#source: jjba/duwang

[amethystsoda]

SO TRUE 💎💛💸

[simayeeet]

moments before the assassination

[jojostwopolyamorouslovers]

Incorrect JJBA quotes again!

Okuyasu: Remember when calling someone a poopy-pants was the worst insult you could say to someone?

Rohan:.....What in the fresh new hell are you going off about, you imbecile?

Josuke: Say it, you coward. Tell it straight to my face, I fucking dare you.

Okuyasu: Yeah, say it, you fucking pussy!

Josuke: Well?

Rohan: ...... 

Rohan: Why do I even try to converse with you two? *sighs*

[mistaeq]

Could you do Pokémon teams for Joseph, Caesar, Lisa Lisa, and the Pillar Men?

battle tendency squad: what if they had a pokémon team?

stardust crusaders' pokémon team

duwang gang's pokémon team

bucciarati gang's pokémon team

steel ball run squad's pokémon team

thank you for requesting this, anon !! it's the first time i make one for a proper request, so i hope this doesn't disappoint you !! ♥︎

contains: joseph joestar, caesar anthonio zeppeli, lisa lisa, kars, esidisi, wamuu.

DISCLAIMER: i willingly do NOT include STARTER pokémon and LEGENDARIES [the pillar men are just a special case] in jjba characters' pokémon teams. i accept criticism on my choices, but remember this before commenting.

joseph joestar

golurk: it is said that golurk were ordered to protect people and pokémon by the ancient people who made them.

ferrothorn: its spikes are harder than steel. this pokémon crawls across rock walls by stabbing the spikes on its feelers into the stone.

chimecho: it makes its cries echo inside its hollow body. when this pokémon becomes enraged, its cries result in ultrasonic waves that have the power to knock foes flying.

scrafty: while mostly known for having the temperament of an aggressive ruffian, this pokémon takes very good care of its family, friends, and territory.

tyranitar: Its body can't be harmed by any sort of attack, so it is very eager to make challenges against enemies.

thievul: it secretly marks potential targets with a scent. by following the scent, thievul stalks its targets and steals from them when they least expect it.

caesar anthonio zeppeli

araquanid: it launches water bubbles with its legs, drowning prey within the bubbles. this pokémon can then take its time to savor its meal.

raichu: this pokémon exudes a weak electrical charge from all over its body that makes it take on a slight glow in darkness. raichu plants its tail in the ground to discharge electricity.

cloyster: it is capable of swimming in the sea. cloyster does so by swallowing water, then jetting it out toward the rear. this pokémon shoots spikes from its shell using the same system.

boltund: this pokémon generates electricity and channels it into its legs to keep them going strong. boltund can run nonstop for three full days.

dubwool: weave a carpet from its springy wool, and you end up with something closer to a trampoline. its majestic horns are meant only to impress the opposite gender. they never see use in battle.

jellicent: these pokémon have body compositions that are mostly identical to seawater. jellicents make their lairs from sunken ships.

lisa lisa

mawile: don't be taken by this pokémon's cute face - it's very dangerous. mawile fools the foe into letting down its guard then chomps down with its massive jaws. the steel jaws are really horns that have been transformed.

tsareena: its long, striking legs aren't just for show but to be used to kick with skill. in victory, it shows off by kicking the defeated, laughing boisterously.

lopunny: it is constantly monitoring its surroundings. extremely cautious, if dangers approach, this pokémon responds with superdestructive kicks.

oricorio (sensu style): it charms its opponents with its refined dancing. when they let their guard down, it places a curse on them that will bring on their demise.

salazzle: filled with pheromones, its poisonous gas can be diluted to use in the production of luscious perfumes. it punishes salandit that couldn't bring it food with a fierce slap of its flame-spewing palm.

gardevoir: it has the psychokinetic power to distort the dimensions and create a small black hole. this pokémon will try to protect its trainer even at the risk of its own life.

kars

persian: a very haughty pokémon. among its fans, the size of the jewel in its forehead is a topic of much talk. however, it will lash out and scratch for little reason.

ditto: it rearranges its cell structure to transform itself into other shapes. however, if ditto tries to transform itself into something by relying on its memory, this pokémon manages to get details wrong.

zapdos: this is a legendary bird pokémon that has the ability to control electricity. zapdos usually lives in thunderclouds. the pokémon gains power if it is stricken by lightning bolts.

steelix: it lives even further underground than onix. this pokémon is known to dig towards the earth's core. there are records of it reaching a depth of over six-tenths of a mile underground.

garchomp: its vaunted wings become scythes, sending it mad with rage. it swings its scythes wildly and slices the ground to pieces.

archeops: they are intelligent pokémon, and will cooperate to catch prey. from the ground, they use a running start to take flight.

esidisi

arcanine: it is known for its high speed. it is said to be capable of running over 6,200 miles in a single day and night. the fire that blazes wildly within this pokémon's body is its source of power.

magmortar: it takes down its enemies by shooting fireballs, which burn them to a blackened crisp. magmortar avoids this method when hunting prey.

mudsdale: mud that hardens around a mudsdale's legs sets harder than stone. it's so hard that it allows this pokémon to scrap a truck with a single kick.

moltres: it is a legendary bird pokémon that has the ability to control fire. if this pokémon is injured, it is said to dip its body in the molten magma of a volcano to burn and heal itself.

turtonator: eating sulfur in its volcanic habitat is what causes explosive compounds to develop in its shell. its droppings are also dangerously explosive.

kommo-o: it clatters its tail scales to unnerve opponents. this pokémon will battle only those who stand steadfast in the face of this display.

wamuu

tauros: this pokémon is not satisfied unless it is rampaging at all times. if there is no opponent for tauros to battle, it will charge at thick trees and knock them down to calm itself.

gyarados: once it goes on a rampage, its ferociously violent blood doesn't calm until it has burned everything down. there are records of this pokémon's rampages lasting a whole month.

articuno: it is a legendary bird pokémon that can control ice. the flapping of its wings chills the air. as a result, it is said that when this pokémon flies, snow will fall.

xatu: it stands rooted and still in one spot all day long. people believe that this pokémon does so out of fear of the terrible things it has foreseen in the future.

drifblim: the raw material for the gas inside its body is souls. when its body starts to deflate, it's thought to carry away people and pokémon.

salamence: it came about as a result of a strong, long-held dream of growing wings. it is said that this powerful desire triggered a sudden mutation in this pokémon's cells, causing it to sprout its magnificent wings.

[bizzareimagines]

JJBA SDC Presentation Imagines

So, after having likely failed my presentation, I’m now going to do an imagine on presentations! I’ve decided to do the Crusaders, Duwang Gang and the Bucci Gang (so... basically most of the main characters from Parts 3-5...), because I can! I hope you enjoy!

I’m going to split them up into 3 parts, just for reading accessibility! Here’s the Crusaders!!

Joseph Joestar

He really loves talking about things he’s interested in, so when it comes to the topic, he picks something he enjoys!

Joseph doesn’t really get nervous. He’s very good at talking and, if he does slip up on the rare occasion, he’d make a good recovery in time with a charismatic joke!

He doesn’t do a lot of reading beforehand, just because he’s not that interested in reading. If possible, audio or video sources are his preference, or short web pages.

Animations. Animations wherever he can possibly put them. Lots of photos, too. His PowerPoints are very busy.

He would get a B-/61% and be perfectly happy with that.

Muhammad Abdul

His topic would have to be something he really enjoys, otherwise his presentation would come across as a little flat.

He gets a little nervous, but once he’s up there, he’s fine. Still, he’s not the best at engaging an audience and will mutter a short “sorry” if he does make a mistake.

Abdul will do intense research beforehand. He wants to know all the facts before tackling the topic at hand. His bibliographies are eye-watering.

He will choose a simple design format, but that’s as visually entertaining as his presentations will ever get. The only photos present will be relevant to what he’s saying.

He would get an A-/71% and worry about what he could’ve done better.

Jean Pierre Polnareff

He hates doing presentations, but mostly because they’re a lot of effort. For this reason, he comes across as bored when presenting, regardless of the topic.

If he gets uncertain about how he comes across in front of others, he’ll begin to “uh” a lot. Because of this, he can sometimes talk too quickly, which makes it hard to follow what he’s saying.

Honestly, Polnareff doesn’t rate the research much, either, just like Joseph. He’d gather a few articles here and there, but he’d mostly resort to websites.

Polnareff likes to make his PowerPoints aesthetic, so there will be effort. He likes to use imagery, and will often substitute words for pictures that he can explain, which can be a little confusing at times.

He would get a C+/59% and be incredibly bitter about it. Not for long, though.

Noriaki Kakyoin

Although they aren’t his favourite, Kakyoin will try his hardest, no matter what topic the presentation is on.

He gets incredibly nervous about presenting beforehand, but you wouldn’t notice this unless you were close to him. His delivery is almost flawless, save the rare pause if he needs to gather his thoughts.

Research doesn’t take Kakyoin long. He knows where to find the relevant articles and sources, and how to apply them effectively.

Is a diagram needed? Then it’s there. What about a table? Also there, and footnoted perfectly. Images are engaged with. There aren’t any silly slide transitions and the design doesn’t limit text and image space. This is a boy skilled in the art of PowerPoint.

Because of his hard work, he will get an A+/79%, but guess what? Kakyoin will be disappointed he didn’t hit the A* mark.

Jotaro Kujo

Of course, he hates presentations. Any form of schoolwork is a burden on his person.

It’s not that he gets nervous, but he hates talking in front of people. Simply put, he’s not very good at it. Jotaro mumbles a bit too much, and he’s a man of few words, so sometimes his points come across as underdeveloped.

He’ll read the minimum number of sources required for it to be a decent amount of research. Other than that, he won’t go the extra mile.

Like Abdul, his PowerPoints are very simple. There is little effort applied, but they do their purpose of sending a clear message.

Jotaro will get a low C/53%, but he won’t care all that much. It’s mostly Holly who gets concerned about her son’s academic performance.

[duhragonball]

duvete replied to your post “JJBA Episode 95”

And you know about the duwang!

I found out about it while looking up where to download Parts 5 through 8, because I cannot stop.

The source I found said the Part 4 scanlation still had some “Duwang” in it, and I had to find out what on earth that meant.  I’m not sure how “Morioh” and “Duwang” manage to be homonyms, but I like that later fan translations kept the use of Duwang out of respect to that Chinese student’s original effort.