#spiders Elsie's

[telestoapologist]

can i offer you all an assortment of destiny memes i’ve made in these trying times (3/????)

[potatoesandsunshine]

we're camping in the basement of the guy who had the necromancy of thay... love this game

[taeyongdoyoung]

daddy's home

summary: boyfriendless, jobless and hopeless, you rush to take the first opportunity you find, which is a nanny position. but the kids are not the only ones you grow fond of... pairing: seungcheol x reader genre: fluff, smut, single dad x nanny AU warnings: kids (triggering, i know), age gap (unspecified), mentions of past cheating, abandonment issues, potential therapy, male masturbation, confessions, blowjob, kissing, eating out, protected sex (unbelievable), dirty talk, size kink, pet names (sweetheart, angel, darling, little girl), sir+daddy kink, unprotected sex (with baby-making goal), breeding kink, creampie, more kids (sorry im ovulating) author's note: this is loosely based on the sitcom the nanny in that there's a single dad with three kids but minus the dead wife trope cuz that's too depressing for my tastes word count: 4.3k

You are desperate. Your shitty boyfriend cheated on you, broke up with you and you also lost your job. So it’s been a couple of terrible weeks. Now, you would take pretty much any kind of job as long as it pays enough for you to afford food and the bills. ASAP.

Single dad looks for a live-in nanny for his three kids. Full-time with Sundays off. Contact this number for more details.

Okay, truth be told, you’ve never considered yourself as someone who is good with kids. But how hard can it be? Have you mentioned you’re desperate?

“Listen, Miss L/N,” Mr. Choi, your potential future employer starts. “I appreciate your enthusiasm but I’m not just going to hire you. I’m looking for someone with experience.”

“Well, I have a bunch of nephews, if they turned out alright under my care, then I guess that counts for something,” you chuckle.

“That’s very nice but I’m talking about professional experience. Have you been a nanny before?”

“Technically, no, but how can I get experience if you won’t hire me?”

“Touché,” Mr. Choi laughs.

“How about a trial period? Let me spend some time with your kids under your supervision and prove myself capable.”

Mr. Choi nods reluctantly.

“Well, you’re in luck since my little goblins have driven away five nannies in the past month.”

Oh, dear. Five nannies…And here you were thinking this could be an easy job.

“So, what’s one more?” you chuckle nervously and Mr. Choi shakes your hand, agreeing to give you a chance.

You are excited when meeting his kids. The eldest daughter - Chaerry is 15, very elegant and polite. You think that you’ll have no problems with her and you’ll have lots to talk about. The middle child and only son - Dino is 10, extremely mischievous and loud. You’ll definitely have problems. Finally, the youngest daughter, Elsie, is 5, she’s such a cutie but leaves a mess of her toys everywhere she goes. It’s easy to trip if you’re not careful, but nothing you can’t handle.

The trial period goes by in a flash. Dino attempts to get on your nerves by pulling pranks like hiding fake spiders in your bag and spraying your outfit with ketchup, but you accept all that with an easygoing laugh. Elsie constantly asks you to play with her toys and you need an unlimited source of ideas to keep up with her wild imagination, but it feels more like fun than a job. Chaerry is quiet and doesn’t share much at the beginning but eventually tells you about this boy at school she has a crush on. So, you count that as a success.

“I must admit, Miss L/N, I had some worries at first but seeing how quickly my kids accepted you is remarkable,” Mr. Choi shares his observations with you at the end of the trial period.

“So, am I hired, then?” you beam with excitement.

“Absolutely, yes. The kids have taken a liking to you and changing nannies so often is probably not great for them, either.”

“So true. Kids need stability and I would be happy to stick around for as long as you’ll have me, Mr. Choi,” you are thrilled not only because you will have a bed to sleep, food to eat and money to spend, but because you are genuinely looking forward to spending more time with these little munchkins.

And spend time with them you do. You're not sure what exactly it is that makes the kids warm up to you, but whatever the reason, it's working.

With Chaerry, you talk about boys and high school drama and make-up. On one occasion, she tells you something that sincerely touches you.

“Thank you for being my best friend, Y/N. I know I shouldn't keep stuff from my dad, but he can be so overprotective sometimes it's difficult to talk about...well, going on dates with boys, mostly.”

“Aww, Chae, you can tell me anything. It'll be our little secret,” you give her a wink, followed by a hug.

You're not exactly sure what the correct response here is. But you'll make sure to maintain some kind of balance - both look after her safety so that Mr. Choi sleeps peacefully at night and not betray Chaerry's trust in you.

With Dino, after the initial phase of silly pranks passes, you notice that he's become more honest and calm.

“You won't leave us like our mom and all the other nannies did, will you?” he asks you one afternoon as you're watching TV together.

You haven't asked Mr. Choi what exactly happened with these kids' mother because frankly, it's none of your business, but something is telling you they're a lot more hurt than they let on.

“I'm not going anywhere, Dino,” you promise, though really, it's up to Mr. Choi to decide that.

“Good. It would really suck if you left.”

That's a lot, coming from the kid who damaged like half of your wardrobe with all kinds of sauces.

With Elsie, another strange situation takes place due to the fact that the kid has no filter.

“Let's play family!”

“Um, okay,” you agree without thinking much.

“This will be daddy,” Elsie points at a stuffed lion plushie and then grabs a tiger plushie, “And this is you, mommy!”

“Oh, honey. I'm not your mommy,” you try to explain as gently as possible.

“But can you be? Daddy says our mommy left and has a new family somewhere else.”

Okay, that's a lot to unpack here. Though you don't think it is your place, you'll need to have a conversation with Mr. Choi, because the kids obviously have some kind of unresolved trauma...

One evening, after the kids have gone to sleep, instead of going to your room, you wait in the living room for your employer to come back from work, so you can approach the subject as delicately as you can.

“Good evening, Miss L/N. Kids go to bed?” he greets you as he takes off his coat.

“Evening, Mr. Choi. Yes, they did. I was wondering if we can have a chat. It can be a sensitive topic, I'm sure, but for the sake of the kids, I think it's important.”

Mr. Choi nods and takes a seat next to you on the couch.

“About their mother...”

“I was wondering how long it'd take you to bring that up,” he chuckles bitterly. “Other nannies wanted me to spill the tea on day one.”

“Wow, seriously?”

“It's not like it's this big secret, I just prefer not to talk about it unless absolutely necessary. My ex-wife...cheated on me and got pregnant by another man, so we had a divorce and I kept the kids, because she said she wants to start anew with this other guy, and...well, the kids said this is their home and that they won't move. So, I suppose the judge took that under consideration.”

“My God. I had no idea.”

“You couldn't have known, considering I just said I don't enjoy revisiting those painful memories.”

“Yes, of course, I only meant that...I guess it explains some things. Forgive me for saying this, but I think the kids have some kind of abandonment issues. Elsie and Dino, in particular, they seem to have a fear that I'll leave just like...well, their mom and the other nannies.”

“And are you? Leaving, I mean.”

“Not if I can help it. Mr. Choi, your kids are very vibrant and precious to me. I genuinely love my job. But I'm worried that what happened with your ex-wife affected them more than they show. Maybe you should look into therapy?”

“I will definitely take that into consideration. Thank you for your candour, Miss L/N.”

“You're most welcome.”

“What about Chaerry?”

“What about her?”

“You said that Elsie and Dino express these abandonment issues. Does Chaerry not have them?”

“She probably does, but at the moment she's too busy thinking about boys.”

“Boys? At her tender age? I don't think so,” Mr. Choi immediately goes into ultra alpha protective dad mode and you honestly find it kind of funny. And hot.

“Oh, relax, Mr. Choi. It's just typical high school drama. There's nothing to be worried about.”

He shakes his head disapprovingly.

“I'm counting on you. Does it ever occur to you how quickly they grow up?”

“I suppose it's more difficult for you. I've only known them for a few months but I think I get what you mean.”

“Yeah...How strange, it feels like you've been part of this family forever.”

You try not to think too deeply about it. He...considers you part of this family. Elsie called you mommy. Dino doesn't want you to leave. And Chaerry talks to you about boys. A topic, which girls usually discuss with their mothers. Oh, sweet heavens. Maybe, this nanny gig is becoming more than a job...

One Monday Mr. Choi texts you not to come to work this Saturday, as the kids will be spending some time with their grandparents (aka Mr. Choi's parents). However, the moment you receive the text, you're too busy trying to escape from Dino who is chasing you with a water gun in the garden. So, you somehow forget to put it down in your calendar.

Saturday arrives and poor Mr. Choi thinks you'd be in your own apartment. Finally, some peace and quiet. His parents picked up the kids early in the morning to go to the park with them so he's all alone and free to do as he pleases.

But alas, you go down the stairs of Mr. Choi's enormous house and make your way to the kitchen to prepare some breakfast for the kids. However, it's too quiet. Hm, how strange. Maybe, they're not awake yet? You shrug as you pour some milk and cereal in a bowl.

Oh, you hear some noise from the living room. Is that the TV? Your curiosity gets the better of you and you enter it only to find Mr. Choi in a very compromising position. He is touching himself, watching very obscene things on the big screen!

You are on the verge of chastising your boss for doing something like that in the living room, where the kids could walk in any minute, when you remember. The kids...They're with their grandparents today. Which means that...Fuck, you're not supposed to be here. You should be at your own apartment instead of being witness to...your very sexy and very single employer taking care of his needs.

You are going to sneak back into the kitchen and wait for a more appropriate time to leave the house when you hear it. At first you think you're hallucinating but then you hear it twice. Your name.

“Y/N...please, let me-” Mr. Choi moans, his eyes closed, he is unaware of your presence.

However, he doesn't get to finish his sentence because you are so shocked that you drop the bowl of cereal, which shatters on the ground with a loud noise.

“Fuck, I'm so so sorry,” you murmur nervously as your boss finally notices you watching him.

His cheeks flushed, his lips pouting, he is the most adorable you've ever seen him. He hurries to tuck his cock back into his pants and turn off the TV.

“N-no, I'm sorry...Miss L/N, what are you doing here?”

Oh, so you're Miss L/N now...Very well, then.

“I apologize. It must have slipped my mind that the kids are with their grandparents today.”

“It must have,” Mr. Choi repeats coldly, obviously embarrassed by this situation.

You wonder if you should tell him what you heard. Would that be unprofessional? But then again, he is the one who said your name, so...what is professional anyway?

“Do you want me to leave?”

He sighs deeply.

“What's the point? You already saw me...fuck, I feel so humiliated.”

“Why would you feel humiliated? Am I so undesirable that my presence immediately turned you off?” you ask bluntly.

“That's not the case and you know it.”

“I'm not sure I know anything anymore,” you admit. “You...said my name. How is that supposed to make me feel?”

“You were never meant to hear that,” Mr. Choi hides his face behind his hands, the redness refusing to leave his complexion.

“But I did. So, what now?”

“Please, don't quit. I realize that what I did is unforgivable but...the kids care about you so much, it would devastate them to lose you.”

“I wasn't even thinking of quitting. But...are the kids the only ones who care about me?” you need to know.

“No...As it so happens, I care about you.”

“So, stop hiding from me,” you don't know where that boldness comes from as you grab his wrists and remove his hands, so you can look at his face. Fuck, he's so pretty.

“You're not...grossed out by me?” Mr. Choi blinks at you in surprise.

“Kinda flattered, actually,” you confess. “But I'd like it much better if you let me take care of your frustrations.”

“You would?” he is unable to believe his luck when you drop on your knees in front of him and take him out of his pants again, engulfing his cock with your pretty mouth. “Y/N...”

The way he says your name is enough to make you even more enthusiastic, sucking him deeper and bobbing your head to the best of your abilities. He grips your hair tightly and you make sure not a drop is spilled as you swallow his cum down your throat. You wipe off your lips and sit down next to him, unsure of what to do next.

“Mr. Choi...”

“Call me Cheol, please.”

“Cheol...may I kiss you?”

Seungcheol doesn't respond and instead kisses you passionately, grabbing your face with his hands. His tongue is exploring your mouth in ways you'd never imagined could bring so much pleasure and you can't resist the urge to sit in his lap. Somehow, against all reason, he's hard again, as you grind against him. Fuck. He's so hot and sweet and amazing you just want to make him happy. How anyone could cheat on this fine man is beyond you.

“Um...not to assume or anything, but do you have a condom?” you ask sheepishly.

“I do, yes,” Seungcheol goes to his coat and brings a package.

“I mean, don't get me wrong, I love kids, but I think we should be responsible considering this is our first time together and you already have three of your own,” you're probably talking too much but oh well. Better safe than sorry.

“No, I understand. You're totally right.”

“Will you fuck me?” you inquire.

“Here? On the couch?” Seungcheol is in disbelief.

“Well...you were touching yourself here, but I guess it's whatever. Your home, after all.”

He chuckles, suddenly embarrassed again.

“Come on, let's go to my room.”

Seungcheol offers you his hand and you follow him upstairs excitedly. Is this really happening? Are you seriously going to do this with your boss?

He lifts your chin up because he notices you're not meeting his eyes out of nervousness.

“Look at me,” he commands you easily and you're on the verge of falling apart and he hasn't even undressed you yet. The power this man holds over you... “We don't have to do this if you're not ready.”

“It's not that. I do want this. It's just...I don't remember if I told you but I was also cheated on. A little before I came to work here. And like, I haven't been intimate for a while, so I'm nervous. What if I mess something up?”

“Okay, first of all, give me that asshole's address, I just wanna talk. And second of all...darling, I haven't been intimate since way before my divorce took place. Trust me, I'm a lot more nervous than you right now.”

You shake your head.

“Whatever you do, I'm sure I'll find it like super hot.”

Seungcheol laughs and tilts his head, kissing you again.

“You're so cute,” he whispers against your mouth. “I can't wait to ruin you.”

And just like that, it's as if a switch is flipped. He pushes you onto the bed and leans above you menacingly, a devilish smirk painting his pretty face. Seungcheol pushes your dress up hurriedly, touching you all over.

“You really thought you could get away with it, huh? Walking around my house in those dresses of yours looking so sexy? Tempting me?”

“N-no, s-sir,” you murmur, not knowing where the title is coming from.

“God, I'm such a cliché. An old man unable to resist the gorgeous young nanny...”

“You're not old, sir,” you try to reassure him. You're not sure if he's just engaging in dirty talk or is actually having some insecurities. He's still young in your eyes. Whatever the case, you're there for him.

“Don't lie to me, sweetheart. I'm too old for ya...I have three kids. What do you have, hm?” Seungcheol speaks while caressing your pussy through your panties.

“I have you, sir,” you smile and palm his dick teasingly.

He sighs wistfully and buries his head between your folds, licking and teasing until you're a soaking mess for him.

“S-sir, p-please...C-cheol, don't stop,” you cry out helplessly.

It feels so good, too good. He holds you down, hands gripping your thighs as you cum against his tongue. He barely gives you any time to recover as he rolls up a condom on his cock. You stare at him hungrily, impatient to have him inside of you.

Seungcheol is like the drug everyone warned you about. Once you have him, you won't be able to quit.

“Are you ready?” he asks softly in sharp contrast with his previous behaviour.

“Please take me, Cheol,” you would beg if you had to.

And take you he does, entering you deeply with his big cock.

“Fuck, you're so tight, barely fitting me in,” he speaks, stroking your clit in circular motions with his thumb, while he fucks you harshly.

“It's okay, I won't break, sir,” you try to convince him.

“What if I want you to break, little girl?” Seungcheol inquires, his voice half-joking, half-serious, as he.

“Then, I'd be happy to serve you, daddy,” the word slips from your lips before you could think twice about it.

“Daddy, huh? You need daddy to make you cum?” you are grateful he plays along instead of making fun of you in this very vulnerable moment.

“Yes, daddy, please, I'll do anything for you,” you promise in a daze.

“Cum for me, sweet girl, let daddy take care of you,” his deep voice is enough to bring you to the edge.

“Fuuuck, daddy...Cheol,” you mumble repeatedly, as white appears before your eyes.

You're shaking in his arms but it feels like flying.

“I've got you, angel, daddy's right here,” Seungcheol comforts you, as he rides out his own high, spilling inside the condom. Then, taking it off and throwing it in the garbage bin, he hurries back to you.

You make grabby hands at him and he envelops you in a hug.

“I'm here, sweetheart,” he kisses your forehead gently and you melt against his chest.

“Cheol...I think you just murdered me a little,” you laugh.

“Well, then, I better make sure I revive you, because I can't imagine my life without you.”

“Good. You ain't getting rid of me.”

“That sounds perfect because me and the kids would like you to stick around.”

“Oh God, the kids! What time are they coming back?”

“We've got time, don't worry, they should-”

“Daaaad, we're home!” you hear Dino's loud voice from downstairs.

“Fuck,” Cheol curses under his breath and the two of you hurry to make yourselves look somewhat presentable.

Once dressed and back in the living room, you can only hope that you're not too obvious about what went down. However, you can't stop yourself from glancing at Seungcheol and he's just as flustered as you.

“Oh, hi, Y/N,” Dino greets you as if it's completely normal for you to be there. As if you belong.

“How was your time with your grandparents?” you ask, trying to act casual.

“We had so much ice cream!” Elsie squeals excitedly.

“Grandma and Grandpa took us to the park,” Chaerry starts telling you about everything they did in great detail and you are glad that the shy girl you first met is becoming a confident young woman.

Elsie is asking for more ice cream but Seungcheol is explaining that it's lunch time. Dino is painting the table with mustard and honestly, that's so on brand for him...

It is funny where desperation brought you. You realize this is the happiest you've been in a while.

Later, when Seungcheol catches you alone after spending the afternoon with the kids, he asks:

“I know we kinda messed up the proper order of things, but...would you like to go on a date with me?”

“Oh! I'd love that, Cheol. Is it okay to still call you that?”

“Yeah, it's alright.”

“What about in front of the kids? I'm not sure to what point you'd like to mix professional with...personal life.”

“In front of the kids is okay, too,” he laughs, scratching the back of his head. “Actually, do you know what Elsie keeps asking me?”

“What?”

“When will you make Y/N my new mommy?”

“Yeah, that definitely sounds like something Elsie would say.”

“So, um, no pressure. But I think you're more than the nanny to me.”

“Well, I would certainly hope so. I didn't raise you, mister!”

Seungcheol can't miss the opportunity for a joke. He takes hold of your hand and places it on top of his...very hard dick.

“You raised him, though,” he whispers.

“Mr. Choi!” you hiss, scandalized. “I mean...Cheol.”

“Did you mean daddy?” Seungcheol teases you relentlessly.

“Stop it, you deviant!” you shake your head. “Fuck, you'll never let me live this down, will ya?”

“Do you kiss your boss with that mouth?” he smirks.

“Don't mind if I do,” you reply and bring your lips to his.

A year passes by quickly. You love every day of your life. Whether it'll be spending time with the kids, or going on fun dates with your boss turned boyfriend, or having mind-blowing sex with said specimen, you are truly happy with how things turned out for the best.

With one tiny thing missing.

“Cheol, can I ask you something?” you mumble one evening, as you are playing with his soft, fluffy hair.

“Of course, sweetheart,” Seungcheol turns towards you, giving you his fullest attention.

“Have you ever thought about having more kids?”

“Hmm, it hasn't crossed my mind. I already have three kids. But it depends. Is that something you're interested in?”

“Not till now. But if it's with you, I'd love to have a kid,” you confess shyly.

“Well, then, let's make you a mommy,” Seungcheol quickly makes it his mission and for the first time, doesn't use a condom.

“Yes, please, daddy, give me your cum,” you moan wantonly, as he fucks you deep.

“Take it like the good girl you are, I'll give you all I've got, fuck a baby in ya,” he grunts in your ear, sounding even more excited than you are.

“I love it, feel so full,” you whimper and can't stop kissing him. You can't believe this beautiful man is yours and wants to give you another present.

“That's right, sweetheart, I'll stuff you full of it,” he moans and releases himself inside you. Your walls clench around him, pulling him deeper, as you reach your high.

Seungcheol gently pushes the cum that's spilling out of your pussy back inside and lifts your legs up.

“Do you think it'll stick?” you ask doubtfully.

“Can't hurt to try again until it does,” he shrugs, determined to succeed.

Nine months later, as you welcome the twins into the family, you realize you've never expected to achieve so much happiness.

“You really had to outdo yourself and give me not one but two babies,” you playfully push Seungcheol's shoulder.

“Is it too late now to say sorry?” he grins nervously.

“Don't be. I'm more than satisfied. But you'll have to give me a raise!”

“I'll give you something better than that,” Seungcheol promises and pulls a diamond ring out of his pocket.

“Oh my God,” you are in shock.

“Y/N...you've given me more than I could ever hope to deserve. You started off as a nanny but you became my three kids' best friend and now, the mother of two more angels. You became my closest person, my source of joy, my sweetheart. Knowing that I can come home to you is the best thing that's ever happened to me. Will you do me the absolute honour of becoming my wife?”

“Yes, of course, yes!” you say through your tears and kiss him, as he slides the ring on your finger.

“Can I call you mommy now?” Elsie peeks her adorable head behind the door, followed by Dino and Chaerry, who are all excited by the good news.

“Congratulations, Y/N!” Chaerry greets you with a hug and whispers: “Thanks for taking one for the team and making our lonely old man. happy.”

“Hey, I heard that!” Seungcheol complains loudly.

Dino jumps on the back of his dad with a loud squeal.

“You better treat her right, Dad!” the boy warns. “Or I'll ketchup your room!”

“Why do I feel like I'm the one being welcomed into the family?” Seungcheol bemoans his fate but he's never smiled wider.

“You'll get used to it,” you joke. “Come on, guys, meet your new brother and sister.”

“Hii, babies!” Elsie and Dino jump excitedly around the twins.

“Oh, they're so cute! Aren't they so cute, Dad?” Chaerry coos at the babies.

“They are, but it's too early for you to think about how cute babies are. Look at me...I already have five. Isn't it tragic?” Seungcheol keeps messing around.

“It could have been twelve or something,” you play along.

“I can't imagine,” Seungcheol cries out indignantly. But deep down, maybe he can.

The End

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𝑆𝐿𝑌𝑇𝐻𝐸𝑅𝐼𝑁 𝐵𝑂𝑌𝑆 𝐻𝐸𝐴𝐷𝐶𝐴𝑁𝑂𝑁𝑆

↳ summer vacations edition

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✩ the whole friendgroup is spending summer at the malfoy manor, while draco’s parents are gone to france.

☆ because of their family situation, mattheo and theo are practically at home here. on the other side, enzo and blaise are as excited as kids on christmas day.

☆ running around the property, playing hide and seek and going on what they call “side quests”, you’ll never catch them relaxed.

☆ when all the boys went grocery shopping, they came back with an obscene amount pop tarts, beer and pickles. theo also insisted on “trying new snacks” like biscuits and gravy flavoured crisps (yes it exists). they ended up doing a mukbang at 3am in the kitchen.

☆ despite not being keen on cooking, blaise insisted on making s’mores in the barbecue. it ended up being somehow edible and they spent the evening lazily chilling on the terrace while mattheo lazily played guitar and tried teaching it to enzo (key word : tried.)

☆ however, there is NOTHING lazy and chill about pool days with the boys. the malfoys have a huge pool and it managed to be almost emptied up after hours of playing water polo and a thousand dives-in.

☆ pranks pranks pranks !!! it all started when draco woke up by a bucket of water being thrown on his freshly washed hair. over the next few days, the boys all got back at each other with spicy drinks, sharpie drawings on their face, a giant fake spider outside and last but not least, fireworks in the garden (guess whose idea that was)

☆ blaise saw how muggle make vlogs on youtube and decided to do the same. he follows all the boys around the house 24/7 until theo kicks him out “get out of the bathroom or else i’ll throw the camera away, i’m showering bitch !”

☆ and mattheo developed an obsession with making cocktails so they often end up drinking piña colada for breakfast. don’t ask.

☆ despite the weird food and constant messing around, summer with the boys is the best thing ever.

☆ and last but definitely not least, a giant party at the end of the month. that’s the only thing all the boys agreed on and it’s the most famous topic once school starts again. no one throws a party quite like the slytherin boys.

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a/n : wrote this by the pool and then had to re-write it cause it got deleted… likes/comments/re logs are welcome !!!

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Fic Recs (Marvel Edition iv)

These are in order of how recently I read them, not in favorite order. All fics are fem!reader

Marvel One Two Three Harry Potter One Two Three Stranger Things One Two Three Four Five Six Specific Characters Tangerine Masterlist

First Date by @luveline

Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader Summary: “you take care of a sick Peter on your would be first date. later, he returns the favour and makes some promises.”

Healing by @crispychrissy

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Nurse!Reader Summary: “Tasked with examining the injured soldiers that were liberated from the Hydra factory, one sergeant in particular gives you a run for your money.”

A Guide To Rebuilding Your Life by Peter Parker by @liberty-barnes

Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader Summary: “After the events of NWH, Peter returns to his own universe determined to get his life back on track.”

Spider Lilies by @swimmingthroughthemilkyway

Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader Summary: “you give peter flowers”

Crush by @ptersparkers

Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader Summary: “peter has been visiting you as spider-man long enough to develop a crush on you. the problem? you have a crush on somebody else.”

Paparazzi by @lanadelreyscokewhor3 (18+ Only)

Pairing: Dark!Perv!Peter Parker x Innocent!Reader Summary: “as the outgoing, spontaneous cheerleader of the school, you arent too familiar with quieter people, such as peter parker. he sure is familiar with you though. soon, the photos and obsessions give him the courage to talk to you, which leads into his darker desires coming true.”

Best Friend’s Girl by @fqjth (18+ Only)

Pairing: TASM!Peter Parker x TASM!Harry Osborn x Reader Summary: “harry grows aware that his best friend has feelings for his girlfriend, confronting him one night at a party”

Our Girl by @spider-stark

Pairing: TASM!Peter Parker x TASM!Harry Osborn x Reader Summary: “ You're forced into attending a gala with Peter and Harry, where your best friends unintentionally plant a tempting idea in your head.”

5 Times There Was Only One Bed (and the one time there were two beds) by @mrs-elsie-barnes

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader Summary: “Whether it's on a mission, a work event or a holiday, your sleeping arrangements never seem to work out as planned. It doesn't really bother you until...it does. Confronted with a night sleeping apart, you and Bucky finally talk.”

Past Life by @thinkinnonsensee (18+ Only)

Pairing: dofp!Logan Howlett x mutant!Reader Summary: Logan meets his wife in the past, long before they would meet in his timeline.

Nasty Dog by @not-neverland06 (18+ Only)

Pairing: Logan Howlett x mutant!Reader Summary: “You'd thought you'd had a good thing going with Logan. You weren't officially anything to each other, but you were getting close. You truly saw a future with him, but he made it incredibly clear he did not feel the same”

Knuckle Velvet by @ohcaptains (18+ Only)

Pairing: Logan Howlett x Reader Summary: “he walks you home, then lets himself in.”

Patience Wears Thin by @reidsworld (18+ Only)

Pairing: Logan Howlett x Mutant!Reader Summary: “Logan’s flirty behaviour has you thinking he’s just being sarcastic. But when his attitude changes and his grumpiness intensifies, leading to him avoiding you, you confront him, only for him to finally snap.”

Like a Moth to a Flame by @wannabespacesmuggler

Pairing: Lumberjack!Logan Howlett x Bartender!Reader Summary: “Logan Howlett is a dangerous man; at least, that's what he wants you to think when he first meets you during your shift at Lucky's. However, he only seems to prove the opposite as he becomes a more constant presence in your life. After learning his true identity in a dark back alley, he's certain you want nothing to do with him. But against your better judgment, you're drawn to him like a moth to a flame.”

[thefirstknife]

Hello! Do you know if there is an index of which Hidden VIP designations refer to certain NPCs, or how I could easily find that info myself? I know we have a lore tab this season that tells us Eido and Spider’s, iirc!

There's nothing official so you'd have to look around for fan compilations. I personally couldn't find any completely up to date ones, but the ones from older lore tabs should be easier to find, but here they are:

Here's the one from this season: VIP#1889 - Spider VIP#4143 - Eido It mentions two others we knew from before: VIP#3987 - Mithrax VIP#2029 - Eramis

Same old lore tab also mentions: VIP#1121 - Variks VIP#4503 - Fikrul

Hidden Dossier: VIP#0013 - Namrask

More from before: VIP#3801 - Calus VIP#4044 - Val Ca'uor (Spire of Stars raid lair boss, we know it's this one because of time of release of this lore tab)

More: VIP#2014 - The Young Wolf VIP#1786 - Asher Mir

More: VIP#0704 - Mara Sov

And more: VIP#1315 - Drifter VIP#2015 - Oryx

WQ CE: VIP#0101 - Elsie VIP#3015 - I have no idea. Context for people who want to try and figure it out:

In the face of the malignant and continuous suffering aboard this ship, Katabasis's Ghost Gilgamesh gave up on his Guardian. It demanded to be destroyed as relief from the pain of a hopeless existence. Katabasis was left to suffer an unspeakable fate. We're all familiar with stories of lapsed or mistreated Ghosts, whether from the Dredgens or from personal encounters with VIP #3015 and the sadly departed Asher Mir.

[luvbugtrait]

Elsie Duncan. 🌻

sim for @lonvely's bayoutiful ever after bachelorette challenge, info below cut

bookworm | lazy | childish

Elsie is a 20 year old YA fantasy writer from Willow Creek, who moved to San My.

She lived with her grandparents growing up and still keeps in touch with them after moving to San my (almost daily).

She loves baking and canning her own jams. (She isn’t very good at either but she doesn’t care.)

She’s the kind of girl to make u a custom bday cake every birthday with cute flowers piped on top. And she loves to make holiday themed baked goods every year.

It’s her dream to make it big as an author, but currently she’s stuck working as a barista to bring in more cash.

She loves love, and can’t wait to meet her soulmate.

She’d one day love to buy an old farmhouse to fix up with the love of her life; and raise a family there. Hopefully with some livestock. (Preferably chickens)

likes: bright colors, singing in the shower, coloring books with cool drawings, dungeons & dragons, fantasy books and movies, cosplaying, rain, tea & cookies, alternative music, puzzles, reading, cute little clay earrings from local artist

dislikes: judgmental people, kale, fitness of any kind, when it’s hot outside, avocado toast, jump scares in horror movies, people who mount hunting trophies, room temperature water, spiders, and mice (even though she thinks they are very cute)

[anomalyaly]

Hi! Some headcanons for the cute and lovely Elsie, please! 💕

☮ - friendship headcanon

☯ - likes/dislikes headcanon

ൠ - random headcanon

Have a nice day!

Hello! ❤️ Thanks so much for the ask!

☮ friendship headcanon

Elsie didn't have many friends growing up. She was raised in high society in the muggle world, and typically ladies of the time were confined to the house. My headcanon is that muggle children can "sense" that something is different about wizard children, even when their magic is lying dormant, so although her magic didn't manifest until she was 16, people could still tell there was something "off" about her.

☯ likes/dislikes headcanon

Likes: Sweets, Flying (freedom), reading, magical beasts, words of affirmation, music, daffodils, sunlight, stargazing

Dislikes: Herbology, Professor Sharp (she's bad at Potions and he scares her because he's so unimpressed by everything and she just wants him to tell her she's doing a good job), spiders, Inferi, confined spaces

ൠ random headcanon

I don't think I've said this anywhere else, but Elsie can play piano. It was something she was made to learn growing up because of the expectation of high society women entertaining guests for their husbands. It's not something she brags about or draws attention to, since it was done out of obligation, but she's actually pretty good.

[ominous-arcade]

Character Onions for Curtain Call

posting them here for no particular reason I suppose! they'll be easier to find this way too

Put under the cut for convenience

Vanessa Shelly

Kim - Scott Pilgrim

Alice Liddell - American McGee's Alice

Helly R - Severance

Care - Petscop

Carrie White - Carrie 1976

Bea Santello - NITW

Sidney Prescott - Scream

Jack Townsend/Deputy O'Brien - Tales from the Gas Station

Asuka Langley Sohryu - Evangelion

Narrator - Fight Club

Asa Mitaka - Chainsaw Man

Mima Kirigoe - Perfect Blue

Handunit

Glados - Portal

Friend Computer - Paranoia

SCP-079 - SCP foundation

AM - I Have No Mouth and I must Scream

Old L Corp - Project Moon

Doctor Money - Presentable Liberty

P03 - Inscryption

You Must Be Happy - Lobotomy Corporation

AUTO - Wall-E

BOB - Sam & Max Save the World

Mr.Milchick - Severance

Vanny

The Velveteen Rabbit - The Velveteen Rabbit

Spinel - Steven Universe

Pyro - Team Fortress 2

Photo negative Mickey - Abandoned By Disney

"Mima" - Perfect Blue

You Want To Get Beat? Hurtily? - Limbus Company

Raggedy Ann - Raggedy Ann

SCP-1048 - SCP foundation

Happy Teddy Bear - Lobotomy Corporation

Robbie the Rabbit - Silent Hill

Bugs Bunny - Looney Toons

Crimew - Real Life

Spring Bonnie

Bear - Bear in the Big Blue House

Barney - Barney & Friends

The Velveteen Rabbit - The Velveteen Rabbit

Friend Francis - Angel Hare

Bucky Beaver - Shipwrecked 64

Salvador - Presentable Liberty

Elsie the Borden Cow - Real Life

Angel Gabby - Angel Hare

Teddy - Beyond the Sleep

Truman - The Truman Show

Fred Rogers - Mr.Rogers' Neighborhood

Toriel - Undertale

William Afton

Nick - Parents 1989

Forge Fitzwilliam - D&D: Honor Among Theives

Victor Frankenstein - Mary Shelly's Frankenstein

Calvin's Dad - Calvin and Hobbes

Terry Blake - The Stepfather 1987

Madam Hotel - The Hotel Podcast

Willy Wonka - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Sea Leopard - Real Life

Scar - The Lion King

Steve Raglan - Five Nights at Freddy's (movie)

Mr.Voice - Little Misfortune

Dexter's Dad - Dexter's Laboratory

Carol Afton

Lady Miss Kier - Deee-lite

Linda Flynn-Fletcher - Phineas and Ferb

Clarabelle - Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers

Madam Hotel - The Hotel Podcast

Scary Godmother - Scary Godmother comics/movie

Miss Frizzle - The Magic Schoolbus

Morticia Addams - The Addams Family

Julie Joyful - Welcome Home

Midge Campell - Astroid City

Linda Belcher - Bob's Burgers

Elvira - Elvira: Mistress of the Dark

Esmé Squalor - A Series of Unfortunate Events

Kelsey

Nemesis (Goddess of revenge and retribution) - Greek Mythology

Tomie Kawakami - Junji Ito

Nano - Girl from Nowhere

Ant-mimic spider (Myrmarachne) - Real Life

Raguel (Angel of Justice) - Abrahamic Religion

The Phantom of the Auditorium - Goosebumps

James (Clone) - Goosebumps show (2023)

Columbo - Columbo

Themis (Goddess of Justice) - Greek Mythology

Kowaru Nagisa - Evangelion

Jesus of Nazareth - Abrahamic Religion

Snowy Owl - Real

Zombie Mike

Mettaton Neo - Undertale

Alpha Dave Strider - Homestuck

Wallace Wells - Scott Pilgrim

Funtime Foxy - Sister Location

Lucas Lee - Scott Pilgrim

Dorian Electra - Real Life

Orwelle Peck - Real Life

Johnny Blaze - Ghost Rider

High Roller - Toontown Corporate Clash

Johnny Cage - Mortal Kombat

Tyler Durdan - Fight Club

Ricky "Jupe" Park - Nope

Michael Afton

Nitro Rad - Real Life

Mike - FNAF Logbook

Angel Torres - Nope

Dave Strider - Homestuck

Netzach - Library of Ruina

Jack Townsend - Tales from the Gas Station

Chesed - Lobotomy Corporation

Toby Billings - Hide and Seek (Fazbear Frights: Blackbird)

Sans - Undertale

Mr.Renner - Animatronic Apocalypse (Tales from the Pizzaplex: Submechanophobia)

Mike - You're the Band (Fazbear Frights: Felix the Shark)

Bill S Preston - Bill & Ted

[autumn-leaves-chasing-breeze]

The Reaper and The Devil - Part 2

Hello! I'm slightly overwhelmed by all of the interaction on part 1, thank you so much!! I would, once again, like to thank my darling friend @weemssapphic for the beta <3

Warnings: Death, I think that's it... :/

Taglist: @weemssapphic @crow-raven-crow

The street was dark and empty, only the light of the street lamp to accompany the soft pattering of rain on the pavement. The chill autumn air ran up your spine like spiders crawling up a wall and you shivered, making Lucifer chuckle beside you. 

“You should be used to the chill air, Little Lamb, Hell is hardly hot.” Lucifer wrapped a wing around your shoulders and suddenly you felt warmer. They were right, of course, Hell is surprisingly cold unless you’re on fire. 

“The Earth’s cool is different from the chill of Hell.” You smirked. “It’s like the difference between the cold air of England and the cold air of Texas. The temperature might be the same but the climate is very different.” 

Lucifer raised a brow at you, looking into your eyes with amusement. A light flickered on in the house in front of you, illuminating the front kitchen window. You both turned toward the light and your body felt heavy again. An elderly woman appeared on the other side of the glass, yawning and filling the kettle with water. 

“Humans are so peculiar.” Lucifer hummed. “Getting up to make tea at 2:37 in the morning.”

You breathed out a laugh and turned your gaze to Lucifer, their face almost glowing with the light of the street lamp and the warm glow from the window. “They’re creatures of comfort.”

Lucifer looked down into your eyes and smiled softly before placing a gentle kiss to your forehead. “We wouldn’t know about that.”

You smiled softly at their touch before turning back to look at the house. You looked up at the top front window and sighed as you felt yourself being drawn towards it. 

“She’s in there.” Your voice came out barely above a whisper and Lucifer noticed how you tensed beneath their wing. Without another word, you took a step forward and walked into the house. The woman in the kitchen was blissfully unaware of you and the lightbringer, she continued pattering around with sugar and milk as she hummed to herself. You stopped and looked at her for a moment, Lucifer standing behind you, shrouded by the darkness of the hallway. 

“She’ll be fine, Lamb.” Lucifer whispered. You turned towards them with a sad, quizzical smile. 

“How do you know?” Your voice wobbled slightly. One thing your sibling, Death, was very good at was not worrying about the living souls that surrounded the soul they were guiding. Death had once told you that while they may be sad and afraid for a while, when they finally get to meet us themselves, they’re comforted in the fact their loved one was not truly alone when they passed. And neither will they be. Still, it’s a hard thing to remember at times like this. 

Lucifer stepped forward and gently rested their hands on your shoulders, turning you back to face the woman in the kitchen again. “Her name is Elsie Priors. She’s 76 years old, grandmother of 7, mother of 3. Her husband, Benny Priors, passed away 2 years ago. He had treated her well. She enjoys knitting and baking. And making cups of tea.” The last part elicited a small giggle from you, a sad one as tears began filling your eyes against your will. Lucifer continued speaking in a hushed tone, “She is a good woman. She loves deeply. She is kind, gracious and humble. She’ll be ok.” 

You watched for a moment longer as Elsie stood on her tiptoes, struggling to reach a jar of ginger biscuits in the top cabinet. 

“For goodness sake, Maeve.” Elsie muttered under her breath. She stepped back and stood with her hands on her hips, laughing quietly to herself. “One day I will put her eyeliner where she can’t reach it, she won’t be laughing then.” 

Elsie turns and stops for a moment, looking directly at you and Lucifer. You hold your breath for a moment, watching as Elsie takes a step forward seemingly looking straight at you. She then claps her hands together before she walks out of the kitchen muttering something about the stepping stool under the stairs. The breath leaves your lungs as Elsie walks right past you, not even noticing as her arm brushes against your own. 

As Elsie disappears further down the hallway you turn to Lucifer and smile sadly, wiping a single tear that had escaped onto your cheek. Lucifer looks down at you and kisses the crown of your head before stepping aside and allowing you to lead the way up the stairs. There is an open door in front of you and as you approach the top you can see it’s Elsie’s room. The next two doors are closed and you pass by them to get to the door at the end of the hallway. A small clatter from downstairs makes you look over the bannister and see Elsie as she looks up and over the bannister from the hallway. You giggle to yourself as Elsie makes an ‘oops’ face before pottering back into the kitchen again. 

You hear laughing coming from the room in front of you and turn to Lucifer who smiles softly and nods in reassurance. With a deep breath you turn and slowly push the door open. The room inside is bigger than you expected. It’s dimly lit with a green LED light on the wall reading ‘kindly, fuck off’. You read it and smile as you take in the rest of the room. Clothes are scattered across the floor, there are several glasses and a bowl on the desk and some books stacked on the bedside table. The bed is under the window and, as you approach, you can see a young girl, around 17, laughing in her sleep. You move to sit at the end of the bed and Lucifer stands behind you, in between the foot of the bed and a built-in wardrobe. 

You rest your hand on the girl’s leg over the duvet and gently draw soothing circles with your thumb. Her laughing subsides and she slowly opens her eyes and looks at you. She startles and sits up, pulling her legs towards her chest with a panicked look in her eye. 

“Hello, Maeve.” You keep your voice calm and steady as you return both of your hands to your lap. Maeve’s features soften and she allows her body to relax.

“Hello, Somnus.” Maeve smiles softly and takes a deep breath as she looks at you. “Wow… What a way to go.” 

You laugh lightly and nod. “Dying from laughing in your sleep is… unique.” 

“I think it’s the coolest thing I’ve ever done.” Maeve smiles, genuine and comfortable, as her eyes travel to Lucifer behind you. 

“I’m sorry, I feel like I should know your name but…” Maeve trails off as Lucifer smiles softly at her, her next word coming out as a barely audible whisper. “Morningstar.” 

You look up at Lucifer as they nod their head gently. 

“Well, I have to admit I didn’t believe in Heaven and Hell but of the two I didn’t think I’d end up in the latter.” Maeve’s shoulders slump as she speaks, disappointment evident in her voice. 

Lucifer chuckles lightly. “I’m not here to bring you to Hell, Sweet Child. I am merely keeping Somnus company as they work.”

Maeve’s face relaxes slightly and she moves to stand at the side of her bed, turning to look at her body still comfortable under the covers. “I never thought I would see myself sleeping. Nanna was right, I do look peaceful.” She turns to look at you and Lucifer once again as a smash is heard from the kitchen. Maeve runs from the room and you quickly stand and follow after her. 

You stop at Maeve’s side at the door into the kitchen. Elsie is cursing under her breath while sweeping up shards of a now broken biscuit jar with a dustpan and brush. 

Maeve looks at you with sadness in her eyes. “Can I help her? One last time?” 

You smile softly and nod before Maeve steps into the kitchen and gently takes the dustpan and brush from her grandmother. 

“Nanna, what are you like?” Maeve chuckles as she finishes sweeping up the glass on the floor. 

“Oh, Darling, I’m sorry I woke you.” Elsie stands and watches as Maeve puts the glass in the bin and returns the dustpan and brush to the cupboard under the sink. 

“You didn’t wake me, it’s ok.” Maeve pulls Elsie in for a tight hug and Elsie melts into her touch. “I love you, Nanna.” Maeve whispers, her voice calm but trembling slightly as a tear falls down her cheek. 

“My Darling girl, I love you too.” Elsie kisses Maeve on the cheek and steps back, looking Maeve up and down. She turns to you and her smile falters as you step into the kitchen. 

“Somnus. Is that you?” Elsie looks you up and down bewildered. 

“Hello, Elsie. It’s been a while.” You smile warmly. 

Lucifer, who is hiding in the shadows, watches on confused as you take another step towards a now grinning Elsie. 

“Well, Dear, what are you here for? I’m wide awake.” Elsie laughs as she looks between You and Maeve. 

“I’m afraid I’m not here for you, Old Friend.” You gently take Maeve’s hand and Elsie’s features slowly fall. She gives a small nod of understanding before stepping forward and kissing Maeve on the forehead. 

“You’re in good hands, Darling. Sleep well.” Elsie’s eyes are dancing with a mixture of sadness and content as she wipes a tear from Maeve’s cheek. “I’ll see you soon.” 

Maeve nods and kisses Elsie on the cheek. “See you soon, Nanna.” 

With that, you lead Maeve out of the house and into the street, Lucifer standing beside you both under the streetlight as Elsie watches on from the front door step. 

“Lucifer.” Elsie quietly shouts into the street. “Take care of them both.”

Lucifer nods as you look up at them, now it’s your turn to be confused. 

“They’re safe with me, El.” Lucifer smiles softly and the three of you disappear, leaving Elsie waving at nothing from her front door.

[illarian-rambling]

Alright, does anyone on here want to pick a silly name for the spider Mashal (arachnophobic) gets to learn Astra's been keeping in her vardo for months as mosquito control?

(Tag list because I need to actually use it more often: @amandacanwrite @elsie-writes @riveriafalll @kosmic-kore @kaylinalexanderbooks

@bard-coded @carrotsinnovember @patternwelded-quill @somethingclevermahogony @whatwewrotepodcast

@goldxdarkness @the-angriest-author @mk-writes-stuff @frostedlemonwriter @vyuntspakhkite-l-darling

@watermeezer @leahnardo-da-veggie)

[crow-posting]

Destiny NPCs according to: RZ-3

*note: this is not indicative of the author's personal opinions so if you feel like jumping to the comments / tags to defend [insert character here], save your energy.

- - -

"This is my favoritest person in the whooolee world":

Ada-1

Crow

"I'd kill for you":

Caiatl

Colonel 🐓

Devrim

Eva Levante

Fynch

"Ghost" = Ori

Glint

Jolyon

Misraaks

Nimbus

Quinn Laghari

Saint-14 ("Uncle Saint")

Shin Malphur

Shiro-4

Shuro Chi

Sjur Eido

the Starcats 🐱✨

Taranis

Viragni "Sid" D'Sydney

"I call you [familial title] bc it's funny and also I secretly believe it":

Zavala ("Dad")

Ikora ("Mom")

Lord Saladin ("Uncle Sal")

Rasputin (старик)

"You're weird but I like you":

Asher

Banshee-44

Benedict 99-40

Cayde-6

Drifter

Eris

Failsafe

Lord Shaxx ("Uncle Shaxx")

Sagira

Starhorse

Xivu Arath

Xûr

"You're okay":

Ahsa

Alis [Alice] Li

Amanda

Ana Bray

Arcite 99-40

the Corsairs

Eido

The Emissary

Fenchurch

Kadi 55-30

Kalli

Lady Efrideet

Petra

Rohan

Sedia

Shaw Han

Sloane

Suraya

Tyra Karn

"Customer service voice activated":

Amrita Vae

Lakshmi-2

Master Ives

Master Rahool

Tess Everis

"I tolerate you at a distance. Come any closer and I'll bite your fingers off.":

also Drifter :)

Arach Jalaal

Aunor

Eramis

Sam Moleyn

Savathûn

The Speaker

The Traveler

Variks

"F**k off":

also Xivu Arath

Brakion

Calus

Dominus Ghaul

Dûl Incaru

Elsie Bray

Executor Hideo

The Fanatic

Jisu Calerondo

The Nine

Oryx

Riven

Taniks

Toland

see also: dungeon/raid bosses

"You're lucky you have diplomatic immunity":

Mara

Osiris

"Murder is illegal. I might kill you anyway.":

Clovis Bray

Immaru

Spider

Uldren [RIP]

"Whomst?":

Brother Vance

The Witness

[kumo-taoc]

A list of taocc characters and what I think their pokemon type/types would be and why

Kumo: Water/Normal

I struggled with this one a little, but I picked this because clouds are made of water, and kumo has sort of a cloud sweater! But kumo's just an all-around goofball, so I just put Normal as his second type.

Stitch: Grass/Rock

I chose grass for stitch because burlap is made of some sort of plant, and rock because sand is just a bunch of tiny little rocks.

Belle: Poison

This one shouldn't be hard to understand, but I'll explain anyway. She's made of poisonous sludge.

Icia: Ice/Steel

The ice one should be pretty self-explanatory, and I chose steel because she's a skilled swordfighter.

Bob: Ghost

...

Sign: Normal/Grass

Now, I may not know much sign lore, but I DO know that signs are usually made out of wood. Sign seems like a pretty normal guy, though.

Sun: Fire

I mean, she IS a burning ball of gas. Also, her arms are fire now!

Dusk: Dark/Ice or Dark/Fairy

Darkness just kind of fits with dusk. Also, it's usually dark around dusk (time of day) anyway. I couldn't decide the second type for her, and here's why. I chose ice because I remember elsie saying something about how she's connected to ice somehow, and it's usually cold around dusk (time of day). And fairy because dusk seems to be connected to them somehow...? I think?

Jessy: Grass/Fairy

I chose grass for jessy because he's made of wood! And, like, his wife has the fairy type, so why shouldn't he?

Clara: Grass/Steel

I chose grass for clara for the same reason as jessy and steel because of that sword they've got!

Abstraction Anon: Dark/Electric

Well, he lives in the cellar, which is VERY dark, and abstraction hurts. Guess what else hurts? LIGHTNING! /silly

Dialtone: Dark/Electric

Dialtone seems to be the kind of person who likes to sit in the dark. Also, he sleeps a lot. And he loves (old) phones and has phone cords, so electric just seemed right.

Alchemist: Poison/Bug

The poison part seems pretty obvious, and I chose bug because he's a tiny lil guy who I can probably crush under my shoe. (also mod bug ehehehe)

Helpful Anon: Flying

Helpful anon is just so... "helpful anon" that no other type seemed right.

Mix: Poison/Bug

Alcohol is a poison. Also, he's a butterfly now!

Kopi: Poison/Fighting

Kopi's got that weird pink goo that she shoots at people... ew... also, kopi has been described to be very strong!

AI Kopi: Steel/Bug

AI Kopi has those metal spider legs coming out of her back, so that works for steel AND bug! Also, she seems severely weakened, and bugs are notoriously weak.

D.R.U.N.K.I.E.: Steel/Electric

He's a robot (or more accurately, an ai that acts more like a robot than an ai)!

Drunkie: Normal/Poison

Again, alcohol is a poison! But other than that, he's just a normal guy!

Simp Anon & Lucy: Normal

They're just normal girls!

Chance: Fighting/Normal

She could probably beat someone up if she was really mad, but other than that, she's just a silly little girl with a silly little sandbag boyfriend!

Nightmare: Dark

Well, she's done a LOT of bad things, AND dark is, like, part of her theme and design.

Tophat: Dark

He's not AS bad as nightmare, but he's also done some pretty mean things. Also, he lives in a cave.

Aoki: Water/Ice

He lived in a forest where it constantly rained, he can probably summon rain/thunderclouds, and he... uh... does things with ice/cold. He can even control the temperature in a room!

Calypso: Normal

Welp, that's it for now!

She's just a silly little pillow person!

Thanks for reading all the way to the end! Have some cookies!

🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

[spideronthesun]

WIP Questionnaire

Thank you for tagging me @mundanemoongirl ! Looks like something fun to work over coffee. I am tagging @amaiguri @elsie-writes @melpomene-grey @illarian-rambling and anyone else who wants to do it!

I will be putting my answers under read more.

What was the first part of your wip that you created?

My characters, of course. They were the first ones that came to life before the story started to fall into its place. But I already had this WIP in works for a few years before I fully started working on it. I just was not ready to write it.

2. If your story was a TV show, what would the theme song/intro be?

Tantric's Breakdown. I think it is an amazing song and captures some of the essence of my story.

3. Who are your favorite characters you've made? Why?

My personal favorite is Ametista. She is quite a complex and interesting character to write. I love working on her chapters the most. And based on what the other people said to me in the past, it appears that Edvardas or Robertas are more of everyone's favorites. Which I get it. Edvardas is frustrated when it comes to magic, he's skeptic about it, and constantly debates his beliefs. He used to be a bad boy and even he believes he has become a monotonous and dull adult. And Robertas is a sweetheart. He's very loving, sweet and caring.

4. What other pieces of media do you think would share a fan base for your story?

This one is difficult! I left this question for the last to answer it later. But maybe Percy Jackson?

5. What has been your biggest struggle with your wip?

Since I been busy editing right now, I found myself writing new chapters since I came up with a few fun ideas that are worth exploring. So right now I am struggling with being a huge overwriter. Guess this is what happens when you end up with tons of ideas and you want all of them to end up on page.

6. Are there any animals in your story? Talk about them!

Plenty! My boys have a black kitten as a familiar after Adamas found her and brought her home. Medeina has a spider familiar. Even a mere mention of spiders frightens Danielius, so you can only imagine how he reacts to her familiar, and how much he is not a fan. But they will grow to like to each other.

7. How do your characters get around? (ex: trains, horses, cars, dragons, etc.)

Trains, cars, bikes.

8. What part of your wip are you working on rn?

I am currently outlining new chapters so I could work on them over the weekend.

9. What aspects (tropes, maybe?) of your wip do you think will draw people in?

Found family, dysfunctional family relationships, old secrets, a rural setting. Hopefully that darker themes won't scare people away.

10. What are your hopes for your wip?

I hope people fall in love with my story and characters. This would be the biggest reward for me. I would love a reader coming up with their own theories and discussing them with the others. I also would love to see fanart for it someday.

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December Books

And with that, the 2024 Reading Year is complete. Honestly, I was not expecting to read this much and yet, I feel like I could have done so much more. Maybe 2025, I'll blow these numbers out of the water.

Sins of a King - Emma Slate ⭐️ Guilty for You - A. M. McCoy ⭐️⭐️ Ice Planet Barbarians - Ruby Dixon ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Wallflower - Samantha Leigh ⭐️⭐️ Scarred - Emily McIntire ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Broken Vow - Sophie Lark ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ The Fake Out - Stephanie Archer ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Corrupt Kingdom - Ava Harrison ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Unconditional - Sonia Stanizzo ⭐️⭐️ Chasing the Puck - Lyssa Lemire ⭐️⭐️⭐️ A Resistance of Witches - Morgan Ryan ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ QB Keeper - C. L. Rose ⭐️⭐️⭐️ The Cerulean Sister - Katrina Calandra ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Hidden Empire - K. L. Mann ⭐️ Where We Belong - Ashley Muñoz ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Tattletale - Kay Cove ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Just Don't Fall - Emma St. Clair ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Falling Into Forever - Avery Mitchell ⭐️⭐️ Slap Shot Surprise - Melanie Harlow ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Kings of the Wyld - Nicholas Eames ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ The Spider and the Storm - Kelsey Kingsley ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Bonus Game - Susan Renee ⭐️⭐️ Terms and Conditions - Lauren Asher ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Dead Until Dark - Charlaine Harris ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ The Buffalo Hunter Hunter - Stephen Graham Jones ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Flirtation or Faceoff - Leah Brunner ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Jasper Vale - Devney Perry ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Unveiled Desires - J. Wine ⭐️ Heavy Crown - Sophie Lark ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Unbroken - Grace Turner ⭐️⭐️⭐️ A Crown of Ash and Silver - B. C. FaJohn ⭐️ Loathe to Love You - Ali Hazelwood ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ What Heals Us - Maggie C. Gates ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Savage Wounds - Lilian Harris ⭐️⭐️ Darkest Sins - Neva Altaj ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ How Does It Feel? - Jeneane O'Riley ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Sweet Prison - Neva Altaj ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ My Dark Desire - Parker S. Huntington & L. J. Shen ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ The Front Runner - Elsie Silver ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ But He's My One Regret - Annah Conwell ⭐️⭐️⭐️

40 books total read for December 2024

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OC vs Cockroach

I was tagged by @illarian-rambling ! Thank you for this!

Rules: how would your oc fare against a cockroach?

Narul: 6/10 Narul wouldn't particularly care about cockroaches, though he might be annoyed by their smell. If asked by someone else he would certainly squish one. The only real issue might be if it slips under something or if Narul is overly enthusiastic in his quest to smash it. It certainly wouldn't be the first time that Narul accidentally (or purposefully) destroyed a house.

Ninma: ?/10 Surprisingly for a princess, Ninma has no problem with creepy crawlies, and loves to catch bugs, spiders, lizards, and if given the chance, would certainly try to make a pet out of a roach. If properly motivated she could certainly catch one. Narul and Otilia would be horrified/disgusted by this. Ninma however would tearfully inform them that she had already given the pest a bath and named it.

Otilia: 1/10 Otilia is not a fan of insects, in fact she is quite repulsed by them. She would almost certainly call for Narul to dispose of the roach for her

Shela: -1/10 Shela would have a similar response to her partner, Otilia, but even worse. Screaming, gagging, and cursing out the poor pest. Ultimately she would refuse to enter whatever structure the roach was found in until it had been carefully cleared of any of its brethren.

The Throuple (Istek, Dati, Sihunu): 7/10 They would be fairly unbothered by the sight of a cockroach, any one of them would simply squish it (most likely Sihunu since she is the only one that regularly wears actual footwear.) However if Istek spotted a roach aboard his ship what would follow would be an obsessive round of cleaning, one which would necessitate completely unloading and scrubbing the hull and its cargo.

Penetinos: -4/10 An extreme dislike of insects is apparently a very common trait among Korithians. Penetinos has a deep fear of things that crawl and creep and the idea of seeing a roach much less touching one would bring the poor old man to tears.

Zatar: 10/10 Zatar would take great pleasure in hunting down and killing roaches.

Akard: 10/10 Would ask Zatar to take care of the issue.

Kumad: 8/10 Kumad would have no problem squishing a roach, though he might complain about the resultant mess.

Mikrab: 0/10 Has no issue with roaches, but lacks the motivation or drive to ever actually try to squish it.

Batricca: 10/10 Similar to Narul, however she would have no problems with destroying things in the process and might even destroy things intentionally.

Tagging @dyrewrites , @patternwelded-quill , @elsie-writes , and @roach-pizza