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RAHHH I NEED THIS SMM

So... I started playing stardew and got to the winter....

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So, basically.

Hey everyone, I know no one cares for my opinion, but if you care more about the CEO that got sh0t more than the 6 injured and 2 dead from the sh00ting in Wisconsin, you don't care about families, you care for the rich.

[halloweenbitch2764]

hihi! just wanted to say i love the way you write slashers, ur work actually helped me start writing again:)

Ahhhh, thank you!! I need to get back into it myself, but we'll see. Thankfully, I have plenty of content to enjoy. I'm so glad I could inspire you!!

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Wincest, and incest in general, is fucking gross.

I hate those supernatural fans, the ones that are so obsessed with "the fact" that brothers are lovers. I literally hate them with my whole heart. Literally did you guys watch the show? There's an episode when they first meet Chuck they look themselves up and are DISGUSTED with the fanfiction of them and the general tags of Sam/Dean Winchester. Another time when those guys cosplayed them at the con and it turned out they were gay and Sam and Dean were grossed out. It's really gross. Please get help.

I'm gonna @ some people so here they are, get help. @samwinchestersgirl83 @ilovesamdean @sunbleachedf4wn @lambmotifz @deanscutiepiesam get help, you're wierd.

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Okay @loverboykirstein helped with the idea so here it is, ima try to make it more than like 4 lines, but ya boy is always for more and more motivation:)

@halloweenbitch2764

Warnings/What to expect?: Smut, it aint proofread, probably horrific grammar, doll, honey, love, sweetheart, maybe a little jealous? It's an expansion on Sam's 10 heart event. As always love youu, read careful.

I think it's under the cut, but again, not a mdni acct, but be mindful of your media

I walk around, stopping by the saloon first to grab a bite when my phone buzzes, it’s Sam, I look down to check it, and it’s Sam telling me to come over. I shoot back with “did you see me walking past your house or something?” And put my phone in my pocket, I take my spaghetti by the river, sat down and eat, finished, and tossed my trash. I sneak in through the window, and flop on the floor. “Hey Sammy, you called?” I joke and stand up, and as I do, Sam’s got that look on his face, the one that he gets when he’s stupidly horny, or drunk, but he doesn’t smell like beer. I giggle and lean up to kiss him softly but he’s pulling me closer like I’m gonna teleport away. A couple mumbles fall from Sam’s lips as we kiss and all I really hear is “Doll please” and my lips quirk into a smile, and then I’m in the air, eye to eye with Sam and his glazed over eyes. Sam is mumbling and I shut him up with a kiss. We manage to get to his bed, and then there’s a knock, shit. I hide under the blankets as Sam is panting, lying to Jodi, and I can’t lie, it’s nice to see Sam out of that damn blue jacket. He’s tall, got a swimmer’s build, and I can’t help but think how my legs would look propped up on his shoulders. Fuck me, that’s not right. Sam’s talking to his mom. A door slam wakes me up from my haze of daydreams, and I stay put, pulling Sam closer, kissing him, and managing my way onto his lap. His big brown eyes glaze over, and my kisses drift lower, my hands too, admittedly, they land somewhere on Sam’s chest and I’m not paying attention, and I’m on my back, shirt flipped up and Sam kissing down my stomach. I suck in, cause it’s a funny feeling, and Sam bites me. “Ow, what the hell?” I ask and Sam just kisses the spot and down my thighs. “S-stop teasing, my g-god.” My words stuttering together and Sam just smirks and leaves kisses and small nibbles up and down my thighs. I decided, stupidly, to try and lock my legs around his neck, trying to get him to stop teasing, unfortunately for me, I’m now shaking and whining, and practically begging Sam to fuck me. Sam just smirks, as my vision goes white again. I’m sitting there, panting, and Sam gets up, changes into some shorts, and goes out to get me water. He sits there and cleans up my mess, and then hugs me. And less than 3 minutes later, I’m asleep.

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does anyone want a smut fic, idk im avoiding schoolwork

taglist:

@frescoisnotinthemilitary @loverboykirstein @halloweenbitch2764

[loverboykirstein]

2025 firsts!. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖

i was tagged by @velvetlilith777 and @leifygreeens to share this fun little list !! mwuah i love u both !!

first arts n crafts : i was actually coloring in my new coloring book when the clock struck 12!!

first movie watched : lilo & stitch (i actually bought another stitch stuffed animal while watching, i lack self control)

first song i listened to: technically it was A Trophy Father's Trophy Son by Sleeping with Sirens, since my phone has decided to play it every single time i plug it into the car i am borrowing, BUT first song in full was Cold Walks To The Liquor Store by Tarnish

first tv show watched: i haven't watched any actual tv shows since the start of the new year, but i did watch ninokito on youtube do his yandere sam playthrough VOD (again, idc) and it's part of a series!

first book read: i haven't read anything besides manga for the last year in terms of 'real' books, and i haven't read any yet but i did buy dandadan vol 1-5 for my kindle!

first fanfic read: closet capers and creamy concoctions by SashiAvi on ao3!! (mdni with this fic pls)

first food i ate: a whole bunch of those Lindt truffles, the ones with the blue wrapper to be specific (am i lactose intolerant? yes. let me live.)

first dinner i had: noodles with violife cheese (the best vegan cheese i will die on this hill) with some salt n pep! v boring but i didn't wanna cook

no pressure tags!!

@justwolosers @arminsfuckassbob @sp1derbyt3 (i apologize if you've already been tagged, and no pressure!!)

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omnomnom

taglist:

@frescoisnotinthemilitary @halloweenbitch2764 @loverboykirstein

<3

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Okay I'm so sorry everyone, I guess I forgot how to write, but school, and everything else went down. If yall want a fic, please let me know, I'll make it long (hehe), but angst or smut maybe, fluff is chill, but I can't really write it. Love you guys!

I guess I'm doing a taglist, cause it seems to get some engagement lmao

@frescoisnotinthemilitary @loverboykirstein @halloweenbitch2764

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whats something youd change about sdv?

that when you marry someone they go out and still have friends and such

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not entirely accurate, but thanks @loverboykirstein for the tag!

no pressure tags! @halloweenbitch2764 @frescoisnotinthemilitary

I’m starting a picrew chain because I’m bored.

blog vs blogger!

tagging:… @kirks-exquisite-vegan-pancakes, @marthtron, @backseatrhythm, @aimbuddylist, @aspartame-parent and YOU.

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Little blurb of something I saw.

BIG TW FOR MY ALCOHLIC/ RECOVERING ALCOHLICS

{The song I wrote this to.}

"But I can still feel your body next to mine, I still fucking love you." Your body next to mine, the last night. I can still smell that damned cheery chapstick on lips and that stupid fucking perfume you used. Damn you. I still fucking love you of course, but I very well can't say that because you're fucking that guy don't fucking deserve you while I'm stuck, clinging onto every little last word you said to me. It wasn't all you, I know that, I'm gone a lot, but I thought we could work on that, I was going to stop all of my bad habits, all of them. But here I am, drunk as shit, sitting in my bed waiting on you.

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sunset

ik i havent written in a bit, so request post, i'll do my best w grammar nd shit BUT

no weird shit

-incest

-certain bodily fluids/solids kinks (yk what im talking abt)

-dont be mean

things i write for

-SDV

-SPN

-MHA/BNHA(aged up/timeskip)

-Marvel

-DC/Justice League/Young Justice

-Spiderverse

-Demon Slayer

-DanDaDan

what kinda shit i write

-slowburn

-angst

-fluff

-suggestive

-smut

-short stories/oneshots

-series

im not gonna say MDNI, but know the media you consume and don't get mad at me if you dont enjoy it

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OKAYOKAY I KNOW NO ONE ASKED BUT OMG

sorry my headache is making me think

SO

does anyone want What the 141 would be like w kids or like something else bc I really want to write but like I need ideas yall

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@loverboykirstein

are you alright? i would just like to check on you cause these tags are scary...

is literally hanging from a wire and yet his hair is still perfect and tucked behind his ear he's so baby girl for that

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WHY IS EVERYTHING FEM READER I CANT DO THIS