#source: top gun

[delulu-with-wandanat]

(Top Gun AU?)

‘Maverick’ Natasha x ‘Charlie’ Wanda

One night at the bar, Natasha flirted with a woman. Little did she know that woman was one of her instructors at Top Gun. Natasha is determined to get a date with Wanda, but Wanda doesn’t date her students…👀

“Yeah, I guess when I see something I go right after it.”

Natasha was persistent, Wanda merely smirked and wrote something on her clipboard.

“You didn’t tell me who you were the other night.” Natasha continued.

“You didn’t give me a chance, did you? You deserved it.”

“I know.” Natasha continues their little flirting game. “But, you were tempted. To ask me out for dinner.”

Wanda scoffed. “No.”

“No?”

“No, I don’t date students.”

Another student snorted at that, they had been listening to the conversation. Natasha motioned Wanda to get closer to her. Wanda leans in.

“I can see it’s dangerous for you.” Natasha said in a low voice. “But if the government trusts me, maybe you could.” Flashing her infamous smirk.

Wanda raised her eyebrow with a faint smile. She took out a piece of paper from her clipboard. “It takes a lot more than just fancy flying.” She put the paper on Natasha’s desk and leaves.

Natasha looked at the paper, and saw that Wanda had written, ‘Dinner tonight. 5:30 Sharp!!!’ Natasha smiled in victory.

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Porky: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-both c-c-catapults are broken, s-s-s-sir. Elliot Sampson: How long will it take? Porky: It'll t-t-t-t-t-take ten m-m-m-minutes. Elliot: Bologna ten minutes! This cartoon will be over in five and a half minutes! Get on it!

[pins-and-needles-and-gears]

Natalie, jokingly: Hey, Lee, you big stud!

Leo: That's me, honey.

Natalie: Take me to bed or lose me forever.

Leo: Show me the way home, honey.

[amostexcellentblog]

Maverick: *Walks in and puts a human skull on the table where Hangman and Coyote are sitting*

Coyote: Uhhh... Mav?

Maverick: What?

Coyote: The skull?

Maverick: Oh yeah, that's Ice's.

Hangman: *lurches back* OH MY GOD!!!

Maverick: No, it's not Ice, it belonged to Ice. He'd put it out every Christmas to remind us that even though it's the holidays, people still die.

Maverick: Plus, you can put candy in it!

Rooster: *Enters* Hey guys... Aww, the Christmas candy skull! You remembered!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: Y/N, what the hell were you thinking?!

Y/N: YOU TOLD ME NOT TO THINK!

[wearerandomlyyours]

Mav: It's a moo point.

Ice: ....a what?

Mav: You know, a moo point!

Mav: It doesn't matter, like a cow's opinion.

Mav: It's moo.

Ice: *long pause*

Ice: *turns to Slider* Have I been living with him for too long, or did that just make sense?

[military-newsboys]

Ice: Where’s Mav?

Cyclone: Don’t worry about Maverick.

Ice: Oh, I’m sorry. Have you met me?

[alicentsstark]

Slider: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! Maverick: Uh... What's up with Slider? Ice: He's trying to yell mental health and well-being into all of us. Slider: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! Merlin, wiping away a tear: It's working.

[wade-winston-wilson]

Slider: You're going on a date with that little shit Maverick? Iceman: He's very charming. Slider: I know! He's too charming. But if you two start going out, then it's gonna make it so much harder for me to hate him. Iceman: Well, you're just going to have to try.

[pl3as3hangup]

after the whole charlie disaster mav then went on to acquire carnal knowledge of ice

[of-many-incorrect-quotes]

Jake: *after meeting Y/N for the first time* Our children will be smart and beautiful

Bradley: Not to mention imaginary

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

[During the first briefing]

Maverick: Any questions?

Hangman: *raises his hand*

Maverick: Yes. The guy Bradley has a crush on.

Dagger Squad: *blinks*

Hangman: *blushes hard*

Rooster: *stares at Maverick in disbelief*

[outalongtheedges]

Goose: *wearing a hat that has gods silliest goose written on it*

Goose: Mav! Look at my hat!

Mav: *pretending to be on the phone* Yeah… alright okay. I’ll… I’ll tell him.

Mav: That was the silly goose police

Mav: You need to turn yourself in

Masterlist

[judasisgayriot]

there's so much to unpack here (@predoom found this while I was searching for a different video from this time! <3 <3 thought it needed to be immortalised...)

[amostexcellentblog]

Rooster: I feel so stupid, Pops. Jake's not right for me at all, and I don't think he ever will be.

Iceman: Well, most people will tell you that you're a fool to think you can change a man.

Iceman: But those people are quitters!

Rooster: What?

Iceman: When I first met your father, he was cocky, impulsive, and completely disrespectful of authority. But I worked hard on him, and now, he's a whole new person!

Rooster: Pops?

Iceman: He's a whole. New. Person, Bradley.

Rooster: Oh... I know…

[mrsbradshaw-seresin01]

Maverick: Nice work, Hangman.

Hangman: Cool, thanks dad

Dagger Squad: *stares at Hangman in shock*

Maverick: *happy tears welling up in his eyes*

Hangman: Why is everyone staring at me?

Rooster: You just called Mav dad. You said, "thanks, dad."

Hangman: *nervously* What? No, I didn't. I said, "thanks, Mav."

Maverick: Do you see me as a father figure?

Hangman: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure, cause you're always bothering me.

Iceman: Hey, show your father some respect.

Hangman: I didn't call him dad!

Bob: It's not a big deal. I called Phoenix mom once and she's my wife.

Hangman: Guys, jump on that! Bob has psycho-sexual issues.

Halo: Old news, but you calling Captain Mitchell daddy-

Hangman: HEY NO NO, daddy is not on the table here.

Coyote: *smirking* But you did call him dad?

Hangman: You shut up. You've done nothing but lie since you got here.

Coyote: I'm your best friend, Jake... I know all of your secrets.

Hangman: Shut up! You know jack shit, Javy.

Coyote: Mk...

Maverick: *claps Hangman's shoulder* It's okay son, you don't have to admit to anything that you're not ready to.

Iceman: We love you anyway.