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spader7 · 16 days ago

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I'm happy when my freak art reaches a lot of freaks, but that often also means it escapes containment and the christians come wagging their fingers and that's pretty annoying ngl

#on other platforms #not on tumblr i guess we're all freaks here phew #spader talks

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luthanraels-bignaturals · 5 months ago

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Gay rep in a netflix show: Hey there. I’m Nolan, and I’ve got a kind of small, huge, enormous problem. I’ve got a crush,,, on another boy??? Am I gay?

Flamboyant drag queen friend: Nolan!!! You’re gay?! Let me be your mentor, you’re gonna slay so hard queen! Makeover time babe!!!! Slay!

Guy in a Cronenberg movie: I need another man to finger my bloody gash so badly I’m actually shaking

Guy #2: I have a vagania on my neck

#does this make sense #cronenberg some is somehow one of the best queer storytellers ever as a cishet man #I will make a second post talking about this #david cronenberg #gay representation #cronenberg #crash 1996 #the fly 1986 #videodrome #james spader #seth brundle #jeff goldblum #queer rep in media #queer

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jimmyspades · 1 year ago

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she looks like the real thing she tastes like the real thing my fake plastic love

#if I loved this film less I might be able to talk about it more #but the only way I’ve been able to find the words is radiohead songs. so #graham this is my love letter to you #james spader #graham dalton #sex lies and videotape #steven soderbergh #andie macdowell #*#video

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eepwtf · 15 days ago

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UGHH THIS BAN IS TAKING AWAY MY SECRETARY EDITS??? R U KIDDING ME???

#eepwtf talks #eepwtf talks like an idiot #secretary 2002 #currently bjorking it #james spader #secretary edit #maggie gyllenhaal #i cannot live without them #and my camera roll is FULL

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mispelled · 1 year ago

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I drew the guys on brand enough times that I think I deserve a lil bit of self indulgent semi-humanization. for funsies

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allmyandroids · 8 months ago

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Red handling that sniper riffle was hot. Period.

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gleamingsilence · 4 months ago

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i need him respectfully ❤️‍🔥

#You know algebra but you don't wear no bra #Do you speak Japanese?#he's talking about me btw ✨#dreaming of bobbing in his naked lap 🤤#james spader #raymond reddington

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itissadbutitsmy-artblog · 5 months ago

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....hi larry.

yeahhi hahahahhaha

#adventure time #wizard city #lemongrab #peppermint #larry #cadebra #blaine #lemon kids #plop top #ITS PLOPTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#digital #anyways the headcanon mental lore welcome to my twisted mind tags:#i have webs woven in my head . leave me be.#(theyre related. not on spaders side of the family. distantly. look at those fucking nubs. look at these yellow mfers)#(lemongrab knows everyone in his family bc that is important to him! and larry talked to him like one time <3)#i drew this before i was doing proper comic panels orry. but here it is now. i tried to wrangle it into comic panels

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ericstoltz · 1 year ago

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insp. (x, x, x)

#im so sorry i couldnt find who originally posted the edit (i saw it on pinterest) 😭 whoever it is shoutout & credit to u and thank u 😭😭#!gif #james spader #jamesspaderedit #tvgifs #tvedit #cinematv #jamesspadergif #ppl are probably over the eccentric thing already bcs thats all they always talk abt but... hi im new and i just made this to compile heh

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spader7 · 3 months ago

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hmmmm 2h into veilguard and i'm so bored

#feels like i'm watching a mediocre marvel movie #it's rough going directly from bg3 to this i tell ya #spader talks

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jimmyspades · 7 months ago

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Maggie talking about working with James on Secretary

#james spader who. this is now a maggie stan blog #she’s so cute I could listen to her talk about the film for hours #secretary #james spader #maggie gyllenhaal #*#video #‘he’s a lot older than me’ I fell out of my chair

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naughtydogg · 5 months ago

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🥹we love a mocap king

#soooo cute he’s so thrilled to talk about it #it’s like the comic con question all over again #also that’s literally the best and only way to describe mocap suits #get this man in a video game ASAP #okay okay okay like tlou or rdr can you imagine #cowboy james pls pls pls pls god if you’re real pls make that happen #james spader

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mourningpidge · 2 months ago

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secretary (2002) randomly gave me motivation to keep writing my essay due in 3 days shout out james spader

#secretary 2002 #james spader #pidge talking

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futtermansrule · 1 year ago

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when he looks like a twink and a lesbian at the same time

#james spader #grace talks

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allmyandroids · 3 months ago

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RED BEING A FAN OF JOHN WATERS MADE MY LIFE 🥹💖

#them talking and fanboying over each other in the scenes where they are MADE ME SO HAPPAY AND SCREAM HAPPILY I WAS GOING CRAZY OVER THEM ❤️#james spader #raymond reddington #the blacklist #reddington #red #raymond red reddington #blacklist #john waters #tbl #5x22 #season 5 episode 22 #loml #husband #raymond reddington video

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elektroblues · 9 months ago

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u know why there's a sore lack of good mainstream erotic thrillers rn is bc they're not casting james spader. you think we care abt him getting old? u think we care abt him getting bald? we wanna see someone slap that thang

#saw saltburn tweet stop pissing me awf (i have not seen it i just want to talk abt james spader)#eskeyel

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