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detroitbecomeonline 2 years ago
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Hey thanks for the rb you made of my textpost, it made me feel special and all that. The source is a Josh Kennedy vine btw, check him out cause he鈥檚 really funny and also makes up like 99% of my textposts 馃槀
I hope your pillow is at the exact fluffiness you like it at when you go to sleep tonight and here is a link to some Josh Kennedy vines (peep 1:25) that I binged after you sent me this ask <3
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incorrect-oddworld-quotes 4 years ago
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Humphrey: Alright, Gabbit, the sonar in your head should be-
Munch: What?! I got a sonar in mah head?!
Humphrey: wHaT? I interrupt people?!
Munch:
Humphrey: ...Yes!
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theenbynightingale 3 years ago
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Alejandro:聽If we were the only ones left on this planet, what would you do first.
Heather:聽I鈥檇 break up with you.
Alejandro:聽What!?
Heather:聽I鈥檓 not trying to impress anyone anymore.
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scott-the-woz-as-vines 3 years ago
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Abe: Got diagnosed with Cool Guy Syndrome yesterday, huhah!
Abe: So now I take... Adderall, huhah!
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the-skull-breaker 3 years ago
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ANE Lance : *pops into the past* ... I'm you from the futur... ?
TO Lance : YEAH OBVIOUSLY, BITCH !
ANE Lance : I don't... I don't remember talking like that...
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youngsap 4 years ago
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*At Scarlemagne鈥檚 Funeral*
Wolf: Can I just have a moment alone with him?
Wolf, harshly whispering: Alright, listen faker. I know you鈥檙e not actually dead.
Scarlemagne, opening his eyes: YEAH, NO SHIT.
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incorrectstevesagaquotes 4 years ago
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Galaxy Steve, in Reality Steve鈥檚 mind:聽Yo dude, we can talk through minds now, so we鈥檒l be in each other鈥檚 heads...
Reality Steve:聽...Forever!
Galaxy Steve:聽Exactly, sucker.
Reality Steve:
Reality Steve: Oh no.
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koko-heads 4 years ago
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louise, at tammy鈥檚 funeral: can i have a moment alone with her?
jocelyn: of course *leaves*
louise: now listen, i know you鈥檙e not really dead.
tammy: yeah no shit-
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marinetteplztakeabreak 5 years ago
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Hawkmoth, attempting to get support from the media:Hey everybody, today Chat Noir pushed me so I鈥檓 starting a kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him would be I would get pushed way less-
Mayura: *in the background with a powerpoint presentation and graphs*
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Pidge: hey everybody today my brother pushed me so im starting a kickstarter to put him down
Pidge: the benefits of killing him would be i would get pushed way less
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skautism 5 years ago
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Elmer: My mom says if I don't get my grades up she isn't going to let me get my tetanus shot next year
JoJo: That's weird, what're you gonna do?
Elmer: Fuckin' study I guess
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fuckyeahscienceparty 6 years ago
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Medic, wearing sunglasses, sipping wine out of a glass with a curly straw: What up, I'm Medic, I'm 43, and I never actually went to medical school.
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theenbynightingale 3 years ago
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Dakota:聽Hey, guys. This is my boss, Chris.
Chris:聽What up, internet?
Sam:聽Why are you doing a livestream with your boss?
Dakota: He said if I didn鈥檛, I鈥檓 fired.
Chris:聽No, I didn鈥檛- I didn鈥檛 say that.
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scott-the-woz-as-vines 3 years ago
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Wendy's Employee: That awkward moment when you're tryna take a shit. And your brother's just kickin' in the bathroom.
Target Employee: I'm single!
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anice-meme 6 years ago
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Joel: Um, Ellie, could you swim across that lake?
Ellie: No I cannot.
Ellie: What up, I'm Ellie, I'm 14, and I never fuckin' learned how to swim
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overheardparx 6 years ago
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jawn, to his friends: hey guys this is my boss, awsten
awsten, nervous: hahah sup boys
jawn's friends, whispering: uhh why do you hang out with your boss
jawn: he said if i dont im fired
awsten, sweating and nervous: nah i didnt-i didn't say that
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