#source: top gun: maverick
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verycorrectslugterraquotes · 5 months ago
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Quintin: The end is inevitable, Eli Shane. Your slugs are headed for extinction.
Eli: Maybe so. But not today.
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amostexcellentblog · 1 year ago
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Maverick: *Walks in and puts a human skull on the table where Hangman and Coyote are sitting*
Coyote: Uhhh... Mav?
Maverick: What?
Coyote: The skull?
Maverick: Oh yeah, that's Ice's.
Hangman: *lurches back* OH MY GOD!!!
Maverick: No, it's not Ice, it belonged to Ice. He'd put it out every Christmas to remind us that even though it's the holidays, people still die.
Maverick: Plus, you can put candy in it!
Rooster: *Enters* Hey guys... Aww, the Christmas candy skull! You remembered!
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incorrecttwsted · 1 month ago
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sleepy-hyperfixations · 28 days ago
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Mav: We’re enemies.
Ice: We have a child.
Mav: A protégé.
Ice, holding baby Bradley: He's 3.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 9 months ago
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Natasha: Y/N, what the hell were you thinking?!
Y/N: YOU TOLD ME NOT TO THINK!
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wearerandomlyyours · 9 months ago
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Mav: It's a moo point.
Ice: ....a what?
Mav: You know, a moo point!
Mav: It doesn't matter, like a cow's opinion.
Mav: It's moo.
Ice: *long pause*
Ice: *turns to Slider* Have I been living with him for too long, or did that just make sense?
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military-newsboys · 2 months ago
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Ice: Where’s Mav?
Cyclone: Don’t worry about Maverick.
Ice: Oh, I’m sorry. Have you met me?
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alicentsstark · 5 months ago
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Slider: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! Maverick: Uh... What's up with Slider? Ice: He's trying to yell mental health and well-being into all of us. Slider: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! Merlin, wiping away a tear: It's working.
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wade-winston-wilson · 4 months ago
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Slider: You're going on a date with that little shit Maverick? Iceman: He's very charming. Slider: I know! He's too charming. But if you two start going out, then it's gonna make it so much harder for me to hate him. Iceman: Well, you're just going to have to try.
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pl3as3hangup · 5 months ago
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after the whole charlie disaster mav then went on to acquire carnal knowledge of ice
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verycorrectslugterraquotes · 5 months ago
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During their farewell:
Junjie: Thank you, Eli, for everything.
Eli: One last thing, who's the better Slug Fu Master, you or me?
Junjie: This is a nice moment, let's not ruin it.
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of-many-incorrect-quotes · 1 year ago
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Jake: *after meeting Y/N for the first time* Our children will be smart and beautiful
Bradley: Not to mention imaginary
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amostexcellentblog · 1 month ago
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Maverick: Dearest goosiest Nick, Carole, and Gosling...
Iceman: My dear father...
Maverick & Iceman: There's been some confusion over rooming on the carrier...
Iceman: But of course, I'll rise above it...
Maverick: But of course, I won't cause any collateral damage...
Maverick & Iceman: For I know that's how you'd want me to respond. Yes, there's been some confusion, for you see, my bunkmate is...
Iceman: ...Unusually and exceedingly peculiar, and altogether quite impossible to describe.
Maverick: ...Blonde.
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[During the first briefing]
Maverick: Any questions?
Hangman: *raises his hand*
Maverick: Yes. The guy Bradley has a crush on.
Dagger Squad: *blinks*
Hangman: *blushes hard*
Rooster: *stares at Maverick in disbelief*
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outalongtheedges · 7 months ago
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Goose: *wearing a hat that has gods silliest goose written on it*
Goose: Mav! Look at my hat!
Mav: *pretending to be on the phone* Yeah… alright okay. I’ll… I’ll tell him.
Mav: That was the silly goose police
Mav: You need to turn yourself in
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mrsbradshaw-seresin01 · 9 months ago
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Maverick: Nice work, Hangman.
Hangman: Cool, thanks dad
Dagger Squad: *stares at Hangman in shock*
Maverick: *happy tears welling up in his eyes*
Hangman: Why is everyone staring at me?
Rooster: You just called Mav dad. You said, "thanks, dad."
Hangman: *nervously* What? No, I didn't. I said, "thanks, Mav."
Maverick: Do you see me as a father figure?
Hangman: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure, cause you're always bothering me.
Iceman: Hey, show your father some respect.
Hangman: I didn't call him dad!
Bob: It's not a big deal. I called Phoenix mom once and she's my wife.
Hangman: Guys, jump on that! Bob has psycho-sexual issues.
Halo: Old news, but you calling Captain Mitchell daddy-
Hangman: HEY NO NO, daddy is not on the table here.
Coyote: *smirking* But you did call him dad?
Hangman: You shut up. You've done nothing but lie since you got here.
Coyote: I'm your best friend, Jake... I know all of your secrets.
Hangman: Shut up! You know jack shit, Javy.
Coyote: Mk...
Maverick: *claps Hangman's shoulder* It's okay son, you don't have to admit to anything that you're not ready to.
Iceman: We love you anyway.
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