#source: oddworld munch's oddysee

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Re; DOOM!: Blendinians, Sonar, & Critters (script)

(the doors of the lab open, and Zim enters)

Zim: Caroline?

(Zim walks in further, then stops)

Zim: [yelling] Caroline!

(Zim Walks up behind Caroline)

Zim: [shouting] CAROLINE!! WHAT are you DOING!?!

(Caroline whips her head around from Fibi to look at Zim)

Caroline: SHHHH! Be nice! You’re ruining my concentration. (turning back to the restrained Fibi) Now hold still, will ya!?

Zim: Ugh! I can’t believe this! You’re not working the top-secret and super deadly ketchup gas!

Caroline: You know, you really gotta start thinking about the bigger picture.

Zim: [sputters] -What!? That’s exactly what you said about your tickborg nanobot-repellent floor wax!

Caroline: Now look, that stuff tested just fine on the chipmunks.

Zim: IT BURNED HOLES THROUGH ALL OF MY MACHINERY!!

Caroline: Well, you can’t make big breakthroughs without taking risks.

Zim: RISKS? RISKS!?! (Zim pokes Fibi between the eyes as he speaks) That’s a blendinian, you idiot! They’re a rarity all across the galaxy and worth a fortune! And here you are, trying to stick sonar in it’s head!

Caroline: but do you ever stop to think why I’m STICKING SONAR IN IT’S HEAD!?!

Caroline: Think of all those long nights, us pulling critters out of traps…

Zim: And finding them takes ages. WHAT’S THAT GOT TO DO WITH-

Caroline: Will you JUST SHUT UP!? Yeesh. Look. You and I spend like, what? 20 hours each week catching critters? That’s 20 hours we could be spending working more effective heat rays, chemical weapons, poisons, shrinking pills, soft drinks that turn people into marsupials, Look here. (Caroline pulls down a screen)

Caroline: We have traps everywhere, right? And when animals get caught in them, the traps send out a sonar beacon, right? Then, we have to drop whatever we’re doing, go out, pick ‘em up, bring ‘em back, (as she speaks the screen changes to depict the tedious process she describes) But with my sonar-enhanced blendinian, it finds the traps, it brings the critters to us! He-he. (The screen then depicts the sonar enhanced Fibi retrieving the critters and bringing them back to the base) More critters, more research, more experiments, (folds up screen) It’s flawless!

Zim: Caroline, I apologize. You are a genius!

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Irwin: -sighs-

The fuzzle Irwin put on the burner: ???

Irwin: …I miss my colleague, fuzzle. I miss him a lot.

Irwin: I’ll be right back.

-Irwin leaves the room with the fuzzle still on the burner-

The fuzzle:

[go-go-devil]

3 (Do you have any upcoming WIPs? How far along are you with them?), 9 (Are there any fics you’d love to see but don’t want to write yourself? What are they?), 17 (What has been the proudest moment for you so far since you started writing?). i've been meaning to ask about what's next for ur writing, so this is awfully convenient 0:)

3.) At the moment I haven't starting writing any new fics yet, although I do have several ideas floating around!

In regards to more Hylics fics I was thinking of writing a dramatic story about Dracula's life story from its perspective and another about Somsnosa, Dedusmuln, and Pongorma going on their own mini adventure without Wayne (mostly as a means for me to show these characters' friendships with each other outside of their shared relationship to Wayne). Both of these are gonna be WAAAAAAY shorter than my last fic though, for the sake of my sanity!

I've also been toying with the idea of writing an Oddworld fanfic, since that game series is also one of my all-time favorites. So far I have a faint inkling of a story revolving around the hellish daily life of an Intern (a very disturbing enemy species from Munch's Oddysee that I find highly underrated) working in an animal testing facility, but so far haven't outlined a cohesive narrative for it to move into the draft stage yet.

9.) Hmmm... that's an interesting question. In general I'd love to see more fanfics that revolve around highlighting the neurodivergency of canon or headcanoned neurodivergent characters. I try to write them myself, of course, but for some of the fandoms I'm in I just don't have the desire to write my own fics for the source material.

Also can anyone please write more Serial Experiments Lain fics? The series has existed since 1998 yet I've only found 36 on ao3 and like 9 on fanfiction.net and that kinda depresses me...

17.) This is probably gonna be a predictable answer for you, but me having written the entirety of Chaos Inverted is my proudest moment as a fiction writer. 32,000 words is the most I've ever written for anything in my life at the moment, and even though it was for a pre-established universe, the worldbuilding itself along with the true nature of the characters was so vague that I basically had to come up with most of the lore and character dynamics myself (as all of us Hylics fans have to do). The fact that I was able to complete this while working and managing other aspects of my life means that I'm totally capable of working toward my goal of becoming a professional writer!

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Audience at the Gabbiar auction: -applause-

One of the glukkons in the crowd: -whispers to the glukkon next to him- how are we clappin’?

The glukkon next to him: -whispers back- I have no idea…

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Munch, helping the fuzzles set up the timebomb to blow up Vykkers labs: Alright! Anybody that got hands, start wirein’!

The Fuzzles around him:

Munch:

Munch: ...that’ll be me.

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Abe: I’ve got good facts and bad facts and weird facts and fun facts and Elum facts and shaman facts. Which do you want to hear first?

Alf: Elum facts. Definitely Elum facts.

Abe: The Magog Cartel passed a tax bill that simply says “Elums” with a hand-drawn thumbs up at the bottom.

Toby: Weird facts please.

Abe: Four of the last five World Series winners have been Elums.

Munch: Bad facts...?

Abe: Not everyone has an Elum.

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-Munch gets re-captured by Vykkers Labs after attempting to escape-

Humphrey: -chuckles- back in my lair once more…

Humphrey: how many times are you gonna run?! I’ve captured you seventeen different times!!

Munch: …I feel like its gonna be at least eighteen…

Humphrey:

Humphrey: -turns away from Munch-

Humphrey, exasperated: …the gabbosity of this bitch…

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Humphrey, to Irwin: ...what’s going on between the two of us, huh? What are we doing? :)

Irwin: Humphrey, we’re preforming surgery.

Humphrey: what’s that? -notices the blood on his claws- oh shit, oh-

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-Humphrey and Irwin holding each other in their final moments before the bomb goes off within Vykker's Labs-

Irwin: Humphrey, no matter what I’ve said... I’ve always sort of liked you!

Humphrey: Irwin onetime I used your Fuzzle-burner to unclog my toilet!

Irwin: wait, YOU WHA-

-the bomb goes off-

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Alf @ Munch: Oh, you’re playing Minecraft! I like your cut, g.

Alf: *smacks the back of Munch’s head hard enough to forcibly convert him into a jpeg*

Munch: AAAA—

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Humphrey: Alright, Gabbit, the sonar in your head should be-

Munch: What?! I got a sonar in mah head?!

Humphrey: wHaT? I interrupt people?!

Munch:

Humphrey: ...Yes!

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Irwin: Humphrey! Have you no dignity?!

Humphrey: Of corse not! How long have we worked together?

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Munch: Hai, my name is Latamire Munch, welcome to jackass!

Munch: -Pops a wheelie with his wheelchair-

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-a group of fuzzles curiously gather around what they don’t realise is a Vykkers labs scrab-trap-

Humphrey, in the tiny ufo-vehicle with Irwin: *sneezes*

Fuzzles: -get startled and run off-

Irwin: Nice, Humphrey...

Humphrey: I Sneezed! What?! I’m not allowed to sneeze?!