#splatoon shipshape

[tarditzgrade]

help i just wanted to learn what a splatoon stage was and now i’m learning aboUT FUCKING PHYSICS

WHAT THE HELL IS A MOMENT

[splatoongamefiles]

so i found out on Shipshape Cargo Co there are flying fish in the waters in the background ! n i wondered, are these actually low Polly models ?? if u what do they look like ?? i thought i might ask u out of all peeps xD i found out from this tweet

holy HELL was this hard, i had to hex edit some files because switch toolbox is dumb trying to find it particles from certain file formats but whatever i got it!

it's actually a model, and from what i can see, there's not a texture, it's only done actually with vertex colours!

here it is in blender. yes it's a full model and not just an image. The raw model file is here:

https://file.garden/ZRWmCDccGFWyKuzh/FlyingFish01.dae

In blender you want this for the material setup, using a colour attribute node. replace principled with whatever material thing you want

[glassesfreekjr]

IMG: candid photo of Red Flare District's (alleged) bassist, Deryn Doe. Wanted for illegal data brokering as of 09/10/122023.

Excerpt from interview with two three members of Red Flare District, Inkopolis News Network; 6 September 122023:

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Q: So, i take it the band's second single was composed and arranged primarily by... Haddock, was it? Hiddock (he/him), guitarist: Hiddock. Deryn (presumed she/her), bassist: [incoherent] St. Tuna Piano (he/him), frontman & drummer: Yeah, no input from me at all, man. Real inspiring stuff. Shame Petr coul'n't sing vocals again. Q: ... What was the reason this time? St. Tuna Piano: Cuz 'e choked on a bell pepper, that's wot. Irrevokably out o' commission. Deryn: [incoherent] Hiddock: Truth be told, I was initially inspired after our day trip to Um'ami — er, before it flooded last week, that is — but it wasn't until Shipshape Cargo Co. broke into the whole Turf War shtick that this idea just... arose through spontaneous generation; Squid Athena being birthed, fully formed, from her own skull. I mean, like, this new battleground floats through the remains of the polar ice caps — in essence, the impetus of both humanity's extinction and the Great Turf War, now used for a mundane cargo route and commercialized inkspewing. Don't you think that's oddly messed up? Q: Couldn't say. Anyway: there seems to be some degree of curiousity regarding a sample used around the one-minute mark. Any remarks? Hiddock: From a demo tape we found. Lost media; fit the theme. You wouldn't believe if we told you how we got it. Deryn: [fervent babble; no less comprensible] Q: I... don't believe she was even invited to this interview. How, uh... why is your bassist present? Hiddock: Well, "present" isn't... the word I would use. She's here, certainly. St. Tuna Piano: She comes n' goes as she pleases. Sorry if she touches anythin', 'er hands get all sticky. Q: Yes, but where did she come from? St. Tuna Piano: Same place anyone does, I 'xpect. Hiddock: Under a bridge. St. Tuna Piano (abruptly): Don't worry about it. We, eh, take care of her. Or somethin'.

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(sample source list can be found on my Youtube)

[arsenicalofarsons]

Went on recon this morning and noticed that on the new Shipshape Cargo map you get splashes on your screen when you go near the water

[aearabelle]

so I noticed on the new ship stage there's ice in the background, which means they probably aren't in Splatlandian/Inkadian waters… do they just like stow away on the ship until it's in the middle of the ocean??

[totaldramafan-lauri]

LOOK AT THEMMMMMM!!! Frye is cute, Big Man looks so flipping cool in that pattern, and Shiver! Is! SO GORGEOUS!!!! *cough* A-anyway-

FrostyFest has been going great so far! A fair amount of losses, sure, but a lot of wins, too! My first win of the day was a 10x battle, even....I feel like I've been pulling my weight, and getting some good teams, too! Not one mirror match also! Things are looking good so far....

Also, uh.....I-I think I have a new favorite map....(In 3) This is a map I've played on before, but never this much in one session....So, it took me a while to realize just how much I love it....A-and I'm willing to bet that, like with Moray, this is a map that has its haters somewhere, and that's fine, cuz this is a weird one....

I've come to really, really like Shipshape Cargo Co.

I-I can't help it....It's just so FUN! Nearly every match I've had on it has been fun! It feels so GOOD to snipe there! The perfect size, and sooooo much good high ground.....Taking the middle feels great, cuz you can overlook soooo much of the enemy base...It's like an even better Eeltail Alley! I-I wish I could've realized how fun this map was sooner than this, but....I am not complaining about playing on it so much!

I-I know this probably sounds like a really random choice for favorite stage, and I dunno how many agree with me, but.....that's just my taste, really.....XD

It's no Moray, which I still miss, but it'll definitely do! I'm happy to have so much love for a new 3 stage! >v< Cuz I already know what my fav 1 and 2 stages are. XD

Speaking of which....Bluefin Depot's back? My prayers are answered! Now, all that will be lost when 1's online goes down will be Saltspray Rig and Urchin Underpass......I'm nostalgic for both of those, but Bluefin was my favorite of the three easily. Glad to have it back!

Here's hoping I can keep up this momentum in Tricolor tomorrow, but.....I-I flipping sucked at that last time, so I don't have a lot of confidence.....I-I'll try by best for Shiver's revenge, tho!!

[lovely-hikari-cosplay]

This Splatfest really said “Oops! All Flounder Heights 🤷🏾‍♀️”

[soup-guts]

Eight losses in a row I’m gonna splat somebody I stg

[invisibleoctopus]

so like is tartar actually confirmed dead or are people just ASSUMING its dead bc it died in the manga + it said that thing about reuniting with the professor but like. maybe it THOUGHT it was gonna die and then it stayed alive somehow

my personal copium theory is maybe the salmonids found it and like rebuilt tartar or saved it somehow and tartar is like "we both hate inklings why dont we work together also maybe u guys are the ones who should replace humans hahaha jk unless...

because i dont know why the fuck else they would put the blender leitmotif there as the song fish sticks sing to encourage the other salmonids to fight harder !!!!

and how the new omega 3 songs have the timpani in the beginning doing the same rhythm as when the NILS statue emerges (which also parallels the scrappers having octavio's theme when u stun them)

[arsenalsquid]

Quad

[nightmarefueler]

I'd like to upload this as an act of shame on our team's Custom Splattershot Jr. Legit troglodyte behavior.

RGY8-M7LC-BR8G-Y0CY

[tarditzgrade]

new video gang go wild

it's another deep dive, this time for the drizzle 2023 stages, crableg capital and shipshape cargo co

[redshift-corridor]

It's nice to see they're bringing back the old SR gear, now what I really want is for them to add the Oceanic Hardhat and remake my old work outfit

[splat-details]

are there any more hidden goobers like marie’s pet scallop?

hmmm..... honestly that little guy is a bit of an outlier, most of the time unique species dont have models unless theyre clearly visible to the player

off the top of my head, some levels in octo expansion have other sea cucumbers hanging out, but as much as i love them, they are just cq cumber retextures lol

there are also some tiny little flying fish that pop up in shipshape cargo co, if you wanna count them

and of course the snapper canal ducks

this one doesnt really fit your request since its just art, but theres this specific poster seen in inkblot art academy but ONLY in splatoon 2, they changed it in splatoon 3 and i miss it </3

[splatreference]

Shipshape Cargo Co. (Splatoon 3)

[thingsmysplattershotjrtoldme]

DRIZZLE SEASON 2023

I'm going to do a bit of analysis this time on things I found interesting!

First of all, we'll be getting an Anniversary Splatfest - Who would be the Best leader of Deep Cut? Shiver, Frye, or Big Man? (Team Frye rise up and get our girl her win!)

Then along with some badges and banners (as well as double chances of 10x battles), we'll be getting the Deep Cut Amiibos in November! Can't wait for my wallet to cry!

Last of the Twitter updates is that we're getting a Big Run literally the day the new season drops. No news on where or if there's a new King yet!

Now onto the trailer!

First off, more new music! From what we hear in the trailer I like it! Not nearly as much as Yoko and The Gold Bazookas, but it's definitely Splatoony!

Mixing up the order a bit, we have two NEW maps! Pretty sure everyone thought Crableg Capital was Saltspray on the first few seconds, but it appears to be a mid city construction site (perhaps it will come back completed in Splatoon 4 like Hammerhead?) And the other new map is Shipshape Cargo Co., which seems to be a cargo ship in the middle of the artic (how are these kids wearing tees and sandals here without freezing?) I'm no map expert, so I'll leave the good map/bad map debate to more experienced players, but I really like the look of these!

Next are the two new weapons - Dread Wringer and Heavy Edit Splatling! Dread Wringer seems to be a laundry or mop bucket with a wringer attachment that launches two shots per swing. And the Heavy Edit looks like it's a mix between a highlighter and a correction fluid bottle, but I could be mistaken. It seems to have nearly perfect accuracy.

The Gold Dynamo is finally here! And it got clowned on the entire trailer. So it's back but at what cost?

Next up is a cool new feature! The ability to adjust the position of your hat and the size of your shirt (possibly more?) This personally is my favorite feature shown so far, since I ADORE the fashion in this game (pwease give us more gear that just catalog based Nintendo I am BEGGING you)

Next up, Salmon Run! We get the returning stage Salmonid Smokeyard, which I have never played on, so hopefully it's not as horrible as Marooners! And new gloopsuits! With patterns! Fancy! And seeing as the last time we got new suits we got returning Splat 2 Salmon Run gear, that probably means we'll be getting more of those in the shop (I still have two peices I need to get 😭)

New Tableturf cards which reveals the new weapon kits we're getting - Bloblobber, Tristringer, Ballpoint, Brella, Gootuber, Sloshing Machine, Gold Dynamo and Octobrush(plus the two new weapons!) Also now have cards for the Salmon Kings in the illustrated style! I don't think any other salmon cards are illustrated except Lil' Buddy.

And lastly, new challenges! A previously leaked by Nintendo themselves mode with a modded Rainmaker that shoots 3 shots, a fast swimming mode and another special based one, this time with Inkjet!

Currently very excited for this season! Let me know what you all think!