#source: top gun: maverick

[verycorrectslugterraquotes]

During their farewell:

Junjie: Thank you, Eli, for everything.

Eli: One last thing, who's the better Slug Fu Master, you or me?

Junjie: This is a nice moment, let's not ruin it.

[amostexcellentblog]

Maverick: *Walks in and puts a human skull on the table where Hangman and Coyote are sitting*

Coyote: Uhhh... Mav?

Maverick: What?

Coyote: The skull?

Maverick: Oh yeah, that's Ice's.

Hangman: *lurches back* OH MY GOD!!!

Maverick: No, it's not Ice, it belonged to Ice. He'd put it out every Christmas to remind us that even though it's the holidays, people still die.

Maverick: Plus, you can put candy in it!

Rooster: *Enters* Hey guys... Aww, the Christmas candy skull! You remembered!

[incorrecttwsted]

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: Y/N, what the hell were you thinking?!

Y/N: YOU TOLD ME NOT TO THINK!

[wearerandomlyyours]

Mav: It's a moo point.

Ice: ....a what?

Mav: You know, a moo point!

Mav: It doesn't matter, like a cow's opinion.

Mav: It's moo.

Ice: *long pause*

Ice: *turns to Slider* Have I been living with him for too long, or did that just make sense?

[military-newsboys]

Ice: Where’s Mav?

Cyclone: Don’t worry about Maverick.

Ice: Oh, I’m sorry. Have you met me?

[alicentsstark]

Slider: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! Maverick: Uh... What's up with Slider? Ice: He's trying to yell mental health and well-being into all of us. Slider: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! Merlin, wiping away a tear: It's working.

[wade-winston-wilson]

Slider: You're going on a date with that little shit Maverick? Iceman: He's very charming. Slider: I know! He's too charming. But if you two start going out, then it's gonna make it so much harder for me to hate him. Iceman: Well, you're just going to have to try.

[pl3as3hangup]

after the whole charlie disaster mav then went on to acquire carnal knowledge of ice

[of-many-incorrect-quotes]

Jake: *after meeting Y/N for the first time* Our children will be smart and beautiful

Bradley: Not to mention imaginary

[verycorrectslugterraquotes]

Quintin: The end is inevitable, Eli Shane. Your slugs are headed for extinction.

Eli: Maybe so. But not today.

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

[During the first briefing]

Maverick: Any questions?

Hangman: *raises his hand*

Maverick: Yes. The guy Bradley has a crush on.

Dagger Squad: *blinks*

Hangman: *blushes hard*

Rooster: *stares at Maverick in disbelief*

[amostexcellentblog]

Rooster: I feel so stupid, Pops. Jake's not right for me at all, and I don't think he ever will be.

Iceman: Well, most people will tell you that you're a fool to think you can change a man.

Iceman: But those people are quitters!

Rooster: What?

Iceman: When I first met your father, he was cocky, impulsive, and completely disrespectful of authority. But I worked hard on him, and now, he's a whole new person!

Rooster: Pops?

Iceman: He's a whole. New. Person, Bradley.

Rooster: Oh... I know…

[outalongtheedges]

Goose: *wearing a hat that has gods silliest goose written on it*

Goose: Mav! Look at my hat!

Mav: *pretending to be on the phone* Yeah… alright okay. I’ll… I’ll tell him.

Mav: That was the silly goose police

Mav: You need to turn yourself in

Masterlist

[mrsbradshaw-seresin01]

Maverick: Nice work, Hangman.

Hangman: Cool, thanks dad

Dagger Squad: *stares at Hangman in shock*

Maverick: *happy tears welling up in his eyes*

Hangman: Why is everyone staring at me?

Rooster: You just called Mav dad. You said, "thanks, dad."

Hangman: *nervously* What? No, I didn't. I said, "thanks, Mav."

Maverick: Do you see me as a father figure?

Hangman: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure, cause you're always bothering me.

Iceman: Hey, show your father some respect.

Hangman: I didn't call him dad!

Bob: It's not a big deal. I called Phoenix mom once and she's my wife.

Hangman: Guys, jump on that! Bob has psycho-sexual issues.

Halo: Old news, but you calling Captain Mitchell daddy-

Hangman: HEY NO NO, daddy is not on the table here.

Coyote: *smirking* But you did call him dad?

Hangman: You shut up. You've done nothing but lie since you got here.

Coyote: I'm your best friend, Jake... I know all of your secrets.

Hangman: Shut up! You know jack shit, Javy.

Coyote: Mk...

Maverick: *claps Hangman's shoulder* It's okay son, you don't have to admit to anything that you're not ready to.

Iceman: We love you anyway.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Clint: Kate, what the hell were you thinking?!

Kate: YOU TOLD ME NOT TO THINK!