#source:thomas sanders

[blacksurvivalnostalgichanges]

Nicky:(raking Disney movies) Ichabod and Mr. Toad. Given the fact that Ichabod dies, C.

Eleven:But it has such a good ride at Disneyland!

Nicky:Never ridden it, wouldn't know.

Eleven:You go to hell and the ride ends.

Nicky:

Nicky:Is that for fucking real??

Eleven:Yeah yeah yeah.

Nicky:You go to HELL?

Eleven:Yeah, he dies.

Nicky:HE DIES AND GOES TO HELL?

Eleven:Yeah, you're in the car, you get hit in the car, you go to the judge, you die, you go to hell, and then the ride ends!

Nicky:This is that- does that happen in the cartoon?

Eleven:I don't remember...

Nicky:Well. It is not my cup of tea, but it does feel rather metal.

[weirdkev27]

Cornelia:*as Beetle kidnaps her* Help!

Flower Prince: Never fear, for I-

Nutalia: I got this. *punches Beetle*

Cornelia: *squees*

*As Cornelia and Nutalia walk off into the sunset*

Flower Prince: Oh that’s sweet!

Beetle: That’s beautiful!

[incorrect-deltarune]

Kris: *walks in on Susie reading Harry Potter while wearing Hogwarts robes*

Susie: oh sweet McGonnag--HI! Uh, it's not what it looks like...ha...I only do this all the time--what?!?

[kiwifruit67]

Keith: Hey

Lance: Sorry, first date jitters um

Keith: it's ok don't worry about it, what do you wanna do tonight?

Lance: Well, I figured maybe we could start by me listing out all the reasons why your wrong for being interested in me *Pulls out list* Number one, you said my smile was great, it's not *giggles* it's really not um and then-

[stardust-revengers]

Harrison: I am so useless.

Tom: Don’t you dare.

Harrison: I cannot do anything right.

Tom: Shut up!

Harrison: I am just not good enough.

Tom: I WILL PUNCH YOU WITH FRIENDSHIP!

[spinedmicrathena]

You only help to lift me up, you sweet and sour misunderstood shadowling

Will to Nico, probably

[incorrectaphmauquotes]

Zianna:Well Zane was an odd child.

*24 years earlier*

Garte:I've got your nose Zane!

Zane:Ah yes Father... I have your wallet! *Takes off running*

Garte:Aw- Wait what?

[ithinkimdying420]

Coran:Storytime! In every group of friends, there's the dumb one.

All the paladins point at Lance.

Lance:..really?

[ghoststudiosdeadblog]

*recording with phone*

Lloyd: Storytime!

*walks into a room with all the ninja plus Skylor*

Lloyd: Everyone in this room is entirely straight.

*a bit of a pause*

Lloyd: April fools.

Cole: *At the same time* FAKE NEWS!

[blacksurvivalnostalgichanges]

JP:Story time! 

JP:Everyone in this room was straight. 

Jenny: 

Fiora: 

Alex: 

Hyunwoo: 

JP:April fools! 

Alex:Good.

[weirdkev27]

Huey:*down the stairs with Dewey and Louie* what is with the smoke?

Della: Maybe it's because of my HOT mixed tape!

*Huey and Louie look annoyed as Dewey smiles*

Della: ...Also I set the kitchen on fire again.

HDL:*scream*

[weirdkev27]

Lena: I am so useless.

Webby: Don't you dare.

Lena: I cannot do anything right.

Webby: Shut up!

Lena: I am just not good enough.

Webby: I WILL PUNCH YOU WITH FRIENDSHIP!

[blacksurvivalnostalgichanges]

Fiora:Hello? (in a phone call)

Jenny:I miss you~ 

Fiora:I see you every day. 

Jenny:I know, but still. 

Fiora:You literally called a minute ago. 

Jenny:I know but still. 

Fiora:We’re in the same room. 

Jenny:I know, but still-

[blacksurvivalnostalgichanges]

JP:*approaches* In every friend group, there’s the dumb one.

Barbara, Arda, and Li Dailin:*point at Silvia*

[blacksurvivalnostalgichanges]

Eleven:Aww, we got the same quiz result~

Nicky:Aw, dang it! I didn’t want this one!

Eleven:”you’re always ready to fight but you hate confrontation” ....i’m never ready to fight?

Nicky:I don’t hate confrontation.

[incorrectaphmauquotes]

I'm gonna drive you..... To the shoe store! Because you deserve some sweet kicks!"

Garroth to Kim (Every Mall Day)