#source:ordem paranormal desconjuracao

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Luke:”A surprise for us, an answer for you all. I will allow you all one question. You can ask me anything, but only once.”

Hyunwoo:I poke Isol and whisper to him. “Isol, did you see what just happened?”

Isol:”Yeah, but I’m not getting it.”

Hyejin:”Where’s everyone else, they were here just now...”

Yuki:”Guys, be careful not to ask any questions until we decide the one we want to ask.”

Hyunwoo:”You got any suggestions?”

(Luke smiles.)

Luke:”No.” You hear the answer. Your vision becomes blurrier and blurrier...

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Luke:Nicky, your turn.

Nicky:I dash to the toy box!

Luke:Roll find.

Nicky:A good success.

Luke:At first it’d hard to find, there’s a lot of plushies, but since you rolled a good success, you can distinguish between them the body of a bunny plushie.

Nicky:I’m gonna inflate my lungs as much as I can, and yell out “I FOUND IT!!!!”

(Everyone around her recoils from the very, very loud scream.)

Luke:I was gonna ask you to roll constitution, but that noise complaint we’re gonna get compels me to let everyone hear it!

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Alex:You’re going to the market?

Luke:Yup! You want anything?

Alex:I found this money on one of the guys we took out. Get me something.

(He hands him five hundred dollars.)

Luke:

Luke:

Luke:Want me to get you a microwave?

Alex:Just bring me back the change then.

Luke:The change. You could’ve just given me fifty.

Alex:Please, I don’t know where to put this money.

. . .

Luke:(comes back) Here’s the change. 450.

Alex:Oh, you can keep it.

Luke:It’s your money, Alex.

Alex:I don’t have anywhere to put it!

Luke:Alex, you have so many pockets!

Alex:They’re- they’re aesthetic!

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Sua:(roleplaying as the villain in an RPG session) Can I attack twice with a mind-controlled character?

Luke:Depends. Rozzi has two pistols, so she could since her attack is two shots by default, but that’d be unlikely with, say, Isol, who wields a machinegun and shoots at one target per turn.

Sua:I’d like to mind-control Rozzi then. Make her aim each gun at one person and shoot.

Luke:Alright. You still have your attack, would you like to close the round off?

Sua:I can still attack?

Luke:Yes. You could swing your weapon at them and make her shoot last to finish it off- I should stop giving you ideas on how to kill them.

Sua:I’ll do that!

Luke:Hoo boy, I didn’t give them a lot of HP.....

Isol:Someone needs to take care of Luke’s loose lips or we’re gonna start dying.

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Rozzi:(showing the kids around) -And that’s the arcade machine Alex never leaves.

Eleven:Oooooh, is that Tetris?

Rozzi:Yes.

Eleven:I’m not very good at it.

Rozzi:Don’t worry, I’m not good at it either.

Adela:Alex isn’t good at it, too.

Alex:Never say that again, Adela.

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Luke:(DMing a session, mid-fight) Hyejin, your turn.

Hyejin:I’ll try to crawl towards this guy and steal his gun.

Luke:You don’t have a flashlight, so you may not have seen him die.

Hyejin:Ah. Can I at least roll something to see if i noticed it otherwise?

Luke:Roll a find.

Isol:Make them melt, dude, I don’t know! You can do rituals, throw a cross on him!

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Celine:(mid-fight in an RPG session) Could I crouch slightly so I can shoot upwards?

Luke:Yeah, but why?

Celine:I want to try and get both the doorman and the cultist with one shot.

Luke:If you get a crit success, I’ll allow it!

Celine:Hell yes.

Jenny:We haven’t been very lucky though, I doubt it.

William:No, no. Trust.

(She rolls an 18.)

Luke:No way!

William:See? Trust.

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(middle of a D&D session where they’re fighting a monster)

Luke:Alright, what’s your action?

Hyunwoo:I’m going to shoot the monster, saying “Get off of my friend!”

Yuki:Awww. That’s nice of you.

Hyunwoo:(rolls) .......two.

Luke:The bullet misses for sure.... it goes through the other bullet hole, hitting Rio- no, I’m kidding. It goes towards the wall.

Nicky:”I’m gonna save my friend!” Immediately kills Rio.

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Luke:The cultist with the wooden stick is going to try and attack you.

Hyunwoo:Counterattack. No question. (He rolls a d20.) 7, success. Can I kick him?

Luke:Cool! (He tries to find that character’s attributes for a few seconds, then rolls dice.)

Hyunwoo:Miss, miss, miss, miss-

Luke:Boy. He- ha, he lunges at you, but he trips on the floorboard, letting go of his weapon and creating an opening for you to kick him in the guts. Natural one.

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Luke:Hyunwoo, your turn. You’re awake.

Hyunwoo:I walk into the room, pissed.

Nicky:Oh, you are NOT getting in!

Hyejin:I’m gonna help her hold him back.

Luke:You two have an advantage, Hyunwoo just rolls normally.

Hyunwoo:Why are you doing this.

Hyejin:Good success, and normal success.

Hyunwoo:Normal success.

Nicky:Normal success.

Luke:You two win, but you’re spending your actions for this.

Nicky:Yeah, all right.

Hyunwoo:”Let me- go-”

Hyejin:Hey, Luke? Could I maybe roll medicine to determine where I could hit Hyunwoo to make him pass out?

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Hyejin:There probably isn’t an electrical plug here, right?

Luke:Roll luck.

Hyejin:11, failed. So no.

Luke:Nope.

Hyunwoo:But they have to charge the zombies!

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Hyunwoo:”She said it wasn’t time, but now I think it’s time!” I run to that one room with the door that was stuck.

Luke:Everyone else coming? (No one raises an objection.) Okay. You get there, and nothing in particular seems to have changed.

Nicky:”Wait, the laptop must’ve charged!”

Hyunwoo:S... so we’re going there?

Yuki:Is it charged?

Luke:It’s charged, it turns on. But! It’s asking for a password. The username is “Heitor S.”

Nicky:”Maybe the password is in his room?”

Hyunwoo:”Might be, we could go double-check.”

Luke:You all go together? Are you guys- (cracking up) are you guys gonna go in a group like scooby doo?

Yuki:Okay, okay, I’ll stay here.

Luke:I’m not complaining, just asking about the formation!

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Yuki:What’s in this closet?

Luke:You don’t find anything, it’s empty. But it can fit a person, you could hide inside it. If you had to, of course.

Yuki:Okay. I’ll check the bed.

Isol:(mocking voice) There’s a space under the bed you could use to hide, if you had to, of course.

Luke:You don’t see much in particular in the bed, aside from noticing it’s a bit dusty.

Yuki:And under the bed?

Luke:Nothing there either. But you could definitely hide under the bed, if you had to, of course!