#my crappy shoops

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I went through several searches of stock photos and picked the ones that made me think of a dw character for me to paste onto 

these are (some of) the results

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Twenty Questions

I was tagged by @freckledpianoman

1) What do you prefer to be called name-wise? 

Karu, Shami, or my real name if you know it 

2) When is your birthday? 

June 14

3) Where do you live? 

Toronto 

4) Three things you are doing right now? 

Binge watching Queer Eye, reading Chinese transmigration webnovels, watching funny animal videos 

5) Four fandoms that have peaked your interest: 

Prodigal Son, One Day at a Time, The Owl House, Stargirl 

6) How has the pandemic been treating you? 

Job hunting during this time remains the worst, but at least I have more time to rest during chronic pain episodes?

7) A song you can’t stop listening to right now? 

Postmodern Jukebox’s version of Shoop by Salt-N-Pepa. 

8) Recommend a movie. 

Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse or Thor: Ragnarok 

9) How old are you? 

30, I’m still in denial over my age.

10) School, university, occupation, other? 

Unemployed at the moment since my contract as an archive research officer just ended. 

11) Do you prefer heat or cold? 

Heat because I inherited the family’s intolerance of the cold. That and I can have ice cream. 

12) Name one fact others may not know about you. 

I once sprained my neck while I was playing football in high school. I was part of the after school sports program at the local community centre for my volunteer hours. One minute I was doing a pass, the next I get hit in the neck with a football. 

13) Are you shy? 

Yep, I have really bad social anxiety so if you want to talk to me, it’s better if you message me first. 

14) Preferred pronouns? 

She/her or they/them 

15) Biggest Pet Peeves? 

People who talk over other people and take up too much time when other people still have questions. I’ve had a few guys like this in class while I was still in school. 

16) What is your favorite “dere” type? 

The only reason I know what this means is because I lurk on TV Tropes. I don’t really have one, but yanderes is a definite no-no for me. I do have a soft spot for kuuderes. 

17) Rate your life from 1-10, 1 being crappy and 10 being the best it could be. 

6.5 on a good day. 

18. What’s your main blog? 

This one

19. List your side blogs and what they’re used for.

I don’t have any, but given all the fancasts and headcanon posts I do, I might have to make a separate blog just to keep track of everything. 

20. Is there something people need to know about you before becoming friends? 

I’m really bad at reading social cues and between the lines so you have to let me know if I do anything that makes you uncomfortable. And sometimes I need a reminder that you don’t hate me. 

Tagging @lembeau @rob-anybody @faeriviera @glintglimmergleam @castledisneyfan @lesbianmaxevans @canary-warrior and anyone who wants to give this a shot 

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so i had more dw stock images

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i find this pic, my mind goes to pang tong instantly

 its just how it works

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look at that boy go 

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moments before the assassination

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i felt like this deserved to be a  separate post because... references

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sure 

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athena’s dumb looking design made me think of that cyberlady that likes corn stock photo 

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vietnamese google gave me this poster when i typed up “ma dai” and i had to do something to it 

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the “Sima Yi is a terrible father to Zhao” shitposts will never NOT be funny to me

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i remember reading a post that said xun yu and sima yi should have swapped dw9 designs and i had to see for myself

no 

just no this is terrible 

no

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I swear this time around Li Dian looks MORE like Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star 

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help