#spice samples

[quasarden]

Using my DMC5 English Art book to make the most incomprehensible deep cut lore meme redraws. 

[dirty-spiced-chai]

VESSEL

SLEEP TOKEN

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Geez, I wish I could draw Barnaby like you do...and honestly the entire cast-

you draw them so well and they look so darn cute!!

why would you want to draw them like anyone other than yourself?

[mossistyping]

gonna get a pumpkin spice latte today. if I find out it's just chai the war is back on

[watsername]

putting coffee syrups in matcha lattes really can fix all your metal health issues

[mceproductions]

Worst of 2023 Music #2: Nicki Minaj and Ice Spice “Barbie World”

Certain properties always have certain ties to music.

The year’s second worst tune unfortunately has ties to one of them.

26 Years Ago, the group known as Aqua ended up having their only major hit with the ode to plastic being fantastic.

So when you have a live action version of the famous doll coming out but the group and director said no to direct inclusion of the song in the movie, you do the next best thing.

Remix city.

Only here with Nicki Minaj and Ice Spice, the song ends up being a mere afterthought with a rap laced melody interspersed with the iconic chorus.

For not having the ability to directly have the song this falters on that ideal.

Just glad this was the soundtracks only real misstep.

SUM 22: Life in plastic may be fantastic, but when it comes to the iconic song, Nicki Minaj dilutes it down to a mess made all the worse.

[nitr09-productions]

My hobbies include milling around Whittards with a thoughtful look on my face as I ponder all the overpriced teas so that when I go hogwild at the free sample table it looks to the cashiers as if I'm planning on buying something and not just a penniless moocher.

[britneyshakespeare]

barbie girl by aqua is one of the most backfired attempts at satire in history

[thelensofyashunews]

CASH COBAIN SHARES NEW SINGLE “RUMP PUNCH"

Fresh off his Billboard Hot 100 debut and the announcement that he'll be opening for Ice Spice on her upcoming Y2K! World Tour, April's Billboard Rookie of the Month and multi-hyphenate NYC mainstay Cash Cobain has just shared his new single "Rump Punch". Featuring lush production accented by Cobain's distinct melodic flow, "Rump Punch" is an unapologetic ode to the female pleasure center ("Pussy taste like rump punch") ("I just made her cum twice, you ain't make her cum once"). The track arrives amidst a landmark run for the rapper and producer, who recently linked up with Ice Spice for the long-awaited video remix for "Fisherrr" (feat. BaySwag) (26M Streams), which marked her third feature ever, and enlisted rap superstar J. Cole for “Grippy” (6M+ Streams), a new version of his acclaimed 2023 song “Dunk Contest” (8M Streams). It's been a massive month for Cobain, whose Hot 97 Summer Jam performance of "Fisherrr" was hailed as the festival's biggest song by Funkmaster Flex. The rapper and producer also recently featured alongside Charlie Wilson on Don Toliver's new single "Attitude", appeared on A Boogie Wit da Hoodie’s“Body”, and produced Lancey Foux’s"Daylight"(feat. Teezo Touchdown), showcasing why COMPLEX proclaimed that summer 2024 is “looking very slizzy". After steadily garnering momentum with R-rated anthems over his own ethereal production — pioneering the playful sexy drill sound and Slizzy Movement that he’s now taking to mainstream heights — Cash Cobain is primed for his moment in the spotlight. Following the success of smash singles "Dunk Contest" and "Fisherrr", the latter of which is being hailed as a top contender for song of the summer, Cobain has since hit 3M Monthly Listeners on Spotify, entered the Top 3 NYC Shazam Charts, and occupied the #1 and #3 slots of the NYC Apple Music Charts as well as #45 on the Urban Radio Charts. With recent releases "Dunk Contest" (watch his Genius Open Mic appearance), the Ice Spice-assisted remix for "Fisherrr" (feat. BaySwag), the J. Cole-featuring “Grippy”, and now "Rump Punch", Cash Cobain is expanding upon his signature sexy drill sound — and showcasing its ever-growing appeal in the process.

In April, Cobain took over NYC with his 'Slizzy Fest' birthday show at Irving Plaza, a night that boasted a stacked lineup of New York’s finest along with rumors of a surprise set from a certain A-list superstar. After the hype reached a fever pitch, the growing crowd caused security concerns and the show was ultimately canceled –– but Cobain still wanted to give the fans their money's worth. So he led the crowd down the street into Union Square and threw a makeshift show with just his crew, a Bluetooth speaker — and hundreds of adoring fans (read 'I Went to Cash Cobain’s Slizzyfest and All I Got Was That Classic NYC Feeling' via Rolling Stone and his statement in Billboard). Cobain has since teased potential collaborations with Frank Ocean, Travis Scott, Lil Yachty and more –– a sure sign of the worldwide stardom soon to come. These recent releases arrive on the heels of a career-minting 2023 year that wrapped with the production of PinkPantheress'"Nice To Meet You" (feat. Central Cee), which debuted at #20 on the Billboard Hot 100 (Cobain recently starred alongside her in a nationally-syndicated Apple commercial for the new MacBook). Previous months also saw Cobain produce Drake's"Calling For You" (feat. 21 Savage), which debuted at #5 on the Billboard Hot 100, DJ Travis Scott's Cactus Jack x Audemars Piguet event, and release his critically-acclaimed debut solo album Pretty Girls Love Slizzy with Giant Music.

TOUR DATES 07/30 – Washington, DC – The Anthem 08/01 – Montclair, NJ – The Wellmont Theater 08/02 – Philadelphia, PA – The Met 08/04 – Boston, MA – MGM 08/06 – New York, NY – Pier 17  08/09 – Detroit, MI – The Fillmore 08/11 – Toronto, ON – History  08/13 – Chicago, IL – Aragon Ballroom  08/14 – Minneapolis, MN – The Armory 08/17 – Denver, CO – The Fillmore  08/19 – Los Angeles, CA – Hollywood Palladium  08/21 – Oakland, CA – Fox Theater  08/23 – Tempe, AZ – Marquee  08/25 – Dallas, TX – Bomb Factory  08/26 – Houston, TX – 713 Music Hall  08/28 – Atlanta, GA – Coca Cola Roxy  08/31 – Miami, FL – The Fillmore

Y2K! TOUR WITH ICE SPICE TICKETS

[ridragon]

I got a sample pack of a bunch of spices for Christmas so I just bought a pack of chicken thighs and they get one pack each to try them all. Excited!!!! They're sitting in the spices overnight.

[yandere-writer-momo]

Yandere Head Canons:

Build-a-Yandere

Yandere Android x GN Reader

You were lonely. A fact that you eventually came to terms with when you realized you’re the only one in your friend group that still remained single while they started families.

You felt so far behind everyone else. The self doubt crept its fingers into your mind and wouldn’t let go… so you did what you did best. You drowned yourself in the internet. The perfect digital escape from reality…

Dating apps did little to appease your loneliness, but they filled a bit of the void. It wasn’t until you were one wine bottle deep and scrolling through your favorite social media app that you stumbled upon an advertisement to sample a product.

Build-a-boyfriend. A company that allowed its customers to pick every single aspect out for their ideal man. From personality to physical appearance and even to penis size. You could build your own man!

A slurred chuckle escaped your lips. Should you apply to test out their product? It’s not like you had anything to lose… what could be the harm in giving it a shot?

And so you began to fill out the quiz. You wanted a soft and gentle boyfriend. One of those golden retriever boys who only had eyes for you. The kind of guy who had a muscular yet soft build. A man who worked out but would never say no to a cookie. A taller guy who always knew what to say and was cuddly. The kind of guy who was obsessed with you.

The quiz even asked you at the end if you were sure you wanted an obsessive man. Of course you were! Wasn’t that what most people wanted? A partner who was only and all about them? That’s what obsession was! Right?

And so your drunk self finished this entire personality quiz until it went to the physical appearance and the sexual bit. A perverted smile now on your face.

“Let’s give him a big penis.” You laughed as you guided your cursor to drag the length bar to eight inches long. “I want to be filled.”

And then you selected caramel skin tone, cinnamon eyes, and black hair. A smile on your face. You were going to make this android a Latin lover.

“What should I name him…” you thought for a moment before laughing. “Alejandro! Like the lady Gaga song.”

Once you completed the entire quiz, your phone screen lit up a pastel pink. A red heart now in the center of the screen. “Your boyfriend will be delivered to you in a month! Thanks for choosing Build-a-boyfriend!”

And you ended up falling asleep in a puddle of your own drool. Weren’t you just pathetic? Filling out a quick from some questionable website all because you were lonely… imagine you were just scammed? God, why did you not have a boyfriend? Ever since your ex broke up with you, you fell apart. Why weren’t you good enough for a real man?

A month went by in a flash and you were shocked to see the giant package on your doorstep. An envelope attached to the box as well as a large note that said, “No returns!”

This had to be some kind of prank… there was no way this was real- holy shit.

You opened the crate and came face to face with your ideal man… the one you built! Alejandro!

The human like android’s eyes fluttered open, his face quickly lit up once he spotted you. “(Your name)? Are you my girlfriend?!”

You were quickly scooped up into his surprisingly warm arms, the android had a heavy scent of spice and oranges. His nose buried into your neck as he pressed kisses all over your cheeks. “It’s so nice to finally be with you… I’ll be with you from now on!”

Alejandro was a chipper robot. He did household work and made sure you took care of yourself. It was fascinating how human he was… you only knew he wasn’t because of his lack of a beating heart. His body still produced heat, like a furnace, but it wasn’t as comforting as a human presence.

Alejandro assimilated into your life with ease. The weeks quickly rolled into months and he never let you ignore his presence. He was very clingy.

Now the sex was another story. Alejandro was so giving, it was surprising. He often went down on you when he sensed you were stressed. His tongue greedily lapped at your hole as you laid in your bed while his hands held your cheeks apart. His hand pawed at your sex in eagerness. “I want you… want you.”

And Alejandro had you bent over the side of your bed, his fat cock stuffed deep in your tight hole. His hand wrapped around your throat and his tongue shoved in between your lips while his other smacked your bottom between rough thrusts. The sex was amazing… it was always so good.

And Alejandro often checked on you after the deed was done. His warm body curled into yours as he praised you. Yet it began to fill you with disappointment. Alejandro wasn’t a real man. He wasn’t human… he was an android. A robot. Alejandro didn’t know what love was, he was programmed to love you.

So you tried to distance yourself from Alejandro. You felt sickened with yourself for messing around with an android instead of a real man. And this entire thought process stemmed from your friends who expressed disgust in people who fucked robots instead of actual humans. And that filled you with fear. Would they abandon you if you didn’t get rid of Alejandro? Would they think you were disgusting?

“If you want, I could set you up with my cousin!” One of your friends smiled at you as you bit your fingernails. “He’s also single so it should work! I’ll swing by in a week to give you the details!”

Yes. You would take them up on their offer. You just had to get rid of Alejandro first… but how?

A few days had went by and you greatly underestimated Alejandro’s obsession. The android couldn’t handle your avoidance. He began to turn up his affection to the max.

He cleaned until you could see your reflection on the floor. He began to go out of the house to pick you wild flowers. Alejandro even began to be more physically affectionate than he was.

“Did I do something wrong? I’m sorry.” Alejandro cried into your arms as he held you. “Please tell me what’s wrong… please. I can fix it.”

“Alejandro… it’s just that you’re not a human man.” You sighed softly. “And I-“

“Is it because I don’t have a heart?” Alejandro softly asked you, his cinnamon eyes now dark like the night sky. “I can’t produce semen? Am I not a comfortable temperature? Or does my skin not feel human enough?”

“I’m sorry-“

“Then I can fix it! I will fix it!” Alejandro held your hands firmly in his. His eyes filled with determination. “I’m your boyfriend! I will be anything you want me to be!”

You just held the android who pulled you into a tight hug. His nose buried into your chest like a lost child. Alejandro then smiled into your skin. He would fix this… he wouldn’t let you abandon him! You made him! You had to take responsibility…

Imagine your horror to come home to see your friend skinned alive as Alejandro held their heart in his hands, the organ still beating from the fresh kill. A big smile on his handsome face.

“I have a heart now! I’ll find all the parts you like and add them in! So please don’t abandon me!”

Just what kind of monster have you created?

“You don’t need some human man to be your match because you have me!” Tears fell down your face when Alejandro tried to wipe your tears away with his bloody hands. “I’m your perfect man, (your name). You made me this way.”

[omegaplus]

# 4,413

Parliament: "The Big Bang Theory" (1979)

We're going with K-Solo as the reason why we're posting this as he used it for his biggest single "I Can't Hold It Back" ('92). He wasn't the only one to do so: Ice Cube, Geto Boys, Paris, RBL Posse, DJ Quik, Esham, Spice 1, Westside Connection, Dr. Dre, 8Ball & MJG, Tweety Bird Loc, and others helped themselves to other elements of "The Big Bang Theory".

[oddarette]

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare your shopping carts as we stroll through the aisles of our glorious capitalist holiday season. In this aisle you will be able to sample only the finest condiment you could possibly feast your eyes upon. Now available in a cozy pumpkin spice flavor!