#spider man sam raimi

[averagewriter-inthedark]

Question if you don’t mind me asking but what happened to your Spider-Man series?

My spider-man series (and unfortunately a few others I have yet to finish 😅) has been pushed to the back burner because I've semi-lost interest at the moment in Marvel 😭😭I go through a cycle with my hyperfixations and Spider-Man/Marvel is one of them but right now my focus has been other fandoms/works that have taken the front seat. I do plan on finishing it, I always come back to my unfished works but I do not know exactly when I'll get to it. I need to rewatch Spider-Man 2 and 3 😅😅 I'm so sorry if you're anticipating an update, I know I'm disappointing you and i hope to get back on it soon!🩶

[evilwickedme]

Fuck it I'm bored so here's a ranking of different Peter Parkers by how Jewish they are

Dead last, obviously, is MCU!Peter Parker. This version of Peter is the farthest from comic canon to the point of being almost unrecognizable at times. Also, Tom Holland answered the question "is peter parker Jewish" in a Wired Autocomplete Interview a while back with a very baffled "no", cementing him forever as my sworn enemy. So he's actually the only peter parker who, at least by word of God, is canonically NOT Jewish. -1000000/10

Next up is Tobey Maguire's Peter Parker. I think this Peter is... fine, at least he's much closer to comic canon than MCU!Peter, but honestly that's not saying much considering how far the MCU strayed from comic canon or even the spirit of comic canon. But like overall, Sam Raimi's movies just aren't particularly interested in presenting Peter as Jewish, so, eh. 1/10

By far the most Jewish of live action Peters is TASM!Peter, also by far the most comic accurate of live action Peters. I'd be remiss not to mention the fact that Andrew Garfield is Jewish, and he understands the character so fucking well. He stated on record that he played Peter as Jewish and that he sees Spider-Man as an inherently Jewish character:

However, the Webb movies still do not textually define him as Jewish, and the best parts of Andrew's Peter's Jewish subtext are better when viewed in light of the comics. Overall, 6.5/10

Next up is the original, our beloved comic book Peter, pictured here saying Happy Hanukkah in a panel from Matt Fraction's Hawkeye. Comic Peter is one of the most heavily Jewish coded comics characters of all time, which is saying something considering how Jewish comic books are as a medium. Obviously he was created and often written and drawn by Jewish writers and artists, but beyond that his driving ethos and values are incredibly Jewish, and as a bonus he's constantly sprinkling Yiddish and Jewish phrases into his speech, alongside things like the above panel where he outright acknowledges Jewish culture in a scene where everyone else is saying merry Christmas. However, despite the extremely heavy coding, Marvel Comics are fucking cowards, and he has yet to be confirmed Jewish, so I must give him a measly 8/10.

Finally, the cream of the crop, the most Jewish of all Peter Parkers, Into the Spider-Verse's Peter B. Parker my beloved!!! Peter B. is voiced by Jake Johnson, himself a Jewish actor, and is a phenomenally accurate representation of comic book canon - but he also has the unique quality of being canonically, textually, in the actual movie Jewish! It's a bit of a blink and you'll miss it scene, but when we get introduced to Peter B. in his "one more time" segment, we see his wedding to MJ, where he steps on a glass. This is a Jewish minhag - custom - meant to represent the destruction of our Temple and Jerusalem, as well as remind us that sorrow and joy come intertwined, and is one of my personal favorite Jewish customs. It's a phenomenal moment in the best Spider-Man movie, and while this version of Peter would have been my favorite film version regardless, his Jewishness absolutely pushes him even further up. 13/10, no complaints

[professionalfoodstalker]

i absolutely hated Deadpool And Wolverine not bc it was bad, it was fucking amazing — literally some of the best MCU content to come out since Wakanda Forever. No, the reason i hate it is bc THATS WHAT MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS SHOULDVE BEEN. WE CLEARLY SAW IT WAS POSSIBLE.

can’t ever forget my disappointment with MOM. we were so hyped for it. fresh off the high of No Way Home & sam raimi was directing MOM. we thought we were about to EAT and yet left the movie theater STARVED. they gave us NOTHING. Deadpool And Wolverine gave us EVERYTHING

[xalala]

If only I could cause you the pain that you've caused me. First we'll see who's behind the mask. I can look into your eyes as you die.

Spider-Man 2 (2004) dir. Sam Raimi

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

[vampryn]

somebody took all of the filler out of raimi's spider man

[my-amygdala-is-synthetic]

three friends who are all mean to each other in different ways is such a good dynamic

[douglasbradburyverne]

SPIDER-MAN 2 was released 20 years ago today (June 30th, 2004)

[mcudc616]

Norman Osborn // Green Goblin

-- Spider-Man (2002)

[fangerine]

"Sometimes...to do what's right, we have to be steady and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams."

SPIDER-MAN 2 (2004) dir. Sam Raimi

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Daily Bugle newspaper props - Spider-Man (2002)

[hittmeandtellmeyouremine]

ʜᴇᴀᴠᴇɴ ɪꜱ ᴀ ʙᴇᴅʀᴏᴏᴍ | ʜᴀʀʀʏ ᴏꜱʙᴏʀɴ ꜱᴇʀɪᴇꜱ ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀʟɪꜱᴛ

pairing: experienced!harry osborn x virgin!afab!reader

summary: you meet harry through peter, accidentally. you would've left it at that but harry insists on inserting himself into your life. after his not-so-subtle attempts you finally ask him what exactly it is he wants from you. your virginity? fat chance. a relationship? maybe when hell freezes over. and that's just the thought of it on its own, never mind with harry osborn? yeah, when monkeys fly. you've barely said no before he's pleading his case and you realize this could be entertaining. so you guys come to a consensus. lets see how long harry lasts. that is, if he lasts.

warnings: swearing, mention of family issues, mentions of sex, mentions of injury, mentions of piercings, and suggestive content. (will be updated as more chapters are released.

word count: 3.3k (will be updated)

a/n: this series uses characters and events from sam raimi's spider-man universe. i've also created a few original characters you will meet. similar, if not the same, events happen but the timeline is a bit stretched for the sake of the plot. same time period but it's not one of my characters if i can't mention my favorite artists (sue me). so i know certain artists may not have been (canonically) around during this time but just pretend they are because they are in my au. ♥

status: currently in progress...

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[xalala]

Spider-Man 3 (2007) dir. Sam Raimi

[fandomnerd9602]

Reward ceremony scene in Spider-Man 3 buts it’s for spider-Gwen for saving male reader

Spider Gwen swings in…

Y/N stands on stage, holding the key to the city, rolling his eyes…

Y/N: (whispers) show off

Spider Gwen hangs upside down in front of Y/N…

The crowd chants: KISS HER! KISS HER!!

Gwen: well give the crowd what they want

Y/N rolls down her mask and kisses her softly…

Y/N: (whispers) love you

Gwen: (whispers) love you more

[supercap2319]

When he accidentally finds out you are Spiderman:

When you tell him you are Spiderman:

When he tells you that you are Spiderman:

[my-amygdala-is-synthetic]

I am so in love with this toxic polycule