#spared!Macaque

[ask-thesparedau]

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[MUN- Hello all! As you can tell I am trying something new. From now on the storyline from before will be referenced as a ‘past event’ and the present is where asks will take place! Thank you all for patiently waiting]

[ask-thesparedau]

AWHHHH this is so cute!!! I love your style sm ;^;

Macaque trying to just leave the potato near Wukong

Wukong:

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And this goes out for any works for me, I would love to be tagged directly! Or even sent the post. I love see your and the works of others

I’m happy so many people have taken a liking to this au 💕

uhhh... hi?

Macaque and wukong ft. Sweet potatoes and Tripitaka

1st attmpt

2nd attmpt

maybe 3rd time's a charm?

uhhh... yeah that does not work

BONUS LMAO

tripitaka was not impressed

Spared!Macaque AU: @ask-thesparedau ___

Okay question: Is it okay for me to tag you or like you want me to @/ask-thesparedau <--- do this instead?

[royaltea000]

Liu Er Mihou time!!!

[incorrectjttw]

Tripitaka: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Wukong. Sun Wukong: I hate myself. Tripitaka, sigh: ...Alright, square up.

Liu'er Mihou/Sun Wuhuan: He's making progress. I'm so proud.

(When you get another monkey, who reminds you, that you promised not to use the spell anymore, so you have to resort to other ways to tell the first monkey to stop being stupid.)

[askblueandviolet]

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[fight-spare-flee]

[raynee-days]

Oops I forgot to share this

But the Macaque for my Sealed!Au. A terrible overseer of an underground realm who pulls the strings of the world above. And like a spider awaiting it’s next meal, he waits for the day Sun Wukong stumbles into his domain

[cynicallyscorned]

the swinging pendulum that is "cynic has had just enough good experiences in his life that he's not 100% jaded and bitter to his core so there's hope for him to get better" and "when he spirals, he spirals bad - will go out of his way to actually ruin another sonic's life because of it"

[maplesugarcookie]

I also need to stop fantasizing about a Lego Monkey. The issue here is a bit bigger though, because I'm fantasizing about having a normal poly relationship between TWO Lego Monkey men. I really need a life...

I need an actual bf/crush so bad. I cant keep on sitting around and fantasizing about a LEGO MONKEY YALL. 😭😭😭😭

(more fics on the way tho)

[ask-thesparedau]

Question for macaque

Macaque did you befriend wukong yet?

“‘Befriend’ is a strong term. But I’d like to think I am at least on his ‘good side’ now! I’d be dead if I wasn’t.”

“I don’t think he likes the artistic liberties I’ve taken with his form though.”

[fanged-fanfics]

Heyy! If you have any spare time, I was wondering if I could request some Macaque x GN Reader headcanons about the crush stage? Like would he start acting differently, etc, etc.

☆ Once Hidden, Twice Shy — Macaque x GN Reader Crushing HCs ☆

Genre: Fluff || they/them pronouns for reader || No warnings needed

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ᯓᡣ𐭩 Macaque didn't realize that he had feelings for you until he was already deep into it. He'd felt little flickers of feelings here and there, but kept himself in stubborn denial for months

ᯓᡣ𐭩 The realization was sudden, almost random, but once it hit he couldn't find it in himself to ignore it anymore. You filled his mind at any given time, and he always found himself wondering about you

ᯓᡣ𐭩 You slowly began noticing behavior shifts in the shadow simian. He was less prone to snarking at you, and if anything he became defensive if he thought you were being talked down to

ᯓᡣ𐭩 He'd give you little trinkets here and there as gifts, or do favors for you if he thought you needed the help. It baffled you as well as the Monkey Crew to see Macaque put in extra effort to keep you safe

ᯓᡣ𐭩 If anyone he didn't trust so much as stepped up to you, Macaque would come to your defense, standing in between and intimidating off whoever it was. It was cheesy, yes, and definitely cliché... but it was also interesting behavior coming from someone who claimed to only think of himself

ᯓᡣ𐭩 It only grew from there. He'd check in on you after missions, look you over for injuries, scold anyone who was too hard on you, the list kept growing. You obviously began suspecting something well into this stage, but Macaque was as elusive as ever

ᯓᡣ𐭩 As always, the six-eared monkey tended to dance around the subject, subverting the conversation or brushing it off at any opportunity. But the way he'd look at you with almost a sense of awe, and seem almost hesitant when asking you to a hangout definitely wasn't 'nothing'

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Even still, you decided to be patient. Macaque was someone who processed such big information slowly, and he was working through his own feelings by your side. Even if you realized it LONG before he did, all you could do is patiently accept his little trinkets and invitations. He'd get there soon, but for now, an awkward half-handhold would have to do

[incorrectjttw]

Liù'ěr Míhóu: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single? Sūn Wùkōng: Do not do that. Liù'ěr Míhóu: You won’t even notice! Èrláng Shén, entering: Wùhuàn, you wanted to see me again? Liù'ěr Míhóu: Eldest Brother's single! Sūn Wùkōng: ...

[ask-thesparedau]

and fill the void I shall—— when I am not a months long hiatus

Have you seen the JTTW summary/series by Overly Sarcastic Productions? Thoughts?

"EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS FOR THE NEXT EPISODE THEY DELAY IT ANOTHER SEASON! SUPPORT THEIR OTHER VIDEOS AND THEIR DAMN BOOK!"

"...ahem. OSP does a great job at summarizing JTTW with some great hunor.. If you like them, or appreciate the style of that, I recommend @ask-thesparedau to fill that void."

[arttrashking]

What is up with the annons and taking either flirting/taking Wukong or Macaque? Horny people—

Why not take both? It's a package deal—/j

Anyway-

*Gives Wukong and Macaque Special treats*

Use em in spare time *wink*

I NOW FLEE!

[askblueandviolet]

*blows up table with mind*

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[itsabouttimex2]

Not a request, just blabbering about the “not the beloved au” because. God. Poor MK. Obviously, y/n is the one suffering the most from the dynamic, but MK’s development is being stunted by the way the two kings are raising him. Never being told no, having everything and everyone live their life to accommodate around him- sure he’s still a toddler, they’re going to be stupid, but he’s resorting to hurting himself when he doesn’t get what he wants (ie Y/N, a whole person!) that is very troubling behavior.

I’d hate to see how he’d be grown up- he’d definitely still be a hero- he IS a good kid, he’d want to help people- but what happens if he’s not able to beat someone in a fight immediately or he’s outmatched? How much of him fighting would just make things worse because he’s used to the world bending over backwards to make him happy?

Poor kid.

Not The Beloved

Anon, I'm so glad you brought this up, because on surface level, NTB!MK is a little entitled menace. But when you take a moment to scratch past that unfortunate facade, then... well, yeah. He is a victim all in his own right, hard as it may be to see from a certain viewpoint. The only world MK knows is his own family and their home- his two dads, Y/N, the Flower Fruit Mountain monkeys, and the mountain itself.

The end. No school. No friends. Nothing.

And that's just the way his dads like it! Sun Wukong likes that his kiddo is isolated, stunted, socially awkward and somewhat entitled! That just makes him easier to spoil! Easier to love! And Macaque, too! If he helps to custom-cater a world that his beloved baby boy can't survive outside of? Then MK can't leave, and thus can never escape his love and care!

Which is exactly why MK needs the reader.

In spite of being everything that the little kid is not, Y/N's startling normality is the only grounding factor that MK has to let him know that something is wrong. Because Y/N didn't have the upbringing that their little brother had, they have a legitimate claim to being the least mentally-skewed of the family, which is, unsurprisingly, one hell of a boon.

Like, MK has it great... at first. Never Having to do chores or make your own food, and having your overbearing daddies brush your teeth and tie your shoes for you is awesome when you're four, but sucks ass when you're twelve and can barely function outside your role as a spoiled prince-

But! There's still Y/N!

Frustrated, jealous, and angry Y/N. Y/N, who seethes and huffs and kicks their feet and grits their teeth and punches their pillow into pulpy fluff, who curses under their breath and has to burn all the letters they write about how much they despise their family. Y/N who was only spared punishment after the scraps of those letters were found because MK cried and begged for his daddies to forgive his older sibling because-

Because Y/N, in spite of their jealously and anger, will still roll up both sleeves, sit down, and teach their little brother how to tie his shoes, how to roll up a tube of toothpaste to squeeze the last bit out, how to boil water and brown meat.

There's this normalcy to being hated by someone that anchors MK to reality, even though he's a little too young and naive to really put his grateful feelings into words, so instead it all manifests as "Y/N is my favorite person ever and ever!" that Wukong and Macaque don't like (because they are both horribly jealous) but will force Y/N to reciprocate.

And even when his beloved older sibling bullies their parents into coughing up the necessary resources in order to head off to college, MK keeps in touch with the phones he begs both his fathers to buy, and manages to maneuver them both into two strict "buts".

Specifically, "You can go off to college, but you have to keep in touch with us and MK." and "We'll foot the bill, but you have to come back and stay here during the weekends."

Which is... enough. Enough of a thread cut loose that Y/N slips free to experience at least a mildly normal life pursuing their desired field with some actual space to grow and heal and establish normal relationships outside of their toxic family.

(Even though they're definitely becoming the mom/dad friend.)

Then there's the matter of "How good of a hero will MK be without his good-natured upbringing, courtesy of Pigsy and Tang?" that you brought up, and the answer to that question is: "Don't worry about it, because MK doesn't get to be a hero."

After all, why would his dads risk losing their miracle baby?

So it isn't even "Would MK ditch a fight or otherwise give up on it when he struggles?", it's "Can Y/N bare-knuckle Red Son's cute face into pulp with only their long suppressed rage as fuel?" because MK isn't the hero of NTB- Y/N is.

And they don't ever intend on losing the new life they fought to find.