#nd lowk scared

[sp1derbyt3]

@loverboykirstein

are you alright? i would just like to check on you cause these tags are scary...

is literally hanging from a wire and yet his hair is still perfect and tucked behind his ear he's so baby girl for that

[tojisun]

giggling kicking my feet twirling my hair screaming into my pillow !!!

so i walked to the food spot wearing his jacket nd he brought me a small bouquet of daisies with these mini flowers n leaves around them !! we ended up getting noodles (he gave me an extra slice of his pork cause i said how good it was :(( !!) and talked for a couple hours before i told him i had to get ready for work soon..

nd omg omg.. he walked me to his bike where not one.. but TWO helmets were locked on and he helped fit it on me (it was a lil loose cause it was another one of his but its ok !!) and helped me onto his bike teehee...

i was lowk so so scared cause it was one of my first times on a bike but i trusted him cause it seemed like he had lots of experience with bikes (i mean who has several helmets, tattoos, muscles for months, and a sports bike without at least a few years biking) so i just clung onto him rlly tightly

AND HE WAS LAUGHING AND HOLDING BOTH MY ARMS WITH ONE HAND WHILE THE OTHER STEERED US...

nd he drove pretty slow cause he knew i was scared :(( i directed him to the building i live at and he waited outside while i got ready for work and then drove me there :(((( ND THEN CALLED ME OVER SO HE COULD ORDER SMTH :(((

"gotta make sure 'm your first customer"

IM GONNA WAZZ MYSELF...

OH MY GOD MY LOVE THATS!!! OHFKSJDOR

(ok so my response got too long wow im sorry)

THE BOUQUET :((( OH MY GOODNESS!!! tiny flowers with little petals? omgomf are they babys breath?? or or forget me nots? WAIT IDK ENOUGH ABOUT FLOWERS TO BE ASKING THIS BUT AWW SWEETHEART THEY SOUND LOVELY

HIM GIVING U THE EXTRA SLICE OF PORK BC U SAID ITS YUMMY IM COMBUSTING THATS SO ADORABLE

ok whew so now that the lunch is outta the way, THE BIKE? THE TWO HELMETS?? I WAS HOLDING MYSELF BACK FROM SAYING THIS BUT YOU TWO MIGHT JUST BE READER X BIKER!SIMON FR MY GODDRD IM SO GIDDY FOR U MY LOVE

i think u all probably got it from my many many posts of biker!simon but the two helmets and being the backpack is always what gets me :(( because not only does he wanna drive u around, but he put effort into making sure ur safe!!! im a puddle rn, petal. literally a melting w the rain ahhhhhhhhhxhshs

HOLDING YOUR HANDS WITH ONE HAND WHILE HE DROVE- oh sweetheart im so choked up im giggling so hard

but yes!! riding a bike first time is quite daunting n im so proud of u for trying but also so happy that u were w someone who was very diligent in making sure ur first ride was going to be safe <333

n then when i thought it wont get any better-

he wanted to be ur first customer AAAAHHHHHHH my goodness what a charming man!!!!

i cant even begin to explain how envisioning this alone got me smilin so wide, my cheeks are strainin or smthn!! i hoped that he will spoil u and pamper u and be silly w u and then he did!!! oh sweetheart if i could, id hug u so tight and spin u around bc im truly, genuinely, so happy for u!!!

im bouncing on my feet rn giggling to myself and i might look like a fool to other ppl but!!! i cant contain the burst of joy yk??

it sounds like u had a blast, petal!! heres to more dates w mr pink leather jacket!!!

teehee take care <333

[xotication]

haise anon here! yes kaneki is truly a great written mc 😞🙏 sorry for yapping too much the last ask i hope i didnt bother u! (i should definitely give myself an anon nickname, maybe mimi?) my tg obsession just resurfaced recently and its quite hard to find someone to discuss abt it ue😭😭 anyways! on the topic of ken in diff aus, what do u think abt biker/motorbike racer! ken 🙏🙏

girl the way i just said OUUUU OUT LOOOUUUUDDDDDD. i go feral at the fucken THOUGHT OF IT. CAN WE PLEAAAASSSEEE JUST STFU???? I CANNOT. 😭😭😭 bro like he def gives off tiktok/insta reels biker guy. nd not the cringe booktok kind. BUT THE GOODDDD KIND. the ones that’re tatted, have some sick design on their helmet, nd wear clothes that make them all the more pretty. 😭 KANEKI WOULD BODYYYY ALL OF IT. he doesn’t even really try to woo anyone with it. it’s just how he is, & a hobby he somehow picked up.

you’d prob fucken get his number when you’re both stopped at a red light nd he’s just rolling his shoulders back before he glances your way. YOU LITERALLY GEEKKK IN THE CARRRR. window immediately flies down & your phone shoots out the window with ur contacts opened right up. 🌚

ken would def eventually buy you your own lil helmet, nd he’d take you on fun joyrides

lowk not so fun when he’s pushing 110 & ur scared for ur fucken life

but whooo caressss, yk he gon go home nd give you da PIPEEEE. (i’m so sorry..)

either that or y’all are stopping in a dark alleyway and/or parking lot bc you or he can’t wait 🎀

you lowk be getting sick at the thought of how other girls are looking at him when he’s out on the streets ridin around without you..

like hellooo?? 😭

PLZZZ JUST STAY HOMEEE PLLLLLLZZZZZ

also your yapping wasn’t a bother at all! i’m enjoying it! ^.^

also the nickname is cute, mimi it is!

[numba1germhater]

INTRO POST!

— WHO ARE YOU?

oughh hi my name is sin i run this funny little rp/ask blog hip hip hooray

im lithromantic and genderfluid and i go by he/she pronounce yes yes

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feel free to talk to me im not a big bully i prommy 💔💔💔i might be a bit awkward though cause im scared of people lowk

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[whore4billie]

Guys i was js talking to Tia ab this but i felt the need to share

TW DEATH

Me and my mum were talking about funerals idk how we even got on that topic and she said she'll prolly die b4 my nan i said no thats like thw worst thing that cld happen (cuz we all hate my nan shes a terrible person) and she said she cant picture herself as an old woman shes 35 this year and said she probably wont make it another 35 years which broke my heart and she told me at her funeral i have to blast tate mcrae nina smith and chris brown and yk how you throw flowers at a wedding and whoever catches them is next he said to do that at her funeral 💀💀 its such a her thing to do she was wheezing and then it randomly hit me death is a real thing and now im rethinking life cuz nobody im close with has ever died except my dads mum but i was rly young so i didnt understand and it hit me that every1 i love will die and thats scary asf like one day my sisters wont be here my mum wont be here my fav cousin wont be here its so scary andd the thing is im not scared of me dying the fact I'll die doesnt bother me its a lifelong sleep a lifelong dream like it cant be that bad but my close family and frirnds dying scares the fuck out of me and the fact my cats are gonna die before me thats so not ok Ive already told every1 if my cats go i go

the reason im here is cuz my cats so when theyre gone im gone cuz if i was to off myself my cats would wonder what happened to me theyd think i abandoned them and i couldnt deal with that at all like I wanna outlive all rhe people i love but my cats wont outlive everyone i love so it wont happen

Then i started thinking ab my funeral (its 5am and im lowk depressed rn after the realisation of death) and at my funeral i want it to be purple and forest green and i want my playlist not some depressing music and i want a red velvet cake cuz its my fav and club heaven and born to die needs to be blared so loud and i realised Ill prolly be gone by the time im 30 with the way my health is gna end up w my vaping nd monster addictions but im ok with that

Like is it bad that it doesnt bother me in the slightest

Ok im done with my depressive rant 💕

[urmomw4ntsme]

why is andrew the best peter but tom the most interesting peter 🤔

im slwepy as fuck rn but i was waiting to answere. this till i was free from the disgusting inhumane clutches of egg and jams ok so see we i may be biased byt look at tjis guy.

yea this is rea footage of me being a simp i dont care he's cutie patootoe baby waby shona janu also like decades older tham me 😀 but anyway now that thats out of the way. we ALL love peter 3. thats a colective thing eveyome agrees on if u don't um ya boring bye

but he issss the best lke?? the way he plays peter the way he literally becomes him im not saying tobey or tom r bad im js saying andrew isbbetter. like . i havent watched tobeys movies so i cant sau that abotu him actually but i hve watched homecoming ffh and nwh amd i promise that andrews peteer is the best the funniest the prettiest peter because in toms peter we get to see a lot df action right?nd we get ro see him interacting with other superheroes and hes got ppl who r superpowered like him who have his back but peter 3 has no one hes alone !!!! he js has his aunt and his gf (she died) <3 but still we see hes so funny like that knife scene? wjen hes like omg noooo knives my only weaknes s :( and stuff he IS SO FUNNY !!!! NO KNE TALKS ABOUT IT. HIS HUMOR IS THE KINDA PATHETIC THAT WILLL MAKE U LAUGH SM CUS ITS PATHETIC and . peter 1 has 3 movies lots of screentime and as i said lots of interaction with other superheroes lots of plot lots of stuff happening to him lots of trauma lots of character development. but still for me at leastz petee 3 js. overshadows him? cus hes got js 2 fucking movies but hes so perfectly funny and traumatised and happy and sad and angry in that limited amount of thing without it feeling extra or obnoxious and like how do u not see jes the best????? like theres a guy who has an assignment of 20 pages and 7 days to do it and thwres another guy with the same assignment with only 2 days to do it but the seconf guys assignment turns out to be better and ppl r shocked when i cal him the best?? im not saying tom isn't thafs why i said hes the most interestign cus as i said He has sm sm sm sm sm character development i love it so mucj like we get to see him with this girl whos lowk weird and he has. crush on another girl but girls fsther tries to kill him send s him to jail and then he starts falling for first girl and he alao haa bsf who is guy . chair and hes in love witb the girl bit its awkward cus suddenly they apparently died for 5 yrs and came back to life then his real dad died and he goes to trip to be happy but thees jealousy jeaosy and random guy with fishbowl helmet and super storong element villains and nick furu is not rea ans hes scared and his love finds out hes spidey and they save the world tgt aND THEY KISS !!!!!!!! also he becomes thor/captain in middle but then later fickingg bald ass jj tells everyone who he is and now hes gotta do smth about it and eveyone almost dies and then there's ppl form diff unieerse and theres Him from diff univers????? and aunty may dies :( and hes sad and angry bit his bros got his back and MJ ALMOST DIES WHAT THEFUCK WAS THAT MARVEL WHY WUD U DO THAT TO MG POOR BABY PETEE 3 and amyway hes murderous but doesnt kill and them self sacrifice and love ob hisblife and bsf forget who he is !!! do u see how much is happening this is all so interesting its sooooo aweome i love him thats why i said whag i said i must stop now thsnk u meow bueyeey

[haedgaf]

we will get barricade im so serious... saving starts now haedgaf. omg but i got barricade for other cocnerts but i never have those funnt witty banners that everyone have like wdym Haechan laughed at ur banner... the best i can do is a quick 'i love u fuck sm' ... I WISH I WAS FUNNY BROOO and wishes album is so fucking good cutesy i need that cute star immediatley... and fuckass neo center just hates 127 i swear because those season greetings.. they are so lucky the members are fine man.. i will give nct wish creativity team the best time of their life i WILL have my hands on them by the end of the week def, nd i fucking hate the prices like 500 euros for a fuckass 2 hour concert like bro... even if i see haechan or jungwoo if i pay 500 dollar they better hand me some type of NDA bcs for that much money i want personal dates with them both.. I will try to get even noticed maybe fucking nctzens are crazy bro im scared of them esp 127zens... SM def in debt like the way they have been overwerking markhyuck too like they have to pay someone 120K at the end of the month... pls let those cuties rest ughh AND ALSO THE RECENT RENJUN HATE PISSED ME TF OFF everyone hating on him needs to die omfg but yes thank you! ALSO HAVE U LISTENED TO THE NEW ALBUM... THEY LITERALLY RELEASED NASA FOR ME HFHKSK fucking hell i love them so much ughh sion my aegi... writing out his name i remember the vid of the ppl pushing him in his back i hate these ssngs i swear on my life haedgaf i will hunt these ppl down and kill them i think yes thank u for listening confession of the day : i do daily prayers to get sion and jisung on awsaz

can saving start next month bruh i’m not mentally ready (i suck at saving money… tips would be appreciated…) 😅 AND TBH YOURE VALID FOR THAT trust me 50% of the time the banners aren’t even funny just some weird shit like show your abs that will go ignored so don’t worry sis you’ll be fine, but that has me thinking myself what would i write on my banner if i went 😭😭 lowk i don’t even think i would have a banner HSJDHSKFJDK i’m here to party and get LIT i’m sure if i get lit enough i can get that haechan notice 🌚 FUCK SM AS THE DEFAULT I LIKE THAT!!!!

HSJDHSKD BRO THE WAY I GENUINELY DID NOT REALISE THE ALBUM WAS OUT ALREADY i saw that the mv got released but for some reason my brain convinced myself that it was a random release anyways i will be listening soon we love you wichu 🥺 ALSO IDKKKK I ACTUALLY FUCKED WOTH THW SEASON GREETINGS THIS TIME like the whole fight club concept went hard, dream management however have gotten lazy as hell i fear can they go back to the candy gaggery 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ let’s all just start copying wish’s management!!!

the more i deep it the more ridiculous it gets like 500 for a singular ticket… that could’ve paid someone’s rent 😭😭😭 i hope you get that interaction fr and yeahhh nctzens lowk parasocial and territorial AF be safe out there and pray you’re with the tame bunch hsjdhskfjdkd / BRUH DONT GET ME STARTED ON MAHAE AND RENJUN if i speak i’m gonna het suspended but just know i have sent SM’s and renjun’s haters personal information to a voodooist. tread veryyyy carefully @ EVERYONE. i will avenge my aegibaobei renjunnie you’re perfect 😭 like mind you he is taking anti depressants BECAUSE of these fads and now they’re confused as to why the side effects are showing…?

FARKKKK STOP DONT MENTION SION GWTTING PUSHED WITHER I WAS READY TO BRAWL SEEING RHAT Facking hell 😭😭😭 wallah i was on twt sending death threats from priv like don’t ever put your hands on kingie like that… AND DID YOU SEE THAT THEY BROKE INTO FHEIR HOTELS TOO??? these HOOLIGANS omg free wish.. anyways inshallah that sion x jisung aswaz happens soon, they’re both too shy to initiate a conversation i fear 😭