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The other day I answered the door to my postman. I was signing for stuff, like you do, when my kid came downstairs with only his underwear and a t-shirt on.

Now, the postman couldn’t see him from the front door, and I scribbled my signature and said, to my son, “You need to put some trousers on.”

My postman, very slowly, looked down at his trouser-clad legs with a mixture of confusion and horror, and then looked back up at me.

When I explained I was talking to my little boy out of his line of sight, he gave a very solemn nod and said: “I thought I’d put trousers on this morning, but suddenly when you said that, I really wasn’t sure.” 

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Fabric study :)🤍

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Soukoku as ivantill 🥰🌸

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manuscript

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the other ear finally stopped working

i’m holding a memorial service today

death comes for the headphones that got 500,000 views or something like that i haven’t checked bc im not on instagram anymore

so sad

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*grabs both your hands in gesture of sincerity*

Don't let this die. Taylor Swift is the Pollution Queen now. We need meme edits with her photoshopped onto backgrounds of wildfire-ravaged landscapes and oil refineries chugging out black smoke.

Photo of smudgy black eye shadow? That's THE Taylor Swift-inspired look now, it represents fossil fuels.

We need parodies of Taylor Swift songs about pollution and killing polar bears.

Give her representatives a full-time job for the rest of their lives defending her from the phrase "Pollution Queen." Make this meme a the figurehead of an entire fleet of other celebrity-terrorizing memes.

"But this doesn't dismantle the system that—" Shut. Don't care. Isn't it great that such a huge portion of environmental damage is being done by human individuals with egos, whose feelings can be hurt when people are mean?

Money can save you from physical harm, but can it save you from looking ridiculous?

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So I had a ballet phase and naturally, I got an idea for a ballet AU.

Kouyou owns a Pointe shop and Yosano is a ballet dancer. Yosano has to go buy Pointe shoes every few days, but she doesn't mind because she gets to see her girlfriend.

Dazai is Yosano's dance partner and best friend. He met Kouyou and they have a weird friendship where no one knows if they actually hate each other or not. Dazai also uses pointe shoes because fuck gender norms.

He goes to Kouyou's shop one day along with Yosano and it just so happened to be the day Chuuya passed by to help his sister around her shop. So now Kouyou has to deal with Dazai riling up her brother and Chuuya is holding onto his last bits of patience with teeth and nails.

This goes on for weeks and no one questions it when Chuuya starts accompanying Kouyou to rehearsals.

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Dazatsu

Dazai: Hey are you single?

Atsushi: No.

Dazai: Are you taken?

Atsushi: Nope.

Dazai: Are you married?

Atsushi: I am not.

Dazai: I don’t understand. Then what are you?

Atsushi. I’m hungry. I’m freaking hungry you have any food? Do you, can you give me food?

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Some more drawings I made for a fanfic I'm writing (Mafia/modern/human au) a lot of these characters don't have their injuries yet.

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I will forever love you Mr. Honor student

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He failed.

I choose at random which one of my shitposts gets to be on the tumblr…usually it’s the stupidest one.

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With how many times he’s had to fish him out of water I think he can get a his own fisherman photo