#source: top gun: maverick

[verycorrectslugterraquotes]

Quintin: The end is inevitable, Eli Shane. Your slugs are headed for extinction.

Eli: Maybe so. But not today.

[sleepy-hyperfixations]

Mav: We’re enemies.

Ice: We have a child.

Mav: A protégé.

Ice, holding baby Bradley: He's 3.

[amostexcellentblog]

Maverick: *Walks in and puts a human skull on the table where Hangman and Coyote are sitting*

Coyote: Uhhh... Mav?

Maverick: What?

Coyote: The skull?

Maverick: Oh yeah, that's Ice's.

Hangman: *lurches back* OH MY GOD!!!

Maverick: No, it's not Ice, it belonged to Ice. He'd put it out every Christmas to remind us that even though it's the holidays, people still die.

Maverick: Plus, you can put candy in it!

Rooster: *Enters* Hey guys... Aww, the Christmas candy skull! You remembered!

[incorrecttwsted]

[military-newsboys]

Mav: Bradley, don’t you have something you want to say to Hangman? Rooster: Yeah, but then you’d make me apologize for that too.

[jayjay-thejet-plane]

🗡️🌹 Carole and baby Bradley for the soul <3

(the necklace pendant that bradley is clutching is a sunflower that nick gave to carole)

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: Y/N, what the hell were you thinking?!

Y/N: YOU TOLD ME NOT TO THINK!

[wearerandomlyyours]

Mav: It's a moo point.

Ice: ....a what?

Mav: You know, a moo point!

Mav: It doesn't matter, like a cow's opinion.

Mav: It's moo.

Ice: *long pause*

Ice: *turns to Slider* Have I been living with him for too long, or did that just make sense?

[alicentsstark]

Slider: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! Maverick: Uh... What's up with Slider? Ice: He's trying to yell mental health and well-being into all of us. Slider: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! Merlin, wiping away a tear: It's working.

[roguefankc]

(The Dagger Squad are all in the rec room in Pete "Maverick" Mitchell and Tom "Iceman" Kazansky's house, watching the TV when Maverick runs into the room in a panic, before quickly closing the door behind him before leaning against it, worried)

Maverick: Who wants to make 100 bucks?!

(The Daggers look at Maverick with suspicion and confusion)

Callie "Halo" Bassett: How?

Maverick: I need someone to take the fall.

(Iceman is heard from the next room)

Iceman (shocked): What the fuck?

(The Daggers are now more confused)

Robert "Bob" Floyd: What did you do?!

Maverick (desperate): I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

(Iceman is heard from the next room, now louder)

Iceman (angry): What the fuck?!

Jake "Hangman" Seresin: Make it 500.

Maverick (instantly and relieved): Done!

(Maverick opens the door, and now Iceman is heard screaming from the next room)

Iceman (in terror and horrified): WHAT THE FUCK?!

(Maverick places his hands on Hangman's shoulders)

Maverick (grateful): You're a good man, Jake Seresin.

(Maverick then grabs Hangman by the collar of his shirt and drags him off to the next room to Iceman while the Dagger Squad watches wordlessly)

Maverick (yelling to the next room): I got him, Ice! I got him, don't worry, honey!

[verycorrectslugterraquotes]

During their farewell:

Junjie: Thank you, Eli, for everything.

Eli: One last thing, who's the better Slug Fu Master, you or me?

Junjie: This is a nice moment, let's not ruin it.

[wade-winston-wilson]

Slider: You're going on a date with that little shit Maverick? Iceman: He's very charming. Slider: I know! He's too charming. But if you two start going out, then it's gonna make it so much harder for me to hate him. Iceman: Well, you're just going to have to try.

[pl3as3hangup]

after the whole charlie disaster mav then went on to acquire carnal knowledge of ice

[amostexcellentblog]

Maverick: Dearest goosiest Nick, Carole, and Gosling...

Iceman: My dear father...

Maverick & Iceman: There's been some confusion over rooming on the carrier...

Iceman: But of course, I'll rise above it...

Maverick: But of course, I won't cause any collateral damage...

Maverick & Iceman: For I know that's how you'd want me to respond. Yes, there's been some confusion, for you see, my bunkmate is...

Iceman: ...Unusually and exceedingly peculiar, and altogether quite impossible to describe.

Maverick: ...Blonde.

[of-many-incorrect-quotes]

Jake: *after meeting Y/N for the first time* Our children will be smart and beautiful

Bradley: Not to mention imaginary

[military-newsboys]

Mav: I'm going to steal one of the Navey's helicopters. Ice: What? Are you out of your mind? Mav: It's entirely possible. You gonna help me? Ice: ...Sure, I've got nothing better to do.