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captain-of-the-spuds-2 · 3 days ago
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Misogyny.
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captain-of-the-spuds-2 · 3 days ago
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Did I really never notice before that Warlock's bedding is both red and black, AND tartan??
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captain-of-the-spuds-2 · 4 days ago
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happy new year! reminder that as of January 1st, 2025, the 1929 animated Disney short "The Skeleton Dance" is now public domain!
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captain-of-the-spuds-2 · 4 days ago
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I have this headcannon that all Cabin 9 kids have these short think eyelashes they get from their dad, perfect to not get singed off in the forge, everyone but Leo fucking Valdez who has his mothers eyelashes and they put the other Aphrodite kids to shame
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captain-of-the-spuds-2 · 7 days ago
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A tourist murders my sister, steals her shoes, and accepts a mission from my political rivals to literally murder me? And I’m the villain???
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captain-of-the-spuds-2 · 8 days ago
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I could be alone in this .. but um...
fuck, I'll just say it
does anyone on this site like snacks
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captain-of-the-spuds-2 · 8 days ago
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I wish I could shake every aro person who's sad that they'll never be the most important person in anyone's life by the shoulders THERE IS HOPE FOR US THERE IS HOPE FOR US THERE IS HOPE FOR US I swear I am living proof that you can absolutely be the human equivalent of fucking sunshine in another person's life with no romance involved but you gotta let them see you first
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captain-of-the-spuds-2 · 9 days ago
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Injecting frozen rat blood into people’s veins made them hallucinate.
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captain-of-the-spuds-2 · 9 days ago
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CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT ACTIVITIES FOR WHEN I FEEL STUCK OR BORED. most people, myself included, are prone to writer's block, and while this can be an extremely frustrating process to get to, i try to use this as an opportunity to approach it in a fun way. i thought i'd share some of my favourite activities that might be of use to other people.
create a movie library. if your muse is someone who likes movies, make a list of their favourites on letterboxd or imdb, or even serializd for those that prefer tv. you can make lists for ones they've seen and enjoyed or haven't seen but would like. i use letterboxd for this quite a bit and sometimes even add some notes within my lists detailing my muse's thoughts and reviews of the movies.
make a sideblog. i know that many people do this already, but aesthetic sideblog for your character can be extremely helpful and fun to maintain. you can build these however you like! i like to use mine to post photos that my muse would like, faceclaim content, playlists and songs, ships/dynamics inspo, headcanons, silly text posts, and a variety of other things. if you're unsure where to look for content you can post on your sideblogs, @museinspo has a variety of things for many types of characters and is a really helpful place to start. they have a great detailed tagging system to make it easier to find content best suited to your muse. some tags that you can also look through could be #character inspo, #ship inspo, and #muse inspo.
play a barbie dress up game. most people who know me can attest to how much i love this — building a closet for my characters' style. every muse is different, so this can be a fun exploration activity. pinterest is a frequently used resource, but what i like to do most often is browse resale websites like depop or poshmark because i like the variety of styles and the fact that you can find some things you might not see in every store! i have many muses who like to wear silly graphic t-shirts, handmade, vintage, and eclectic styles, so this tends to be the best place to search. you can also do this with any website that sells styles you like for your muse. i like to think of this as a dress up barbie game since that helps me maintain the fun aspect of it all.
build and decorate a barbie dreamhouse. on the topic of barbies, you can do the same activity with furniture, homewares, trinkets, toys, art and decor. build your muse their barbie dreamhouse, fill it with things they would collect and feel at home with. browse furniture websites. ikea, crate and barrel, pottery barn, anthropologie, and west elm are all great places to look for ideas. if you really want to get into it, architectural design (i particularly like this article listing recommendations for furniture retailers) and dezeen (has the added bonus of being able to search for things based on location, if you're looking for example of interior design specific to your muse's city of residence) have extensive articles on both exterior and interior design. etsy is also a great place to look for antiques, vintage style, and more eclectic items.
feed them. if your muse is a foodie or likes to cook, come up with a menu for them. read food blogs and restaurant menus, think of what they'd like if they went out for dinner or what they'd cook at home. i will sometimes make up an imaginary dinner party for muses when its applicable and plan out what they'd like to serve or be served in that situation. food can be a great way to get to know your muse because it can tell you so much about their personal tastes, their current lifestyle, and their cultural background. while food is something that is prevalent in everyone's life, different people will have different approaches to it. this can be especially fun if you look at the menus for restaurants and shops local to your muse's area! read about what's popular in their neighborhood, take the specifics of that culture into consideration.
consider history. think about the time and place in which your character was born and raised in. how would things like pop culture, trends, media, neighborhood, and society affect them? this will differ with every character's upbringing and background, so take all that into consideration as you explore resources. for example, say that your muse is inspired by something like punk subcultures in the 1990s. what music, movies, and clothing styles would have been prevalent at the time? try looking into the history of the underground scene, you can even look further back than that particular decade to understand its roots and how the subculture go to that present moment. how would current events of the time affect what's being put out there and how would the changes within the world cause your character to evolve in their mindset or interests?
study movement. often times we study physicality in terms of what the character looks like as a static image (their hair colour, face shape, clothing, etc) and less about what it looks like when they look like when they are in movement. consider things like their gait, posture, facial expressions, or even specific tics. how do they move when they're on the go and in a rush, compared to when they're confined to a room? how do they position themselves in a bed or on a couch? what does their face tell you about them when they speak? what does it not tell you? a lot of behavior and emotion is not limited to dialogue, but rather how a person composes themselves through body language. you can learn so much about someone by being observant of them even without dialogue. it can be helpful to watch videos or movies and study an actor's movements with all this in mind. i often find myself watching videos with the sound off, just to pay closer attention to body language and try to understand what they are saying without verbal communication.
feel free to reblog if any of this is helpful to you. i maintain the belief that roleplay should always be fun and the best way for me to do that is to treat it like a barbie game. remember that not all character development revolves solely around written words, but rather the environment and details you put into them.
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captain-of-the-spuds-2 · 10 days ago
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Writing Ideas: 200+ Character Quirks
Behavioral Quirks
always wants to sit facing the door
bites lip when thinking or trying to remember something
chain smokes
chews gum all the time
clears throat frequently
eating all of one type of food before moving on to the next item on the plate
flipping hair back over one’s shoulders
grasping a fork or spoon with one’s full fist to eat
jingles keys
laughs very loud
licks lips frequently
makes humming noises
makes very intense eye contact with people
moves around a lot when talking to a group
paces when thinking
points at people when talking to them
prefers to sit on the end of a row rather than between people
sniffs frequently
snorts when laughing
taps chin or nose when thinking
taps fingernails on surfaces
tends to giggle
uses air quotes when talking
very distinctive laugh noises
whistles the tune to songs
Communication Style Quirks
chats nervously when there is lull in conversation
chooses words very carefully; speaks in an exacting way
describes things very precisely
doesn’t speak up unless directly asked a question
embellishes or exaggerates stories or information
enunciates words very precisely
gestures a lot when talking
habitually avoids eye contact
hinting at one wants rather than stating it directly
insists on face-to-face conversations (rather than phone or text)
insists on having the last word
makes up a nickname for everyone
pauses a long time before speaking
restating what other people have already said
speaks in a way such that statements come across like questions
speaks with an accent
talking to oneself
talks very fast
talks with a sing-songy cadence
unreadable facial expressions
uses a particular dialect
very expressive facial expressions
very reserved in demeanor
winks at people when talking to them
Eating- and Drinking- Related Quirks
always orders the same food in a restaurant
barely chews food before swallowing
brings snacks everywhere
burps or belches loudly at the end of meals
constantly talks about dieting
counts the number of chews before swallowing
drinks coffee or tea very frequently
eats while driving the car
extremely delicate eater
grazes throughout the day
makes nasty remarks about other people’s food
makes sure everyone knows they’re vegan
messy eater
only eats organic food
picks food off other people’s plates
prefers junk food to home-cooked meals
pretends to be a dainty eater but pigs out in private
refuses to eat leftovers
snacks excessively
takes huge bites of food
takes other people’s food without asking
tries to win over everyone to their way of eating
tucks a napkin into one’s shirt when eating
wont’ eat in front of other people
won’t eat food that other people cook
Personality Quirks
adrenaline junkie
brags about one’s own accomplishments
high levels of enthusiasm
likes to be the center of attention
makes assumptions about others’ motives
makes snap judgements about other people
needs the approval of others
obsessive about personal hygiene
overly trusting of other people
plans things to the most minute detail
quick to recognize others accomplishments
seeks adventure or new experiences
seeks stability
suspicious or distrustful of others
takes credit for other’s work
tendency to one-up other people’s accomplishments
tendency to pull for the underdog
tendency to react emotionally
tendency to respond objectively
tendency to take things personally
tenderhearted nature
tends to be argumentative just for the sake of arguing
tends to see how things unfold without planning ahead
very outgoing in demeanor
won’t touch people, even to shake hand
Physical Traits and Quirks
a lot of freckles
a lot of tattoos or unusual tattoos
always too cold
always too warm
asymmetrical features
athletic build
different color eyes
distinctive moles
extremely tall or short
lanky build
messy, free-flowing hair
missing or extra appendages
perfectly coiffed hair
red nose
twitchy eye
unique birthmark
unusual color eyes
unusual facial features
unusual hair color
unusual hair style
very long fingernails
weight range
Posture Quirks
crossing legs at the ankle when seated
favors one side vs. the other when standing
frequently shifts from side to side
lays head down on desk or table
leaning back in ones chair
leans in toward people who are speaking
leans on things when standing up
leans to one side when standing
looks straight ahead
propping one’s feet up on furniture
rests head in hands when seated
shifting from one foot to another when standing
shifts or squirms when sitting
sitting with one’s legs crossed
stands or sits extremely still
stands up extremely straight
stands with hands behind back
stands with hands on hips
stands with hyperextended knees
tends to lean away from people
tends to slouch
tends to stretch a lot
tilts head down most of the time
Quirky Movements and Walking Habits
adjusting sleeves frequently
bouncing one’s leg when sitting
bouncy walk
cracking knuckles frequently
determined, purposeful walk
enters rooms hesitantly
extent to which a person’s arms swing when they walk
loose limbed way of walking
meandering walk
often breaks into a jog when walking
picking at nail polish
pulling down on one’s jacket or skirt
pulling sleeves down over one’s hands
scratches one’s head frequently
scratching one’s face
shakes foot when sitting with legs crossed
sidles up to people
takes large steps
takes tiny, mincing steps
tends to push past other people abruptly
tugging a sweater or jacket from left to right
twisting to crack one’s back or next
walks at a very rapid pace
walks with a limp
walks with an even stride
Signature Accessories
always carries an umbrella
always wears a scarf
carries a briefcase everywhere
carries a huge purse
constantly wears a hat
has earbuds in (or headphones on) all the time
is never seen without a certain piece of jewelry
keeps a pocket square in a suit jacket
keeps sunglasses on all the time
never seen without a backpack
totes a pet in one’s purse or other bag
uses a pocket watch
wears a flower in one’s hair
wears a headband
wears a large fitness tracking device
wears a lot of jewelry
wears a nametag
wears an overcoat or other distinctive outerwear
wears bangle bracelets that jingle
wears enormous earrings
wears huge glasses
wears socks with weird patterns or in strange colors
Signature Clothing Style
always looks perfectly pressed
always wears boots
always wears tennis shoes
appears to have been professionally styled
becomes disheveled with very little activity
doesn’t worry about whether clothing items coordinate with each other
dresses in a flashy style
dresses in exercise apparel even when not exercising
dresses in very revealing apparel
overdresses or underdresses for occasions
squeezes into clothing that is to small
wears cheap knock-offs of designer fashions
wears clothes made for much younger people
wears loose fitting clothes
wears only designer labels
wears shorts even when it’s freezing outside
wears socks with sandals
wears stiletto heels all the time
wears the latest styles
wears the same color clothing all the time
wears the same style of clothes all the time
wears very outdated styles
wears wrinkled clothes
Other Quirks to Consider for Characters
answers for other people instead of letting them speak
complains about everything
constantly complains about aches and pains
constantly correcting other people’s grammar
constantly misplaces certain items, like keys or glasses
expects unquestioning loyalty from people
frequently gets hiccups
gets heavily involved in campaigning for political candidates
has hypochondriac tendencies
holds other people to higher standards than themselves
is easily influenced or swayed
makes snap judgements about other people
makes unusual snoring noises
participates in marches and protests
quick to find fault in others
seeks out flattery
seems to turn all conversations political
takes in stray animals frequently
tends to look for the bright side in every situation
tends to make biased remarks about others
Source ⚜ More: References ⚜ Writing Resources PDFs 600+ Personality Traits ⚜ 170 Quirks ⚜ 100 Sensory Words
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captain-of-the-spuds-2 · 10 days ago
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i think its sooooo important to have your ocs suck in little mundane ways. and i DONT mean that they shouldnt be cool awesome mary sues with a bajillion powers! i mean you gotta give them cringefail interests. embarrassing memories. bad taste in music. there is something fantastic and immaculate about a pink-haired magical catgirl who is the savior of the world AND who got scurvy in college because she cant feed herself and she drives a pt cruiser covered in sanrio decals.
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captain-of-the-spuds-2 · 10 days ago
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Rereading Batgirl (2000) and it really is crazy how DC struck gold with such a strong ongoing centering a complex and nuanced protagonist, with strong ties to other characters in the mythos, and an interesting take on morality filtered through her trauma and guilt, and her deep desire to do good. And then just threw all that out for seemingly no reason other than racism and misogyny and let Cassandra’s character be neglected for years.
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captain-of-the-spuds-2 · 10 days ago
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The justice league sees Batman periodically updating a database of his, at the oddest of times, and naturally they think it's got something to do with his contingency plans or a dataset about the Gotham rogues, but in reality it's just him keeping record of his many children's changing tastes
Superman: Woah, he's writing down with such concentration, wonder what could be in there, maybe a new villain in Gotham?
Bruce, writing: "Dick has refused his favourite Pb&J five mornings in a row. Delete from favourites. Ask for new favourite food."
"Jason didn't seem as Eager to read the new book by his favourite author, put it in neutral category."
"Tim chose a green shirt instead of a red one at the mall today. More research needed."
"Cass listened to arctic monkeys on repeat this week. Update to favourites."
"Duke expressed an interest in slam poetry and called band practice lame. Put poetry in favourites and band in neutral."
"Damian watched Bluey for a total of 50 hours this week. Update to favourites."
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captain-of-the-spuds-2 · 10 days ago
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Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer
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wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?
Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)
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Happy birthday, Tim 🥰
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captain-of-the-spuds-2 · 10 days ago
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yes we all know about medieval jesters waging psychological warfare in times of combat, but wait there’s more!
at the beginning of battles they would ride in on horseback, juggling swords or lances, and taunt & bait  the opposition. soldiers would get so angry they would break rank & weaken formations just to try to kill the fool
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captain-of-the-spuds-2 · 11 days ago
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Hi! Ola reached out to me to ask for help for her and her family! Consider donating if you can <3
They're at $70,856 / 85,000 and are very close to reaching their goal! Donations have been stagnating recently so if you want to contribute to their campaign, this is the gfm link
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