Have we talked about the Miguel Burger yet?
I just wanna know if it was his idea, if he authorized it, or do the other spiders just think it’s rlly fucking funny and do it to annoy the guy?
I need to know WHY
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FURTHERMORE, there's no way ornate hair nets aren't the elf equivalent of a secret pajamas outfit for their hair.
Lover pulled you back into bed for a morning quickie and now you're running late? Sparkly hair net!
Unexpected presentation with your boss's boss's boss and you need to set up your appearance? Pull a fancy hair net out of your desk drawer.
Up all night with a cranky baby and want to look presentable while you run errands? Hair net! Tbh I bet they're such expected new parent apparel that they're a customary prenatal gift.
Celebrimbor wants to be able to go straight from a meeting with Galadriel and ambassadors to his grimiest forge? Mithril hair net baby! No sparks are getting through that sucker!
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"Sitting by the fire with my friends... Truly brings me peace - even if Tayberry has some tension with Spider Lily. After all, we're all friends!"
Vanilla Syrup's dear diary
Finally made the others of VS's gang!
Saint Vanilla - Vanilla Syrup, biological
DragonBerry - Tayberry, biological
Frigid Cacao - Charcoal Bun, adopted
Radiant Cheese - Sakura Cheese, distant biological/half adopted
Midnight Lily - Spider Lily, unknown. implied no baking involved
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i don’t even fucking care anymore i DONT. WHATEVER!!!!
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