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How Historical Trade Routes Influence Modern Export Policies
The movement of goods over long distances is as old as civilisation itself. Moving from the busy bazaars of ancient cities to today's high-tech logistics hubs, trade has always formed the lifeblood of human contact, culture, and economy. Amongst the treasures that move on such ancient routes, spices hold a special place. Their worth was more than gastronomic; it ran into the realms of being associated with riches and even with magic. Moving into the details of modern export policies, the reverberations of these ancient trade routes echo into how goods especially spices-move and are controlled around the world today.
Throughout history, spices have been among the most highly treasured items in the world. The Spice Routes of old, reaching from the Far East into Europe, were little more than routes of trade but conduits of culture, knowledge, and influence. Often hazardous or long, the routes joined the civilisation that urged diplomacy and even stirred wars. The demand for spices like cinnamon, pepper, and cloves was so keen that it whetted exploration appetites and laid the foundation for the network of global trade to which we are so accustomed today.
These various ancient routes - the famous Silk Road and oceanic routes across the Indian Ocean- provided the conduit through which the lifeblood of world trade ran. They connected regions as varied as the spice-rich Malabar Coast of India with the imperial courts of Rome and the thriving markets of Cairo. Traders who dared these routes were not mere merchants but carriers of stories, religions, and innovations. In many ways, these routes were forerunners of modern globalisation, weaving together the fabric of faraway cultures and economies through the simple yet strong act of trade.
With international trade came evolved mechanisms regulating it. The need for standardisation, regulation, and protectionism led to the establishment of policies related to export being necessary to ensure the products were of good quality, authentic, and safe. These, in many ways, are the direct descendants of the more ancient practices ruling trade across the spice routes. This would then be followed by a guarantee on the purities of the commodity traders who often had to obtain seals or certificates from local rulers to testify to the purity of their wares. This has today taken a more sophisticated turn with the intricate web of modern export regulations.
In fact, in the case of spices, one could trace this evolution of such policies to the demands of the old spice trade. This further encouraged modern regulations that required so much documentation, careful quality cheques, and certification before such goods get into international markets, so as not to adulterate spices and make them true to their origins. At least this shall ensure the rich heritage of the spice trade is conserved and updated towards modern commerce.
International trade in spices is a multibillion-dollar business today, with very deep roots in traditions of ancient times. Indeed, fascination with exotic flavours and growing demand for authentic quality spices continue to push the spice markets. Goods, though reaching farther and quicker than ever, trusting and tradition will not suffice in confirming integrity-they need robust certification processes.
The need for certification, especially in India, the largest spice producer in the world, is epitomised in the role of the Spices Board. It is a statutory body that came into existence under the Spices Board Act of 1986, entrusted with responsibilities to promote, develop, and regulate the spice industry. Among the many responsibilities it undertakes, one very important aspect is the issuance of the Spice Board Certificate.
Exporters or traders of spices exported out of India are required to have a registration certificate with the Spices Board. This is not just an administrative procedure but one that represents the seal of quality and authenticity on the spices exported. Indeed, this certificate affords evidence that spices conform to the high standards laid down for international trade so that the prestige of India as a supplier of high-quality spices is maintained accordingly.
Moreover, the Spices Board Act has made incorporation certificates necessary for completing the formalities regarding imports and exports. This further certification underlines the call for compliance and regulatory demands within the trade of spices, accounting for even the minute details of exports to be made transparently accountable.
Logistics have become very crucial in this fast-moving global market where time is crucial. This was a very time-consuming process from fields of Kerala to estates of Assam to tables of homes and restaurants around the world. Several steps are involved with multi-players in each step; every step needs to be performed well.
That would be the role of modern logistics companies - to provide that main link from producer to consumer. Companies like Prime Logistics may have specialised services to ensure the export process is smooth and compliant with all regulations, for example, Spice Board Certificate requirements. All these firms deal with the headache of complexities in documentation, transport, and customs clearance, making spice producers do what they know best: grow and harvest the best of spices.
Not always glamorous, and seldom at the forefront, logistics plays a very important role in the global spice trade to ensure the continuance of this rich cultural heritage and that spices reach their perfect condition in good form at their destinations.
Probably the best example is how even modern export policies are lent structure by the ancient spice routes. These routes were never about the exchange of goods but about the exchange of ideas, cultures, and practices. So many ways, regulations, and certifications that today govern the spice trade are continuums of that legacy to make sure the rich history of spice trading is duly honoured and preserved.
It is apt, as we step into the rapidly globalising world, to trace the origin of the beginnings of trade policy that would have sounded after all so intricate and bureaucratic. If anything at all, they are the modern manifestations of applications dating back to ancient times to preserve the integrity and authenticity of goods in transborder movements.
A Spice Board Certificate is not just a piece of paper, the link between the past and present, testifying to the eternal legacy of the spice trade. An essential ingredient of modern commerce, it keeps this most ancient and vital of industries alive.
While the world has moved some distance from the days of the ancient spice routes, fundamental guiding principles that dominated the activities of those early trust, authenticity, and quality-endure to this day and are as valid now as they were centuries ago. Exporters press on with the intricacies of international trade today, conscious of their standing in that rich and storied tradition which shapes the world monumentally and durably.
#spices import#spices export#international shipping#freight forwarding#air freight#sea freight#ocean freight#customs clearance#warehousing
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i really love it when people here are ânot normalâ about the things they love. yes!! break down the scene that youâve been obsessing over for weeks! create incredibly intricate theories based on a few throwaway lines! explain why you love this character so muchâ458 reasons and counting, and with visual aids! i love to see people putting their heart and soul into not being normal!!!
#this is why diversity on my dash is important to the ecosystem#i gotta see people obsessing over characters i have never heard of#it spices things up#ella yells
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Happy Sunday [full ver. here (explicit)]
#nsft#art spice#shadowzel#cw blood#can you tell I gave up in a couple places?#at least all the important bits look good
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i tweaked blueberrys design a bit and now 3 of my pre-corruption beasts are done :D i might edit their designs at a later date but im okay w/ what i have rn
#apolocheese to everyone who JUST drew blueberry ive been trying to tweak his design for a while#i promise the extra hair is important for Reasons . also he just looks less bald now#also i already have concepts for sugar & salt but im thinking about waiting until their updates come out so i can use their sprites as ref#idk how long thats gonna be from now tho :v#blueberry milk cookie#ground spice cookie#wheat flour cookie#my art
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White chrysanthemums for grief, lavenders for devotion đ¸
#venti#genshin impact#genshin#genshin venti#art#I've looked at this for so long that I see mistakes everywhere gsjdgskhdjd#did y'all know adding noise to a drawing triples the file size? I didn't until now#I've missed drawing flowers <3#shrews art#I think a core part of Venti's character is the grief he holds for all that he's lost over his thousands of years long life#spiced up with some survivor's guilt mayhaps#another core part tho is the devotion he has and the lengths to which he'd go for the things/people important to him <3#thank you for coming to my ted talk have a lovely day :D
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Wake up, BurningCheese/GoldenSpice babes, new poorly drawn blorbos just dropped
They look cooler in my head, I swear.
the images didn't show up the first time wtf lol
The kids are finally here, yay. I promised I'd show you them, and I finally stopped being an asshole and followed through. Almost got 200 followers and I'm very grateful for it - really, I'm nobody. I'm just some clown who says dumb stuff and makes dumb memes and writes cringey stories, and yet I convinced almost 200 people to tune in. Thank you all so much, users on here and anons in my inbox alike. As a token of appreciation, you can all endure my rambling about my OCs and witness a person in their early 20s draw like a 12 year old.
The boy is Pepper Jack (or Pepper Jack Cookie). He's the firstborn and older than his sister by a few years. He takes after his mother in a lot of ways, primarily in her appearance (save for nabbing his father's red eyes). He's incredibly bright (and a smartass lol), preferring to think his way out of conflict rather than fight his way out... not that he's above violence at all, if that glaive doesn't give it away lol. He harbors a deep sense of love and loyalty towards his family and his peoples, and carries the weight of his responsibilities and heritage with as much confidence and poise as he can muster. (There are/will be times where he stumbles, of course. He's not perfect. He struggles a lot more than he lets on, really. But he tries his best, for everyone's sake.)
The girl is Matar Paneer (or Matar Paneer Cookie). Again, she's the younger one by a few years. She was all but made in her father's image, save for inheriting her mother's eyes. She's a little firecracker: lively and fun-loving and stubborn as a mule. She doesn't ask "can I have/do this thing", she tells you "I'm going to have/do this thing". Golden is proud as anything to see her daughter be so greedy... until that greed comes into conflict with her and Spice's authority lol. But she's a good kid, despite being such a handful. She has an enormous heart and is not afraid to stand up for others/what's right, and she loves her parents and brother more than anything in the world. She might doubt her own capabilities, she might secretly fear that she's not strong enough to do what she needs to... but she keeps pushing anyway, because she'd honestly choose death over quitting.
Your eyes are not deceiving you, Pepper Jack's wings are blue lol. There's an actual reason for that. And that USO (Unidentified Sitting Object) in Matar Paneer's hair is a lotus (the cheese one in the GCK decor set lol). There's a reason for that, too. I thought it would be cool to give Jack a glaive and swap out the normal blade for that of a khopesh sword (glaives are not Egyptian, they only saw use in Asia and Europe, but I just HAD to give him a glaive), to add that Egyptian touch. Paneer's supposed to be wearing a pattu pavadai, it's a traditional Indian dress for young girls. It's a blouse plus a skirt. She's holding katar, Indian knives (Cilantro Cobra has them, too). And her hair's supposed to be in a low ponytail.
Merchant thinks that if they explain what their terrible drawings are supposed to convey, people will understand their intended vision and the pain will stop
I sat down and did research into both Egyptian and Hindu mythology for the sake of drawing inspiration for them both. I'll explain in detail in another post, but basically: both of them take after one Egyptian god and one Hindu god each. Golden takes after Ra and Spice takes after Shiva, so I figured I'd follow along that line.
Please flood my inbox with questions about them now. I've really been dying to talk about them for ages now. I've drafted extensive character sheets for them both, I even made up in-game descriptions for them lol. They're my little fankid blorbos and I love them :') I hope you all come to love them, too
(Also, I'm sorry they're on lined paper. I'm visiting family rn and that's the only paper my grandmother has in her house. I'd have to drive to a stationery to get printer paper and I'd really rather not drive in this particular country lol (shit roads, even shittier drivers). I'll doodle them on printer paper whenever somebody remembers to bring me some)
#haha spicy cheese and cheesy curry. Get it?#also... when you accidentally indirectly ship Ra x Shiva via making up kids technically born from them lol. Does this count as Old Man Yaoi#(jk I mean no disrespect whatsoever. These gods/faiths are and were important to people and I don't mean to offend)#(I genuinely love learning about other religions and I had fun being inspired by these ones)#(seriously I went ham with this shit. Pepper Jack's birth is based on an Egyptian creation myth lol)#These two have long roads ahead of them. They're going to struggle and get hurt. But they'll pull through and come back better than before#fr please ask me stuff about them. I need an excuse to ramble for 10k words#you can even ask stupid shit like what their favorite color is#I love these two. I feel like their crazy grandma lol#also I have lots of thoughts wrt Spice & Golden as parents and their thoughts/feelings about parenthood#plus their individual relationships with each child#so you can expect me to rant about that too lol#maybe someday Merchant will shut the fuck up#cookie run kingdom#burning spice cookie#golden cheese cookie#burningcheese#goldenspice#cookie run oc#cookie run fankid#pepper jack cookie#matar paneer cookie
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[Centross puts his lips against Icarus', tasting the alcohol in both their mouths. He fumbles with the door to Icarus' house behind them.]
@the-violet-reaper
[They hold onto anything, clothes, hair, his body. They just needed him]
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No you don't understand. Reigen does not commit tax fraud or insurance fraud. He doesn't actually have psychic powers, not even a little, or empath powers or what you have it. His family are regular ass people with regular ass jobs and frankly, so is Arataka, a young, self-employed guy living pay-check to pay-check because that's what most people starting out self-employed do. He spends most of the day at work and then gets take-out not because he's bringing college-student energy to the table, but because that's what the average single and fresh member of the japanese work force does. Because holding on to friends at that age is hard enough without existential-crisis-induced self-loathing.
It is so, so important to me that Reigen is the most statistically average twenty something japanese man there is. He's literally just a guy. A perfectly average middle schooler who liked to slack off and forgot his lunch that one time and wanted to be someone one day, when he was filled with youthful optimism, before life got complicated, before he realized he was just another fish in a really, really big ocean with a LOT of other fishes. One perfectly average fish among thousands of other, average fishes that become perfectly average members of society.
#mp100#reigen arataka#mob psycho 100#this isn't a front against people who like to give reigen a little bit of spice in fics#i like those too#but it is so so important to me that reigen is the most normal guy around#his skills are a patchwork of half-assed skills and long-dead-hobbies and youtube tutorials#because that's just what it's like#mp100 meta
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[SPOILERS]
CHANGE -- DESTRUCTION
how we feeling on episode 5 because goddamn
#voidmastersart#digital art#fanart#cookie run fanart#cookie run kingdom#crk#crk fanart#golden cheese cookie#burning spice cookie#this drawing has almost entirely warm tones btw#not important but i thought it was cool
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Thinking about returning to the Lighthouse after picking up the weekly groceries and how it's gotta be like, "oop, excuse me, Lucanis! I am here to restock your Bedroom, don't mind me." Like, the concept of the Panty-Bedroom(TM) is killing me currently. Imagine getting hungry in the middle of the night only there is A Man in the pantry standing between you and Midnight Cheese Snack? Imagine being the Man whose bedroom is the communal food pantry for eight weirdoes in the Fade? What levels of insane must your life have reached for you to be either of the people in this scenario
#i'm sorry but the first time i saw gameplay of someone walking in there and it was straight up just ''The Pantry'' i lost it#actually i think he must organize that room himself because like. it's his bedroom. his pantry-bedroom. the groceries go where HE wants the#that's his house#idk the more i think about Pantry Bedroom(TM) the funnier it is and it's gotten progressively funnier as the weeks have passed#datv spoilers#bellara spice collection prompted this thought. do they argue about what kind of food to keep in the pantry bedroom#does he win because it's his literal bedroom#important thoughts happening here obviously#dragon age
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Whenever someone says "This would kill a Victorian child." Or "This would kill a medieval peasant." I have to think about Machete. Would he... would he survive eating a Dorito?
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#I've never had doritos myself so I have no point of reference#I think they sell them here nowadays but it's a fairly new thing and I don't eat a lot of chips#they had spices in the past but they were extremely expensive#I think most of them had to be imported from South/Southeast Asia#India in particular#few could afford such luxury goods but if you could serve people spicy food it was a mark of wealth#so historically a lot of upper class dishes were extra flavorful#potentially to an overpowering degree maybe#it was a status thing#a dorito wouldn't kill him but I've mentioned he secretly tends to favor somewhat bland and unthreatening foods#that won't set off his sensory issues#he'll eat the various nutmeg cinnamon clove saffron ginger creations people serve to him because declining would be a massive faux pas#but it's not an enjoyable experience#answered#anonymous#give him some light broth and a little bit underseasoned chicken to eat with his watered down wine
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package instructions said you could make 24 cookies or 8 big cookies uh -
still tasty tho !!
#my art#daycare attendant sun#sun fnaf#sona#asfjakdjajssj#the baking instructions are not a suggestion. they are an important guide. and every time i go. well. maybe I'll just WING IT-#im more of a. toss things into a sizzling pan kinda guy. wing it that way. spices to your hearts content !!
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may i request luo binghe and zhuzhi-lang hanging out? cousin bonding time đĽ°
modern au, binghe teaching zhuzhi lang how to cook :3
#binghe is teaching the importance of spice#which svsss character has the highest spice tolerance do you think#venom is NOT a spice#ask box#svsss#scum villain self saving system#luo binghe#zhuzhi lang#modern au#mxtx#fanart
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#ts4#*carve your name#*sunday save#*jay#*ruthie#z#that text post that's like 'time to go have plot important *** with my protagonist wife'....yeah#this tag gives me the ick hardcore but#sim spice#for the folks that have it blacklisted UGH#q'd
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Before delving into the current drama circulating, I'd like to emphasize that this controversy seems rather pointless, and people are getting upset over nothing. It's important for me to clarify that I have no personal connection with Taylor Swift or Matty Healy. I appreciate both of their artistic work. I am not being compensated by anyone to express my thoughts on this matter.
Who am I? I'm a small artist who creates music. While I have some connections with labels, I'm still in the process of establishing myself. I'm sharing this perspective using a separate account to avoid making it about me. I won't be promoting my music or seeking followers in this context.
The reason I'm addressing this issue is that no one else seems willing to provide context in these situations, not even the so-called "news" applications. TikTok and Twitter have become breeding grounds for misinformation, as people seek attention and likes. It's disheartening to witness how easily words like "Nazi" or "racist" are thrown around simply because someone doesn't approve of the person an artist is dating.
As an artist myself, it's concerning to see how quickly people believe things based on out-of-context 60-second videos or viral and impulsive tweets sourced from TikTok and Twitter. I understand that neither Matty Healy nor Taylor Swift should have to address this situation, and it's unlikely that they will.
This thread aims to offer context and explanations for some of Matty Healy's controversial and "problematic" comments. It includes discussions about the infamous "ghetto gaggers" comment and the recent ice spice comment. Unfortunately, the community on the 1975 subreddit seems unhelpful as they discourage discussions about current events, even when seeking clarity or defending the group. A very useless subreddit with useless mods. Every topic will have sources.
1. âMatty Healy is Islamophobic.â
Let's address the misconception that Matty Healy is Islamophobic. His views on religion are not targeted solely at Islam; he holds an anti-organized religion stance. It is essential to understand that his concerns lie with the principles of organized religions as a whole, including Islam. People often label him as Islamophobic because he retweeted tweets from Ayaan Hirsi Ali, a well-known Somali activist who has left Islam and openly shares her reasons for doing so. Ayaan Hirsi Ali speaks out against various issues that women and young girls face, drawing from her own experiences as a former Muslim woman.
A particular incident that left an impression on me was when Ayaan Hirsi Ali made a short film discussing her departure from Islam and the oppression faced by women. As a result, both she and the director of the film received death threats. Tragically, her friend, the director, was later murdered by an Islamic terrorist. By retweeting the account of this credible and respected woman, Matty Healy was not displaying Islamophobia.
He had tweeted:
âI saw a film about Islam the other night, with people saying things like âIâm a Muslim and Iâm whiteâ or âIâm a Muslim and Iâm an Americanâ or âIâm a Muslim and I'm a patriot.â You didn't see any âIâm a Muslim and Iâm gay.â Or âI used to be a Muslim and I'm fineâ
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âIsis are cutting little girls heads off and you want to challenge a non-religious, humanist perspective? I donât understand the world at all.â
Criticism ensued following these retweets, especially during a time when openly expressing any criticism of Islam was considered unacceptable. Matty Healy received criticism on Twitter for the retweets.
One individual, who was both a Harry Styles fan and a Muslim, expressed disagreement and sought to educate him on Islam. Matty Healy's response, "I resent being 'educated' on religion by a Harry Styles fan account. Not having a go at him obvs, but it's hard to take seriously," should be understood in the context of a young fan displaying bias in favor of her own religion due to her age and limited perspective.
While Matty Healy acknowledged the criticism, it's worth noting that engaging in debates with young individuals on Twitter, particularly those in the age range of 12-22, is not his preference. He rightfully points out that trying to argue with someone who lacks the necessary understanding or context can be unproductive.
In this case, it wasn't about dismissing the person's views solely because they were a fan of Harry Styles, but rather because of the combination of their young age and their inclination to defend their own religious beliefs without considering broader perspectives. It's worth noting that engaging in meaningful discussions on complex topics like religion requires an open mind and a willingness to consider multiple viewpoints.
It's important to acknowledge that many religions have historically exhibited forms of sexism and misogyny.
2. âKissing fans/underage fansâ
Donât know where this particular rumor started but here we go.
So, in 2022 during a concert a fan who was of age (22!!) had a sign that was like âitâs my birthday be my first kissâ and kept waving the sign. Matty noticed it and kept asking her over and over again that she was of age, had a stage crew member check her ID, asked her if it was okay, and then it happened.
In another incident, he kissed a 24-year-old fan, and various individuals attempted to speak on her behalf, claiming that she felt uncomfortable. She came out and said differently.
Regarding the notion that "kissing a fan is an imbalance of power," it can be argued that this statement is overly simplistic. While it is true that celebrities kissing their fans is not an everyday occurrence, it does happen on occasion. One example is Halsey, who has been involved in such incidents (although there was controversy surrounding one instance where there were allegations of the fan possibly being underage, the veracity of which I cannot confirm). It is important to consider each situation individually rather than making sweeping generalizations about power dynamics in all such cases.
Some individuals criticized him for checking IDs before kissing fans, with one viral tweet implying that his thoroughness in verifying the ages of the fans he invites on stage to kiss suggests he has engaged in sexual activities with underage girls. However, such insinuations are unfounded and unwarranted. It is not unreasonable for him to check IDs as a precautionary measure and ensure that he is engaging with consenting adults. In fact, verifying the age of participants is a responsible and necessary action given the potential legal and ethical implications. Therefore, labeling his actions as weird or inappropriate for checking IDs is unjustified.
3. âMatty Healy is a Naziâ
No, he isn't. This particular criticism appears to be the most unfounded of them all, as if words have lost their meaning. Before addressing it, however, I want to express my dislike for certain fans who deny that he imitated a Nazi salute. It's evident that he did an imitation as a satirical reference to self-identified Nazi, Kanye West. The context is important: during a performance of the socially conscious anthem 'Love It If We Made It,' he made the salute while singing the lyric 'Thank you Kanye, very cool!' which references Trump's infamous tweet thanking Kanye for his endorsement. Matty has discussed this further in his statements.
Iâm a history buff. So I know a lot about most history, but mostly fascist history. But letâs talk more about âwhat/who is a Nazi/what do modern day nazis believe in?â
Nothing that Matty Healy believes in. The modern day Nazi is mostly known as a âNeo-Nazi.â Neo-Nazi literally means ânew-Naziâ or ârevived Naziâ and it refers to people who have adopted ideologies similar to those first identified with the Nazi Party, which ruled Germany under Hitler between 1933 and 1945. âNaziâ is a contraction of the German words meaning âNational Socialismâ. Nazis used to be more so known for their opposition to communism and for their mastery in propaganda.
Another controversial way this song was involved in yet another controversy was when it was first mentioned that an innocent black man named George Floyd had died at the hands of a police officer (a Nazi) named Derek Chauvin.
In response to this incident, many celebrities and individuals with platforms spoke out about the situation. In a now-deleted tweet, the singer wrote, 'If you truly believe that 'ALL LIVES MATTER,' you need to stop facilitating the end of black ones.' Healy included a link to the band's song 'Love It if We Made It,' which addresses racism and police brutality through its lyrics.
Many people falsely expressed outrage and insinuated that he did it for 'views' or to 'promote his music.' Firstly, such a claim is preposterous, considering the song was released in 2018, and in 2019 alone, nearly 1,000 people were killed by the police. It is important to note that artists do not primarily generate income from streaming, but rather from touring and selling merchandise. Though I haven't had the chance to tour myself, based on the discussions I've had, it is a significant source of income for artists, covering their expenses. That's precisely why merchandise is sold at concerts. To put it into perspective, artists typically keep 85% of their touring revenue from each venue. If they sell items like shirts, hoodies, vinyls, hats, and more, at an average price of $25, selling 200-500 items would generate $5,000-$12,500 from merchandise sales alone.
If he had intended to profit from the situation, he would have done so through merchandise, using George Floyd's face or name to make money in connection with his lyrics. Sharing a link to his song when an issue arises does not make it about him; it is his way of expressing his thoughts on the crisis. I tend to ramble a bit, but with my music, I attempt to address questions in a more structured manner. I assume that when Matty shared the link, his intention was to convey 'this is how I feel about it,' as people were urging him to speak up.
He subsequently apologized and clarified his intent, stating, 'Sorry I did not link my song in that tweet to make it about me. It's just that the song is literally about this disgusting situation and expresses it more eloquently than I can on Twitter.â
4. Matty Healy watches torture p*rn of black women/C*MTOWN, The Adam Friedland show/ghetto gaggers.
Firstly, if you're not familiar with the podcast Cum Town, it can be summarized as exactly what you'd expect. The episodes of Cum Town usually ran for approximately 60 minutes and were predominantly improvised. The show primarily revolves around a collection of explicit sexual humor and political commentary. Additionally, The Adam Friedland show can be regarded as a spin-off of Cum Town.
According to Wikipedia and feedback from listeners of the podcast, a prevalent theme of the show is centered around crude puns, rhymes, and sexually explicit scenarios, often involving well-known figures like Louis C.K., humorously referred to as "Louis SeemsGay." The show also occasionally incorporates ethnic and racial stereotypes into its comedic repertoire.
The humor of the show is primarily based on dark comedy, often featuring jokes that mock racial stereotypes and those who perpetuate or believe in them. It shares a similar style to that of South Park and many stand-up comedians. However, it's important to note that if this type of humor doesn't resonate with you, it simply may not be your cup of tea. Everyone is entitled to their own opinions and personal preferences. Cum Town/The Adam Friedland show are leftist shows. They use vulgarity as a way to make their point, theyâre considered âDirtbag Left.â Click orgins of this Wikipedia page and youâll see it listed as an example.
On February 9, 2023, Matty Healy appeared as a guest on the Adam Friedland show. Interestingly, this episode gained attention as people were searching for things to criticize Matty Healy for, starting with the Nazi salute controversy. Subsequently, they discovered a podcast episode featuring Matty Healy on TAFS, which they then seized upon.
During a random part of the show, Adam Friedland brought up a story claiming that Matty Healy was caught watching explicit content called Ghetto Gaggers by a person named Olive, who had gone back to retrieve her water bottle. Adam chuckled as he shared the story, mentioning that immediately after hanging out, explicit content played on the tv via airplay mode. Matty responded by questioning the behavior of airplaying pornography and even jokingly calling it psychopathic. The following conversation is a transcript of what was said by who and when. The conversation is color coded. Adam will be red, Matty will be purple and Nick will be green. As I donât want to keep going âand ____ respondsâ over and over again.
Adam goes on laughing saying
â30 seconds after the hang just hardcore pornography. I heard that story and the only thing that bothered me was the air playingâ
And Matty responds
âwhat you text me immediately being like I need the info on this story. Like how psychopathic do you have to be to like airplay porn on the TV?â
then Adam goes on and says
âI remember when porn on the phone became a thing and everybodyâs like oh this is weird and itâs like no this is what I always wanted to be, i want to be hun hunched over have the phone jammed in my face you know jacking off on my own faceâ
âEdging for two daysâ
âYeah crumpled upâ
Nick says âwell youâve been doing porn on the Apple Watchâ
Matty sarcastically says âoh no way for real? :Oâ
âthat would be so sickâ
âLike images. This is how James Bond jacks offâ
âyeah just a yoga class filled with fat black women and one guy just on his phone, one guy jacking off and people were like âare you jacking off to us? and theyâre pleasantly surprised yeah and heâs like no thereâs women of size on my watch, my Apple Watch and then they say yeah youâre fired from Apple, youâre fired from coming up with that ideaâ
Well i was there it wasnât just 30 seconds it was the combination of the fact that was youâre not exaggerating itâs just 30 seconds like you guys were still waiting outside she came back in i was already flustered like i was dressed as guy who was jacking off so i had untucked shirt and i think it literally was ghetto gaggers was on the tv itâs just somebody getting like brutalized and it wasnât like some cool sceney New York art girl it wasnât like âoh Iâm sorry it doesnât matter â (matty says this imitating a rough, dirty person with like rasp) but it was little Olive, who comes inâ (matty starts doing a preppy British imitation of Olive) and says âIâm so sorry-â
Adam chimes in with âyeah sheâs like britishly apologizingâ
And matty goes non chantly âand Iâm like yeah itâs fine, itâs fine itâs okay. Well 10 minutes wouldâve been fine but 30 seconds was like it was kinda almost like i was worried that was offensiveâ
âI think when youâre a guy living alone the order of operations is you before you go to sleep you just have to Jack offâ
âyou said to me, you said to meâ
And Adam cuts him off like âsorry Iâve got a story to tellâ and he talks about a guy he used to live with(?) who brought home a girl, had dinner, he struck out she got drunk and slept on the couch he went inside his room and started blasting pornography loud hoping sheâd hear it and Iâm trying to sleepâ and the whole group laughs at it.
Then Adam goes to speak about a product for an ad or whatever . And thatâs literally it .
(38:40) is the beginning of the conversation.
It seems like the conversation between Matty Healy and Adam Friedland involved sarcasm, but certain individuals deliberately shortened the podcast clip to create a misleading impression. Consequently, people who came across that shortened clip may have started watching it without understanding the context and thus formed misconceptions.
In my personal opinion, it is evident that the story shared during the podcast episode was not genuine. Upon watching the full clip, it becomes clear that the story lacks coherence and does not align with the overall context. It seems to have been created on a whim, similar to other improvised scenes they engage in during the show. Taking the full clip into account and examining the story in its entirety, it becomes apparent that the narrative was not meant to be taken seriously or as an accurate account of events.
When Matty retells the story, he claims that Adam and Nick were waiting outside his trailer while he engaged in the act for precisely 30 seconds. It seems illogical for Adam to text Matty for details if they were already waiting outside the trailer. Additionally, if Matty was indeed watching explicit content and masturbating, it is reasonable to assume that the trailer door would be locked, making it unlikely for others to witness the act.
Overall, it is important to approach this story with skepticism. Believing that Matty watched Ghetto Gaggers solely based on this account seems unfounded and lacks credibility.
I want to clarify that I donât believe Adam Friedland watches Ghetto Gaggers, either. My understanding of Ghetto Gaggers is similar to his, I believe. Before I explain how I even know of such content, I want to emphasize that I am not a fan of pornography in any form.
On Twitter, there is a prevalent joke or gimmick among popular male accounts, often known for copying and pasting tweets or becoming the target of jokes from their own followers. When these accounts gain viral tweets, it is common for someone to reply with an inappropriate video or picture, seeking a reaction from others. These videos are often extreme and fall into the realm of unethical pornography, deliberately posted to provoke a response.
In response to such replies, the OP hides the video from being directly seen in the replies. Another person, either the OP or a follower, then quote tweets the popular tweet with a message like âDONâT CHECK HIDDEN/DONâT CLICK HIDDEN/DONâT LOOK AT HIDDEN,â intending to entice others to view the hidden content. This is a specific aspect of Twitter culture that might not be familiar if you are not active on the platform.
can provide examples of tweets that employ this gimmick and hide content using GG (Ghetto Gaggers) if needed. A lot of the âDONT CHECK HIDDENâ with ghetto gaggers clips have been deleted or the accounts have been removed so struggling to find any account where the hidden video is that but thatâs alright. Just type in âDONT CHECK HIDDENâ on twitter search bar. Also, NSFW for a lot of these examples.
1. Nsfw (look at the replies)
2. hidden reply (the account that posted the hidden comment is notorious for posting such content. I did a quick scroll and already saw black fetish content)
3. Yeah Iâm not showing anymore for your sake and mine.
5. âMatty Healy trashes Ice Spice, says racially charged comments at her, said racist things about her made fun of herâ
Other part to bring up was the Ice Spice thing? Ice Spice, the rapper isnât Hawaiian or Asian in any sense, the hosts and Matty know this. Matty didnât say anything racist about her, the hosts made the joke. I donât believe people know that Matty Healy is British because the ones in the podcast that even make such remarks are clearly American. The following is a transcript of the conversation:
Matty: âIce spice, you know who that is?â
Adam: âNick does know who she is. Sheâs like one of the spice girlsâ
Matty: âSheâs a rapper from the Spice Girls.â
Adam: âInuit Spice Girl. Just this chubby Chinese lady.â
Adam: *Mimicking Asian accents* âI rap music.â Do they talk like that?
Matty:â They donât talk with a Chinese accent.â
Nick: Itâs more Hawaiian style.
Adam: *Pops mouth*
Matty: âYeah, more Hawaiian. Welcome to Hawaii.â
Adam: âLocals only.â
Matty: âYeah, thatâs what Ice Spice is like.â
Nick: âSheâs a very attractive woman who released one song, and basically everyoneâŚâ
Adam: âSo, you slide into her DMs and go, âSo what are you, a f**king Eskimo?ââ
Matty: Yeah, yeah, thatâs what I was like, you f**king dumb- yeah.â
That was the extent of the interaction, which was clearly intended as satire. Matty did not make any racist remarks.
Itâs worth noting that Adam is known for doing impressions, as mentioned on his Wikipedia page. Mocking accents can be seen as humorous to some people, and the intention behind such humor is often to be offensive. The concept is that the joke would not be funny if it werenât offensive. However, if you donât find it funny, thatâs okay. If you consider laughing at such corny satirical jokes as racist, then the same argument could be applied to shows like Family Guy, South Park, and others that make fun of certain beliefs. Itâs important to recognize that Matty did not participate in the impressions.
In my view, racism goes beyond stereotypical accents of certain groups and involves systemic discrimination. People who grew up during the âyour fave is problematicâ era on Tumblr may have been influenced in a way that hyper-focuses on superficial issues like hairstyles and tattoos in different languages, while real issues affecting black people and other minorities, such as employment, housing, and food insecurity, are neglected due to factors like bad credit or minor offenses.
Itâs crucial to choose our battles wisely and prioritize addressing systemic racism and inequality rather than getting caught up in trivial matters.
Regardless of personal opinions or feelings, it seems likely that they will continue to see each other. There have been previous reports and articles suggesting that they had a romantic history. One article, dated back to 2015, quoted Matty Healy discussing his troubled relationship with the press. It mentioned his connection to Taylor Swift, explaining that although nothing happened between them, the mediaâs interest in Swift created an unsettling presence for Healy. He expressed his discomfort with being scrutinized and judged by the world of fame.
Itâs interesting to observe that people are now acting concerned about their involvement together, while they remained silent when Taylor Swift performed âThe Cityâ at one of the 1975 concerts or when Matty Healy assisted her with her album. Itâs worth noting that they had a previous relationship as well.
It can be exhausting to witness Matty Healyâs name trending for trivial reasons, and itâs frustrating to see the out-of-context video from the Adam Friedland show circulating repeatedly. Moreover, labeling him as a bigot is far from accurate, as he has shown support for various political causes.
To gain a more comprehensive understanding, I would recommend watching the following videos where he expresses his views on specific political issues: thereâs so much more but I CBA to find them but you can
1. Abortion
2. Gay rights/donated to LGBTQ center in England
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here's hoping canon doesn't end up shipping any of the fallen heroes with each other because i've already built up an entire found family sibling dynamic for their past selves inside of my head. eternal sugar's the youngest, mystic flour the oldest (shadow milk may seem like the leader atm but his middle child energy is THERE). silent salt takes on the responsibility of keeping the group out of trouble (it's tricky, but they've grown accustomed to their friends' antics). burning spice declares themselves the others' biggest protector (they will throw hands with anyone who so much as glances at their siblings friends the wrong way). eternal sugar & shadow milk are so good at making everyone smile and laugh but also they're absolute gremlins who can and will start a ridiculously extreme prank war on a whim (shadow is not subtle in the slightest and cackles at the top of his lungs, sugar plays innocent while sporting the most devious smirks known to cookiekind). mystic flour is like a mentor to the younger four, the glue that holds them together and the light that guides them towards staying on the right track. spice & shadow regularly fight each other on and off their training grounds as a weird way to show affection, flour & salt pretend to be exasperated but find it endearing, they all value each other so much and share a house together while still protecting earthbread. they're entirely platonic and entirely family and until their soul jam corrupts, they care about each other more than anything <33
#fallen heroes#my beloved#five beasts#pure vanilla crk#beast yeast#they're just some silly little guys#with insurmountable power#and a thirst for blood#for jam??#but that sounds weird with jellyberries existing#oh nvm#either way i adore them#i need to see their full releasesss#then the shenanigans can truly begin#>:))#shadow milk cookie#eternal sugar cookie#silent salt cookie#mystic flour cookie#burning spice cookie#found family#platonic relationships#PLEASE#I NEED MORE IMPORTANT FAMILIAL BONDS#AND LOVE THAT ISN'T BASED ON ROMANCE#LET THEM BE A SCREWED UP DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY PLEASEE#cookie run kingdom#cr kingdom#cookie run headcanons
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