#specifically these lads

[cvntroach5000]

LaDS men vs Orange Peel Theory

Xavier

• "Xavier, can you peel this orange for me?"

• "Of course!"

• No hesitation, all enthusiasm to do something for his babygirl. Very good boy.

Zayne

• You don't need to say anything, just place an orange next to him, nudge it in his direction and his muscle memory will take over and he'll peel it without even realising he's doing it.

• Reliable, locked in, responds without verbal prompt. Green flag king.

Sylus

• "Sylus, can you peel this orange for me?"

• "Sure. Do you need anything else? Are you hungry? I can call the chef or if you ask nicely, I'll make something myself."

• Not very good at the actual orange peeling part, compensates by going above and beyond. Attentive, happy to serve. Husband material.

Rafayel

• Uh... So here's the thing; if you catch him in the right mood and ask in the right way... Yeah, he'll do it!

• However, this man would debone a fish for you anytime. Which is exponentially harder??

• All in all, it's a win. He's just built different. Ocean diva exclusive.

Caleb

• LMAOOOOOO

• He literally cheated death for you, of course he'll peel your fucking orange.

• . . .

• The orange might have drugs in it though, so be careful.

• Least you could ask for, really, he'd do much, much worse bigger things for you. Easy peasy. 11/10.

[causalityparadoxes]

The Pantheon of Discord | Doctor Who, The Legend of Ruby Sunday

[marshmellowtea]

"this happens to people of all genders but i specified women cuz it happens to them more" hey so fun fact! experiences that are common for (typically cis because lbr that's who these people are thinking of) women are also really common for trans men and transmascs too! there's no real reason for you to specify gender in your post at all especially not on the transgender website :) hope this helps! :)))

[bizarrelovetriangel]

Sneaking in the closet with Sylus

[kandavers]

Rafayel tooshie

[lacebird]

I need people to understand… current!hayden playing anakin does something to me 😫

X

[cyb3rl0v3x3]

Also I keep losing to these sexy bitches in kitty cards so f them

[venomvalley]

letting a plagiarist off with a slap on the wrist cause they manipulatively cried about getting anon hate in their supposed apology while they're still updating a fic that began with plagiarism is wild to me

[cvntroach5000]

I'm Just A Girl Goon 🔞

pairing: sylus x reader (no use of y/n)

reader has the Command Evol and works for Sylus alongside Luke and Kieran

content warning: smut, shibari, blindfolds, mind control, reader has a dick and you get to decide why

minors dni i mean it your brain isnt ready go read a crack fic or smth

smut content: dom/sub dynamics (sub sylus), oral sex (reader receiving), use of sex toys, overstimulation, throat fucking, anal fingering

sylus is ooc but he's cockdrunk so be nice to him okay

Sylus kneels on the floor in front of you, braced on his toes as he bounces up and down a silicone dildo. His body is wrapped up in intricate patterns of red rope, which dig deliciously into his skin, accentuating his pectorals and pinning his arms behind his back. He's wearing a pair of nipple clamps, connected together by a chain and his eyes are covered with a silk black blindfold.

Even in this position, his large figure forces him to angle his head down as he takes your cock into his mouth, practically choking on it with every bob of his head. His chin is dripping with cum and spit, leaking down onto his chest.

Between the two of you, it's hard to say who's losing their mind more. Sylus' body is tired, forced to fuck himself with the toy over and over by the will of your Command Evol He's lost count of how many times he's come, barely remaining conscious as he chases his next high. Every time he slows down, too exhausted to lift himself off the dildo, you activate your Evol, ordering him to keep going. The blindfold is stained with tears of overstimulation, and the way it sticks to his skin drives him wild.

"B-Boss..."

The fact it's your superior, the feared leader of Onychinus, choking on your dick until he cries makes your brain turn into mush.

"Fuck... Ah—! Your mouth feels so good... You're so, ngh, pretty... Taking my dick so well, sir."

He's never been put into a humiliating, vulnerable position like this. He's aware that without his Evol, there's no way he'd be able to escape these binds and that knowledge makes him so hard it hurts. You prepared him gratuitously to take the silicone cock, fingering and stretching his hole, applying generous amount of lube, until the toy slipped in with ease that made him blush. It was hard to believe he's never taken anything up his ass before, with how skillfully he grew accustomed to it. He's always been a man of many talents.

Occassionally, you reach down and tug on the chain of his nipple clamps, drawing out whorish moans from him. His body has always been sensitive, reacting strongly to the slightest touch. It goes without saying that his nipples would be especially tender. The slight pinch of pain is exquisite and he's shocked at the discovery of pleasurable sensations that he hasn't considered before.

"Mfngh... Ahh..." He moans around the mouthful of your dick, the vibrations running up your spine and setting your nerves on fire. Your hand cradles the back of his head, massaging the nape of his neck and occassionally tugging on his white locks.

You feel yourself approaching another orgasm and pull on his hair, encouraging him to pause his ministrations. But he's undeterred, seemingly doubling down on his efforts, massaging his tongue along the underside of your cock. You groan.

"Stop."

Unable to resist the command issued by your Evol, Sylus lets your dick slide out of his mouth. It grazes his lips and cheek, smearing cum over his face as he pants like a bitch in heat.

"M-Mooore..." He whines, resting his forehead against your hipbone.

"Geez..." You huff and caress his face in an attempt to soothe him, "Who would've thought that the most wanted man in Linkon was such an insatiable slut?"

You laugh breathlessly, your remark lacking any real bite to it. You're genuinely impressed with his perfomance. From the sight of his painfully hard nipples and weeping cock, to the sounds of the dildo filling his hole, to the feel of his mouth on your dick—this man has made as much of a mess of you as you've made a mess of him.

"Aren't you feeling sore, sir?" You ask, genuinely concerned "I can untie you and take care of you."

He shakes his head lightly and presses his lips to your abdomen, plating wet kisses on your skin.

"Ah... Just... One more..." He insists. If he could see right now, he'd be eyeing your cock like a starved man, "I want you to cum down my throat again."

Despite your logic screaming at you to wrap this up, your dick twitches at the idea of being stuffed in your boss's mouth again. You sigh and rub your cock against Sylus's mouth. He inhales sharply when he feels the tip press agaist his lips, the intake of air tickling your sensitive skin. You hold back a moan as he swallows your cock in one go, the soft hairs at the base tickling his nose.

Despite being at this for a while, his enthusiasm seems unaffected and he bobs his head up and down, throat constricting around your cock deliciously.

"Haahh, you know... I can, hng, hear your hole squelching all the way here. You're so dirty and, hah, greedy, boss. You keep begging for me, ah, to stuff my dick in your mouth, but I didn't, mmnn—! Didn't even get to fuck your ass yet."

Sylus sobs at the thought of having you fuck your warm cock into him, filling him up and painting his insides with your cum. He slobbers all over your dick and you moan, shooting another load down his throat. You grip his hair to keep his head steady as you let your cum flow and mix with his saliva.

You pet him affectionately as you come down from your high, feeling him suckle softly to draw out the last drops of cum from you. Your cheeks flush and you can't help but feel endeared by the large man's submissive, debauched display.

Before he can start begging for you to fill him up again, you hoist him up from the floor, tugging him towards the bed. He yelps in surprise, groaning softly as the dildo threatens to slip out of his slick hole. You might be smaller than him, but you're still pretty strong. As soon as he lands on the mattress, you rub your hands on his back, comforting the cockdrunk man. He whines when he feels you start pulling the dildo out of him.

"Hngg—! W-Wait...!"

You ignore his pleas and carefully remove the silicone toy, taking a moment to appreciate the sight of his gaping hole. It flutters, practically winking at you, clamping around nothing in desparation.

Feeling sorry for the slutty, hungry hole, you gently push two fingers inside, massaging the hot walls. Sylus moans in contentment, appreciative of your effort to not leave him suddenly empty.

"Well, Boss." You coo, feeling around Sylus's asshole, looking for his sensitive spots, "Think you still have enough energy to take my cock?"

Without hesitation, the man under you nods his head frantically, sobbing into the blindfold.

"Yes, fuck! Please, fuck me with your cock! I want to feel you, hahh, inside..."

You hum in response, tentatively brushing your fingers against his g-spot. His body convulses and he shivers violently, crying out in surprise. His wails turn into desperate moans.

"Alright, alright." You chuckle, slowly pulling your fingers away.

They're sticky with lube and you wipe it off on your dick, as you grab it to press the tip against Sylus's puckered hole.

He drawns in a breath of anticipation.

"You asked for this, boss." You warn him, "So don't come crying to me when I won't be able to stop."

[boxeom]

EVRYONEN SHUT UP THE APPLE FELL FROM THE SKY I NEED TO CONSUME MY RELIGIOUS THEMES RIGHT NOW

[dawnbreakersgaze]

I just had my husband watch Ebb and Flow, these are his notes-

"So he's grump because he's sick?"

"Is he always that whiny"?

"Yes, but this is Advanced Whiny because he's sick."

"Oh. Got it."

"You like him because he's a bottom don't you?"

"If he's so weak how is he just grabbing her like that hMmmm? She's into it?"

"Oh she's DEFINITELY into it."

"OHHH she's a Domme. This makes so much more sense now. Oh shit he called her master. No wonder you like this." *looks at me with extreme side eye*

"Wait so she's not into it? This girl is sending mixed signals. He's obviously DTF."

"The fandom interpretation is that he's 'in heat' here."

"I mean... *obviously flustered* yeah. Yeah."

"Okay but wait she's just feeling him up again? And he's just what, rubbing himself all over her? This is the horniest man."

"I know that look. I've been that look. She can't think he's just sick. He just invited her to a few rounds of free use come on."

"This is painful why are you enjoying this. This man is suffering from dick atrophy he's clearly crying for help."

"Oh his voice changed? He doesn't sound sick anymore? So it was an act? He was playin? He was down so bad he was willing to go the pathetic man route? Oof."

*giggling watching him go through the confusion here*

"After all that all he did was nap?? He was so hard for her and all he did was nap?! I guess he really was sick. Damn."

Lmao the insight 🤣

[subsequentibis]

my dearest husband said fargo muppets but wrench and numbers are still human and who am i to argue with my beloved

[randomwriteronline]

pohatus very important observations on who is available for body heat sharing via snuggling, cuddling et al

Lewa: yes, serial snuggler

Gali: yes, appreaciates it

Onua: yes, great hugs

Tahu: yes but you have to goad him into it, es. "will you man up and cuddle w me". the warmth is worth the annoyance

Kopaka: the flesh would be willing but the soul is so complicated about it. lay down back to back with him and pretend to sleep to make him slowly turn around and snuggle. WILL wake up early to destroy the evidence. the chill is worth the annoyance

Turaga Metru: only yield to 2-second-long cuddles if exhausted. if you pile all six on one another they will automatically snuggle together though

Toa Hagah: only with each other and still very professionally

Turaga Dume: no (the warmth is NOT worth it)

Takanuva: yes, serial snuggler no. 2

Jaller: yes but you have to sort of casually brute force him into it. will fall asleep five seconds into snuggle

Hahli: yes but a bit shy

Hewkii: yes, loves a hearty cuddle

Kongu: no (very formal)

Nuparu: no (very awkward)

Matoro: the soul appreciates the thought but the flesh needs space. if you tell him youre available for snuggles he will keep it in mind and come to you when hes in need. very pleasant chill

Hafu: yes, especially if youre warm

Tamaru: yes, curls up nicely on your chest

Taipu: yes, splays himself like a corpse

Macku: yes but prefers Hewkii. fair

Kapura: yes. hes a perfectly still hot water bottle. delightful.

Kopeke: no (leave him be)

Krahka: yes, surprisingly

Pewku: yes and its good for your mental health

Jaller's crab: no (rocket launcher)

[sysig]

[owletstarlet]

(But this is the funniest shit ever, actually—

[quitesins]

You can’t really “he would not fucking say that” about fanfic because yeah, that’s kind of the whole point, he would not fucking say that… so I’m writing about how he would?