#sparky polastri

[danceblr]

What you do is a tiny, pathetic subset of dancing. I will attempt to transform your robotic routines into poetry, written with the human body.

[supercalifragipopculturevomit]

PREPARE FOR TOTAL DOMINATION

...y'all ready for this?

Long lost tape of Daniel Brühl auditioning for the role of Sparky Polastri in the 2000 cult classic, Bring It On.

...and nobody's gonna tell me otherwise.

[bwaldorf]

bring it on (the VERY first one though🤨)

thank you gabby! 💗

never seen | want to see | the worst | bad | whatever | not my thing | good | great | favorite | masterpiece

shockingly, i only watched that for the first time last year 🫣 but i had a really fun time with it! it was def one of those movies i wish i was able to watch when i was younger as well 😭 though i remember wanting sparky polastri to kill himself KJNGKJNGK

ask me about a movie! 🍿

[minisugakoobies]

Random thought. If you had to write a Bring it On au with BTS and SKZ, which team would be which and what roles would they have on the team i.e. the one where cheer is life, the reluctant one, etc?

This has been sitting in my inbox for ages, but I feel like my brain is finally working again, so let me think…

Toros - SKZ for sure. Chan is Torrence, Minho is Big Red, Han's the nice one who gets injured at the beginning, Felix is Courtney, Hyunjin is the rich bitch whose dad pays for everything, Jeongin's the token straight guy cheerleader, Seungmin is Missy and Changbin is Cliff. Also, Namjoon is Torrence's ex Aaron, Jin is Torrence's annoying brother, and Yoongi is Torrence's dad. 🤣 Because I couldn't figure out where else to put them. Clovers - Hobi is Isis and the maknaes are his three sidekicks aka the members of Blaque who appeared in the movie. Remember them? They did a song with JC Chasez that I still honestly love? (Even though the lyrics he sings are ridiculous - please tell me more about your "thug appeal," sir)

And JYP is Sparky Polastri. Spirit fingers!!

[hangon-silvergirl]

I'm extremely late to this conversation but the thought of a Bring It On AU calls me like Mushu from Mulan, i just appear in a cloud of smoke.

ANYWAYS unnecessary and uncalled opinion: Max should be Missy. That's it that's all I have to say.

No never mind, i also have to say that Vecna HAS to be Sparky Polastri.

Okay now I'm done

Hello! I am never timely, so late is very subjective. I appreciate the input though, because you are probably the tenth person to tell me that Max should be Missy, so there seems to be a consensus 😅

Also, good sweet God. JCB would probably do spirit fingers if someone asked him, and now I cannot get the visual out of my head, so thank you for that? I think?

[clexamazon]

Is your clexaweek fic with cheerleader Clarke and gymnast Lexa going to be based off "Bring it on"?

Yepp, that's why I put the gif and pic from the movie in the post. (And because I'm SO incredibly talented-not- with pictures that my first ever face swap managed to ruin two gorgeous face so I aint postin that monster 😒)

Star cast

Lexa - Missy

Clarke - Torrance

Octavia - Darcy

Titus - Sparky Polastri

Anya - Lafred

[thewomanofrevelation]

BRING IT ON [2000]: SPARKY POLASTRI X SPIRIT FINGERS [X]

[riverdaleremix]

[mgmpluto]

Bring It On  (2000)

[dushkulicious]

Me trying to date:

-wiggles fingers- "Hey ladies, wanna try my Spirit Fingers?"

[fulltimehabibti]

your favorite scene from MY BEAUTIFUL LAUNDRETTE and BRING IT ON

the scene where omar is in johnny's apartment and you see that even if he loves him, there is still so much resentment there. also the neck-licking scene? scream every time.

bring it on: A MASTERCLASS ON HOW TO CONVEY CLASS, RACE, AND SEXUAL MINORITY RELATIONS IN TEEN FILMS!!! sparky polastri introduction and the football game showdown when the clovers crashed!

[deputy-ajay-ghale]

If we ever got to a point where we have to remake Bring It On because Hollywood sucks, I want Gustaf Skarsgård to play Sparky Polastri.

[trashyeggroll]

I hope you're happy, you've tainted Bring It On for me; now every time I see a Darcy scene I'm like "Get them Varia!". The genre clash does not work. Ha.

Ahaha you’re just WAITING for her to stab Sparky Polastri with the knife hidden in her boobs GET HIM

also looking at your watch wondering when she’s gonna hit on Courtney and Whitney 😏

[claireofluxembourg]

Your calling both Kate and Meghan haters Sparky, but isn’t that a derogatory name for Harry and Meghan fans? I just wanted to know because I like your blog, but if you don’t want Meghan and Harry fans I understand.

I have no idea, I got the idea for the name because I saw Bring it On this morning and there’s a character called Sparky Polastri and I always laugh to that name so I thought it will be funny to have a nickname for these people instead of calling them assholes or things like that (although some of them actually win the right to be called assholes) 

If you’re a Meghan and Henry fan, you are welcome in my blog anytime you want but bear in mind even though I’m a Henry fan, I’m not always super positive about some things he does and also I’m not a die hard Meghan fan so I’m not going to die every time she is out there but I will never be disrespectful towards them and neither with you.

[talhaghafoor2019-blog]

Ariana Grande's "Thank U, Next" Music Video Will Reference "Legally Blonde," "Mean Girls," "13 Going on 30," and "Bring It On"

Ariana Grande has officially revealed the last piece to the puzzle, and the fourth movie she's recreating for her "Thank U, Next" music video. And she's transforming into full cheertator mode: She's Torrance, your captain Torrance!

The singer tweeted a photo of herself dressed as a Rancho Carne Toro, from Bring It On. (Don't act like you don't know the opening cheer by heart, because I do, too.) Her caption read, "‘I transferred from los angeles, your school has no gymnastics team this issaalast resort ........ ok i’ve never cheered before so what?'" She also shared a photo of the updated true heroes of the movie East Compton Clovers (renamed the Lovers), and also enlisted help for the other Toros in the background. It's yet to be determined if Sparky Polastri was at all involved.

Get your spirit fingers ready, but be prepared to wait: Ariana also mentioned the video is "not coming this weekend yet and i'll tell u more things."

Since Ariana Grande dropped “Thank U, Next” earlier this month, arguably the whole world has been obsessed with the breakup anthem. And it looks like the music video for the bop will soon reach our screens — complete with references to not one or two but FOUR iconic ‘00s romantic comedies.

Ari is the queen of building up anticipation, but she's also the queen of mercilessly hinting at her next move. On Nov. 19, she set the internet ablaze with a photo of her kissing her cousin with various Mean Girls nods sprinkled all over social media. "All of this is tea. Only a tiny sip tho...tbc. And by a tiny sip, I literally mean tiny...like 25% of the cup," she teased.

As it turns out, the references were indeed a hint about the forthcoming "Thank u, next" music video. And we now basically have another 50% of the tea confirmed by Ariana herself.

First off (alongside Mean Girls) is Reese Witherspoon's 2001 classic Legally Blonde, as she’s confirmed in multiple Instagram posts. One photo shows Ari on a treadmill (or elliptical, hard to tell) with Apple’s 1999 original orange iBook (yes, the exact same one Elle Woods outstandingly rocks at Harvard Law). The pic is accompanied by Elle’s infamous quote, “Whoever said orange is the new pink is seriously disturbed”, as the caption.

But it looks like Ari’s not alone when it comes to stepping into Elle's shoes, as she also shared a snap of her beloved Toulouse à la Bruiser Woods, casually chilling in a pool lounger. Iconic. Ari also posted a photo with actor Jennifer Coolidge, clad in her Paulette regalia, while sporting a fluffy pink top, which she captioned "new best friend .... thank u, next."

We can’t wait to see what antics Paulette and Ari Woods get up to in this portion of the video, but we also know Ari will be channelling her inner Jennifer Garner (a.k.a. Jenna Rink) in 13 Going on 30. (Who knows, maybe we’ll even get Noah Centineo as young Mark Ruffalo? We should be so lucky.)

Ari has already confirmed that Mean Girls, Legally Blonde and 13 Going on 30 make up 75% of the visual references in “Thank u, next” on her Instagram Stories twice today. “Ok, you guessed the third! but there’s still one more so no tea. Tomorrow,” she wrote alongside a collage of the three iconic films.

One thing is sure: we love this kind of math, and we can’t wait until tomorrow to finally figure out the whole equation. Thank you again, "Thank u, next."

This content was originally published here.

[thewomanofrevelation]

jack harlow: sparky polastri rehabilitated [x]