#source:ordem paranormal desconjuração

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Luke:You'll have to dodge these little guys- no, actually, they'd have moved down. You don't have to dodge them yet, they're headed towards Hyejin.

Nicky:I get roughly here, close to the coin on the floor?

Luke:A bit behind it.

Nicky:Can I toss it to Isol?

Luke:The human ashes?

Nicky:

Nicky:I can do anything I set my mind to.

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Luke:Your turn, Nicky.

Nicky:I can't do anything, right?

Luke:You are paralyzed. Rio.

Nicky:Wait, can I talk?

Luke:Not really. I'll let you talk with paralyzed roleplay!

Nicky:(body stiff as a rock) NnnnNnnnnghhg HhhhheHHhhllp!!

Eleven:Nicky! What's wrong!

Nicky:HHhhHHHHaAAarghHH!!

Luke:Yeah, that'll do it!

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Luke:Isol, your duplicate will now shoot you. Dodge?

Isol:Dodge. (rolls dice) I failed twice.

Luke:You’re taking two shots. First one is seven damage, second one is... eight. Fifteen total, is that over half your health?

Isol:Yes.

Luke:Turn on the seriously injured debuff.

Hyejin:I can’t believe this. He’s created the strongest monster yet.

Luke:(laughing) Isol!

Isol:I really hate myself right now.

Hyunwoo:Yeah, me too! You shot me three times!

Hyejin:Well, we know his weakness. Throw a door at him.

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Hyunwoo:Hey, Isol? Come over here? You’re pretty far away!

Isol:I’m coming. (He starts walking towards him.)

Hyunwoo:You didn’t answer my texts!

Isol:What the- YOU didn’t answer mine!

Hyunwoo:I didn’t- (He checks his phone, seeing there was no signal.) Oh. Sorry.

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Jenny:You should’ve learned how to do that already. Can’t believe this. (She leaves the room.)

Isol:(mimicking her voice) ”You should’ve learned how to do that already.”

Hyunwoo:Hey, Isol?

Isol:What is it?

Hyunwoo:Smile.

Isol:....what?

Hyunwoo:Just do it.

(Isol smiles.)

Hyunwoo:Now raise your eyebrows.

(Isol completely loses his facial expression and starts looking confused.)

Hyunwoo:No, no, do it again. Trust me on this.

Isol:Why do you want me to do this?

Hyunwoo:Trust me, Isol.

Isol:Jesus fucking.... (He smiles then raises his eyebrows.)

Hyunwoo:Now stop smiling but keep the eyebrows.

Isol:(does just that) Uh-huh.

Hyunwoo:That’s her facial expression.

Isol:Of course. You were teaching me the resting bitch face.

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Isol:I kept thinking that, in the end, all I could do was survive alone. So I made up this stupid name to... I don’t know. Make sure no one genuinely connected to me. But now we’ve gone through so much.

Hyunwoo:I think that... you connecting to us is what makes you stronger.

Isol:I guess. A dumb name can’t make me stop feeling afraid. Or sad.

Hyunwoo:I don’t think your name’s dumb. But I wouldn’t mind calling you by your actual name, if you want me to.

Isol:It’s whatever. You can call me by whatever you want.

Hyunwoo:Then I’m calling you AK-47.

Isol:Pfft. That works, I guess.

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Isol:I shouldn’t try to shoot this into opening. If I damage the elevator itself or the wiring in it, we’re screwed.

Hyunwoo:Wait, didn’t you have a grenade?

Isol:

Isol:Hyunwoo, if a gunshot would-

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Luke:Roll constitution to see if you wake up?

Hyunwoo:(rolls) Failure. I have eighteen constituition and failed!

Isol:Thank god.

Hyunwoo:....come on.

Isol:You tried to fight with one HP like you’re trying to kamikaze! You better not wake up!

. . .

Luke:Hyunwoo, your turn, roll constituition again, with advantage since Hyejin performed first aid.

Yuki:(quietly chanting) Fail, fail, fail, fail.....

Hyunwoo:First one’s a failure- (Yuki and Nicky smile in excitement, and Hyejin quietly goes “yesss”) Guys, I wanna wake up.

Eleven:Nah!

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Isol:Damn it! Why did you shove yourself in front of me? You could’ve died!

Hyejin:I just... didn’t want to lose anyone else.

Hyunwoo:She shoved herself in for the same reason you would’ve.

Isol:You’re not the one who’s supposed to protect others!

Hyunwoo:Well, you’re not the one who chooses. (He walks away.)

Isol:Damn this bastard. I hate it when he makes good arguments.

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Sissela:W... whose... blood is that?

Hyunwoo:One of our allies’.

Sissela:That’s... so much.

Isol:You should take your finger off the trigger.

Sissela:(adjusts the way she’s holding the gun, trembling a little) Ah. Sorry.

Isol:Don’t worry about it.

Hyunwoo:Yeah, he’s really trigger-happy too.

Sissela:I noticed that.... He pointed it at me the moment he saw me.

Isol:I don’t shoot anything I don’t have to.

Hyunwoo:Uh-huh. (holding back laughter) Th... the coffin disagrees.

Isol:That’s an inanimate object! It doesn’t count!

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Yuki:This isn’t good, this isn’t good. This number 4 key is gonna bring us bad luck. I don’t like the number four.

Hyunwoo:Yuki? Breathe.

Yuki:I’m breathing normally. My lungs are fine.

Hyejin:Whatever happens, we’ll take care of it. Okay?

Isol:The key’s bad luck because it’s four? If you count, we’re a group of four.

Hyunwoo:

Hyejin:

Yuki:

Yuki:Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god-

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(walking around in the digital tabletop post-final session)

Hyunwoo:It’s very important we both clarify how we slept when we were over at the base. Exactly like this. Same bed.

Isol:But sometimes I got too warm so I went over to the foot of the bed.

Hyunwoo:Like a cat.

Yuki:Where’s my son! I lost him!

Nicky:This is how we’re gonna defeat him next time, I’m going to turn very very small and enter the big bad’s ear.

Rio:Yuki, you’re too close! (turns her miniature into the version wielding a weapon) I’m going to shoot you if you get any closer!

Eleven:Hey, Rio! We never got to meet!

Rio:Yes. My scoliosis is really acting up.

Isol:You two should stop fanfic-ing. Anyway, if you guys need me, I’ll be getting a tattoo from Agatha.

(Eleven makes her miniature small, and puts it on Nicky’s minature’s shoulder, which is now as big as a room.)

Luke:So this is why I had this feeling I should never open up the tabletop before the sessions started.

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Isol:....glad you’re okay.

Hyunwoo:I’m real grateful that you said that, thought you were going to scold me again.

Isol:Tsk, you still got hurt.

Hyunwoo:Hey, you helped patch me up and now I’m all healed up. We’re a good team.

Isol:Yeah, the one thing this team is missing is Yuki. (He leaves annoyed.)

Hyunwoo:Aw, he is what’s missing.

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Lenox:(on the phone with them) You guys are hungry? I’ll bring food then, you have to eat.

Luke:That’d be nice. Bring gum, if you can? For Isol.

Isol:I don’t want- (Luke shushes him) Why would I want- (Luke shushes him again, and he sighs, pulling Luke’s hand down to talk into the phone) Lenox, don’t forget your gun.

Lenox:Of course, who do you think I am?

Rozzi:Can she bring a motion sensor?

Luke:Can you bring a motion sensor?

Lenox:Sure, I can get that.

Luke:Put it on Rozzi’s tab.

Lenox:Okay. ‘Motion sensor’....

Rozzi:Wh.... Luke, I don’t have any money.

Luke:I’ll just complete the tab. Don’t worry.

Isol:Why put it in her tab if you’re just gonna pay it anyway??

Laura:Spongebob lending Patrick money for soap.

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Yuki:What’s in this closet?

Luke:You don’t find anything, it’s empty. But it can fit a person, you could hide inside it. If you had to, of course.

Yuki:Okay. I’ll check the bed.

Isol:(mocking voice) There’s a space under the bed you could use to hide, if you had to, of course.

Luke:You don’t see much in particular in the bed, aside from noticing it’s a bit dusty.

Yuki:And under the bed?

Luke:Nothing there either. But you could definitely hide under the bed, if you had to, of course!