#source: tsutomi-goshiki on tumblr

[incorrectseijouquotes]

Iwaizumi: i hate you Oikawa: wow, well, guess what? i hate you too Matsukawa, in a narrator voice: they actually want to bone each other soooo bad

[daiyanoace-incorrect-quotes]

Sawamura: I have something to ask.

Miyuki, looking at his watch: We should hurry up, but sure, okay, go ahead.

Sawamura: I’d like to know if you actually… like me.

Miyuki:

Miyuki: Babe, we’ve been together for 7 years and we’re getting married in 10 minutes.

[elvencantation]

Nie Huaisang: *runs into a glass door and knocks himself out*

Jiang Cheng: *turns around and walks away*

Wei Wuxian: isn’t that your boyfriend?

Jiang Cheng, hissing: shh! lower your voice!

[incorrect-inkworld-quotes]

Elinor: Life is so hard.

Elinor: *takes out a cigarette*

Darius: I didn’t know you smoked.

Elinor: *eats half of it* It’s chocolate.

[asakuracchi]

Junhoe, approaching Jinhwan on his first day in YG: (Pff, look at this pipsqueak. So fucking small.)

Junhoe: Hey, how's the weather down there?

Jinhwan: *looks up at Junhoe*

Junhoe: *sees little birds and hearts flying around Jinhwan's face* hOLY SHIT

[dl-incorrect-quotes]

Ocarina: are you alright?

Mask, with awful eye bags, sipping his 6th coffee at 7am: em great

source: tumblr user tsutomi-goshiki

[sariahsue]

Cat Noir: [runs into a glass door and knocks himself out]

Ladybug: [turns around and walks away]

Carapace: Isn’t that your boyfriend?

Ladybug, hissing: Shh! Lower your voice!

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Tony, knocking on his neighbor’s door: I’m gonna tell him he’s got to stop. He can’t keep stealing our wi-fi. It’s unbelievable.

Rhodey: Yeah, I’ve been changing the password twice a month! Twice a month! Nope. We gotta tell him. *the door opens*

Tony: LISTEN, YOU-

Stephen: Yes?

Tony: *stares at Stephen*

Stephen: *is cute*

Tony: -can keep stealing our wi-fi. There’s really no problem.

Rhodey: WHAT.

[incorrect-clexa]

Clarke: *slowly sipping her tea*

Lexa: *is solving crosswords* sometimes annoying, but still manages to be somewhat adorable and is always incredibly beautiful.

Lexa: *says Clarke’s name*

Lexa: It fits.

Clarke: *chokes on her drink while blushing furiously*

[thebulletinhamilton-quotes]

Alex: *yawns*

Thomas: Yeah, being pretty must be tiring

Alex: *tilts his head* then you must beyond exhausted

Thomas: *function has stopped working, Thomas.exe has collapsed*

[incorrectccquotes]

Aleks: life is so hard

Aleks: *takes out a cigarette*

Alec: i didn’t know you smoked

Aleks: *eats half of it* it’s chocolate

[salarry-imagines]

Larry: I told you all he was bad news. I didn't like him from the start.

Sal: Well, how can we trust your judgement? You don't like anyone.

Larry, blinks in confusion: False. I like you?

Sal, blinks back in confusion: Y-you do?

Todd, sighs: Years and years of having your heads up your asses and you decide to take them out now, when there are lives at stake??? When our lives are at stake???

[incorrect-sabriel-quotes]

Gabriel: *has a black eye*

Sam: *looks at him sternly* WHAT DID YOU DO?! NO, DON’T ANSWER THAT. I DON’T WANT TO KNOW. BUT! LET ME JUST TELL YOU THAT I’M VERY DISAPPOINTED. I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU! YOU-

Gabriel: I'm sorry

Sam:

Gabriel:

Sam: *clears throat* Did you win?

Gabriel: Of course

[wesimpforxiao]

Okay but imagine these...

I found some awesome tumblr otp prompts (Person A to Person B) that I thought would fit some genshin characters perfectly (credits in parentheses; from tumblr)

From tsutomi-goshiki:

You:  *yawns*

Childe:  yeah, being pretty must be tiring

You:  *tilts head* then you must be exhausted

Childe: *blushes furiously*

From halleydoedog:

Childe would be the one to take you laser tagging, push you into a corner, and kiss you.  Then he’d shoot you and walk away without a second thought.  CHANGE MY MIND, YOU KNOW I’M RIGHT.

From an unknown source:

Zhongli: why do people keep asking me who tops and who bottoms? We don’t have bunk beds.

Childe:  sWEETIE NO

Also from an unknown source and modified:

Xiao:  I have returned

You: Welcome back! Do you want lunch...or do you want me?”

Xiao:  Almond tofu.

You:  *angry grumbling*

[fandoms-and-randoms-24-7]

During ‘A Winter’s Ball’ (Based on tsutomi-goshiki’s post)

Alexander: *finger gunning Burr* Hey. *leaves*

John: *watches Alex leave, depressed about the Hetero-song™, but still smitten* *whispers* He’s so cool...

Hercules: ...

Lafayette: ...You have such low standards, mon amie.

[incorrect-sabriel-quotes]

Sam: See? Unisex.

Gabriel: Maybe you need sex. I certainly don’t

Sam: No, you don’t get it. U-N-I-sex.

Gabriel: ….okay, I can’t say no to that.