a balance between transparency and strategic discretion.
Meanwhile, Raisa confides in Solomon about her guilt over the recent events. Solomon tries to reassure her that it probably would have been worse without them, but she isn’t so sure. Fiona wouldn’t have felt as confident with Izek still in the picture…
INTO THE UNKNOWN
The next morning, SABR bids goodbye to the Martikovs and begins their journey towards the forest.
As they walk and discuss their strategy for crossing into Mordent, a caravan unexpectedly pulls up beside them. It's Arabella and her family, grateful for SABR's earlier aid and they offer to escort them safely through the mists to Mordent.
SABR accepts Arabella's offer, and as they traverse the misty crossing, something super strange starts to happen.
They hear repeated explosions all through the mists, accompanied by flashes of bright purple light.
Right beside their vardo, they watch as Viktor materializes with a scream, is engulfed in a brilliant purple light, and then vanishes again. The cycle repeats over and over.
SABR instinctively moves to intervene, but the Vistani demand they stay in the cart and do nothing. The Mists are not bound by their views of right and wrong.
Even if he sucks for what he did to Stella and Vallaki, they can’t help but feel bad. No one deserves to be eternally trapped like that…
WELCOME TO MORDENT
Eventually, they all get through the Mists and start seeing the outlines of large, old manors. Solomon seems relieved to be home.
They take a ferry across a river, where they meet Mr. Smith, who recognizes Solomon.
The topic moves to that of the Halloway House in the area, and he warns SABR not to go there. There is a fabled treasure there, but it’s not worth it, as only one has ever come back, but is now in the Sanitorium.
After crossing, they split ways from the Vistani and Solomon begins to explain the difference between Barovia and Mordent.
His home is less dangerous at night, but people don’t really talk about their superstitions, unless it is mutually brought up in a conversation. It can be considered rude and scandalous. Other than that, manners matter a lot.
They catch a stagecoach into Mordentshire and Solomon takes them straight to the tailor. Time to blend in again.
TO THE KULLE ESTATE!
Excited to bring his friends home, Solomon leads them up the hill to his family's estate.
Inside, Solomon's surprised family warmly welcomes him with hugs and relieved tears to see that he isn’t missing or dead after all..
SABR is introduced to his siblings: Dulcianna, Hexell, Penelope, and Endaline. Triston lives independently.
Penelope and Raisa instantly bond, sharing a lively, flirtatious energy, and Endaline introduces their basset hound, Princess Cinnabon, to everyone's delight.
Each of them wants to know what happened, but Solomon says he will explain everything in time, wanting to enjoy the reunion.
They keep pressing, and Solomon tells them all that he doesn’t remember. His eldest sister senses something amiss and has them drop it for now out of respect.
They update Solomon on what he has missed recently. Their father is old and requires constant care in the hospital now, rumors about Solomon's disappearance spread like wildfire, and he has a new little nephew to meet eventually as well.
The group disperses to explore the house.
Atropa talks to Endaline for awhile, much to Solomon’s dismay. He is very adamant that Atropa not try anything with any of his sisters, which Atropa is respecting, but likes messing with Solomon. Raisa is the one getting close to one of his sisters~
The four plan to have a birthday/ welcome home party for Solomon since they have missed so many.
Solomon’s sisters plan a birthday/welcome home party with the help of ABR. He’s going to hate it, it’s going to be great.
While he was gone, Endaline took an interest in Solomon's magical studies, collecting his books in her room. He is touched.
As they spend more time in the house, Solomon says he wants to introduce them to someone else and takes them to meet his grandmother.
Solomon begins speaking to an empty rocking chair, and ABR is shocked to learn that Solomon is able to speak with his dead grandmother. For some reason, he can see and speak to her.
Solomon asks her what they talked about before he disappeared, but she is unable to tell him anything.
The topic of the Godefroy’s comes up, and Solomon warns SABR of the curse surrounding the family. Tragic deaths and insanity followed them and anyone who dare go near.
Even Solomon refuses to go, and they all wonder if maybe he had and maybe that's why he was killed? Something to look into.
SABR settles in for the night and Raisa opts to bunk with Penelope during their stay in Mordent. (as a totally platonic friend. Sure)
WEATHERMAY-FOXGROVE HERBALIST SHOP
Solomon leads SABER (Endaline is tagging along) to Gen and Lori's herbalist shop in town where they notice the subtle wards and monster deterrents decorating the place.
They voice their concerns to Solomon, who tries to ease them. He’s undead too, they will suffer together if need be. It makes no one feel better.
Inside, Lori Weathermay-Foxgrove greets them but grows serious as she notices As they enter, the group is greeted by Lori Weathermay-Foxgrove who is behind the counter
Her face grows serious, as the mirrors in the room not only reveal Atropa as a vampire, but also that Solomon is undead, that Mara is attached to Bell, and that Raisa has a whole unkindness of ghostly ravens reflected in the mirrors.
Lori calls for Gen, and they are instantly on edge and pointing weapons at them all, until Solomon is able to convince them of their identities.
After tension eases and introductions are made, Solomon asks if they saw him on the day he disappeared.
Gen and Lori recall him rushing in and taking an emergency hunting kit from them before mentioning he'd learned something dangerous he couldn’t share. They allowed him into their family’s mausoleum for supplies.
One thing they do know is that Solomon got his strange pocket watch from a grave, the grave of William Blackburn-Bruce that he apparently dug up in Ash Tree Dale.
Upon talking further, SABR is surprised to learn that Gen and Lori have one of the items the Vistani told them about. The Morose Monocle. They say they will see about lending it to them all if they can.
Until then, SABER invites them to the welcome home party they are throwing Solomon. Solomon is surprised by this news but seems touched.
WELCOME HOME
Solomon says he would like to go see his father, and Endaline leads them to Soulbridge Hospital, which is connected to the Sanitorium
His reunion with his parents is emotional for them all.
Solomon gives them both a very brief explanation as to his absence before he promises to be back again soon.
After seeing his father, Solomon takes the group to go see his brother Tristan at his office.
SABR finds that Tristen is very charming and acts incredibly nice, but that there is a weird fakeness to it that they can’t totally understand.
They all agree to have dinner sometime soon…
SABR attracts attention as they walk back towards the Kulle estate as locals approach Solomon, expressing delight and some confusion at seeing him again.
Along the way, they stop at Solomon's older sibling's workplace (how many you got dude?!) who warmly embraces Solomon, admitting he was angry when he thought Solomon had stolen a horse and vanished.
Solomon learns this for the first time and asks if he mentioned anything else that day, but his brother doesn't recall. He promises to join them at the estate later for the celebration.
Back at the estate, Atropa and Endaline prepare a cake for the party.
The morning of the festivities, Atropa brings up his conversation with Bell about what information to give Strahd.
He shares his draft with the group, and both Raisa and Solomon agree that it covers the necessary points and should suffice.
Solomon's friends and family gather to celebrate his return and it is a lively reunion filled with catching up and laughter.
Afterward, Lori and Gen invite SABR back to their place to talk some more.
THE WEATHERMAY-FOXGROVE’S
When they are alone again, Lori and Gen tell SABR that a rumor was spread about Solomon being a victim of a serial killer. He is surprised but laughs it off.
They tell him that six murders have occurred in the area, confirmed non-supernatural, so maybe it is true.
Atropa asks the twins if they have any advice of him being a vampire in Mordent, and they mention that the Salbridge Sanitorium draws blood from patients. That may be a good way to avoid biting anyone.
Gen privately pulls Atropa aside and confides in him that she was bitten by a werewolf but hasn't transformed. She lives in fear of it. She understands what it's like to feel like a monster in waiting.
UNCLE GEORGE
BLARGS (lmao) all go to Lori and Gen’s uncle. George is a very charismatic man who is eager to meet all the new faces and to see Solomon again.
He tells them rumors of strange occurrences he has been hearing about in Dementlieu, and that its domain and Richemulot have somehow merged within the mists.
After much talking and speculating, George says he wants a bit of fun and takes BLARGS out to do some weapons training.
When they talk later, George says he is happy to give them the Monocle but that he wants their help first. He wants a "photograph" of the Tepestian MothMan in exhange.
WEATHERMAY-FOXGROVE FAMILY CRYPT
The family leads SABR down into their family crypt and Solomon finds his missing journal.
The journal mentions a lot of different things, a lot about the BlackBurn Bruce family and the Moornsworths.
There is an Urban Legend about the Moornsworth Graveyard, that new graves are being added all the time despite nobody being buried there and it is perpetually covered in Mist. Dates and names often show up, but they don’t always make much sense.
Solomon has a lot to think about. Was any of this information why the horseman was after him? What had he found out?
MOURNSWORTH CEMETERY
SABR decides to investigate the Moornsworth Cemetery for clues related to Solomon's findings and takes a carriage there first thing.
Solomon instructs them to look for Mournsworth graves or anything unusual.
The cemetery is larger than expected, shrouded in thick fog with endless rows of graves, so they split up to look around.
Unsettling things seem to be happening around them in the mist, and the duos begin to feel paranoid.
The Wixx duo find themselves surrounded by angel statues, some eerie and others beautiful with strange inscriptions carved into them, and it feels like they can almost hear them being said.
Suddenly, a ghostly figure emerges from one statue, and passes through Atropa and Bell, causing them to pass out.
Solomon and Raisa call out for their friends and eventually find them both unconscious.
Raisa stabilizes them, but Atropa becomes violently ill, vomiting blackish blood.
Concerned, they hastily return to the carriage and head back to Mordentshire as quickly as possible.
WAIT AND SEE...
Both sick, Atropa and Bell are checked over, but everyone is uncertain about the cause of what is making them so ill.
Everyone is baffled when they realize that Atropa may no longer be undead?!?
Atropa falls unconscious for several days, clearly needing rest.
Hopefully to get Bell more help, she and Raisa go up to visit the Sanatorium.
Raisa is asked to stay alongside Bell so that while they look over Bell’s illness, they may study Raisa as well. Something seems to be… off about her… just as a person…
Atropa wakes up a few days later feeling groggy, confused, and hungry for more than just blood. Solomon slips him a blood bag he swiped, but Atropa also asks for normal food.
Atropa finds he can still do all of the magic he had before, and then some? What was happening? Was he even a vampire anymore? Nothing was making sense…
Solomon and Atropa decide one day out of boredom that they should start trying to solve some of the smaller mysteries around Mordentshire to fill their days while the girls get treatment.
SKAW (Solomon Kulle, Atropa Wixx), the Boo Boys are on the case!
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And that's that for now! I say after so many pages. So. Many. Pages. hnng
Special thanks to @pigeon-princess for encouraging me to make this breakdown, @wintert-ide (Bell) @systemendeavors (Solomon) and @legendlorelibrary (Raisa) for being amazing playmates, @arasdain for being the worlds best DM and putting up with all of our craziness while sneaking his in too, and everyone here in the CoS community for being so wonderful <3
If you have any questions, feel free to ask, but I hope you enjoyed and thank you so much for all of your interest! Makes us all very happy~
I will keep this updated as the story goes on, and I'll add art to spots when it's applicable.
We are on a hiatus right now, but my brain rot is bad and I will not stop obsessing <3
#cos#curse of strahd#ravenloft#barovia#strahd von zarovich#strahd#dnd#dungeons and dragons#dnd 5e campaign#Dread Domains#campaign breakdown#It's so long omg I'm so sorry#sabr
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Last night's before-bed comic book reading brought me through to the end of X-Men (2021) #35, which closes out the Krakoan Era finale. So, wow. What to say? I talked a bit in previous posts about how this era seemed to be suddenly sprinting through a lot of concepts to get to the end. And now with the war with Orchis over, we spend this extra-long issue on what the state of things is shaping up to be as the dust settles. It's bittersweet. The art is a mix of various X-Men artists old and new. SPOILERS AHEAD: I think I like what they did as far as settling the fate of Krakoa. One thing that always feels weird is getting to the end of a big run that had lots of big things going on, and everything sort of falling apart to return to something resembling the old status quo. Here, they get to do a big reset but also have the Krakoa era matter and have consequences, as the civilian residents of Krakoa have actually been building a pacifist Krakoan society for 15 years in a dimension outside of time and space where time passes differently. Comics! Anyway, they've deemed that Earth isn't read for them yet, so they just returned to space/time briefly to drop off any mutants who have families and lives they want to return to on Earth - or who just miss the whole crazy mess that is life on this wacky planet - and then head back to The White Hot Room, realm of the Phoenix Force. Various characters spin-off into their various new lives post-Krakoan era. Xavier is arrested and held in an ultra-secure facility for turning supervillian and colluding with Orchis to murder humans as part of a plot to stall them so the Phoenix could wipe them out. It's… really sad to see Charles brought so low. Charles astral form checks in on his former students and is convinced they are ready to carry on the dream of the mutants. And then he either kills himself or feigns brain death as part of a longer plan. We'll find out, I assume, whenever a writer decides to pick up that thread and do something with it. So that's the wild ride that was the Krakoan Era. I do have some gaps that I feel like I need to go in and fill sometime in my reading. And maybe I'll do that. Or maybe I'll focus on following this new era that is beginning (and hoping that it involves less having to hop from book to book to book in order to have any hope of it making sense. One issue I have with the Krakoan Era is it often made the X-books feel like a big summer event crossover, but one that lasted for years and years). I don't think I'll be reading these day-and-date, though. I've gotten used to waiting for stuff to hit Unlimited and I find that reading experience on my tablet to be great. Has anyone been starting to read any of the new stuff yet? Like it?
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2/1/2024 Winter Classic - Seattle Kraken vs Vegas Golden Knights
The Summer I Fell For Hockey - The Perfect Day: On Yanni Gourde and the Narrative
A bank of fog rolls over the new year, over Seattle’s skyline, over the morning of the Winter Classic. T-Mobile park, after weeks of preparation, is transformed; sprouting up from the baseball diamond is a construct of ochre-red wood and glass, freshly frozen paint and ice, and boards that flash with sponsorships. A sea of people all in red, cream, navy and pale blue flood in to fill up the stands, 47,000 strong. There’s the retractable roof for insurance, in case Seattle weather decides to get in character, but for once the air stays dry and sunlight cuts through the fog in time for the match, winking warm and yellow and sweet from behind sparse cloud cover. In the future, today will be remembered as a near-perfect day for outdoor ice hockey. Continents and continents (and a hemisphere) away, the chime of a phone alarm rings out into a damp summer morning. It’s 6:30 am. It’s Kraken game day. I jolt awake.
The Vegas Golden Knights enter the arena dressed collectively as Elvis, shirts split open to the belly button, reflective of their city’s desert-dwelling glitterati. My Kraken come as fishermen, in work boots and hot red overalls, outfits made complete with fluro orange caps and stuffed fish. When it comes time to get onto the rink in their gear, the Kraken are introduced by Sir-Mix-a-Lot in a truly terrible mashup of his hits and ad libbed lines. As they make their way down the faux boardwalk, jets of fire spew forth intermittently, and real fishmongers from Pike Place Market toss fish between the players in an ode to their post-game tradition (the stuffed fish yeet) and the city of Seattle. The anthem is shredded by a 14-year-old local on electric guitar, to the stoic, patriotic acceptance of everyone watching. (Gods but hockey is such an unserious sport, and for this it will have my heart in perpetuity)
The rink is mic'd today, and I’m grateful. I love the sound of hockey; I love the sound of skate blades carving sibilant lines, the way sticks will clack against each other, against the gritty ice; and when the puck hits someone’s tape just right, there’s a now-familiar little zing deep in my reptilian brain that heralds satisfaction. One day, when my city hosts the AIHL (Australian Ice Hockey League), I’ll be right next to the rink and able to hear it all for myself, but for now this will have to suffice.
The Kraken start dominant, winning the first faceoff and instantly initiating a dump-and-chase. Their cheeks are blacked in an effort to stave off ice blindness, but I like to think they’ve donned war paint. In line with this, Tanev starts the festivities by slamming the Golden Knights’ Whitecloud in a brutal check. Today, with the mics hot, every thump and bump gets caught as bodies hit the boards. Neither team is holding back, some mutually agreed upon level of violence dialled up three notches. Unlike the check-heavy games I’ve watched in the past, there is no pall of malicious intent, no thin veneer of civility to cover up simmering anger from the get go. No; today the hits start clean. No penalties are called for first period.
Had it been two weeks ago, I’d have jumped on the opportunity to extol the virtues and skillset of our starting goalie, Joey. Later, the entire arena will shake with cheers of his name. Because I can’t resist, I’ll say this: he’s still unerringly good at trapping the puck to stop play and cause a reset, shuttering any build up of momentum and opportunities for rebounds; still going on his heart-stopping adventures out of the net and catching compliments from the broadcast on his exceptional stick handling; and the puck at times seems magnetised to his glove. Spoilers for the rest of the game: it’s a shutout, and after all those incredible stops I’m sure Jack Eichel will be kicking himself about being read like a book for days. 35 saves (his exact jersey number) and the first shutout in Winter Classic history. The story writes itself. But enough of that — Joey’s low-hanging fruit. And besides, I’ve already put pen to paper on the Dacs propaganda; it all still stands.
The hard checks keep coming. I get the feeling that something’s different today, that there’s something in the air apart from the perfect weather. Despite Vegas’ stellar record against the Kraken to date (8-1-0), the Kraken have a vice grip on the game. I’m so used to watching them chase games to stumbling, clumsy victories that this dominance feels surreal. They kill off the Knights’ attempts at transitioning, relentless in their pursuit and determined to play along the boards, keeping the puck largely out of their offensive zone. When the Knights do manage to drag it in, the Kraken d-men spare no effort viciously batting incoming pucks away from the slot, and should that fail — Joey’s right there to remind them just how good he is. It’s still a simple game, a steady and unembellished grind the way the Kraken like to play — but something about today makes me think that perhaps the elusive, gossamer thing called ‘luck’ is on their side. Perfect days don’t exist, until they do.
My Kraken score their first goal off a stylish deflection. Dunner skips the puck at Tolvy from the blue line, over Amadio’s stick and into traffic. The puck sails past a scrambling Knights defence, where Tolvy finds it midair and smacks it down, right into the back of the Knights’ net. The second goal materialises two minutes into second period, and so does the inciting incident for this essay (blog post/diary entry/unhinged hockey breakdown). After winning the puck off a scuffle along the boards Yanni Gourde legs it, sending it into Vegas’ side of the rink. There’s some back and forth, but ultimately Borgy picks up a goal with a slapshot off the rebound.
Gourdo (or Pumpkin, if the pun appeals) is the quintessential Kraken player. From his career, to his playstyle, to how he’s never come close to stardom — he is, to quote Nick Faris, someone that, “[...]embodies who the Kraken want to be.” He catches my attention today because of his tenacity, and because the liveblog tag goes hard for him as future captain. I’ve come to learn that where esports fans call it the Script, hockey fans use a different phrase. It’s all the same underneath: when everything fits so well, when it all begins to rhyme like poetry, when it’s so compelling that surely someone must’ve made it up — that’s the Narrative.
Gourdo is short for a hockey player, standing at a modest 5ft 9in (175cm). That’s the first thing you’ll hear about him; that he’s at or below league average. The second thing you’ll hear is that he was never drafted. In a league filled with stories of stars — whose fans and media orbit the monsters of the game, a dozen or so point-scoring darlings — here’s Yanni Gourde, the man who was once a season away from giving up the ghost and getting a civil engineering degree, a rookie for the Tampa Bay Lightning at 26. This, too, is Narrative — a different kind I’d say, because when you hear about underdogs you imagine a scrappy, uncut gem finally breaking through to reach the top. Gourdo isn’t some secret prodigy, and the stats he’s put up since he got his chance in the NHL are solid, a career high of 25 goals and 64 points in 82 games during his time with the Lightning, but nothing like your McDavids or MacKinnons. But that’s all just paper. Out on the ice, though? That’s where the real story is happening.
If Sidney Crosby’s story is the Narrative, Gourdo’s story is like if the Narrative was stolen by a side character — which, fittingly, is exactly what some of the best narratives are all about. A quick Youtube search turns up the usual fluff pieces done by team media. A deeper scan reveals an unusual amount of short highlights, largely scrums and fights that he’s been involved with. In one of them he can be seen sporting his big, crooked grin. This is how I find out that Yanni Gourde is a pest. An instigator, a rat. Whatever you call it, Gourde shares hockey lineage with the likes of Brad Marchand.
In ice hockey, games are won and lost off the back of power plays and penalty kills. But with hitting and fighting at an all-time low, how does one draw penalties? Gourdo has it all figured out. He plays his own game, sticking just short of too close and pushing the envelope on interference. He’s gone on record talking about his extracurriculars, how he verbally and physically taunts opposing players after the whistle: “I know most of the time it works them up and they want to punch me in the face a little bit more. If they take a penalty on me, then, I am winning.” Gourdo treads the line of illegality and sportsmanship, and tips people over the edge in his wake, and when they retaliate they’re caught out and sent to the box.
Rats have a bad reputation in the NHL. Honour codes dictate that you back up any insults, physical or otherwise, should another player challenge you to drop gloves — the assumption being that any on-ice beef is genuine — an agitator’s actions are premeditated, calculated to wreak as much havoc as possible. This insincerity leaves a bad taste in the mouths of many. And yet, Yanni Gourde is beloved.
When he was selected by the Kraken in the expansion draft, Lightning fans made tribute videos. When he first returned to Tampa Bay as a visiting player, the arena shook with his fans' welcome. He is universally regarded by teammates, both past and present, as a leader and an overwhelmingly positive force in the locker room; someone who knows how to get silly (krakenblr-core!), who contributes to constructing good attitudes on the ice, someone who has stepped up to fulfil leadership duties when his teammates have been injured.
Beyond his instigation (and his remarkably sparkling reputation in spite of this), most interesting to me is a distinct pattern to the rest of his shot highlights. There’s nothing too complicated about it, even I noticed as a fan who’s still learning: Yanni Gourde has that intangible, ineffable clutch factor. For every clip where he’s in a scuffle, there’s another instance where he’s scored a game winning goal.
My working theory for why? He’s the guy who didn’t give up on his hockey dream even after being snubbed by the NHL and relegated to the AHL, who debuted as a starter 6 years later than most rookies, made himself a nuisance to play against at every turn with his relentless puck chasing and instigating. He’s Gourdo. So of course he’s got the clutch factor; he snatched his entire career from the jaws of retirement in the eleventh hour.
On a day like today, where the weather is perfect and the sticky late game ice has puck bounces going the Kraken’s way, it feels like the right time for something magical. And in a match filled with physicality Gourdo defies expectations, plays his own game and manages a miracle. Early in the third period, the Knights go for an offensive reset on a loose puck in the Kraken slot that goes shooting past the blue line. It looks completely standard. I’ve seen it a hundred times by now.
And then, racing down the ice there’s Gourdo. I expect a check, because that’s the type of game they’ve primed us for. It doesn’t come. Instead, Gourdo slips right up into Cotter’s space, right under his stick. Their skates cross once but there’s no hit, and with the barest brush… the puck is lifted out from under Cotter’s feet.
This blog is named for a silly pun on ‘pickpocketed’, because it was one of the very first hockey concepts that really captured my imagination. I became quietly obsessed with the idea of pickpocketing in ice hockey, fascinated by hulking athletes who know they don’t even need to hit anyone to win. There’s something so delightful about it; the idea that in ice hockey, a game that is notorious for semi-legal fist fights and whose actual rules allow the players to throw their hundreds of pounds at each other in service of victory, you could simply lose the puck to a thief. Whatever you call it — pickpocketing, puck stripping — it’s the result of refs who’ve become increasingly trigger-happy on calls, and a league-wide shift toward protecting its superstars from concussions.
For Gourdo, it’s a matter of necessity. Being smaller than most players, he has few other options. He can’t just rely on checking; he’s part of the new wave of players who’ve bought in on the puck possession game, scrapping and digging to steal the puck away with stick lifts and finesse rather than outright force. (Funnily enough, fellow pest Marchand is named in an article as another player whose game is shifting to focus on puck possession).
In the wider arc of the Narrative, it’s a perfectly Yanni kind of play. He steals the puck away from the Knights right in their slot, and is left almost one on one with their goalie as everyone else on the ice rushes to catch up. It’s not beautiful hockey — there is no well-timed deke, no lethal toe drag release — it’s just Gourdo wrestling control of the puck from the carved up ice, awkward and off-balance. The first shot doesn’t even go in, bouncing off of Thompson’s pad. But Gourdo is right there to catch it off the rebound, never giving up, always holding on, and he scoops it right over and into the net.
I know the game is finished for the Vegas Golden Knights after this. Call me biassed about my Sharks but I’ve seen when a team is still hungry for a win, and the Knights aren’t coming to the table. More than just the number on the scoreboard, in hindsight this goal feels woven into the fabric of the Narrative. It’s gorgeously messy, unexpected. It comes as a surprise to everyone watching, the broadcast barely able to keep up before the puck makes its way to the net. It’s Seattle waking up from a decades-long slumber to remind the world that it’s always been a hockey town, and the Kraken victory a ringing statement. It's another game winning goal for Gourdo, exactly like he’s always done.
It’s not quite perfect hockey, of course, not what people think of as clean or even technically proficient. But if you’ve watched any Kraken broadcasts you know what I’m about to say.
That’s Kraken hockey, baby!
#kraken lb#seattle kraken#winter classic 2024#hockeyblr#nhl#ice hockey#yanni gourde#krakenblr#my writing#post-game stuff#player stuff#hello kraken lb come get your yanni propaganda#this man is incredible and interesting and we are so so so blessed to have him with us#i hope he's with us for a long time. but he's the kind of player I'd follow to a new team any day#this write up is a lot more polished than I thought it was gonna be (citations and everything!!!) and I'm quite happy with it!!#i'd like to thank the wayback machine for letting me read paywalled articles <3 bless bless bless#I think it's gonna be my fate to become an amateur scholar on these players' histories whenever i do propaganda#does this count as a primer even though it's like... also a post-game thing?#oh well. here it is and please enjoy!!!!
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"About the Blogger" Meme
Thanks to @all-inmoderation @bioloyg & @imliterallyjustablackgirl for tagging me! ❤️
Star Sign(s):
Sagittarius Sun, Virgo Moon, Pisces Rising <- What does it all mean? No idea! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Favorite Holidays:
Eid, Divali & Christmas <- Not for religious considerations, I associate them with having lots of delicious food, which is precious to me. 🤰🏽
Last Meal:
A slice of pawpaw (papaya), stew chicken, black eyed peas, white rice and sorrel juice. <- #grateful thanks mom 😔
Current Favorite Musician:
Khruangbin because Mark, Laura and DJ are all super talented and disciplined musicians, but also because I want the band's lead guitarist, Mark Speer and the bassist, Laura Lee, but especially Mark Speer, in ways that would shock and alarm you, like IDK anything about his personal life, but I think I'd combust if I met him. Mark if you're reading this that smut chapter in my songfic WIP was only possible because I just know you're good with your-[GUNSHOTS] <- He's not reading this, finish the meme! 😤
Last Music Listened To:
Total Control by The Motels for a The Bear meta post that I did and Hope Tala's "All My Girl's Like To Fight' from my small playlist of songs that I headcanon that Syd and Carmy from The Bear (2022) listen to. The playlist serves as a writing aid for me because regardless of the actual musical tastes of Syd and Carmy in the show's canon, this is a small sample of what the two of them like to listen to as I've characterized them in my fic.
Last Movie Watched:
Precious (2009) I was traumatizing myself and [SPOILERS]
Carmen Berzatto in my WIP fic, because Syd insults him using a gif from the movie and Carmy ends up watching this film so he'd understand the reference because he is a loser and is obsessed with his totally platonic coworker and he wants to know everything about her. 😔
Last TV Show Watched:
Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, @devisrina convinced me, but I haven't finished watching it yet and I'm not to sure when I'll resume because The Bear and Sydcarmy still have me in thrall. 😔
Last Book/Fic Finished:
Last book finished, Words of Radiance by Brandon Sanderson. Last fic finished.....I shan't say - I'll describe it though - it was a seedy, sketchy, funny, smutty, crack ship one shot gag fic on AO3. I'm ashamed of myself, some of those words in that fic were in The Bible, but chile........anyways. Moving on!
Last Book/Fic Abandoned:
Last book I stopped reading - Oathbringer by Brandon Sanderson - Dalinar Kholin, you stupid cunt, why do you always-[GUNSHOTS] <-Girl walk away from the book if it's stressing you that bad, c'mon now - the fictional character's dumb decisions can't hurt you. I'm actually planning on finishing it someday, but I watched The Bear when I was a quarter of the way through the book and now I am totally useless for almost everything else.
Currently Reading:
Ten Myths About Israel by Ilan Pappe, get a free ebook copy of it here while you can. Also the Gaza Diary by Ziad, a 35 year old Palestinian man.
Last Thing Researched for Art/Writing/Hyperfixation:
High blood pressure and pregnancy, and maternity leave in the US of A, and before that CBT case studies and CPTSD and ADHD, and before that meningitis and sepsis. <- All for my current Sydcarmy WIP.
Favorite Online Fandom Memory:
The day Richonne went canon, or rather that era. <- Love it when racists suffer, schadenfreude can be something so personal. 🥴
Favorite Old Fandom You Wish Would Drag You Back In/Have A Resurgence:
I want Star Wars and BNHA to be good, but alas....Next question. <- Anyways these franchise/series are making money hand over fist still, nobody cares if I never care about them again, but I do love the ship Inko Midoriya/All Might from BNHA and I ship UkaTake from Haikyuu!! <- I had a lot of fun in that niche marketplace for a time.
Favorite Thing You Enjoy That Never Had an Active or Big "Fandom" but You Wish It Did:
The Blue Castle by LM Montgomery FUCKS severely - I'm glad that it got a boost on here with The Blue Castle Book Club. Ms. Montgomery put her whole pussy into that book, every single cell and I relate to the book's protagonist, Valancy, quite a lot.
Also, The Queen's Thief series by Megan Whalen Turner has a smallish, but fairly active following on Tumblr, but it deserves the energy that is devoted to some more popular YA fantasy/historical novel series. <- All of these books are re-readable af, 10/10 no notes.
Tempting Project You're Trying to Reign In/Don't Have Time For:
No such thing because I am unemployed. <- have mercy on me O God! It's been the first year of my adult life that I haven't been in university or running myself through the gristmill of capital and I feel trapped and anxious and fed the fuck up. I hate it here, goddamn!
Sorry to end on such a bummer of a note, but thank you for reading if you've read this far and please, regardless of if you were tagged, play along if you can! I've seen a lot of my mutuals tagged in these things before, so apologies if you've already done this, but*
@vacationship @anxietycroissant @bulabujalam @tvfantic87 @devisrina @dreadfuldevotee @mod-doodles <- please come back to me, Mod, darling, I miss you! 🥲 @jub-jub @pureseasalt <- bestie I miss you too! @ashluvsu4ever @cchickki @parrradiseeee @margaery-bonaparte-said-so @seleneofthejungle @prowitchazel @gardenianoire @artemis0404 @polymorphposting @hauntedstrawberrygiver @justabovewater20 @monetbonet @sab-teraa @agoodworkerdoes @melfinawins @melaninerd @iwantadecentblogname @persephonelovesbooks @november-rising @yannaryartside @bitchqueenofthebitchsquad @waywarddeee @myelegieseulogizeme @paddington22017 @ruethrills @techliche @erins-quinn @sydcarmyfan @lunasink @perkedelktg @couldbemaybe @msmoiraine @darkostudios-blog @angelica4equity @theonlyamazingtazmin @mswyrr @chansoooo1-blog
*pretends all of your blog names rhyme with pikachu*, I choose you!
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Mature Rated Fics Masterlist (38)
Part 1- Part 25 / Part 26 / Part 27 / Part 28 / Part 29 / Part 30 / Part 31 / Part 32 / Part 33 / Part 34 / Part 35 / Part 36 / Part 37 /
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Roughing It-atetheredmind (ao3) Summary: After an argument with Gale leaves her stranded in the woods, Katniss joins a handsome stranger and his son on their camping trip. Seven Years-78bathsheba (ao3) Summary: Peeta was in the hospital garden, hands in the dirt planting herbs, when the good Dr. Aurelius came to tell him he could go home.“Where will you be going now?” he asked, and only Peeta could hear the undercurrent of excitement that laced the question. There it is, he thought wearily. Even the man who knows my deepest, darkest secrets expects me to go running back to District 12. To her. “You know,” he said thoughtfully, “I think I'm just going to travel for a bit.” He could almost hear the doctor’s heart breaking over the sound of his own. Shattered Pieces-HGfanonezillion (ao3) Summary: Katniss and Peeta struggle with life and with each other as they work to start their family. Simple Gifts-Court81981 (ff.net) Summary: Post-Mockingjay; With inspiration and help from their daughter, Katniss and Peeta begin work on a new book, one that will introduce some old holiday traditions from before the Dark Days into the Mellark household, and to District 12. Sister Wife-Alliswell (ao3) Summary: In a post war Panem, the male denizens of the districts sacrificed their life to free their people from the corruption of the Capitol, endangering the population of the country. The Sister Wife Initiative was put in place to encourage the procreation of a new generation. But no system is without flaw. Skimming the Surface-bubblegum1425 (ao3) Summary: Peeta Mellark wakes up one night a little less than 15 years after the events of Mockingjay and grabs his sketchbook... Smile-chele20035, Janeeyre54 (ao3) Summary: Delly Cartwright knows all about smiling and being as nice as she could possibly be. But her smile hides deep pain and shame. Find out how she grows. Sometime in Their Happily Ever After..-chele20035 (ao3) Summary: It's #nationalsexday, so I thought a little sexy drabble is what we need to help celebrate! This is part of my Wilderness story, it is sometime after the story is finished, which I am working very hard to wrap up soon. There are spoilers! But only the HEA kind. But nothing major. just our fave couple having some smutty fun. and if you are a fan of my Twisted... there are ropes involved!!! Somewhere in the middle-angylinni (ao3) Summary: Peeta is tired of being the one to always compromise when it comes to their relationship. Three years after she left for Spain, Katniss keeps blowing him off about coming home. Speed Date-ashyblondwaves (ao3) Summary: The last place Katniss Everdeen expects to find love is at a gay speed dating event, but when Peeta Mellark approaches her, they have a speed date of their very own and embark on a relationship that Katniss never could have predicted for herself. Modern day AU.
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Putting this under a cut because I'll be talking spoilers for "Dead Boy Detectives" (TV), "Sandman" (TV), and "Sandman" (35-year-old comic series). As someone who read "Sandman" in real time back in the 90s, I'm kind of amused at what a lot of fandoms for the TV shows seem to be assuming about what will happen without having read the comics.
I first noticed this with "Sandman" when the first season came out and "Dreamling" (shipping Dream with Hob Gadling) became a thing on the strength of a single episode. I get that Tom Sturridge and Ferdinand Kingsley did a hell of a job with that episode and can see why they caught people's attention. But a lot of chatter seemed to assume that there would be a lot more, that Hob would become a major character and help Dream in all sorts of ways.
And that...didn't happen in the comics. Dream visits Hob briefly in a dream before his journey to Hell, leaving behind an incredibly old and valuable bottle of wine when Hob wakes up. Many issues later, Hob learns of Dream's death like most everyone else and attends the wake. There's one final episode where he talks in vague terms about his grief to his current girlfriend and Death comes to check on him. And that's it. There's also the fact that while I think it's safe to assume that somewhere in his hundreds of years of life Hob probably slept with a dude, in every mention of his sexuality in the comics (that I remember - it has been a few years since I reread the whole thing) he's with a woman. One visit he's raving about his pretty wife and healthy son, a century later both of them have died and he's still alive and grieving. After Dream's quick visit, Hob wakes up next to the woman he's seeing. In his final appearance, he's on a date with his current relationship, a black woman that he keeps apologizing to because he remembers his own complicity in the slave trade. There's no indication on the page that I remember of him being bi. And if the series follows that path, will fans get upset that the adaptation of a comic book stayed with the path of the comic, especially for a minor character? I've also seen speculation on our new Dead Boy Detectives showing up in S2 of Sandman, and at this moment I would be surprised if that happened. In the comics, Edwin returns from Hell along with all the rest of the souls who were there when Lucifer quits his job and throws everyone out. Charles dies as a result of starvation/dehydration and infection from injuries suffered by the same bullies that killed Edwin in 1916. When Death shows up, Charles refuses to leave Edwin behind - Death wasn't there for him because Edwin already died - and Death is trying to keep up with the massive number of new deaths happening because of Lucifer's actions. She takes off (in full 80s running gear, including legwarmers), saying she'll come back for him. And instead the two 12-year-olds become detectives in the "Free Country" comic miniseries.
Would I like to see Edwin and Charles show up in the next "Sandman"? Absolutely. I love that we've seen Death and Despair in DBD. But if it happens, I think it will have to be in a completely different context than what we have in the comics. I'd also love to see the boys run into more of the Endless if "Dead Boy Detectives" gets a second season. But we'll just have to keep watching and hyping both series so we get more.
I also need to read the rest of the DBD comics and see if they used any of the comics for the series and in what way.
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Shane & Harvey HCs in "A Meteorite Among The Stars"
Below are the current headcanons I have going on for my Shane x OC x Harvey fanfic, A Meteorite Among The Stars. FYI these two will be rivals. There will be other characters but these are the main ones that will get the most attention other than my OC 😊
Will update this as the writing progresses-seriously this FF is taking on a life on its own that made me stop writing my other FF with just Shane, which will have separate headcanons.
Also, there are longer versions but cut them out here as they contain spoilers 😝
Name: Shane McHale
Age: 33 going on 34 (birthdate 4/20-yes we're using the 12 months in a year time frame)
Ethnicity: Irish/Welsh
Physical looks (at 33): short black hair (undercut) with dark-green eyes; weight 230 pounds; height 5’9 (I know most people headcanon Shane to be 5’6-5’7 but I’ll give him a break here. He still has the dad bod/love handles with body hair tho lol); for the first 1.5 months of AMATS he has a black beard but shaves it off mid-Spring with a few gray hairs throughout his face
Body Modifications: a Celtic band on his right bicep he got randomly during his sophomore college (seriously, he got it on a whim because he was with some friends at a tattoo shop during a night out because peer pressure is real. Think one of those super popular tribal tattoos from the 90s but with Celtic knots and that’s it haha); a Celtic Shield knot tattoo in the middle of his upper back (he got before his senior year in college because again peer pressure is real)
Current Jobs: Full-time Stock boy at Jojamart; Part-time ranch hand at Whitehouse Ranch for Marnie
Hobbies: When he gets off work he’s mentally drained and doesn’t have the energy to do much. He’ll play video games, listen to old rock/punk/metal music, and occasionally read but can never keep up with a book and gives up. Also believe that in his twenties he played electric guitar/bass (leaned more towards bass because he thought it would be easier) but stopped because he lost interest as he turned 30 sadly. Honestly, he would rather zone out in front of the television or phone so he can be distracted from his current reality (my guy needs a hobby BAD)
Name: Harvey Theodore Danger Jr, (Yes like the band. His dad named him because he loved the band growing up haha)
Age: 34 going on 35 (birthdate 1/14)
Ethnicity: German/Scandinavian
Physical looks (at 34): wavy light brown hair (also undercut but more full) with hazel eyes; wears tortoise glasses; weight 225 pounds; height 6’1 (he’s not skinny but he’s not chubby either. Definitely has love handles and body hair); has a light brown Chevon handlebar mustache that he takes TREMENDOUS care of (he trims it regularly & uses mustache wax to keep it in place)
Body Modifications: He wanted to get a tattoo in college but couldn’t decide. He ALMOST got one in medical school but lost his nerve. He DID get a piercing in his left ear back in college but removed it when he was in medical school
Current Job: Full-time General Practitioner at Pelican Town Clinic
Hobbies: Reading, building model plane kits, cooking (when he makes time to do it but he admits he’s lazy), also plays the trumpet (he was in high school band and was part of a couple of ensembles in college/med school for fun but now just does it when he’s feeling nostalgic) which led to his love of classical jazz (also listens to classic rock & new age when he thinks no one’s around-has a complex that people will think he’s ‘an old guy trying to relive his youth’ instead of a respectable doctor)
#stardew valley headcanons#stardew valley fanfic#sdv fanfic#stardew valley fanfiction#sdv fanfiction#writing ideas#stardew shane#stardew harvey#a meteorite among the stars
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saw byron lore from the ultmania and I'm not actually mad about it. some spoilers following:
Byron Rosfield and Eugen Havel have an interesting background together. Byron is 56 years old, Havel is 57. The book mentions:
-They have been battle buddies for decades
-Havel and Byron are often bickering, but they trust each other and always have each other's backs
-Year 850 (Byron Age 28, Havel Age 29) Byron meets Havel for the first time at a conference when Elwin and Clive went to survey the mothercrystal at Drake's Fang. The two immediately got into an argument.
-Year 857 (Byron Age 35, Havel Age 36) Worked together to fight for the liberation of Kanver, became battle buddies
-Year 878 (Byron Age 56, Havel Age 57) Fought together again at Randellah
The book does not mention Byron ever marrying anyone, although it does say that Byron made a fortune and pays a lot of taxes (like the good man he is) lol.
#they're just an old man yaoi confirmed at this point#also I had byron at 52 which isn't far off#I'll switch it to 56#and the fact that he truly never married is interesting to me#he gives me those eccentric bachelor vibes who just never married bc they're actually queer#Or just not interested in that#he had Clive and Joshua after all and wasn't under the same kind of pressure to perform his duty to the duchy like elwin#anyway#𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧. byron rosfield
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Ooof I still get so mad that Rowan can drive a nineteen year old girl, whom he knows is depressed, to the brink of suicide and that it took a third party to tell him to stop being an ass to get him to change how he treated Celaena. Like if he’s 5 instead of 5 centuries old (or however old he is). And people call that romance???? SJM thought that was so romantic she decided to extend the series by three more books because she changed the course of the series just make them endgame????? And then he, like Rhys, never apologized because Celaena didn’t want him to because “that’s just who he is”?????? In just one book after they killed another of Celaena’s abusers????
Heir of fire spoiler alert chapter 35
I just reached the part when he tells her about his mate about how he literally left his pregnant mate because he wanted to prove himself and I cannot.
Look, it’s sad. It’s genuinely heartbreaking but where the fuck is the apology? Why are SJM men allergic to apologies?
He would not apologize for today, or yesterday, or for any of it. And she would not ask him to, not now that she understood that in the weeks she had been looking at him it had been like gazing at a reflection. No wonder she had loathed him.
You’ve got to be joking. Y’all went through something similar, but that doesn’t mean you should just forget every single thing he did??
It’s funny how Sarah J Maas made the cold girl character (Nesta) get on her knees and beg for forgiveness from the people who locked her up, lied to, manipulated & treated her like shit, but the hot male character (Rowan), who is shitty for absolutely no reason, gets a free pass because his poor mate died.
Just admit you hate women at this point
#anti sjm#anti rowan whitethorn#anti#heir of fire#throne of glass#nesta archeron#pro nesta#pro nesta archeron#a court of silver flames#acosf#nesta deserves better#high queen nesta#anti rowan#rowan whitethorn#tog#sjm universe#sjm fandom#sjmass#anti sarah j maas
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A Year in (Book) Review: My 2024 Reading Journey 📚
#35 - When You Wish Upon a Star by Elizabeth Lim
Fantasy / Twisted Tales #14 / 301 pages / published in 2023 / Finished Mar. 29
One Sentence Review: A surprisingly heartfelt tale set in the world of Pinocchio, this Twisted Tale sets its sight on the Blue Fairy and introduces an interesting magical world and magic system, as well as new and old-but-better-developed characters, for a magical journey of love, family, and sisterhood.
Favorite Quotes
"Empathy without a conscience is like living with only half a heart. Your conscience is what motivates you to act. It is our compass, guiding us in the direction of doing what's right."
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"'Who ... who doesn't love children?' he stammered. 'They are the future. They have their whole world in front of them, and they're free to dream.'"
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"At least she had cookies."
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"Because not everyone is all good or all bad, she realized. It might be easy to label them as such, but it simply isn't true."
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"Experience and age have no correlation to the strength of one's heart."
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"A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as plain as the nose on your face."
My rating: 4/5
A Few More Thoughts (Spoilers):
I enjoyed this book much more than I expected to considering I don't like Pinocchio. The fact that it focused so heavily on the Blue Fairy - Chia - and her sister's broken relationship got me invested in the story. I also really enjoyed Geppetto's character and his romance with Ilaria.
Along with my really liking the book, I was most surprised by the simple but still somehow in-depth world building. The fairy magic system was intriguing, and I liked the divide between the good and bad fairies and the message that too many rules, or the strictest adherence to tradition, even in pursuit of good, can be bad.
This book teaches that the world is not made up of black and white; it is much more complex than that. Sometimes in our pursuit of and dedication to helping people and doing good, we can become too obsessed with the rules and order and can lose sight of what made us want to help people in the first place.
#book review#booklr#elizabeth lim#disneys twisted tales#when you wish upon a star#pinocchio#fantasy#ya fiction#spoilers#books#a year in book review#book reviews#tumblr polls#quotes#book rec#march reads#adventurous#mysterious#disney
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The memory of hope survives the death and rebirth of the entire universe. Spoilers for a 35 year old comic here.
But this breaks my entire heart. The wonder of it. I actually did not put it together until I reread A Hope in Hell after reading Overture. But she was there all the time. Hope.
Okay, to explain to people who haven't read the comic book Sandman, but who have probably watched the show, or even if you have not. In this early episode/issue, Dream survives a deadly game of make-believe only because on Judgment Day, at the end of all things, he remembers there is such a thing as "hope".
And then, many, many years later, there comes this prequel comic. I'm not generally a fan of prequels. I mean, we already know how it's going to turn out, are you sure there aren't any original stories you'd rather tell than filling us in on some details of a story you already told? Are you sure this isn't just a safe money grab, cashing in on the assumption that most people just want more of the thing they know they like and don't want new, different things? Are you sure you're not in some way going to water down a powerful story to stretch it out?
But it's Neil Gaiman. He's bought a lot of "sure"s from me, especially in regards to Sandman, his magnum opus, and my absolute favorite work of fiction. So you read it and you're blown away by page after page of ridiculously good storytelling, good art, and revelations heaped on revelations in a comic that's almost entirely built on mysteries. And one of the things it reveals is the character Hope Beautiful Lost Nebula, egg-daughter of Clearly, sperm-daughter of Troubling Worlds.
She's great. And then she dies. And it doesn't stop her. And she's one of the people who knowingly sacrifice, not themselves, but every possible memory people may even have that they ever existed, to remake the history of the universe post hoc to preemptively stop it from destroying itself.
But, as it turns out, this comic from 1989 knew exactly what they were going to be doing in 2013. And Dream does remember Hope, just when it matters the most. My mind is blown into another realm and my heart is shattered in a thousand pieces. That is good writing.
#sandman#i'm not crying you're crying#could not actually get a screenshot from the netflix show because netflix is bad
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Derin Stories Fan Art :)
Here’s where I collect the fanart I’ve made for Derin stories over the years! Some of it is quite old (as in, one of the first things I’ve posted here) and some of it is quite new, so expect varying levels of ability :)
Some of these will contain spoilers, but I’m pretty good at tagging when they take place, so yeah.
CURRENT DERIN STORIES FLOWCHART
Charlie MacNamara, Galactic Ace <3
Charlie, Glath and Charlie’s kids
Copy <|> Paste
Kate with the rest (the end)
Curse Words
Book 4: Kayden, Kylie and Max: School Break Picture
Book 4, Chapter 50: Prediction Art that was wrong
Book 4, Chapter 52: Max Gets Cancelled (American Version)
Book 4, Chapter 52: Max Gets Cancelled (Attempted Australian Version, I’m terrible)
Book 4, Chapter 86: Chill Krakens to study by
Book 4, Chapter 88: Max is uncancelled? Hmmm
The Void Princess
Laika & Shana
Time To Orbit: Unknown
Chapter 10: Perfectly Good Citrus
Chapter 16: Thanks, Grandma
Chapter 18: PUF parody song
Chapter 35: The Crew ™
Should probably read at least Chapter 70 before viewing: Aspen & Shia
Chapter 81: The Crew ™, Expanded
Chapter 94: Short-Lived Victory Song
Chapter 102: The Crew ™: Just Add Chickens!
Portrait of Adin’s interrupted Smoke break (from fanon that he was a line cook)
Moospen Greaves (read up to Chapter 148 otherwise you may be confused)(but this is crack tbh)
Retrospective Portrait of the conceptual effects of the book’s events upon Aspen
Other (fanworks of posts, etc.)
Flowchart November 2024
Flowchart of what to read (as of January 2024)
Dramatic reading of the Milk Orbital post
Flowchart of what to read (as of 2022)
Old 2023 version below, I couldn’t find the post again but I wanted to keep it for posterity’s sake.
This is the June 2023 version.
#Derin stories masterpost#time to orbit: unknown#curse words#Charlie MacNamara#curse words: spell casting for fun and prophet#tto:u#ttou
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Dove (mostly Dove/John ship) lore master post GOOOO
Things are subject to change ofc when I learn more about Shoreside and we're given more information with new episodes.
General information ofc
She/they/he basically any! She's bigender so some days she leans toward a more masculine look or more feminine look. Gender at birth is ambiguous. I don't know where I lean. Both appeal to me and exist simultaneously. Shrodingers gender. Bisexual/pansexual :]
5 foot 5 inches tall (almost a foot shorter than John at 6'4")
She's 25 years old, birthday: 5/12/1998 (using the day I first ever talked about the concept of her, may 12th! 1998 since I asked when shoreside is set, and it's set in 2023, time just yknow catches up on you when you make things so in 2023 shes 25. John is 35 in 2023 so this makes him 10 years older than her)
She lives in Florida around the Daytona Beach area with her grandparents! I imagine she's originally from another state (coughs. Pennsylvania) but probably got sent down to Florida to be raised by her grandparents due to some shitty parent drama ofc.
She works in the local library with her grandmother. Does all the running around putting books away that the older librarians can't do. Outside of that she also helps her grandparents around the house. Very helpful woman. Does a lot of the yard work, puts up Christmas lights. She'd be unassumedly strong for how she looks imo.
Some of her hobbies include jogging, writing, drawing, reading, baking. Kind of asocial until you get to know her, then she's a silly fellow. Sarcastic by nature, but harmless. I named her after bleeding heart doves, and which bleeding heart can kind of be used to describe her. Very soft hearted and kind most of the time which can be detrimental lol. Lol. (Her working with John probably makes her morals more aligned with his overtime, changing her personality slightly to be more similar)
Uh. Random facts: She has really bad eyesight. Has an old fat orange cat actually named Garfield funnily enough. Shades of blue are her favorite colors. She smells sweet. Carries uh. A sketchbook, other miscellaneous note taking stuff. Always has candy on her hajfjsjdj favorite animals include ofc pigeons, cats, axolotls, snakes. Her music taste is very all over the place, she likes Frank Sinatra and other that era crooners thanks to her grandparents, while also enjoying hard rock music, metal, pop, some techno, punk. Her faaaavorite TV show is Twin Peaks. Good lord she can't shut up about it. Has a crush on Dale Cooper.
Rest under cut for length reasons. Some shoreside spoilers.
In 2011, when the massacre happened and pieces of people were washing up on beaches, Dove was ~13 at the time and remembers seeing that shit in person on the beaches of Daytona, and all over the news. Traumatizing! But puts a want to understand what's Going On till adulthood. Probably has a phobia about the ocean! Hahaha:)
I've been playing with the idea of maybe doves grandparents being involved in the house club? But I don't think they would be!
when she hits adulthood, and specifically in her 20s, she puts effort into researching this shit in her free time.
(A lot of this is speculation and not knowing shit after this)
The first time she meets John Gein (outside of seeing him on the TV back in 2011 when he used to work for CNN) in person, I'm sure it was because she was probably trespassing somewhere she shouldn't be while he was investigating the area simultaneously where he runs into her. First it's of course all suspicion and you can't be here, and he kicks her out.
She being the stubborn woman she is, she keeps showing up and keeps having run-ins with John who, out of some begrudging admiration for her dedication to discover things, reluctantly lets her begin helping him with the shit he's more interested in, and not the goals of the company he's working for.
(He's both relieved and annoyed that Dove doesn't want payment. Yaay he doesn't have to pay her and ugh. Unpaid labor. That's okay John the only thing she wants is you to pay for both of you when you go out to eat and discuss the things you've discovered)
They probably met and began this whole thing maybe a couple years before the events in 2023, maybe 2020 idk? She'd be just out of college. At first they're just uneasy acquaintances, but eventually as they continue working together, they become friends (as they grow closer you just KNOW dove is sending him silly memes. The more weird the better), the two warming up to each other. They both greatly appreciate each other and enjoy being in the other's company, at some point both crossing a "i have romantic feelings for you but neither of us have admitted this yet" threshold where their friendship holds a more tender feeling, where they begin sharing drinks ("one large strawberry milkshake please. No we don't need two, just one for the two of us please! :]") and what not.
Everyone assumes they're dating at this point. They're not yet, but ofc dove gets teased relentlessly by her grandparents. ("Ooohhh Doveee your boyfriend is here!!" "He's not- not my boyfriend." cue very amused John look. "Oh make sure you're being safe and protected!" Wink wink nudge. "MOM-MOM PLEASE.")
Do they love each other? Of course they do. I think it would inevitably be John to say he loves her first. He'd probably say it while she's panicking about something and being worried so he decides to like. Catch her off guard and get it off her mind via kissing her, which works! Works very well because sure enough she can only focus on him holding her, cupping her face and letting her know he loves her and not to worry about whatever she was freaking out about. Yaaaay entering the actually dating now era yippeeee
Cue them now actually doing couple things outside of their working together... John gifting her sweet things like flowers, candy. Gets her a little pigeon plushie because it reminded him of her. (That plush will now be cuddled to death when she sleeps alone bc of him jfjsjfjsj) Dove's grandparents would probably trust John so much they'd give him a key to their house to let himself in to see Dove whenever tbh. Sometimes he lets her know when he's coming, othertimes not so. Showing up while she's not expecting him and jumpscaring her a lot hahaha. I'm sure he finds it funny (he does). That's fine you keep jumpscaring her like that John, well fuck you get your hat STOLEN loser! Yoink! Ope girl now you're getting grabbed and hoisted into his arms and- ooohh they're cute together actually hehehe
Their relationship is very equal despite the 10 year age gap ("MYS THATS BAD" - they are two consenting adults. It's fine. 35 isn't old. Leave me alone), Dove, unfortunately, would probably be too dedicated to him even as he kind of becomes more uh. Crazy? Ig I can use that to describe it. Not seeing anything wrong with him harassing Noah Risse for answers, only kind of at least being mad at John's attitude toward Porter's and Bryan's deaths and John being fired for it, but being just as eager to get the information they want. Would definitely help him kill someone if she had to. Hah. (Idk why I enjoy the idea of him teaching her how to shoot his gun. Yknow. Just in case. No reason! :] )
Um. I don't know what else to add. If you read this and have questions about her feel free to reply/shoot me an ask.
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