#source:ordem paranormal desconjuração

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Luke:You'll have to dodge these little guys- no, actually, they'd have moved down. You don't have to dodge them yet, they're headed towards Hyejin.

Nicky:I get roughly here, close to the coin on the floor?

Luke:A bit behind it.

Nicky:Can I toss it to Isol?

Luke:The human ashes?

Nicky:

Nicky:I can do anything I set my mind to.

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Luke:Your turn, Nicky.

Nicky:I can't do anything, right?

Luke:You are paralyzed. Rio.

Nicky:Wait, can I talk?

Luke:Not really. I'll let you talk with paralyzed roleplay!

Nicky:(body stiff as a rock) NnnnNnnnnghhg HhhhheHHhhllp!!

Eleven:Nicky! What's wrong!

Nicky:HHhhHHHHaAAarghHH!!

Luke:Yeah, that'll do it!

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Luke:Isol, your duplicate will now shoot you. Dodge?

Isol:Dodge. (rolls dice) I failed twice.

Luke:You’re taking two shots. First one is seven damage, second one is... eight. Fifteen total, is that over half your health?

Isol:Yes.

Luke:Turn on the seriously injured debuff.

Hyejin:I can’t believe this. He’s created the strongest monster yet.

Luke:(laughing) Isol!

Isol:I really hate myself right now.

Hyunwoo:Yeah, me too! You shot me three times!

Hyejin:Well, we know his weakness. Throw a door at him.

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Hyunwoo:Hey, Isol? Come over here? You’re pretty far away!

Isol:I’m coming. (He starts walking towards him.)

Hyunwoo:You didn’t answer my texts!

Isol:What the- YOU didn’t answer mine!

Hyunwoo:I didn’t- (He checks his phone, seeing there was no signal.) Oh. Sorry.

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Jenny:You should’ve learned how to do that already. Can’t believe this. (She leaves the room.)

Isol:(mimicking her voice) ”You should’ve learned how to do that already.”

Hyunwoo:Hey, Isol?

Isol:What is it?

Hyunwoo:Smile.

Isol:....what?

Hyunwoo:Just do it.

(Isol smiles.)

Hyunwoo:Now raise your eyebrows.

(Isol completely loses his facial expression and starts looking confused.)

Hyunwoo:No, no, do it again. Trust me on this.

Isol:Why do you want me to do this?

Hyunwoo:Trust me, Isol.

Isol:Jesus fucking.... (He smiles then raises his eyebrows.)

Hyunwoo:Now stop smiling but keep the eyebrows.

Isol:(does just that) Uh-huh.

Hyunwoo:That’s her facial expression.

Isol:Of course. You were teaching me the resting bitch face.

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Isol:I kept thinking that, in the end, all I could do was survive alone. So I made up this stupid name to... I don’t know. Make sure no one genuinely connected to me. But now we’ve gone through so much.

Hyunwoo:I think that... you connecting to us is what makes you stronger.

Isol:I guess. A dumb name can’t make me stop feeling afraid. Or sad.

Hyunwoo:I don’t think your name’s dumb. But I wouldn’t mind calling you by your actual name, if you want me to.

Isol:It’s whatever. You can call me by whatever you want.

Hyunwoo:Then I’m calling you AK-47.

Isol:Pfft. That works, I guess.

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Isol:I shouldn’t try to shoot this into opening. If I damage the elevator itself or the wiring in it, we’re screwed.

Hyunwoo:Wait, didn’t you have a grenade?

Isol:

Isol:Hyunwoo, if a gunshot would-

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Luke:Roll constitution to see if you wake up?

Hyunwoo:(rolls) Failure. I have eighteen constituition and failed!

Isol:Thank god.

Hyunwoo:....come on.

Isol:You tried to fight with one HP like you’re trying to kamikaze! You better not wake up!

. . .

Luke:Hyunwoo, your turn, roll constituition again, with advantage since Hyejin performed first aid.

Yuki:(quietly chanting) Fail, fail, fail, fail.....

Hyunwoo:First one’s a failure- (Yuki and Nicky smile in excitement, and Hyejin quietly goes “yesss”) Guys, I wanna wake up.

Eleven:Nah!

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Adela:How’d it go?

Rozzi:The building across has children, apparently. Must be home alone. They wouldn’t listen to us at all, Alex even tried to talk them out of it but it didn’t work.

Alex:Not sure what went wrong.

Adela:(inhales) I believe that maybe it’s the fact that you’re strangers, with one of you carrying a gun and having half of your face burned and the other looking like he came out of the Matrix that threw them off.

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Isol:Damn it! Why did you shove yourself in front of me? You could’ve died!

Hyejin:I just... didn’t want to lose anyone else.

Hyunwoo:She shoved herself in for the same reason you would’ve.

Isol:You’re not the one who’s supposed to protect others!

Hyunwoo:Well, you’re not the one who chooses. (He walks away.)

Isol:Damn this bastard. I hate it when he makes good arguments.

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Sissela:W... whose... blood is that?

Hyunwoo:One of our allies’.

Sissela:That’s... so much.

Isol:You should take your finger off the trigger.

Sissela:(adjusts the way she’s holding the gun, trembling a little) Ah. Sorry.

Isol:Don’t worry about it.

Hyunwoo:Yeah, he’s really trigger-happy too.

Sissela:I noticed that.... He pointed it at me the moment he saw me.

Isol:I don’t shoot anything I don’t have to.

Hyunwoo:Uh-huh. (holding back laughter) Th... the coffin disagrees.

Isol:That’s an inanimate object! It doesn’t count!

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Yuki:This isn’t good, this isn’t good. This number 4 key is gonna bring us bad luck. I don’t like the number four.

Hyunwoo:Yuki? Breathe.

Yuki:I’m breathing normally. My lungs are fine.

Hyejin:Whatever happens, we’ll take care of it. Okay?

Isol:The key’s bad luck because it’s four? If you count, we’re a group of four.

Hyunwoo:

Hyejin:

Yuki:

Yuki:Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god-

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(walking around in the digital tabletop post-final session)

Hyunwoo:It’s very important we both clarify how we slept when we were over at the base. Exactly like this. Same bed.

Isol:But sometimes I got too warm so I went over to the foot of the bed.

Hyunwoo:Like a cat.

Yuki:Where’s my son! I lost him!

Nicky:This is how we’re gonna defeat him next time, I’m going to turn very very small and enter the big bad’s ear.

Rio:Yuki, you’re too close! (turns her miniature into the version wielding a weapon) I’m going to shoot you if you get any closer!

Eleven:Hey, Rio! We never got to meet!

Rio:Yes. My scoliosis is really acting up.

Isol:You two should stop fanfic-ing. Anyway, if you guys need me, I’ll be getting a tattoo from Agatha.

(Eleven makes her miniature small, and puts it on Nicky’s minature’s shoulder, which is now as big as a room.)

Luke:So this is why I had this feeling I should never open up the tabletop before the sessions started.

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Isol:....glad you’re okay.

Hyunwoo:I’m real grateful that you said that, thought you were going to scold me again.

Isol:Tsk, you still got hurt.

Hyunwoo:Hey, you helped patch me up and now I’m all healed up. We’re a good team.

Isol:Yeah, the one thing this team is missing is Yuki. (He leaves annoyed.)

Hyunwoo:Aw, he is what’s missing.

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Lenox:(on the phone with them) You guys are hungry? I’ll bring food then, you have to eat.

Luke:That’d be nice. Bring gum, if you can? For Isol.

Isol:I don’t want- (Luke shushes him) Why would I want- (Luke shushes him again, and he sighs, pulling Luke’s hand down to talk into the phone) Lenox, don’t forget your gun.

Lenox:Of course, who do you think I am?

Rozzi:Can she bring a motion sensor?

Luke:Can you bring a motion sensor?

Lenox:Sure, I can get that.

Luke:Put it on Rozzi’s tab.

Lenox:Okay. ‘Motion sensor’....

Rozzi:Wh.... Luke, I don’t have any money.

Luke:I’ll just complete the tab. Don’t worry.

Isol:Why put it in her tab if you’re just gonna pay it anyway??

Laura:Spongebob lending Patrick money for soap.

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Yuki:What’s in this closet?

Luke:You don’t find anything, it’s empty. But it can fit a person, you could hide inside it. If you had to, of course.

Yuki:Okay. I’ll check the bed.

Isol:(mocking voice) There’s a space under the bed you could use to hide, if you had to, of course.

Luke:You don’t see much in particular in the bed, aside from noticing it’s a bit dusty.

Yuki:And under the bed?

Luke:Nothing there either. But you could definitely hide under the bed, if you had to, of course!