#spiderteens

[ghostlysodo]

ITS THE SPIDERS!!!!

[iwannabealice]

miles: it's so annoying how pavitr is good at everything. there's got to be SOMETHING he's terrible at

margo: yeah. maybe he's a bad kisser or something

gwen, hobie and miles, simultaneously: no, he's good at that too

margo: what?

miles: what?

gwen: what?

hobie: what?

[tenderheartbeating]

i love hobie so much because yes he's punk and looks out for his own like no one else but ALSO HE'S FUNNY AS FUCK like 1. from the moment he arrives he messes around with miles so comfortably ("is he bleeding from his armpits?") like the other person who says that line is peter b, notorious bad dad jokester who is super close with miles but also 2. hobie fucking with gwen AND miles a lil bit like hear me out okay if PRAV from the FIRST MOMENT he sees miles is like "omg new guy loves youuuu" to gwen even when he doesn't know who miles is or what miles means big picture, then HOBIE who knows wtf is going on, who has been hanging out with gwen for the past couple months and prolly hears gwen talk about miles all the time, sees how miles reacts to him and immediately understands exactly what's going on and decides, comedic anarchist that he is, to fuck shit up with a HEY GWEN YOU LEFT YOUR SWEATER AT MINE RIGHT??!!!! like she's been crashing at yours for months ofc she's got stuff at yours, why're you bringing this up now?

and then gwen, not wanting miles to misunderstand is immediately tries to deny it like, uhhhhh must be someone else's sweater?? (cos she knows what miles is jealous of her crashing with hobie) but he keeps going like "OH YA AND THE TOOTHBRUSH" "WAIT ARE THOSE MY CHUCKS" like he's totally messing with her he prolly gave her those chucks and even in his intro he brings so much energy and fun by totally playing into the over the top anarchist punk trope and you're telling me he's not the type to fuck around with his drummer and the new guy??? ALL SPIDEYS ARE FUNNY!

and im not against gwen and hobie being together, like for sure they've got chemistry and closeness that im so here to see more of, but i just really want more people to appreciate hobie " I DONT BELIEVE IN COMEDY" as the funny ass spiderpunk jokester that he is !!

[raccoonfan101]

jessica is probably peter’s number one or two babysitter. she’s really good at babysitting and it helps boost her confidence about her own kid! jessica and mj go on little baby shopping sessions today so she can offer advice on things she might need!! spider parents!!!!

(the other babysitter is miguel. ben has to have supervision… spider teens are the 3rd option)

[vampirevatican]

Hobie, teaching mayday and the arachkids/spider teens: and remember kids. the next time that somebody tells you, “the government wouldn't do that.”, oh yes they would.

[orangeispice]

Hobie: Am I right in thinking there's no one else in this room?

Pavitr: Mmm, no.

Hobie: So there is someone else in this room?

Pavitr: No, sorry. I said "no" meaning yes.

Hobie: NO MEANING YES? I want a straight answer. Yes or no?

Pavitr: Uh...no.

Hobie: NO there IS or NO there ISN'T??

Pavitr: Yes.

Gwen: I'm going to fucking murder you both.

Margo: Well, there is still some confusion as to whether or not there's anybody else in this room.

Pavitr: I told you, there isn't!

Hobie: There isn't any confusion, or there isn't anybody else?

Pavitr: Either. Both.

Hobie: Just give me a clear answer!

Pavitr: Fine!

Pavitr:

Pavitr: What was the question?

Hobie: IS THERE ANYONE IN THE ROOM?

Everyone: NO!

Peni: That's what he says...but does he know?

(Miles was in the room, invisible, Pavitr was covering for him while he stole everyone's phones and changed the lockscreens)

the scene this is based off of; highly recommend this movie, it has tim curry

[galadrail]

hey so i just had an idea for a spiderteens fic (miles, gwen, hobie, pavitr, margo) where they would have a pajama party and bleach their hair and i was wondering if it would work if i added some tattoos to their party so here you go what do you think?

[maxarat]

Peni Parker is a Spiderteen/Arachkid, fight me (don't actually please)

[nerd-in-distress]

i'm headcanoning that Hobie is an AMAZING cook. He once offered to make dinner for everyone to hang out at his place, and the rest were reluctant because none of them really liked British food only to find out as well as everything else hobie despises the british food as much as everyone else in the gang. so he just makes all kinds of weird food, sometimes traditional recipes, all around the world but always adding his own twist to it. he sometimes comes up with monstrosities for the name of experimenting. it's an unsaid rule that no one else is allowed to cook anything because it's totally hobie's territory and started up a weekly friday night dinner along the gang.

[ghostlysodo]

wow it’s pav and miles?!?!! (bet that was a total suprise)

[ddawnee]

STOP THE COUNT STOP THE COUNT. anyway i decided to not just make it punkflower based, just miles ships in general bcuz i am a multi. give me like a hour trust

[starrriot]

Okay this is important

If you:

a. sexualize any of the spiderteens

or

b. are a proshipper

I DONT FUCKING WANT YOU HERE!!

STAY AWAY FROM MY ACCOUNT AND THE ENTIRE SV COMMUNITY!!

[gideonnavsenormousbiceps]

it's so sad that there isn't comic con in Miles' universe. Miles had unopened figurines, he would fucking love comic con.

[orangeispice]

Miles: If Gwen and I were drowning, who would you save?

Pavitr: You two can't swim?

Gwen: It's a hypothetical question!

Hobie: My time and effort.

Gwen and Miles tearing up, Pavitr slowly glaring at him:

Hobie: I WAS JOKING

[captkiddd]

theyre so goofy/pos

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[ghostlysodo]

hypothetically what would the spiders sing for karaoke? no reason. no reason at all.