#spideypool quotes

[the-poor-miranha-quotes]

Deadpool in a snare: we can of something

Spiderman: ok let’s play, I see with my little eye

Spiderman: someone who wears red and black and doesn’t know when to shut up

Deadpool: is it me?

Spiderman: it’s always you.

[hurtspideyparker]

I love the identity porn trope where a character is shit talking the person's other identity to the person. Or just in general where they like one version of the person and not the other

Deadpool: Spidey this Parker guy sure likes trashing your rep in the newspaper. Want me to trash his head in with a pipe?

Peter: Um, no Wade. He's just doing his job

Deadpool: And so am I, which is breaking the legs of those who hurt my pookie

Peter: Please don't ever go near that poor photographer.

Johnny: Can you believe this guy Webs? Cocky little nerd thinks his time is worth more than The Johnny Storm

Peter: Yeah he sounds like a real asshole

Steve: I can't stand Stark, what a money hungry, narcissistic, gallivanting, impolite bastard. I can't believe we have to work for that guy. At least he makes good armor, right Iron Man?

Tony: I whole-heartedly agree, what a complete dick

[isthei]

spider-man: can you do me a favor?

deadpool: i would cover up a murder you committed and take the blame for you.

spider-man: cool. can i have some fries

deadpool: no.

[nerdasaurus1200]

Deadpool: No matter what happens, you are not allowed to fall in love with me.

Spiderman: Won’t be a problem.

*later*

Spiderman: We have a problem.

[kaethefangirl]

Matt: I thought you were unserious and childish when I met you.

Peter: oh.

Matt: But then I met Wade, and now you seem professional and serious.

Peter: Wade isn't that goofy.

Wade: *in his room interrogating his stuffed unicorn* WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MAMA!?

Peter: Statement retracted.

[pandapool]

Peter: i'm so proud of myself Peter: i got eight hours of sleep Wade: ... Peter: it took me 3 days Peter: but i got eight hours! Wade: alright, patrol i cancelled, we're having nap time

[49311grayson]

[Spideypool] For You

Wade: I’d kill someone if you asked me to.

Peter, rolling eyes: I’m pretty sure you’d kill someone even if I didn’t ask you to.

Wade, shrugs: Fair enough.

[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N the Spideypool confronts the White Tiger herself, Ava Ayala…

Y/N: here kitty kitty kitty

Ava pulls off her mask…

Y/N: oh my…hello kitty!

Ava: cute. I’m taking down Kingpin!

Y/N: no can do gorgeous. The power vacuum alone could destroy New York

Ava: move or be moved!

Ava readies her claws…

Y/N: cute kitty got claws

Y/N readies his katanas…and then tosses them aside…

Y/N: I can’t fight you. We’re both semi heroes and I’m a huge Jenna Ortega fan. Wanna go get tacos?

Ava: yeah okay

For @jacenradio7

[incorrect-deadpool]

Peter: ...would the people I fight be considered furries? At least a few of them?

Wade: I think you got your own fursona, you little eight legged marshmallow

[venominomenon]

Deadpool about Venom and Eddie Brock: Actually, I would encourage them to have more children.

Daredevil: What

Spider-man: Why would you do that?!

Deadpool: 'cause I'm such a controversial figure.

[ungrateful-sneeze]

Peter: *bored in his apartment so he turns on the news*

The news: “New York and the world are in mourning as Spider-Man was seen last night being stabbed in the head by pole. The city has been setting up memorials for the hero and-“

Peter: …

Wade: *bursts through his window, still wearing Peters suit and still with the pole in his head* ok, so I know you said not to take the suit…

[lylawrites]

I did this for my friend but imma post it here too because I CAN. And they’re so Deadpool coded I love them

[hurtspideyparker]

Peter: From now on we'll be using code names. You can address me as Eagle 1

Peter: Black Cat, code name "been there done that"

Peter: MJ is "currently doing that"

Peter: Johnny is "it happened once in a dream"

Peter: Deadpool, code name "if I had to pick a dude"

Peter: Tony is... Eagle 2

Tony: Oh thank God

[fartzsack]

Canon panel, totally unedited

[nerdasaurus1200]

Deadpool: What I’m trying to say is…and you’ll be left in the dust. Unless I stuck by ya. You’re the sunflower. I think your love would be too much.

Spiderman: …What?

Deadpool: Oh wait, fuck, wrong universe.

[pandapool]

Peter: i'm doing no-vember Peter: just no. i'm done Wade: i support that