#spillin the tea

[lollia-tea]

i dont have a problem

[inspector-gina-lestrade]

who are your favourite and least favourite people on tumblr?

i aint much fer categorin stuff.... an i cant be bothered to make a long post......

....eh screw it ere's erryone i can fink of from bestie to worstie:

@kazuma-asogi-blog. big dumb mug wiv big dumb sparkly eyes. used ta be worstie but cor blimey if e dont grow on ya (like a mustash)

@dearestwoods. big dumb mug number two. bleedin rum, but id probly kill fer 'im i reckon. most o the time

@ryunosuke-naruhodo-blog. wivout 'im id either be dead or bleedin lonely............ i fink i blew it wivvim though

@rocky-road-to-london. always laugh me arse off when im wivvem. bakes best bickies. but blimey... they burnt sum icky stuff bout ziggy into me noggin

@iris-wilson-blog. riss!!!!! ill kick anyone wot looks at 'er weird.

@chaosofshadow. bruv in law? maybe? soon? also got me a room in the woods. an i probly wouldnt be kissin 'is bruv if it werent fer 'im so e goes 'igh on the list fer that

@susato-mikotoba-blog. sooze aint no snooze, shes a funny goose

@yujin-mikotoba. step-pa. gives neat advice and tells fun stories

@miss-sophia-blog. she lets us prank ziggy an bakes bickies fer me all the time. sides, i like 'er spunk. i could stand bein like 'er

@constellations-cluster. kiddo!! easy to play wiv. jus throw a ball an theyre set

@detective-irene-flic. eats lunch wiv me sumtimes. i like 'er

@the-great-detective. wots 'is deal. why cant e jus get a cat or summat.

@a-spellmeyer-blog. dunno em that well but always got bickies fer me when they visit pale-pal

@down-the-river-styx. seems nice, but wish i knew 'im better

@morai-toast. litrally couldnt know 'im any less but e's probly fun at parties

@barok-vanzieks. e lets me crash in 'is place fer free so i spose e's all right. an kaz likes 'im a lot so

@judge-fairleigh. almost sent me to the bleedin gallows. would be worstie but that ones reserved fer sumone else

@acometscalamity. mean an annoyin an sucks at bein good to kiddo. worstie

??? dont got a clue where to put 'im:

@klint-vanzieks. cor blimey e's the dumbest of em all. ...but e's gettin less so.

[mynameis-veryfuckingconfused]

I testify if I die in my sleep Then know that my life was just a killer dream

[historias-multorum]

"I think we all need to acknowledge that we were anything but an organization. There was no organization, now law or creed we were just a bunch of wanted criminals hanging out together."

[yvonnesrespite]

Take one. I won't look.

Hope you're a fast runner though.

[chikoyama]

(( no plans this weekend. i promise i'll whip up at least one reply… no more, no less. set the expectations incredibly low, fokez. ))

[simiansmoke]

@timid-plumber

"I, ah- I'll be sure to do that," Luigi promised. If he ever let slip that he'd visited Funky's shop to Daisy, she'd want to try surfing right away... if she didn't know how to do it already. There wasn't much water close to where her castle was, but one didn't need water to surf. Sand worked just as well.

"Forgive me if this is an odd question but- Do Kongs really lick each other to get and stay clean? Or is that more of DK pullin' my leg?"

"Hah - cool, cool." The subtle promise of some folks to teach the ways of surfing seems to lighten his mood.

There's no indication of what his expression could entail behind the sunglasses, but he tilts his head sideways and cracks his neck at the inquiry. "Well...yes-? Specifically, you only lick your close family or friends. It'd be weird otherwise. Why? Is DK lickin' you? Must really trust you if so."

[francolapintogf]

nick is so funny baby why r u going off on the radio now of all times 😭😭😭

[davidhatter]

[vermutandherring]

M I C H A E L & G A B R I E L

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• Michael: Hair | Headpiece 1 x 2 | Outfit | Boots | Sword 1 x 2 | Wings • Gabriel: Hair | Headpiece | Outfit | Cape | Lilies | Sphere | Wings Some CC is paywalled, but you still can find it for free.

Spillin' tea about your sins~

[lollia-tea]

i just know that build-a-bear making a Togepi would cure me

[inspector-gina-lestrade]

What are you doing right now?

botherin kaz at work!! sumones gotta keep 'im in line, ya know, while ziggys off doin top secret top proscetutor gobbledeegook in places where dumb mugs like kaz aint aloud - an that sumones yer very own 'spector gina lestrade 🫡😁

[colnerys]

" keiko? no, she fought kai win—— " the sound of her bones snapping into place jars her and for moments, she simply looks down and stares at where the sound originated from. confusion clouds her mind, wondering how the doctor was so quick —— but even if beverly is to explain, kira wouldn't fully understand... so she simply accepts the light soreness after the mending.

" 'n she didn't punch anyone —— though, i think she should've 'cuz winn adami was a piece of work. " kira continues as if she isn't supposed to be experiencing excruciating pain or the ever present soreness in her shoulders. in part, it's the copious amounts of sedatives but also, it's accredited to her naturally high pain tolerance. " worf 'n miles got into a fist fight a few years back! but i was on bajor so i didn't get to see for myself. "

a wide grin beams onto her lips. " they even threw julian over the bar. for a buncha grown men, they sure acted like a gaggle of bajoran children. "

" That's good. That's good. But why don't you lie down again and let me find your shoulder. " Once again, gentle hands come to rest on the Colonel's frame, encouraging her to lie back on the bio-bed, teeth biting into her bottom lip to stop herself from laughing at her. Beverly has a pretty strong feeling that even in this state, she wouldn't like that very much.

Beverly had almost added a small joke about it being her job, and that Kira wouldn't want her to be useless, but bit it back. She'd save it for later, when she'd actually remember, and not take it the wrong way.

" We are going to do this nice and easy. " hands come into position, the sedative she administered earlier clearly working. " You know, I heard a funny rumor about a mutual friend of ours. Mr. O'Brien apparently got into a fight with a student. A fistfight. " with that statement hanging in the air, she takes a deep breath before snapping the colonel's shoulder back into place in one quick movement, " or was that someone else? I can't remember. "

[jujumin-translates]

[A3!] Citron | [R] Maid of Longing | Citron Becomes a Maid

Citron: Hmhmh~m ���

Azami: You sure seem like you’re in a good mood.

Citron: Ohh, Azami! I am looking forward to my costume fitting today, so I am a little excited!

Azami: Is that so…

Citron: By the way, where are you going, Azami? I heard that you are already done with your costume fitting.

Azami: Yeah, mine’s already done with, but I thought I might sit in on yours, Citron-san.

Citron: My costume fitting? Why?

Azami: I’m tryin’ to figure out what kinda makeup would fit you with your costume.

Citron: If that is the case, then you may watch a lot!

· • —– ٠ ✤ ٠ —– • ·

Citron: I am wearing a maid uniform~!

Citron: This costume is very cute! You did a good job, Yuki~!

Izumi: Yeah, your maid uniform really is cute, Citron-kun.

Azami: The demon wings look pretty good, too.

Yuki: Thanks.

Citron: The skirt is so flowy~. It is very fluffy and twirly~!

Yuki: Quit moving. I’m trying to look at the size and length, so just hold still.

Citron: Ohh, sorry!

Citron: I like this maid uniform so much that I can not help but get very excited!

Azami: You really like it that much?

Yuki: I mean, you always compliment my costumes, but it really seems like you’re yapping on about this one more than usual.

Citron: I have always been interested in Japanese maids. They are very moe-moe, kyun!

Yuki: Gotcha.

Izumi: Huh, I never knew you were so interested in Japanese maids, Citron-kun.

Citron: I love the Japanese culture of maids who work to serve their masters in such cute clothes!

Azami: Nah, most maids don’t wear that kinda thing.

Izumi: Yeah. I’m pretty sure most actual maids don’t wear cute outfits like that to work…!

Citron: They do not wear them to work!?

Yuki: Yeah, only maids at maid cafes wear that kinda outfit.

Yuki: Alright, that’s all. You can take it off now, Citron.

Citron: We are done already!? I do not want to take it off yet~!

Yuki: Yeah, no, I’m done looking it over and it’s a costume, so.

Citron: I do not want to~...

Azami: You’ll be screwed if somethin’ happens to it and you can’t wear it for the show, y’know.

Izumi: Exactly… You’ll be able to wear it again for the play, so why don’t you just take it off for now?

Citron: …I suppose you are right. I will take off my maid uniform…

Citron: But instead… I will become a maid starting today!

Azami: …Hah?

· ❀ —– ٠ ❀ ٠ —– ❀ ·

Tsuzuru: Seems like Fushimi-san made a pound cake as a snack for today.

Azami: Yeah, it looks real good. I’ll go get plates.

Guy: Then I shall brew some tea.

Tsuzuru: Ah, I’ll help out too.

Citron: Everyone, wait! Then, as a maid, I will make your tea!

Guy: You will, Citronia…?

Azami: Ah, right, you mentioned somethin’ about becomin’ a maid…

Tsuzuru: I haven’t really seen you make tea too often, so are you sure you’ll be fine, Citron-san?

Citron: Of course, I will be fine! I watched a video on a very cool way to brew tea that will make everyone gasp!

Azami: I’ve got a bad feelin’ about this for some reason…

Guy: Well, it is just making tea. How about we just see how things go for now?

· • —– ٠ ✤ ٠ —– • ·

Citron: It is done! Alright, here I go! Ta-da~!

Azami: Wait, Citron-san! The tea’s spillin’! 

Tsuzuru: If you hold it up so high like that, it’ll slosh around and spill over… Wait, not the table!

Guy: I apologize for Citronia. I’ll wipe off the table right away.

Azami: Thanks, Guy-san.

Guy: I suppose I’d better go and brew it myself.

Tsuzuru: Please do…

Citron: It is hard to brew it as cool as it looked in the video~.

Citron: Guy, please take care of my tea!

Guy: Yes, understood.

· • —– ٠ ✤ ٠ —– • ·

Citron: The tea was a bit of a failure, but I can clean very well! This time, I will tidy up the mess in the lounge~!

Citron: The magazines that were left here are Juza’s! And this disc is Itaru’s!

Citron: I will organize these here… And now everything is sorted out!

Azami: I dunno if I’d call that organized. It’s more like you just stacked everything in a pile.

Citron: No, no. You do not understand, Azami~! This is how I have organized them, based on my own pre-price calculations!

Guy: Pre Bryce? Is Bryce an acquaintance of yours?

Tsuzuru: No, I’m pretty sure that was meant to be “precise.”

Azami: …Y’all are a mess.

Citron: Next, I will place some small items here. The pen goes here… And the tape there, and now I will push it into the empty space over here!

Guy: …

Citron: Phew, your maid is done tidying up! Everything is perfetched~!

Tsuzuru: It’s “perfect,” not perfetched.

Citron: Yes, that!

Azami: Still, I feel like you were kinda just forcin’ your way through it just to get it over with…

Azami: Are you really done with tidyin’ up?

Citron: I am done! Everything is perfect!

Guy: …Good work, Citronia. Why don’t you take a short break now? Citron: Yes! I am a bit tired, so I will drink some tea and take a break~.

*Citron runs off*

Guy: I will go give the magazines and the DVD to the two they belong to later. Right, and the tape was located over here…

Azami: You’re gonna tidy things up again?

Guy: Yes, it’ll cause trouble for everyone if things stay the way they are now.

Tsuzuru: Isn’t that a lotta work…?

Guy: No, something like this is no problem. It’s what I always do.

Tsuzuru: …Is that so? I’ll help.

Azami: I’ll help too.

Guy: Very well, sorry to bother the both of you. Thank you.

· • —– ٠ ✤ ٠ —– • ·

Citron: It is also a maid’s job to take on the laundry~!

Citron: So, can I take this folded laundry, Guy?

Guy: Yes, that won’t be a problem.

Citron: Alright, first I will go and find Azami~!

*Citron runs off*

Guy: Ah, Citronia--.

Guy: …He’s already gone.

· • —– ٠ ✤ ٠ —– • ·

*Door opens*

Citron: Azami, I have brought you your laundry~!

Azami: Thanks… Hm?

Citron: What is the matter?

Azami: Nothin’, just, this ain’t mine, it’s Taichi-san’s--.

*Knock on door and the door opens*

Guy: I’ve brought your laundry, Izumida. My apologies, that was meant to be delivered to Nanao.

Azami: Don’t worry about it. Thanks for goin’ outta your way to bring me it.

Citron: Your laundry has been delivered properly, Azami! It is just like I thought, being a maid is a fun job~!

Citron: I am certain that I have the talent of a maid! It is the perfect job for me!

Azami: Nah, all of that was thanks to Guy-san.

[yvonnesrespite]

Yvonne what were you like as a kid?

Flawless.

I do remember playing ‘nurse’ with my dolls though. You know, by disassembling and putting them back together.

[dragonbabes]

POV: You walk into the room while they were spillin tea...

Idk I kinda feel like they wouldn't let me sit at their lunch table...