It's been 7 long years.
The final season of Percy Jackson and the Olympians has just begun to release.
The Ares and Apollo cabins are in a dispute over ownership for the flying chariot.
The counselors sit around a table in the Big House.
Percy has just learned that he's (probably) gonna die in the next month, when Clarisse and Michael begin to bicker. Percy has had it up to here.
He starts clapping rhythmically. There is a lull in the room as they stare at him.
He claps faster.
"Oh golly, the road's getting bumpy, cause I've got me some friends who just can't get along-"
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๐ช so grab a plate, have a taste, ่ฟๅฃๅณ่ฎฉๆ้ถ้! i'm still preying on a butcher's veinโ
[ID: a piece of dungeon meshi fanart. on the left are five panels showing a closeup of a character's eye with the hourglass-shaped pupil of the demon: from top to bottom they are the winged lion, mithrun, thistle, marcille & laios. the background, extending to the right, is abstract veins, intestines, feathers & checkerboards. text above, lyrics from butcher vanity - flavor foley, reads:
"The slaughter's mine
Oh, blood and viscera divine
Preserved and primed
Each muscle divvied up to dine
And in the high, ๆๅญๅจ
Tasting ่กๆทๆท็็ฑ
I'll devour all of you in time" End ID.]
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never stop blowing up is like if an entire table had only 1 (one) person playing the straight man and it was ally beardsley
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alex's physicality as kingskin is on point. i absolutely believe that is the soul of a teen girl piloting a hulking mob boss like a mech suit.
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also love the fact that the writers made it clear that aemond now realizes that his story of claiming vhagar doesn't make him the special snowflake targaryen of the world like he thinks it did. you know that he's been thinking for years that he has some prophesied greatness for being able to claim a big war dragon on his own and has been using that to inflate his own ego. and then here comes addam, some lowborn boat man who was hand-picked by a war dragon, and now there's another random guy flying over the castle on a dragon. literally everyone gets a dragon you get a dragon i get a dragon the silversmith down the street gets a dragon. and you know that's going to drive aemond NUTS
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๐๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ฌ & ๐๐๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐โ๐ฌ ๐ฌ๐จ๐ง, ๐๐ข๐ฌ๐๐ซ๐ฒ๐ฌ ๐๐, ๐๐๐๐ก๐๐๐ซ๐ฒ๐ฌ, ๐๐๐๐ง๐๐๐ซ๐, ๐๐๐๐ก๐๐๐ซ๐, ๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ง ๐๐๐, ๐๐ข๐ฌ๐๐ง๐ฒ๐, ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐จ๐ซ, & ๐๐ก๐๐๐ง๐โ๐ฌ ๐ ๐๐๐ฎ๐ ๐ก๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ฌ.
๐๐ซ๐๐๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ ๐๐จ๐ซ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐ซ๐ญ ๐๐ซ๐๐ฐ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐จ : ( @๐๐ซ๐๐ณ๐ฒ๐ญ๐จ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ )
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When your 55 years old and your first friends ever are a 15 year old who you told to kill his grandpa, a 300+ year old witch who has odd intentions and has probs been drugging you, and an old man who spends all of his castle funds on new outfits and being sassy.
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