#source: that one fuckign post u all know it

[kingerpiece]

sigh

if you reach out to offer to talk about a kin and I cant find anything abt the mentioned kin on ur blog, or direct me to a sideblog with the information Im not gonna reach out man Im ngl

[abombihoney]

my thoughts as I read the new (6 months old) chapter of ethnoentomology bc i said would live blog it and this is least annoying way i can do so.

Hornet really just fucking pulled a gun out im like 1 minute fucking in jesus girl.

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ooooooooh my fucking god he's literally a sopping wet little meow meow. i WILL be coming back 2 this.

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what this fucking pronoun fuckery i need to reread this shit im onto something. i need to add all my annotations together. i need a conspiracy board. i need to make a chart with color coded lines

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I wish Hallownest’s official language was anything other than “cryptic riddles.”

me too dude the fuck.

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CHANCE BEING EMOTIONALLY INTELLIGENT???? telling lurien he isn't at fault for the radiance's actions

however... how could he think anything else really. he is all for blaming the radiance for everything.

i'm feeling a delicious mix of "can i even trust my own thoughts" mixed with Chance trying to separate what was him versus what was other.

What happens when (if) he manages to separate what actions were wholly him with no outside influence? What will he regret? What will he desperately try to justify?

How would he even determine what is him and what is the influence of the radiance? He has no memory of past actions to compare against. He can't necessarily even trust the memories he does have, they're full of hallucinations, gaps in memory where he doesn't know what he did. If it was "him" that did it. AAAAAAAAAAAUGH

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is chance checking out of reality a lot rn or am i looking too deep. there seems to be a lot of "jump cuts"

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back 2 valleri. info dump for me lurien i only read a handful of chapters of midnight rider.

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 "I couldn’t tell you how many times she would’ve been jailed or worse"

wait wasnt she jailed tho. didnt she like. immediately punch pk in the face or am i misremembering. does lurien not know this. i feel like he should be told this information somehow bc like. i feel like it would give him a heart attack.

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VALLERI LEFT SOMETHING FOR CHANCE???? THE PLOT THICKENS HELLO???

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why is chance so gay he is SO focused on lurien all the time jesus christ man. i feel like i keep getting trapped in one of them slow burn fics where they keep almost kissing.

FUCKIGN 2 SECONDS LATER:

Having grabbed something from a small drawer in the table behind Chance, Lurien settled back, (disappointingly) further away from him.

chance ur down bad. this is going to blow up in his face spectacularly somehow. good 2 know i wasnt imagining the horny descriptions of lurien from last chapt.

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new theory: valleri is a time-traveling post-transition chance. source: my other theory that valleri and chance are closely related. similar temperament and appearance. both from california or w/e.

wait i think i remember valleri have future seeing powers. i refuse to finish reading midnight rider until ethno is done tho so i'm keeping my theory

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Chance reflexively rejected this information before he could begin processing its implications.

side effects of having magic powered by belief: may decide to just ignore things bc if u believe it you make it true. denial is a powerful drug

wait. hmmmmm.

did the radiance take chance's memories? or did chance want to forget? like could also totes be the cool magical barrier that wipes ur memories to prevent the radiance from escaping the corpse of hallownest. but now i am thinking of all the fucked up implications of something so horrible (by a teenagers standards) that chance wanted to forget everything.

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TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSK MY BABY TUSK POV TUSK POV TUSK POV

oh no the baby is injured.

They needed to find Chance. He would heal them, like always—

ur honor they love each so much!!!!!!!!! might be becoming a lil codependent but ITS FINE

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checks out that hornet was a vicious little child lmao

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“For Hallownest, there is no cost too great. That is what I told Him.”

OH SHIT

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oh fuck yeah i fucking love use of game mechanics in stories for problem solving. go little guy go!

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HEY WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

Like life’s just a script and she’s waiting for her cue.

OH? paralleling what lurien said about PK. INTRIGUING.

(fucked up evil theory: The parallels between PK and Valleri that are being drawn here... from what I understand Valleri became INCREDIBLY close and attached to hallownest. What if Chance is Valleri's hollow knight?)

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The White Palace was destroyed. But so was the Watcher’s Spire, and Chance could put that back.

my sweet child, you are going to fucking kill chance

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Too cowardly to confront her own cowardice.

ruh roh raggy. hornet's going to have to contend with the fact that she has killed her own siblings in cold blood eventually. possibly soon

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fuck yeah i love worldbuilding. tell me more about how the fictional bug city built in a wet cave functioned and how the class divide determined transportation methods.

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*slaps chance* this baby can fit so much PTSD in it

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this is spelling euphoria isn't it.

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hey wait doesn't chance have boat trauma??? didn't he see a corpse under a boat in the last chapter of act 1???

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something bad is going to happen. we're building so much suspense.

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"Chance"

??????? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON NOW???????

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 draped half overboard like a dirty wet rag

chance's natural state really.

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something in their Void was churning

This happens directly after Chance has his little episode with the boat. Are Chance and Tusk connected by the void? Didn't something similar happen in the last chapter??

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Hornet i love u. She's so spiderman coded.

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—Tusk whacked the switch to the elevator and went up and away. “Wh—Vessel! Hold on!”

see u idiot

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Ah Lemm, the confidence of a man who is very very wrong. he'd shit his pants if he saw all the human shit in the junkyard lmao.

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Several photos were attached to the line and dangled from ceiling to floor. Dozens of lines around the room like party streamers, a hundred little memories swaying gently in the dust.

megamind ass organization system

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burned painting frame.... coating the room in ash.. im sure this holds no significance whatsoever and won't come up again.

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Tusk has so much youngest sibling energy lmao

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uh oh hornet. ur getting attached.

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this is to hornet also, isnt it?

WAHT THE FUCK

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oh okay they are connected. poor tusk and chance. they r gonna become a feedback loop up fucked up huh

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wait does chance not know shes the princess. lmao

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aww hug fest JEREMY REAL??? or is hornet infected too hello????

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IM GOING FERAL VALLERIS SEEING SO MANY THINGS AT ONCE AND REACTING TO ALL OF THEM HELLO?????

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oh my god i feel like ive been punched seventeen times in a row. i have so much hype i need to run a marathon. im fucking spinning in circles im filled with unrestrained summer fun oh my god im supposed to sleep soon i dont know if i can manage stop thinking long enough to do that holy shit

[unitydruid]

now I may just be 70oz of beer deep but do any of u guys ever get the feeling that this is unsustainable. Like that we are doing a pantomime of an economy here in the USA but it has no bearing on the real world. Every time I update my adblocker or my VPN, I am reminded that there is an entire billion dollar industry dedicated to "marketing" which I and everyone I know detests. and I can tell you for sure if you spend $10,000,000 on a fucking SuperBowl ad I can and will spend $0,000,000.00 to not fucking watch that shit. and of course maybe I will purchase THE PRODUCT but I will not fucking purchase THE PRODUCT because of the advertisement because, again, I have a good VPN which tells my ISP and all the advertisers to which it attempts to sell me that I am located within Bosnia and Herzegovina. And like I have good friends who are graphic designers or cinematographers or what have you and the main source of their income is advertising, and they make more than I do (I work in healthcare) but they do not give a fuck that I block all the fucking ads they make because they get paid anyway and it does not fucking matter in the slightest if I see their stupid ads (which they hate) or - far less important - if I buy THE PRODUCT or not.

WHERE THE FUCK DO THEY GET THE MONEY FOR THIS SHIT.

anyway someday this will all collapse and some fuckign bigwig who is but one alternate universe from being 20 years post-guillotine will realize that the proles have become desensitized to advertising for THE PRODUCT and will write some business insider article about it and then the all-important economy will have to find a way to reckon with the fact that the most visible industry in the country was utterly worthless because at the end of the day people who can't afford to buy THE PRODUCT simply aren't going to buy THE PRODUCT. Or maybe not.

[goat-shoe]

i dont usually directly interact with posts from the holders, but Whoever sent this ask? shame on you.

first of all: to tell another person what to do with their blog, for a good cause or not, is UNBELIEVABLY entitled. how brainrotted do you have to be to climb into someones askbox like this? and how much of a little coward ARE you, to go on anon.

again: Shame.

second: dugout is Literally a miraculous holder. u Obviously know this anon, but You have misconstrued that terribly and let it set you up with INSANE standards for this Human Person.

PSA: dugout is not the only miraculous holder! dugout is in fact one of- if not THE- miraculous holder with the smallest following! this is literally his only social media presence. to shame him for not using it to platform fucking akuma rehabilitation is to shame swifties for tswifts carbon emissions (which btw, shame on yall).

OBVIOUSLY dugout supports akuma rehabilitation. OBVIOUSLY HE DOES NOT FUCKING WANT AKUMAS TO BE AKUMAS. WHY ELSE WOULD HE BE FIGHTING THEM.

telling dugout to "cope" and "grow up" when he has told you:

he does not have his own cell phone. his platform is literally conditional based on mariquitas availability. his platform is literally not his choice, and youre trying to decide FOR him what he does with it????

talk to someone smarter about it. by answering yalls braindead asks, he literally is spreading awareness by directing you to the appropriate sources.

you tumblypoos are always whining about "resources" and "awareness" but the truth is: yall just dont fucking care. you just want someone to bully. and if you can bully a miraculous holder? what a fuckign rush that is.

Right but literally whether u like it or not you have a huge platform. Not utilizing that is just (A) irresponsible and (B) an insult to those following you. You already have the huge privilege of holding the dog miraculous, so like... grow up??? Cope???

okay

[nyxtoxicate]

Ravi, exasperated: Ongdongie keeps sniffing at the sidewalk, but only when nothing is there. What does he smell? What could possible be so interesting he has to sniff at it for three minutes? I just want to walk.

Hyuk: That's Conk Crete, baby!

[churchyardgrim]

friends, comrades, villainfuckers. i come to you on this day to talk about something near and dear to my heart.

Ravenloft novels.

for those of you who aren't aware, Ravenloft is a DnD setting that fills the gothic horror fantasy niche in its media properties, much as a stoplight fish fills the niche of Things That Make You Piss Yourself in the deep dark ocean. really not all that dangerous, but looks fuckign terrifying and is an efficient predator for the environment it's in.

in the 1990s, the company that owned DnD at the time, TSR, put out a series of novels set in Ravenloft. in 2021, the current owner, WotC, hooked the setting up to a car battery and shocked it back to life with the release of Van Richten's Guide To Ravenloft, which updated a big chunk of the established setting lore for 5e, and also made me aware of the setting's existence. this has proved a boon for used book sellers ever since, as i realized there were real books about these people, and promptly spent all my pocket money for the year on tracking down a bunch of fantasy paperbacks more or less as old as i am.

and now i'm here to bring these wonderful disasters of fiction to you, because if i don't talk about them i'm going to physically explode and we don't have the money for a carpet cleaning service, because i spent it all on these fuckign books. there Will be spoilers, bc the series is thirty goddamn years old, and also i sincerely doubt many of u are going to do what i did and track the bastards down to read them.

welcome to the domains of dread, and their associated problems!

the nuts n bolts of the setting is this: Ravenloft is a section of the demiplane of dread, or the shadowfell, or both, that functions as a sort of prison-slash-misery-farm for certain Very Evil Individuals. basically, you do a big enough Evil and you might get abducted by mist and end up in your very own miniature hellplane, complete with bespoke torments. it's hard to make generalizations about how it works, bc its been forty fuckign years and sources contradict each other a lot, but such is the nature of the beast. suffice to say that all the best Darklords are a) just the evilest motherfuckers, b) physically unable to leave the boundaries of their own dark domains, c) burdened with a thematically appropriate curse, and d) in this mess entirely by their own actions and decisions.

also, i have to preface this project with an acknowledgement that there are some significant racist bugbears in this setting that have been there since its inception, and don't seem to be going away any time soon. most notably are the Vistani, a cultural group of traveling mages, traders, and grifters untrusted by practically everyone, and you can see where this is going. almost everything about their depiction here is bad in one way or another, and i'm not going to sugarcoat it or pretend it's better than it is. i'm also not going to dwell on it terribly much, because i feel it would be a token effort on my part. you know that corrupting Rromani culture down to "greedy fortune tellers and witches" is bad, you know i know it's bad, repeating the point every time it comes up in the books becomes virtue signaling white noise. there is also the expected amount of sexism and heterosexual cissexist bullshit, because this is 90s fantasy and of course there is. progressivism does not live at this address. if anyone's actually interested in tracking these books down and reading them -- and i do recommend them, in spite of their many flaws --  i'm happy to provide trigger warnings for each and answer other questions about content, as these review posts aren't meant to be comprehensive and are mostly focusing on what i personally find most entertaining.

that said, on to the entertainment!

Vampire of the Mists review

[k-l-a-n-c-e-a-c-a-d-e-m-y]

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OKAYYYY I’m choosing this ask bc gay premmy >:3c BUT NEFFFFFF TACKLES U AMD AMAJES UR SKULL AGAINST THE FUCKIGN FLOOR I LOVE YOU LOTSSSS and u are legit my bestest friend like it’s crazy how close we grew in such a short time.... I think I followed u first?? Bc a lot of the HXH blogs I followed RBED a lot from u and I was like ... might as well go straight to the source 😈 and then I think u followed me back??? Maybe I showed up in ur notes a look idk and I think u considered me ur dr stone mutual at first?? I have the worst memory so if any of this is incorrect u can’t read it ❤️ but YEAHH then we became mutuals and then our first REAL interaction was me posting abt Servamp and how I wanted to talk abt it? And u replied saying u would read it for me (LOOKS AT U) and I remember being so 😳 CAUSE THAT WAS SO OUTTA NOWEHERE AND YERRIBLY SWEET...: and I guess we became besties from there and eventually we started talking more.... I think what rlly cemented our friendship was when we were talking and u said that u would read Servamp and in excahnge u wanted me to do smth and I was like “is it that samflam show” “watch samflam” AND THEN WE WATCHED ALL OF SAMFLAM TOGWTHER and I got rlly into it and it was just extremely fun..? Like I didn’t fell any pressure or feeel awkward at all while we watcched it together which is super rare for me:... and now we’re like close enough that we have each other’s numbers and u call me somegimes !!! Like I forget that we’ve never met before IRL (BUT WE WILL OME DAY JR SO CLOSE TO ME ....) I like legit think we’re soulmates on tons of levels like we just vibe together like that.... and it does help a lot that we share a bunch of the same interests (I LOVEEE talking abt DS with u cause we’re on the same wavelength when it comes to it) like!! We even have matching sengen key chains!! Our kinmarriage rings ❤️ omg omg wait compliments yeah ur literally so beautiful and ur such a talented person? Ur voice is fantastic and I love all ur covers and u can also write so well????? Omg ur also so fuxking funny I cry laughing every time we talk and I think that’s why I treasure u so much bc whenever we interact, I feel nothing but joy!! I always think back on our convos like when u found out that I thought that u get hydration form EVERYTHING u consumed even if it’s little amounts like peanut butter...... also our like love hate relationship is so funny like we adore each other anyone can see that but we joke abt pushing each other off of cliffs and u love talking abt poisoning me ❤️❤️😈 omg omg alos tell ALLUKA I love her oh my god yeah also I get so 🥺 that I’ve like talked to ur friends that one time and they all knew my name and stuff (my close friends know abt u too) omg also ur laugh!!!!! It’s so u and it’s so endearing ❤️🥺 also I love that like I KNOW how much I matter to u, ,, even if u threaten to divorce me 💔 like I still remember getting teary eyed when u first like drunk texted me bc u needed me to know how much I meant to u .... OMG WAITTTT THIS IS TOO LONG I JUST RELAIZED HOW LONG IT WAS OK IM CUTTING MYSELF OFF I HAVE TOK MUCH TO SAY BUT JUST KNOW U MAKE ME HAPPY AND I ADORE U AND I LOVE YOU LOTS AND UR SO BEAUTFUL AND TALENTED

[lucatorahaven]

vampire au post

4 skype convos haphazardly mixed in from very different times

[29/11/2014 4:27:51 AM] Probably Not Assorted Cheeses: Vampire au

Lucas the incompetent vampire who eats mostly animals

Duster was the one who bit him, only bc duster was literally starving n lucas came at a bad time

idk if duster should be born a vampire or not but Wes is one too and together they taught lucas how to survive.

however eventually they had to leave, they offered for lucas to join them but lucas can’t leave his family behind, the kid’s too sentimental :’(

so together they staged his death (which im too lazy to try n think of)

claus knew bout the vampire thing tho, lucas couldn’t live alone like that. He also ended up biting Boney in an accident so hey vampire dog.

claus grew up and eventually had his own family. Lucas could only really watch from afar but then the kids got his age and it was hard to see him and keep the gig up. He visited his parents funeral anonymously and afterwards him and claus stood there just

“sup” “how’re the kids” “twice your age and with kids of their own” “heh, i always thought you would be the one with kids yano?” 

it was very bittersweet, it felt like they’ve never been apart 

“it never stops feeling strange without you” "I know” 

lucas thinks of that conversation a lot

he started off the "younger uncle" then the "weird neighbourhood kid that visits grandpa claus" and inevitably the "weird kid from nowhere who goes to the cemetary every other month to put flowers on graves older than appears to be"

SO without attachments lucas traveled with boney, hoping that they find duster along the way.

eventually lucas comes back to tazmilly but it’s been a couple hundred years now and it’s completely different so he doesn’t recognize it

n lucas one day is caught outside with no shelter, it’s almost morning so he runs into osohe (which is way outta town so he assumed it was abandoned)

vampires can’t enter homes without being invited in because apparently homes are holy land but osohe is fuckn haunted so that doesn’t apply (adding on to the abandoned theory)

that’s how kumatora and him meet, she finds him exploring osohe all “wtf the fuck who are YOU...this me house”

So she gets an awkward lie explanation from lucas 

n she eventually catches on lucas is a vampire n is just DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE I NEVER MET A VAMPIRE BEFORE FUCKN SWEET

lucas is just UM.;;; IS IT OK IF I STAY

"oh dude it's cool!! but u gotta tell me bout yourself bc i never met a vampire before ok?? i live iN THE PERFECT GOTHIC HOME BUT THERE’S NONE!! but here you are and i’m JACKED i gotta go to work tho so brb but afterwards u gotta tell me about yourself ok CYA"

lucas is still processing everything by the time she leaves, but he’s grateful and figures a conversation is the least he can do to repay her

in this au kumatora’s into cryptology bc her house is FULL of books and it’s a common subject (also the fact her castle is filled with ghosts and there are zombies just across the moat, it’s a p convenient hobby)

when she comes back she’s super excited because he’s still there 

lucas is kinda reserved but he still answers questions bc it’s POLITE

she asks bout p much everything?? “HEY do you need that” “y-yes” “is this true?” “not that i know of” “ok experiment time” “uH;;” “wait am i keeping you up?? it’s still daytime” “no it’s okay” 

after exhausting lucas of all his Vampire Facts kuma invites lucas to live at osohe castle, it’s big enough anyways

lucas is wary af bc he doesn't wanna accidentally get close to someone who 1. has a life span and 2. is technically food

but lucas ends up sticking around anyways, boney really likes it and he lowkey enjoys her company

so they keep chillin n lucas tells her how he hunts animals n how he only takes a bit of blood so they don't die and 

IDK I GO BY THE THEORY THAT VAMPIRES HAVE VENOM bc otherwise their entire food source becomes COMPETITION n they can bite but not?? TURN THEM INTO ANYTHIng so controlled blood flow for feeding purposes

also vampires only need to eat once or twice a month? they die around 6+ months without eating from starvation. It all depends on how quickly the blood cells in their body die basically.

ALSO when they bite you it doesn’t hurt bc their saliva numbs it so (sneaky bites) but it still feels weird as shit

bUT YA SO LUCAS N KUMATORA CHAt a whole bunch...you know that “accidentally get close” thing i mentioned? it happened

(it was kinda hard to avoid when the first companion you have that’s not your dog is informed on vampires and vampire goods, that was convenient)

so they keep hangin out and kumatora unlocks his Tragic Backstory

n sometimes kumatora helps him feed? like they go out together finding animals n storing blood

n lucas is fascinated with how technology has advanced bc he doesn't really?? go into towns anymore but he fuckn LOVES it

n they play video games n general COOL FUNTIMES

kumatora let’s lucas borrow her labtop to occupy himself and he looks for other vampires or hints of them

(this is under the assumption that osohe can get electricity in a modern au while still being ignored / abandoned)

n when kumatora goes to work he cleans up the castle n tries to show how much hE REALLY APPRECIATES HEr

n lIKE i also go by the logic that vampires do not do the stereotypical “turn into ashes at sunlight” it is a slow progression that takes up to 12 hours until absolutely turned to a crisp 

so basically if he covers himself and wears a shit ton of sunscreen he can chill in the middle of the day for like...a hour or two

and bc kumatora's WORTH IT he visits her at work n she's all LucAS WHAT ARe yO U DoING??   

lookin like a modern goth kid......has a huge red burn on his cheek..

he blames it on how pale/blonde he is “my brother is ginger you know”

kuma gets super worried n he's all bruh it cool i have like..2 more hours until i need to go to a hospital   

n kumas jsuT I GET OFF IN 4 HOURS GO HOME

kumatora invites him to movie nights with her friends n shit

people start calling lucas kumatora's goth boyfriend “never call him that when he's around or i'll murder you”

theyre all rather cool with lucas and find his speech kinda funny?

"wow look at those teeny boppers" "GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY GOD I LOVE IT" “???????????????" kumas friends ask for lucas more all WHAT SCHOOL DOES HE GO TO WHERE DOES HE LIVE "oh he's......foreign B)"

eventually it comes up how lucas doesn’t really want to be a vampire anymore and kumatoras just “dude i can help you find a cure” bc maybe her hobby is a bit Excessive but live your dreams

but ya lucas is just?? constantly wants to visit kumatora n loves her night shifts!! visits all the time they go on hikes a lot n jusT? GETS SO FUCKIGN ATTACHED IT SCARES HIM CONSTANTLY

they sometimes fall asleep on the couch together n when he's all "wow shes so cute.." he realizes how fucking Deep he’s in this and he’s FUCKED

he tries to distance himself but he Can’t Fucking Do It (just like w/ his fam)

whenever he tries to push her away she looks so upset it kills him 

N HE'S IN SUCH A STRUGGLE BC HE'S JUST

SO HAPPY TO BE AROUND HER??????

N LIKE WHEN THEY CUDDLE N STUFF HE'S JUST SO OVERWHELMED BC oh my god heartbeats!! oh my god she's gonna die before me

n lucas really fucking feels the severity of how FUCKED he is when its her birthday n hes just

yes she's gonna age and he's gonna outlive her n they could never realistically be happy even if by some offhand chance she even RETURNS the feelings

N HE HAS TO HIDE HIS CRYING N STUFF BUT KUMATORA HAS  A 6TH FUCKN SENSE FOR DISTRESSED LUCAS SO SHE'S ALL bruh :( whats up

so he opens up to her about his feelings and anxiety and she hugs him through it, it’s kind of a shitty way to confess 

“idk if i can forgive you for deciding that i’m gonna die before you” “are you threatening murder” “that and no way death’s gonna get me, i’m pretty stubborn”

a lil while passes

“you know... i’m okay with becoming a vampire” lucas refuses bc dude.. you can’t even comprehend the weight of immortality.. what if she regrets it 

“to hell if i make my closest friend suffer because of a life span” “hah i guess that’s the same for me”

they drop the vampire topic for the time being and move on to other ones such as... mutual feelings :^)

they’re both romantically inclined i mean... lucas spent 300+ years being a hermit and kumatora had other things to do

so they take it slow, it’s p much the same as before except.. hey...now when i think “man i wanna hold their hand” i CAN

it'd also be really sad and/or cute if the ghosts in the castle some of them were lucas's family which might be why boney likes it so much but also imagine them kissin on the couch "kuma ghosts r there" "EH THEYRE JUst ghosts" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) claus looks into the camera "after so long... finally my little brother gets some action :')"

but idk if that’s a thing bc it feels kinda weird i feel like kissin n shit wouldn't b very often bc as much as they both loVE IT 

IT'S NOT THAT GREAT FOR A VAMPIRE

YANO.... HEARTS R BEATING... NECK IS RIGHT THERE (lucas still adores it tho)

so back to the topic of Mortality

kuma gets attacked in an alley on the way home from work

n lucas finds her bc they were gonna meet up but he smelt the blood and when he does find her he just goes FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK n didn't know how to save her 

also thinking rationally is hard when OH LOOK AT ALL THAT BLOOD AHhaHA

SO HE BITES HER

he carries her body home n he spends the whole waiting process between DEAD and VAMPIRE crying just "hoyl shti please work please work" “what did i fucking dooooo” “what if i was earlier” “what if i was too late” so many anxieties

kuma wakes up and lucas transistions from panic to HAPPY PANIC OH THANK GOD

she’s really out of it bc of the process and he’s crying apologies “it’s okay you saved me” but he’s still crying, they cuddle for comfort

"hey atleast we did it NOW when i'm a hot sexy 19 yr old and not a wrinkly old lady” “kuma” “i’m tryna make light of the conversation”

so now that kumatora’s a vampire she only works night shifts until she eventually quits. They moved to a new town / whatever so it was easy to avoid having to meet someone in the daytime. facebook helped keep in touch with her friends while still letting the friendship die out.

it took kumatora a bit to get used to being a vampire. she threw up a lot at first and she didn’t like having to drink blood but she did eventually get used to it

idk if they find a cure bc idk what the cure would BE but they eventually find other vampires :^) they continued lucas’s search for duster and probably found him tbh

[midoriyaizukustan-inactive]

I saw your post about transguy Todoroki but have you considered,,, TransGIRL Todoroki

OH MY GOD NONY YOUR MIND,,,,OH MY GOOOOODODD

IDK WHERE TO BEGIN BUT I NEED U TO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS SUCH A GOOD FUCKING CONCEPT. IT IS ABSOLUTELY GOD TIER. I AM SHAKEN TO MY CORE I AM SO FUCKIGN PUMPED THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA I

GOD,,,,

so shes always had a disconnect w her gender but she didnt have the words/knowledge to know that was what her issue was. so shes just been kinda Confusion subconsciously for years but THEN

im thinkin someone in the class comes out as trans is how she’s introduced to the topic bc lbr w her upbringing she wouldnt have had a lot of time to research lgbt things ://

anyway some research is done/explanations r shared nd she starts to think abt it like “hm,,,” in true todoroki fashion

im thinkin one day durin lunch w the izucrew shes just like “hey i think im a girl” no preceding comment nothin just our usual blunt todo. but dont be mistaken, inside she is p a n i c

the izucrew obv overwhelm her w support nd love sniffs they all love her so much oh my god my heart,,,,she doesnt cry but she def wants to nd honestly who can blame her

for a while its just the izucrew who know nd they just love her sm,,,uraraka nd tsu give her some clothes that like arent overwhelmingly feminine but yknow, when ur trans nd u get smth thats officially labeled as ~girls clothes~ or ~boys clothes~ u get pumped as shit.

in between all of this iida nd midoriya love her sm theyre so supportive,,,nd shes just so happy bc theyre her two closest friends,,when its just them chillin iida nd midoriya use she/her a lot just to see todo smile AH im crying theyre so good fuck

eventually she comes out to the rest of the class nd theyre supportive as well!! nd todoroki is just so glad shes here w these ppl in her life like wow,,,she lucked out,,sniffs just give me class 1-a as family please,,,

bro just trans shinanigans,,,todoroki would make the BEST of jokes bro could u even imagine. she is the deadpan queen

BROOO she starts grownin out her hair like she was doing that anyway bc she just didnt care to get it cut but now she can like,,play w it and stuff,,nd its just such an innocent source of comfort/happiness for her, to just mess arnd w her hair,,,bro im gonna cry

HHHH HER CHANGING HER NAME,,,,SHE GETS HELP FROM THE IZUCREW BUT ULTIMATELY THEY LEAVE THE CHOICE UP TO HER,,,IT’D BE SUCH A DEFINING MOMENT FOR HER,,,BROS,,,,BROS,,

gettin on hormone treatment w recovery girl,,,aizawa helpin her to move to a dorm room on the girls’ side,,,all might bein supportive in his awkward dad way (he probs gives her a hug like from the sports festival AH),,,BROS,,

teachers ofc wont tell endeavor,,the conversation abt that is probs what prompts the dad might hug. im cryin

uraraka and tsu take her out on girls’ nights,,,the rest of the class 1-a gals invite her to their hangouts nd help teach her the basics of feminine stuff like hair/make-up/etc so that if she ever wanted to mess w that stuff, she had the knowledge,,,they just accept hr so readily they love her sm,,,

BROS a couple months after bein on hormone therapy nd coming out, she wears the girls’ uniform for the first time nd her hair is long enough to tie up that day,,,BROS,,,shes just so happy,,,she feels free nd like its so wild bc she didnt even know she was bein held back but now that its in the open shes just,,so glad,,,

this is such a good concept,,i have been blessed,,,thank you nony. i owe you my life

[notcatherinemorland]

ok i Had a bit of Fancy UpMyArse Analysis about ‘emotional horor’ as a (sub)genre but i then saw a fire emblem post so naturally ive forgotten every other thought in my head. 

i absolutely sound like an asshole, and i know nothing about any of this. but i have a lot of emotions and i like gothic novels so therefore im absolutely 110% qualified to wax lyrical on the failings of modern horror as a genre.

the book i read that had ‘emotional horror’ as a tag-along line was devil rock by paul tremblay (which, wonderful book but i preferred his other two) where the pivot of the fear element, if u like, was the fear of a mother who’s child had gone missing. 

every time i talk about horror genre i Have to do the thing where i define things for the imaginary reader bc when i talk about horror and terror, i fully subscribe to ann radcliffe’s definition. i’m sure ive mentioned it time and time again here BUT because i enjoy talking about it. Terror is ~ the feelings of fear and dread, the suspense of the horror, capitalising on the anxiety, .. the gothic liminal space effect, if ur me, where you Know you’re not safe, but you’re not face to face with the danger. the space in between. Horror is ~ confrontation with the monster itself, fits alongside sublime and grotesque, its shock and repulsion and the immediate threat, the adrenaline rush that comes with experiencing the horror element. 

i don’t say that to be condescending or to mansplain.. i say that so a) any poor soul who reads things i say (future me) knows what the fuck im on about when i talk about it & b) . i just really enjoy chatting about that. i just. like talking about the difference between horror and terror . idk why. i just dig it.  also here down ‘horror’ equals radcliffe horror, ‘horror genre’ = .. the genre of horror. horror as the noun.

anyway. ‘emotional horror.’ i remember it struck me at first because i thought huh isn’t horror as a genre based in emotion? - but with pure regard to modern horror, emotional horror seems to mean the provocation of empathy for the characters, or that the ‘horrific element’ stems from an emotional source - grief, mental health, a missing child from a mother’s perspective. 

i fully admit i haven’t watched/read enough what i could annoyingly call ‘horror-horror’ content, ie films that rely a lot of physical action and reaction to be horror - the shining with physical safety, that one film about the deaf woman being hunted in her cabin in the woods (great film, i hated the experience of watching it.) uhh. i’m a philistine so i’d shove literally any standard horror film under this banner. friday 13th, chucky, that kinda thing. i’m sure there’s really nuanced analysis of them about the themes they explore like omnipresence of religion and how god doesn’t matter in a world with free will and that kind of thing . but the annoying bottom line for me is that if it’s got jumpscares and gore, it gets shoved into ‘this is a film with emphasis on radcliffe horror and i will Suffer.’ so. i don’t watch them. i fucking HATE jumpscares. I am abolutely passing judgement on a genre i have no taste for or care to experience, and tho i therefore should not talk about it . this will not stop me . 

sorry, it’s 1am. where was i. emotional horror. 

modern horror is a very foreign ground to me, because i just. entrenched myself in a little pit of gothic lit for 3 years, discovered that ‘woah! this is a contemporary genre too!’ and then read 5 chapters of stephen king and lost my faith in humanity hjgfhhhj. but emotional horror? that’s a fucking fascinating catagory. but i really bloody wonder why it’s been segregated from pure horror genre. because imo. they Should be one in the same. whats the point in horror genre content if it’s not digging claws into proper emotional fears and making a story out of that. OH one book i loved reading was ‘the wrong train’ by . someone. where the fear is typical and very abstract until the very last lines (spoilers.. where the protagonist is set up to die offscreen) and it’s a Beautiful twist. it’s very strange because the kicker of the book was the very last part and left largely unexplored. but at the same time if a story was to start there and follow onwards.. i’d be likely to shove it in my ‘horror-horror’ catagory. depending on if it explored the emotional effects on the characters in a way that was more than physical. 

films - especially films, because unless the writer is doing a dickhead move and eliminating the character’s emotional depth from the narrative, tend to have superficial displays of terror, horror and overwhelming emotion. by limitation of the medium alone . it’s the show not tell thing all over again. film a woman screaming and crying in fear of the ghost hunting her.. or have the camera circle her, blur all the shot but her, make the shot of her as intense as the emotion the actress portrays. i absolutely sound like an asshole, and i know nothing about this. but i have a lot of emotions and i like gothic novels so therefore im absolutely 110% qualified to wax lyrical on the failings of modern horror FHIGBKEFH. 

it’s one thirty am and i need to STOP oh my god how did i write this much about fucking horror genre but i can’t write 4000 characters of a ucas statement. many reasons, mostly that a ucas statement is zero wasted space and this ramble is 90% dead air. 

anyway. emotional horror. im fucking fascinated . im appreciative of the segregation so i can find things i’ll enjoy. but. why push it into a niche when it’s fucking integral to what makes horror .. good/worthwhile (to be an asshole)/what i personally enjoy lmao

edit: i didn;t actually,, fuckign say this,, when i say ‘exploring horror thru physical means’ like the asshat i am, i mean hack and slash film, gore, onscreen bodily trauma. that kinda content. the things out find in season 4 of supernatural. where the film is very concerned with exploring the boundaries of the physical body ie . get grusomely dismembered. as opposed to ‘emotional horror’ .. like the babadook honestly. where the boundaries crossed are very mental and emotional. 

that.. that’s a whole different post and the one i was actually trying to make. fuck. 

also. i’m just a picky bitch. one kind of horror is not necessarily better or worse than the other, and we choose where we place our value in media. personal taste is paramount and im not here to shit on what other people enjoy. i just happen to be annoying about what i do. 

[leofemt]

sabubu91 replied to your post “BEETHES/KANAE IS THE BEST KANAE SHIP??? HES LITERALLY IN LOVE WITH HER...”

GOD BLS... SHOW ME THE META I LOVE HEARING ABOUT THESE TWO

OJSNGLBSKDFJLSDKJ AFTER WATCHING THIS MOST RECENT EP I WAS IN... PHYSICAL PAIN

1) ok flashback to s01e19 aka the ep where kanae and beethoven coupled off: Beethoven was so scared hjsdlgsndkfj KANAE FOUND HIM HIDING UNDER THE SINK BLUSHING MADLY AND SHE GOES ‘Do u have a fever???’ like a good normal friend AND HE FLIPS OUT “DON’T LOOK AT ME” AND SLAMS THE DOOR hhhh

2) Beethoven is already blushing when he catches her hand to save her from falling (even tho if u “die” dont you escape the muzik anyways? Evidenced by Sousuke chasing Bada, he fell and he was fine, maybe they didnt know that and thought sosuke was dead or something tho

3) b...beethoven.... she says “you’re pretty manly today” he literally short-circuits he turns highlighter pink and then they immediately escape muzik

4) Interestingly enough none of the other couples showed effects outside of the muzik world? Chopin and schubert didnt have any romantic moments, there was nothing w lizst and sousuke, implying the feelings created within muzik didn’t last in the real world, but even after they escaped beethoven was Shookt.... He was frozen and clutching kanae’s hands (and kanae was blushing hehe) and even when mozart talked to him directly he didnt snap out of it until kanae mentioned music

5) The source of the muzik (clakla) had already left by the time kanae and beethes paired off. Take that how u will

6) OK THIS MOST RECENT EP! s02E07 I WAS HOPING FOR SOME KANABEET which is a stupid sounding pairing name but i cant think of a better one .... Beetkana..kanaeet... Hjsdlnskdjf

7) ok. i. In the beginning when everyone’s turning down kanae’s hand in marriage (poor kanae) all the others give normal reasons (motz is a hoe, sousuke is her best friend, schubert is gay for beethes, chopin loves nothing except his computer games) but beethes says straight up “you rejected me once my broken heart wont heal so soon” which. i dont even know what to say . he literally said it out loud matter of fact.... it was kinda hysterical but on the other hand hes fucking in love with her

8) DURING THE HOUSE MAZE GAME! side note motz’s speech was actually really sweet but that’s beside the point, when she’s rejecting sousuke Beethoven triggers his muzik? I can’t remember how much control beethoven has over it, but muzik has historically been triggered by strong emotion... take that as you will... and beethes is the first to pull it out. Schubert can apparently activate his on command (?) by saying “life is beautiful” (and ok last ep Wataru fuckign destroyed him with the cultural appropriation thing that was fantastic) and motz seems to join in just to have fun, lizst because she’s moved by what she percieves to be everyones love for kanae (but really it’s just that. she bribed all of them... hsdjglsndlkfj) but beethes’ motivation is.. up in the air.

9) ESPECIALLY BC OF WHAT HE SAYS WHEN HE STARTS USING IT... “if my thoughts and feelings won’t reach you, i’ll deliver them directly to you! come to grips with my passion, young one!” ofc i don’t know the original japanese or the possible linguistic nuances that could be in here that lead my interpretations to be completely wrong but a) BEETHES IS THE ONLY ONE WHO MAKES MENTION OF FEELINGS SPECIFICALLY (chopin says “make me happy” which.... is probablyr referring to his high speed internet.. hsjdglsdkfj although he said it in a really cute way) motz was... completely sidetracked from an otherwise sweet proposal by boobs (jsdjglsndkfnlskd) sousuke just said “we should get married”, poor schubert didn’t even get a chance, but beethes pulled out his muzik and literally talked abt his passion i hate him

10) hsdjglbskdjflskdjf i need to rewatch cloid bc i fuckign... Love kanabeet... i love them.. What the fuck ?

[dreamerology]

anon its Late but.....heres pt 2 aka my kihyun love post

i meant to do this for his bday but never managed to get around to it :( anyways here i am now….back on my kihyun bullshit. i never left but…...I’m Back and more in L*ve than ever. again i dont even know where to start dfjshjfhs icb i didnt used to like him???????? past me was fuckgin dumb! not that i hated him he was just like……..one of my least fave members and now???? dont tell minhyuk but…..Yeah i have so much love in my heart for kihyun :( idek how it started one day i just woke up loving yoo kihyun…...like it wasnt even gradual just one day Bam heart eyes motherfucker nd the rest was history

ANYWAYS  UH i love love love love love love looooooooove how genuine he is in everythign he does???? like the two most recent example are his letter in the fancafe nd his little photography signature….did he have to actually handwrite the letter to post it????? NO. but did he??? YOU BET. idk just!!!! its rly sweet bc u could clearly see how much it meant to him that he would go out of his way to write us an actual letter rather than just typing it up nd making a post. and how he said he hand draws his initials on his photography so sorry if theyre a little different every time bicshjd???????/ thats so fuckign cute!!!!!!!!!! he rly loves mbbs so so much and its really clear bc he does little things that add his personal touch to it and idk it just makes me so warm like….hes rly thinking of us sjkhfsjhf we love a caring man :(( o also sorta unrelated but the amount of exclamation points he uses when posting is so cute, bich me too!!!!! like u can always tell its him if theres “!!!” at the end of the message it’s :(( such a cute habit idk it makes me rly happie to see dsjfhkajh

speaking of his initials  on his photography!!!! i love his photography!!!!!!!!!!!! gosh it makes me so happy to see him out there just having a good time enjoying his hobby??? like their lives are so busy im so glad hes found something that he enjoys and that he can spend time on while still keeping up w his busy schedule. also hes just rly fuckign good at it!!!!!!! im gonna make a whole museum dedicated to pictures ur all welcome to come visit once its done, people are gonna come from across the world to see it nd all the proceeds will b donated to The Monstas. ANYWAYS hes rly good!!!!!!!! like i only kno The Basics abt photography but he’s rly out there u kno! im in awe! and he just loves talking abt it and sharing it and i can see how much he likes it and how passionate he is!!! i could listen to him talk abt it forever he just sorta...Lights Up its so sweet

also ok one of the first things i started noticing that i found rly cute was like how whenever he gets rly embarrassed he’ll make that scrunched up face or he’ll just like…….Jump fkjsdhfjd its so cute????? like his face during this dsfhkdjhf or jumping at the end of this when he tries to act sexy dsfhjkdsh i love a whole dork hes so funny. he knows hes gonna get embarrassed but he does it anyways!!! i wish i was the care free dsjfhskjdh

AND HIS SMILE FUCK! its the most precious thing ive ever seen wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! his smile is so bright and warm it makes me sososososoooooo happy!!!!! not 2 b sappy but i rly get the biggest butterflies whenevr i see his smile thats the number one source of my happiness right there folks! a the lil dimples he gets on his cheeks when he smiles rly big :( they’re so cute i’ve never rly noticed anyone else that had them before. i just! his smile is so precious idk what else to say!!! when he smiles rly big nd u can see his teeth….cute :( AND HIS LAUGH FUCK! its so cute when he laughs so hard he just drops out of the frame dksjfksjdh hes got one of the best whole body laughs he just collapses in on himself its so adorbale jhkdjssjfk the sound of his laugh? music to my ears!!! i hope hes always that happie :(((

o another point is his freckles :(( i hate how half the time theyre covered up by makeup but whenever i see them im like HELLO! I LOVE U!!!!!!! NICE TO SEE U!! the one on the corner of his mouth is my best friend but also the hes got one on his finger too dskfhkjhf also in this pic u can see them all rly closely, i look at this at least once daily & just cry. and the one near his temple too :(( cute!!! if u take anyway anythign from this post kno im the #1 kihyun freckle enthusiast

not 2 forget how hardworking and caring he is!!!!!!! and how his voice is one of the most calming things to listen to! i know i say that abt everyone but i looooove listening to him talk so much, his voice is so soft. thats not even including his vocals…...theres a reason hes the main vocal singer!!!! sometimes i remember that you and i exists nd he rapped in it and i instantly go bald….what a talented man is there anything he cant do?? and how his eyes are probably the prettiest ive ever seen i swear theyre made from pure honey…….and his hands!!!!! everyone always teases me for having tiny ass baby hands but jokes on them bc they were made 2 hold kihyuns hands :( everything he does is so endearing hes so cute!!!! oh and his confidence!!!! idk how much of it is for show but if i had even 2% of his confidence levels i feel like i’d be a better person dskjfhkjhf

unrelated to the love post but hes been looking So Good lately and he knows it and its dangerous for my health. every morning i wake up and yoo kihyun tells me to go choke and i say gladly! when is he gonna come to canada and finally end my life on thsi plane of existence please im Tired

[owlswritestories]

Here are the text conversations for a story I’m posting on AO3: I’m Pretty Sure Roadtrips With Strangers Is Just Hitchhikking

And in case your internet/internet device sucks, here are the transcriptions under the cut:

Exey p1:

Are you awake? Did you just see that?

yeah wtf was it?

idk i was gonna ask you!

the light is coming from too deep in the forest i cant see the source

same here

its not flickering or anything, so whatever it is, its staying in one place so i would imagine its a what not a who but even if it is a who well, we know our way around the forest better than anyone i would think

i really hope you aren about to suggest what i think youre about to suggest but who am i kidding of course you are

look if anyone can find out whats causing that light without being seen it would be us besides, im worried the twins will go without us if we dont get there first and your shining reputation as the overprotective mom friend will go up in smoke how will you ever protect the twins from their own recklessness if youre not there to witness it? im really just looking out for you bro no but seriously, what if its something really dangerous? who would you rather go check it out? in case you didnt realize theres not a whole lot of options and you know all of them personally

lux no dont try to convince me and anyway the twins probably arent even awake right now

Foolish Light Investigators chat

Calix: dudes! did u just fuckign see that?

Cerys: wtf omg!!! tell us u saw it!!! gaissssss!

Exey: DO ONT GO IN THERE YOU TWO IM WARNING YOU DO NOT !!!!!!!!!!

Cerys: ur a killjoy you know that? a huge stinking killjoy and also not our mom

Cerys changed the group name to Light Investigators

Calix: what she said! so suck it! meet you losers at the forest!!!!

Cerys: Lux that means u too! i see u lurking in the chat

Lux: dont go into the forest until we all get there, okay?

Calix: yea sure lux

Exey: oh so you listen to LUX

Cerys: cuz lux lets us do SOME stuff instead of exactly NO stuff like SOMEONE anyway see you in a sec

Exey p2

this is a bad idea lux you and i are practically adults we’re supposed to be more responsible than this i thought we WERE more responsible than this

<shrug> im sorry exey but im really curious/worried about whats in the forest and if any of the adults go investigate, well... what if they don’t come back, you know? WE can do this safely, i know we can besides... it... it doesn’t FEEL like a bad thing... i think?

...what do you mean?

idk im just not at all worried about going to see it you know? like, it doesnt scare me at all

.............. it could still be dangerous though but okay, lux

[prettyflyforacyguy]

all

rlord christ uh okay

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?

kitchen Table. ;3

2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:

good!!!!! it was early morning and aiden was off work so we decided to mess around and it was just v low stress and nice

3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:

hm uh. who;s that one tiger from zootopia? shit dice drew a commission of him a while back. the sexy one. he’d treat me right.

4: Something that never fails to make you horny:

there are like a million dumb fucking things aiden does that makes me lose my gdamn mind!!!!!! like, when he loosens his tie and gives me The Sex Look or kisses my neck in a certain spot... luv that husband

5: Where is one place you would never have sex:

somewhere kids could see :/

6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________

one time admittedly when i was new to anal i had the inevitable ShitDick scenario bc i didn’t know how to prep myself properly........im so fucking sorry, trey, im so sorry

7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:

this petsmart flyer came in the mail once. that was a weird jerkoff. made me realize im deep in petplay pff

8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:

aiden;s been practicing shibari and it’s pretty fun! i’d say its my fav way to be restrained rn 

9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:

it aint hard idk

10: Top or bottom?

this bitch be bottomin, my ass is Ready

11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]

12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?

it depends on how much stamina u have or if you’re in the mood for more? that time waiting for the refractory period tho suuuuuuuucks, im so jealous of dfab ppl that can come multiple times :/

13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

a valentine’s present for aiden, shhh

14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:

sometimes aiden fuckign. does French Shit and i dont know what he’s saying until after but it’s kind of become a joke because we’ll be having a really nice moment and he’ll lean in and like, whisper some bullshit like “my little lima bean” or “my sweet polished fork” and i fuckignt rftg,,, IT STILL SOUNDS HOT, WHY IS HE LIKE THIS 

15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:

that “pop” noise when ur mouth comes off the dick. also, when he like, holds your head with his fingers tangled in your hair and bobs your head down on his cock g gg go gogfdoood thats so hot i love it when he does that to me its nice

16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

welcome 2 Trauma Land next question

17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

yeah. it’s a pretty slutty thing to do, it’s not great tasting if u don’t like, pineapple and shit but it’s a pretty good way to get your partner turned on more

18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

if u and ur partner get tested together and r clean and not seeing anyone else

19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?

my sophomore year humanities teacher in my study abroad program....holy Fuck. hooooly fuck. mr. nakamura still gets me going to this day. he has a wife tho :(

20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

whipped creaaaam!

21: How big is too big:

some bad dragons are really intimidating. christ.

22: One sexual thing you would never do:

let ppl use me as an object again :/

23: Biggest turn on:

humiliation is pretty good

24: Three spots that drive you insane:

my neck

my back

my pussy, and my crack.

25: Worst possible time to get horny:

driving is pretty rough.

26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:

ch r is  t  y es

27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:

define “worst,” anon.

28: How much fapping is too much fapping:

who fucking calls it “fapping” still

29: Best sexual complement you ever got:

Yikes^TM

30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:

is this like, a lesbian thing? i dont get it

31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:

YA GATTA NUT!

32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"

IF THEY TRUCKIN WE ARE FUCKIN!

33: What your favorite part of your body:

my belly........? idk i used to Hate My Mcfuckin Self but aiden blows raspberries on me and its fkin cute holy hell

34: Favorite foreplay activities:

if i suck on aiden’s fingers he basically fucking Dies on the spot, so that’s fun to use. for myself, uhh. thigh kisses are hot. so hot.

35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]

there was a a time when i wouldve said sex is bnetter but no, it’s Lov....i Love Husband

36: What do you wear to bed?

boxers, and my husband

37: When was the first time you masturbated:

probably when i was like nine or ten? in the “i dont know this is masturbating but it kinda feels nice” way

38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

there’s a lot floating around there but most of it is during The Bad Time

39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

uhhh shit its been a while i can’t really remember?

40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?

mhm. it’s not my fav tho

41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

i;ve had more than a threesome, buddy

42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

when i was young and desperate and trying anal for the first time i used a vibrating toothbrush but no one told me you’re supposed to not use the brush end. the bristles were rough. 

43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?

yes to both?? im a tiny troglodyte man what do u expect

44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?

maybe? this is a very specific situation, i know aiden would rather die than do anything on a plane tho

45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?

i feel it coming - daft punk

46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?

literally like anything can make me hard im fucking easy

47: Most attractive celebrity?

my husband....he’s a star, to Me...

48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

yes. source: am gay

49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?

Unborn.

50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?

yes. i dont particularly like to think abt it but there’s a. big fan community wanting me to “come back” and it makes me super uncomfortable.

51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?

girls :/

52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)

i have a couple on my thighs and my belly from some healthy weight gain, but aiden doesn’t mind. he likes em

53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)

dick....me Sucky Cock...nya

54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

i dont rlly care

55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

i was a few people’s first lay and it was uh. difficult. they think they can just pound a man’s ass like their fleshlight and it’s rough when you’re like, laying there and your ass is on fire while you remind them to use more lube and also fucking go slower to start

56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

sticky rice. good fucking lord, do not use sticky rice.

57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?

not really? we don’t hide things from each other

58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)

we own a Shit ton. i’ve had some since i was like, a teenager but i’ve been collectin some over the years

59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?

oh god no. aiden barely knows what memes are

60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?

no, me and aiden have already discussed like, scar reduction shit. i have a few nasty keloids :/

61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

neither?? i mean, i was both for a while but *SLAMS TRAUMA BUTTON*

62: Do you watch porn?

duh

63: How small is too small?

all dick is good dick!!!!

64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

continues to Slam the Trauma Button

65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?

probably not because aiden’s in a group chat with his work buddies and they’re all middle aged or young mom nurses. im a fish out of water.

67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?

sure, as long as its not like skinny jeans or something

68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?

not rlly. good dick is good dick

69: If you could give yourself head, would you?

im p sure everyone tries but usually i get my husband to B)

70: Booty or Boobs?

ass. please god, i’m all about ass

71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?

Ass Blaster 69

72: Have you ever been on an official date?

yes? like a movie and restraunt thing?

73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

not that i know of, but there was a point when i was pretty low in life that i hopped around w/ partners and one night stands.

74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?

the Pole Faller. i have no body strength and im named that bc i’d fall off the pole

75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)

no??????????? nO??

76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?

what...what kind of question even is this

77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina

“god i wanna put my mouth all over that”

78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?

DOUBLE PENETRATION!!!!!! DOUBLE PENETRATION!!!!!