#incorrect vixx

[random-incorrect-things]

Hakyeon: What are you up to today?

Leo: Nothing.

Hakyeon: But you did that yesterday.

Leo: I wasn't finished.

[thedetectivessay]

Seho, sarcastically: I'm just here because I'm so supportive.

Ravi: Do you think someone will die again?

Seho: Jaesuk's career might die again.

[imbicuriousyeah]

Cashier: that’ll be eighteen dollars and ninety eight cents

Hyuk: I don’t have the money

Cashier: ... then I’m sorry but I can’t sell this to you

Hyuk, sneakily sliding the cashier a twenty dollar bill like it’s a bribe: how about now?

Cashier:

N, from the chip aisle: Sanghyuk stop fucking with the Americans

[incorrectk-popquotes]

Hyuk: Why do you go to sleep so late?

Leo, [looking off into the distance]: There’s no rest for the wicked

Hyuk:

Leo:

Hakyeon: Cat videos. He stays up late to watch cat videos

[allaboutincorrectkpop]

Hyuk: 'Hey hyung, quick favor.' 

Leo: 'What, cover me in gasoline and spiders? Fine, yeah, I'm in.' 

Hyuk: 'Wasn't my first pitch but hey, not gonna waste this opportunity.'

[justice-for-jacob-marley]

Anyone's free to do this!

Last Song: A children's version of the Mexican folk song "Cielito Lindo".

Favorite color: Purple! 💜

Currently watching: Clips from The Big Bang Theory, to help with incorrect quotes.

Currently reading: The original Christmas Carol by Dickens, with my mother.

Sweet/Savory/Spicy: Sweet, most of the time. But all three flavors are great!

Relationship status: Single.

Current obsession: A Christmas Carol, of course! Although I will never not love Calvin and Hobbes.

Last thing Googled: "original stingiest man in town"- yes, there was a live-action version before the cartoon. It stars Basil Rathbone as Scrooge- you should really check it out!

Tagging: @tosimornottosim @vixx-ari @vincentholdsapen @thedivinelights @a-living-cartoon @stillwaitin76 @ethereal-nightingale and anyone else who wants to do this!

Nine People You'd Like To Get To Know Better

tagged by @ankahikoibaat

tagging @sarosthewizarddude @t3acupz @rotaryshakes @minettas-ploy @sophiez85 @babygirl-eddie-diaz @greyheadedjaco @happy-turtle48 @anyyyyb

Last song: Kop That Shit by Aystar

Favorite color: blue but I also like purple and green

Currently watching: Bridgerton season 3 (possibly on repeat)

Sweet/savory/spicy: sweet but sometimes spicy

Related status: married

Current obsession: Dead Boy Detectives (and as always Willow & Shadow and Bone)

Last thing Googled: height of Sabo and Trafalgar Law

[nyxtoxicate]

Ravi, exasperated: Ongdongie keeps sniffing at the sidewalk, but only when nothing is there. What does he smell? What could possible be so interesting he has to sniff at it for three minutes? I just want to walk.

Hyuk: That's Conk Crete, baby!

[haveathingforkpop]

leo: crack me a joke

ken: *calling jin* *learns a dad joke**tries to open his mouth*

hyuk: leo's high school grades

vixx laughs except leo.

leo: i said make me laugh---not, use me to laugh, you brat!

[hanjitonin]

Tagged by @skz-maybe-incorrects above here ty!!

Stray Kids - Han (who is surprised??)

Twice - Jihyo

Seventeen - Dk

Blackswan - Fatou

Ateez - Hongjoong

Itzy - Chaeryoung

Txt - Yeonjun

Red velvet - Seulgi

Vixx - N (if he ever gets back rip)

Exid - LE

tagged by @changbeens thank youuuuuu 💚

bias check~ list 10 groups you stan and your bias from each, then tag 10 people!

B.A.P - Daehyun

Stray Kids - Changbin

NCT - Johnny

EXO - D.O & Kai

Ateez - San

(G)-Idle - Yuqi

TWICE - Jihyo & Jeongyeon

ITZY - Yeji

Secret - Hyosung

SNSD - Sooyoung & Hyoyeon

im going to tag @silentcry-skz @ayoyoungg @skz-maybe-incorrects @the2amrevolution and @agibbangs

[random-incorrect-things]

Ken: You know what I asked Santa for Christmas this year?

Leo: If you say me, I swear I'll-

Ken: You? What? No, I asked him for that cool Lego Ninjago set we saw in Target!

[totallyrealboygroupquotes]

Taekwoon: I bruised my finger from hitting it on the dumpster. Don't mess with dumpsters, kids.

Hongbin: But I mess with you every day.

[fakevixxthings]

hyuk: making my way downtown

hyuk: walking fast

hyuk:

hyuk: walking a little bit slower so my steps match with hakyeon’s because he’s short

[xiuhanist]

Taekwoon: i only have one emotion, it’s anger

Wonshik: last night you texted me at least a thousand hearts

Taekwoon:

Taekwoon: out of anger

[inthewoodzz]

[imbicuriousyeah]

Ravi: I was on a walk, and these two dogs just started barking at Leo, and I couldn’t let my boy be outnumbered, so I started barking too.

[incorrectk-popquotes]

Ravi: Leo and I don't have pet names for each other.

Hakyeon: I see... 1, what do bees make?

Ravi: Honey?

Leo [from the next room]: Yes, dear?

Ravi:

Hakyeon: Don't ever lie to my face again.